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German may be the most widely spoken language in the European Union, but let's be honest - it's just downright funny sometimes. We roasted French, so now it's time for the German language to have its turn.

People around the world learning how to speak German have long struggled with German's fearsome grammar, in which multiple funny words are stuck together to make more descriptive terms. This leads to things like long, aggressive store names and job titles, as well as migraines for tourists and expats in Germany. The spelling of these long German words is an even more sensitive subject.

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Funny German Language

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Since German is an ancestor to English, a lot of funny German words were passed down to us but changed in spelling over time. The original German forms of these words now have... Well, 'interesting' connotations. See for yourself below.

Oh, and just for the lols, here is the longest word in German - Donaudampfschifffahtselektrizitatenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengessellschaft. Standing proudly at 80 letters, this word translates to "Association for Subordinate Officials of the Head Office Management of the Danube Steamboat Electrical Services" and is an absolutely real concoction of letters. Try not to break your tongue with it!

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    When German Language Was Only For The Brave.

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    However, according to Olly Richards, a polyglot and the founder of I Will Teach You A Language, German actually isn't too difficult to master.

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    "One of the main reasons German isn’t all that hard to learn is that German and English originate from the same language families and share more similarities than you probably realize," Richards wrote. "Both German and English are Indo-European languages that stem from the Germanic family of languages. About 40% of German vocabulary is similar to English vocabulary, which is good news for native English speakers!"

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    Tja

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    Richards said that pronunciation is also more straightforward than you might think and grammar is relatively easy to pick up thanks to recognizable patterns. "If we examine the phrases 'what is that?' and 'was ist das?', the connections are obvious."

    Also, the polyglot thinks that it's is much easier to pronounce words phonetically in German than in English. "In English, letters often change sounds without any logical explanation. This isn’t the case in German."

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    "Although some aspects of German may seem difficult, once you break the language down, it's not actually that hard."

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    Have A Go At German Scrabble

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    Nobody Expected That From You, German Language

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    #6

    Simplicity Is The Key

    Comparison of English and German phrases showing multiple uses of the word Bitte, highlighting funny reasons why German language is challenging.

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    #7

    There's A Word For Everything In German Language

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    #8

    Germans vs. Foreigners

    Cartoon showing how Germans see casual talking versus foreigners hearing the chaotic German language expressions.

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    #9

    Unique German Words

    German language word Kummerspeck means excess weight from emotional overeating, highlighting a hilarious reason the German language is tough.

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    #10

    Kinder Kids

    Two German children in traditional clothing outdoors with mountains in background illustrating funny German language reasons.

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    Funny German Language

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    #12

    Hand Shoes Make Perfect Sense

    Four characters confused by different words for gloves in German language, highlighting funny language complexity.

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    Salad, Anyone?

    Tangled mass of wires under desk described by German language term Kabelsalat, meaning cable salad.

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    As A Foreigner Who’s Learning German, So Accurate

    Man with red beard compares simple words in Spanish and English to complex German phrases, highlighting German language challenges.

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    Funny German Language

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    #16

    When German Language Wasn't Scary But Cute

    Funny German language quirks highlighted, including unusual translations like hand shoes for gloves and how are you called.

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    #17

    Naming Animals In German

    Flowchart showing how to name animals in German with examples, highlighting the complexity of the German language.

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    #18

    Best Photo From Trip To Berlin

    Young man smiling near a German street sign, illustrating some hilarious reasons why the German language is confusing and difficult.

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    #19

    When German Language Had Like A Gazillion Ways To Say "Why".

    Funny German language meme showing seven days of God creating six similar German words all meaning why, highlighting language quirks

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    #20

    When German Language Wasn't As Cold And Ugly As They Always Say … But Beautiful And Emotional

    Text on yellow background expressing frustration over people calling German an angry language, but sharing sweet experiences with the German language.

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    #21

    Makes Sense

    Cartoon illustrating German language humor with Schild, Kröte, and Schildkröte showing funny reasons why German is the worst.

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    #22

    This Is Why I Love The German Language

    Bike rack with a long German compound word sign illustrating the complexity of the German language humorously

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    Funny German Language

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    Have Some Class

    Winnie the Pooh meme comparing casual ss and formal ß characters highlighting funny German language quirks.

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    #25

    When Even The Simpsons Had To Show The World How The German Language Is Trolling Everyone

    Scene from The Simpsons humorously illustrating confusing German language phrases and why the German language can be difficult to learn.

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    Funny German Language

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    When Germany Showed The World What "Wordception" Means.

    A humorous meme collage featuring German language jokes, cartoon characters, German flags, and symbolic eagles.

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    #28

    Literal Translations

    Cartoon illustrating hilarious literal translations of German words with funny images showing why the German language is confusing.

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    About Time!

    Comparison of the word immediately in different languages highlighting funny challenges with the German language.

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    #30

    When German Language Was So Logical That It Confused You.

    Text on a green background explaining long German compound words like beforeyesterday and overtomorrow in the German language.

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    #31

    German Grammar Struggle

    German language cases chart showing articles with confused character from Harry Potter, illustrating difficulty of German language learning

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    #32

    Funny German Language

    Comparison of the word butterfly in different languages with a frustrated face for German language humor.

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    #33

    When Animals Sounded Way Cuter In German. Like Raccoon.

    Close-up of a raccoon peeking out from a wooden box illustrating a funny reason why the German language is confusing.

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    #34

    Everytime

    Blindfolded woman struggling to choose German language articles der die das dem den des showing language difficulty humor.

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    When German Language Showed That Germans Have A Strange Relationship To Their Tools. Or Their Mothers

    Hex nut on a white background illustrating a humorous reason why the German language is confusing and difficult to understand.

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    German Language

    Tweet explaining the confusing German language word umfahren with opposite meanings, highlighting challenges in learning German.

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    #37

    German Is Such A Beautiful Language.

    Instruction manuals for two similar hand blenders, one labeled in English and the other in German, highlighting language differences.

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    Everything!

    Silhouette of person under starry night sky with German word hüftgold and humorous language explanation.

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    Funny German Language

    Comparison of German and English you forms with German language complexities and meme faces illustrating confusion and humor

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    When German Words Looked Like They Have To Be Kidding You

    Close-up of a German word on a page with humorous text about the difficulty of the German language pronunciation.

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    Learn German If You Der

    Man confused by butterfly labeled with German language text, illustrating challenges of German language humor and word confusion.

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