German may be the most widely spoken language in the European Union, but let's be honest - it's just downright funny sometimes. We roasted French, so now it's time for the German language to have its turn.

People around the world learning how to speak German have long struggled with German's fearsome grammar, in which multiple funny words are stuck together to make more descriptive terms. This leads to things like long, aggressive store names and job titles, as well as migraines for tourists and expats in Germany. The spelling of these long German words is an even more sensitive subject.

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Funny German Language

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Lucia De Santiago
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3 years ago

XD

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Since German is an ancestor to English, a lot of funny German words were passed down to us but changed in spelling over time. The original German forms of these words now have... Well, 'interesting' connotations. See for yourself below.

Oh, and just for the lols, here is the longest word in German - Donaudampfschifffahtselektrizitatenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengessellschaft. Standing proudly at 80 letters, this word translates to "Association for Subordinate Officials of the Head Office Management of the Danube Steamboat Electrical Services" and is an absolutely real concoction of letters. Try not to break your tongue with it!

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Funny German Language

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John L Kelly
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3 years ago

I guess Greta isn't French after all.

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However, according to Olly Richards, a polyglot and the founder of I Will Teach You A Language, German actually isn't too difficult to master.

"One of the main reasons German isn’t all that hard to learn is that German and English originate from the same language families and share more similarities than you probably realize," Richards wrote. "Both German and English are Indo-European languages that stem from the Germanic family of languages. About 40% of German vocabulary is similar to English vocabulary, which is good news for native English speakers!"

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Funny German Language

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John L Kelly
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3 years ago

"Ein Schwaben Bräu bitte" makes everything work out fine.

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Richards said that pronunciation is also more straightforward than you might think and grammar is relatively easy to pick up thanks to recognizable patterns. "If we examine the phrases 'what is that?' and 'was ist das?', the connections are obvious."

Also, the polyglot thinks that it's is much easier to pronounce words phonetically in German than in English. "In English, letters often change sounds without any logical explanation. This isn’t the case in German."

"Although some aspects of German may seem difficult, once you break the language down, it's not actually that hard."

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Funny German Language

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Anna Brandigi
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3 years ago

I'm getting some mixed signals here

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#5

Funny German Language

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Anna Brandigi
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3 years ago

They have words for pretty much everything

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Lilya
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3 years ago

Ha that's so me.

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#7

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Anna Brandigi
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3 years ago

same

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#8

Funny German Language

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Troux
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3 years ago

These all have direct English equivalents: "I got tossed in the back of a car" "We came together after the movie" "I gave my bird what she needed last night"

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#9

When Even German Kids Got Involved In This Mess!

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juice
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2 months ago

heehee, because Kinder means children

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Funny German Language

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Juana
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3 years ago

Why do the write the names of the languages and then throw in Mexico? For continuity they should have written Spanish. And a flag of Spain.

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#11

German Language In A Nutshell

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Roman Hans
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2 months ago

Here Germany makes much more sense. Why make up a new word when you can repurpose old ones? Gloves really are “hand shoes.”

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#12

Salad, Anyone?

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Monday
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2 months ago

I need to sort out my cable salad....

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#13

As A Foreigner Who’s Learning German, So Accurate

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Daria Z
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2 months ago

🤘😆

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#14

Funny German Language

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Volker Burmester
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3 years ago

Sechs is german for six and sound almost like sex. Vier means four in german and sounds like fear. And fünf is german for five.

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#15

When German Language Wasn't Scary But Cute As F**k

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Mary Peace
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2 months ago

The French say "How are you called?" when they want to know your name. I suppose it's like asking "How do I get your attention?" really.

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#16

Funny German Language

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Beatrice Alighieri
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3 years ago

This is brilliant, I can't stop laughing XD

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#17

Best Photo From Trip To Berlin

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Hans
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2 months ago

Fat hard street. nothing to see here, move along folks.

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#18

When German Language Had Like A Gazillion Ways To Say "Why".

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Hans
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2 months ago

All of these have a different connotation and add to the richness of communication. You would also rather say "for which purpose do you use a rifle" than "why", if you seek to explore the intention.

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#19

When A Single Letter Made A Huge Difference

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Hans
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2 months ago

Effect, affect...you will find enough examples in English, too.

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#20

When German Language Wasn't As Cold And Ugly As They Always Say … But Beautiful And Emotional

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ADHORTATOR
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2 months ago

That is true

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#21

Makes Sense

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Linus Nilsson
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2 months ago

I laughed, until I realized that it's the same in my language

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#22

This Is Why I Love The German Language

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Tomek Sztuk
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2 months ago (edited)

Brilliant, although it's a purposefully complicated joke name :D Fahrradständer is a real German name for a bicycle stand, above says something in line of "climate protection enforcing device securing place" ;)

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#23

Funny German Language

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Lilya
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3 years ago

Person: That's amazing! Me: That's sausage to me. Person: No, the post I was talking about. Me: SAUSAGE

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#24

Have Some Class

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JuJu
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2 months ago

Nope. We use both. Usually depending on the vowel or Umlaut before the ss/ß.

