While the vocabulary of the love language is known for being charming and sophisticated, French language is also pretty ridiculous sometimes. Let's celebrate a few of French grammar moments that really made us mort de rire.
French is spoken by an estimated 274 million people in the world, but that doesn't mean it's a walk in the park. French pronunciation has up to 17 vowels depending on the dialect, and most of them are nasal. Many words sound the same but mean completely different things. Everything has a gender. It can take days of examining your relationship to someone before you figure out if it's more polite to call them tu or vous. Oh, and also we must not forget the funny French way of counting! Adding all of this together, French sure seems like the hardest language to learn.
Whether you consider yourself a Francophile, or you've barely mastered bonjour, these struggles will be all too real. To make the French learning process a bit easier we've compiled some really funny jokes about it, so at least you can practice your laughing in French.
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French Cats
The French Way Of Counting
Okay, so basically the French can't count past 60 before they have to start all over again?
Yes, and then they stop at twenty. Hence, four twenty or quatre-vingt equals eighty. I can laugh, I am Belgian, and although I have to confess that, in Belgium we also say "quatre-vingt", at least we say septante to mean seventy, and nonante to mean ninety. The Swiss are more logical, they say huitante or octante to mean eighty.
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English used to have a system like this that was used occasionally. "Fourscore and seven years ago" may be the most well known example of this.
Although French still seems to have gone the extra mile in making this confusing.
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The reason is historical , too much people who could barely count were writing 4 x 20 to say 80 etc... it's just history and every language evolves in the same way, as they re probably reason why american says vaccum and not hoover while it's a british invention etc.
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I'm glad the French I took in 5th and 4th grade helped me understand this ...
The Correct Way To Name A Potato
French School Years
They are counting how many years left before they can go to uni and do dru- I mean study hard.
The French Numeric System
But it's pronounced 'kes ke say' a lot of French autograph has silent letters
99 Problems, But Longer
Funny French Language
French Numerals
Not all french speaking countries count this way. Belgium and Switzerland still use, septante (70), huitante (80) and nonante (90)
Funny French Expressions
"Go on and cry, you'll p**s less". Great! I will use it in italian
The French Word For Shower
Funny French Language
La Petite Mort
Tu vs. Vous
The English Have Landed
Magic Baguette
French Letters And Their Pronunciation
Funny French Language
Actually more like "oil of nut of coco", or else French would be "huile de la noix du coco" whereas it's "huile de noix de coco". Makes sense.
The Love Language
Diversifying Words
Learning The French Language
Confusing Language
but then again he spelled it as "handfull". how we know if he meant handful or hand full? it's ok to be confused! ;)
The Law Is The Law
I Am Late
Funny French Language
I'm fairly certain that "breaking my balls" is also an English phrase. Not sure what country it originates from.
Word Similarities
Until you meet "actually" "actuellement" "eventually" et "éventuellement" or dramatic/dramatique which ended with different meanings xD
French Language Jokes
Oui = yes in french + ja = yes in german = oui+ja = ouija. Sorry, mate
Minute Changes
One Big Ooof, Please
Ne vous inquiétez pas, vos expressions idiomatiques sont hilarantes aussi. Do not worry, your idiomatic expressions are hilarious too.
I think it's nice we can make fun of each other. Laughter makes the world a better place!
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And then people complain because Spanish is weird... Yo hablo los tres idiomas; Français est le plus difficile mais je l'aime tout de même. That's all! Gracias :)
The one thing that makes me crazy is the way that in French, nouns have to be preceded by what in English we would translate as "the", that is "le / la". I'm sure someone will point out something like "you don't have to when speaking French casually, or in this dialect" but you know what I mean - generally "proper".
is nobody here going to talk about the significance of the tu in permets-tu? ok then...