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#25

When Even The Simpsons Had To Show The World How The German Language Is Trolling Everyone

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Kateryna
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2 months ago

"Die" is "the" relating to the feminine gender... so it sounds like they are indicating Bart is female

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#26

Funny German Language

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Johan Nobel
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3 years ago

Funny, most of these work for Dutch as well and no, Dutch != German

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#27

When Germany Showed The World What "Wordception" Means.

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Hans
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2 months ago

You may need context. Essen is a town in the Ruhr area. Essen means food. essen means to eat. "Wollen wir heute in Essen ein wenig Essen essen?" thus makes sense.

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Funny German Language

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Silent Skeleton
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3 years ago

Yes

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#29

German Is A Beautiful Language.

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

I'd go with "Klugscheißer" (clever-pooper), don't know what that word above is supposed to mean.

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#30

When German Language Was Only For The Brave.

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True Blue
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2 months ago

Hahahahahahahaha lord it's true

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#31

Funny German Language

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Anna Brandigi
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3 years ago

Well, they're not wrong

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#32

Tja

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

well...

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#33

About Time!

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

When you least expect it

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#34

When German Language Was So Logical That It Confused You.

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Giorgio Prodoti
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2 months ago

in Italian also more or less

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#35

Dear People Learning German...

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Monday
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2 months ago

Ah yes, I too find the weather very gay today.

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#36

Funny German Language

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

Someone count the points please. I'm curious. (I really don't play Scrabble... XD)

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#37

Funny-German-Language-Jokes

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Vicky Zar
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2 months ago

Wouldn't it be just Zusammengehörigkeit?

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#38

German Gramatik Struggle

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Dee Hunter
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2 months ago

And if you REALLY want to confuse them: Use Russian. They have two more cases.

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#39

Funny German Language

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Tiny Dynamine
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3 years ago

For your information, German isn't shouted aggressively by Germans at all. We imply that from the second world war because of how the Gestapo were. If you say the above German word normally, it sounds quite nice.

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#40

1. When German Language Nailed It.

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

Never ever in my quite long life have I heard anybody use that word lol.

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#41

When Animals Sounded Way Cuter In German. Like Raccoon.

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Femme Finn
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2 months ago

Whoa! Same in Finnish, pesukarhu. I guess it comes directly from German.

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#42

Everytime

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Kateryna
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2 months ago

All of which mean "the"

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#43

When German Language Showed That Germans Have A Strange Relationship To Their Tools. Or Their Mothers

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DforDorothy
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2 months ago

In Hungarian also...

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German Language

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

Emphasis on the first syllable- possible grave bodily harm court case coming your way, emphasize the last part and you're good.

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#45

German Is Such A Beautiful Language.

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Reginald Joseph
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2 months ago

Stab mixer=they aren't wrong

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#46

Everything!

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

hip-gold

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#47

Funny German Language

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Bianca Gue
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3 years ago

English is for the lazy people. :-P

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#48

When German Language Surprised You By Somehow Not Being Accurate Anymore

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JuJu
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2 months ago

But there is only one that can suck and blow! The famous Heinzelmann.

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#49

When German Words Looked Like They Have To Be Kidding You

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Ray Martin
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2 months ago

It's pronounced how it's spelt.

Krásnoočko Zelené
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2 months ago

Well, it is in german. But definitely not english. "Z" is pronounced "ts". If you want a "z" sound, that would be written as "s" in certain context.

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Kate
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2 months ago

Su-su-sudio...

Jo Choto
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2 months ago

tsu-tsu-tsuRen.

Angelo Mascaro
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2 months ago

Very easy for the Italians too. We have a fantastic word: "zuzzurellone"

Analyn Lahr
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2 months ago

Ok, but what's it mean?

Philler Space
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2 months ago

Zu-zu-zuddio

SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

Zippedy-doo-da-zippedy-ay.

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Michael A B Miller
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2 months ago

tsoo-tsoo-tsoo-ren.

Marysue Watches
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2 months ago

I see your German and show you my Italian: zuzzurellone!

danielw
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2 months ago

Is the difference the shape you make with your fingers? asking for a friend. :) (sorry. couldn't resist.)

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Rainbow Panda
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2 months ago

My guess: Zu-zuzz-u-ren 🤔

𝕂𝕚𝕥-𝕂𝕒𝕥
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2 months ago

*casually sings Mipan Zu Zu Zu* (no ofense-)

C Pryce
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2 months ago

What does it mean though!?

Isa Car
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2 months ago

to tie closed by pulling on a string (or those broader things with holes in them like belt ends that I can't remember the word for).

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Richard Haven
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2 months ago

Like Phil Collins

Franco Elgueta
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2 months ago

sususurren

Max L.
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2 months ago

Tf does it mean ?

Grivzyrn Novarn
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2 months ago

zuzurren - Tighten something with a string or something similar. "Ich bat ihn, das Paket fester zuzuzurren." - "I asked him to lash the package tighter."

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Hugh Walter
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2 months ago

soo-zoo-soo-roon! Easy

sierra rae
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2 months ago

tu-tu-tu-airen

ojjunior
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2 months ago

Sussudio

whitney sweat
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2 months ago

mi pan...

Nadine Bamberger
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2 months ago

Yes, please.

SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

Ja, bitte!

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Learn German If You Der

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Femme Finn
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2 months ago

Well when you really think about the word "butterfly", is it a sexy word? Butter. Fly.

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