When my grandmother was taking french, she only learned written french, so when she moved schools (either changing schools or going to a higher school (middle to high school, etc) her french class was primarily spoken french, so on the first day the teacher would speak rapid fire french, and she couldn’t understand anything. At one point he pointed to her and asked her a question in french, and she’s like, “Uhhh...” and he was like, ”Oui! Un!” (like the number).
Regarding Tu and Vous, that applies to many other languages. I'm not sure if any of us would like to keep it, though. :-)
Je ne savais pas que ce genre de choses existaient xD c'est enrichissant !
French is diverse. In Switzerland and Belgium 97 is 90 + 7 "nonante-sept" not the funny "quatre-vingt dix-sept".
With the current political, global disarray, the timing of this is left to be desired
Hi, french there. I'd like to say all of this is not true, but i would lie x) Really funny, thanks
And in most others. English is the only language I know that doesn't do that and even though I'm very fluent in english it's incredibly hard for me to use "it" for animals, too. That is completely unnatural.
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Hahhaha aww man this made my sides hurt lol. For any of you people wanting to have a laugh at English, Google: An ode to English plural. I promise it'll give you a chuckle.
Thanks for the laugh. I'm French but have been living in English speaking countries for 13 years now and I always think English has weird rules and words. But it's nice to be reminded of the fun side of French as well! PS: I have ALWAYS thought pineapple was such a weird name for a... well... fruit that is not an apple and does not grow on pine trees.
Pineapples don't even grow in trees. They grow on top of weird stalks.
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Only last week I learned the French say Talky Walky instead of Walky Talky. That's just adorable. xD
Sil-vous plaît, put your opinions somewhere else, not on this page, mon ami.
Load More Replies... Ne vous inquiétez pas, vos expressions idiomatiques sont hilarantes aussi. Do not worry, your idiomatic expressions are hilarious too.
I think it's nice we can make fun of each other. Laughter makes the world a better place!
Load More Replies... And then people complain because Spanish is weird... Yo hablo los tres idiomas; Français est le plus difficile mais je l'aime tout de même. That's all! Gracias :)
The one thing that makes me crazy is the way that in French, nouns have to be preceded by what in English we would translate as "the", that is "le / la". I'm sure someone will point out something like "you don't have to when speaking French casually, or in this dialect" but you know what I mean - generally "proper".
is nobody here going to talk about the significance of the tu in permets-tu? ok then...
When my grandmother was taking french, she only learned written french, so when she moved schools (either changing schools or going to a higher school (middle to high school, etc) her french class was primarily spoken french, so on the first day the teacher would speak rapid fire french, and she couldn’t understand anything. At one point he pointed to her and asked her a question in french, and she’s like, “Uhhh...” and he was like, ”Oui! Un!” (like the number).
Regarding Tu and Vous, that applies to many other languages. I'm not sure if any of us would like to keep it, though. :-)
Je ne savais pas que ce genre de choses existaient xD c'est enrichissant !
French is diverse. In Switzerland and Belgium 97 is 90 + 7 "nonante-sept" not the funny "quatre-vingt dix-sept".
With the current political, global disarray, the timing of this is left to be desired
Hi, french there. I'd like to say all of this is not true, but i would lie x) Really funny, thanks
And in most others. English is the only language I know that doesn't do that and even though I'm very fluent in english it's incredibly hard for me to use "it" for animals, too. That is completely unnatural.
Load More Replies... Hahhaha aww man this made my sides hurt lol. For any of you people wanting to have a laugh at English, Google: An ode to English plural. I promise it'll give you a chuckle.
Thanks for the laugh. I'm French but have been living in English speaking countries for 13 years now and I always think English has weird rules and words. But it's nice to be reminded of the fun side of French as well! PS: I have ALWAYS thought pineapple was such a weird name for a... well... fruit that is not an apple and does not grow on pine trees.
Pineapples don't even grow in trees. They grow on top of weird stalks.
Load More Replies... Only last week I learned the French say Talky Walky instead of Walky Talky. That's just adorable. xD
Sil-vous plaît, put your opinions somewhere else, not on this page, mon ami.
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