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What's a humans best friend? No, it's not a dog, and neither is a cat but rather a massive plate of warm and tasty chow. Yep, we're talking about food and if there's one thing everyone can agree on, it's that food is fantastic. It can be something that pleasantly tingles our senses, it can be an anti-depressant, and for a fact, it can sometimes be hilariously funny food. Truth be told, one of life's greatest pleasures is sitting down to a tasty meal, in the company of the people we love, while discussing the best food puns known to man.

Sure, we all have our habits and preferences around food, and some take it far more seriously than they probably should, but all of us can relate to these funny puns and food memes collected by us here at Bored Panda. From defiant celebrations of excess to new memes on pretentious foodie fads, this list has got all the best memes. Scroll down below to check the food jokes out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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An International Symbol

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Cooking Advice

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Kenny Kulbiski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alternative method. Store in refrigerator for 3 weeks then take directly to the trash can. This recipe has always worked for me and saves getting a pan dirty.

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Monty Is Fiennes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kale is a super food and it's superpower is tasting bad!!!!...Thankyou Jim Gaffigan and your high pitched hilarity....

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MBZ MetalsmithArtist
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, I have to say, kale cooked with a little olive oil and soy sauce is really delicious. No, I'm not insane...

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Vervelende Panda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear, you've got it all wrong... Put some peeled potatoes in a large pot, ad half the weight in fresh kale. Add water, the potatoes should be covered, put the lid on, and leave to stew for 20-30 minutes, check if potatoes and kale are well cooked, and remove water. Mash potatoes and kale, add some milk for moist and fat and salt for smoothness and taste. Now you've made boerenkoolstamppot. Traditionally served with rookworst, a salty greasy kind of sausage. Tastes very well with some pickles and mayonaise as well! This surely is the only way to eat kale. Enjoy!

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Frozengeckolover
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds interesting, Vervelende. I would like to try that. I bet this dish would be great with bacon crumbled in. And I could use a little bacon grease as the fat.

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trix
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love kale. If you don't know how to cook and season it, then just don't bother. Try to sautée it with some onions and garlic, pepper and salt to taste, have some Greek yoghurt by its side. Very delicious.

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Cherie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaha! But seriously, kale tastes great mocrowaved with salt, oil and a touch of vinegar. 10-15 sec, no less.

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Candice Ravel
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just save your money and leave that s**t in the fields, where it belongs. Then use said saved money and get food.

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Jadon
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so after seeing the next meme I'm curious... why is the popular opinion that cooked kale is gross but cooked spinach is delicious... It has an awful flavor when cooked by itself and not in a quiche or dip imo, kale is much better especially when made like collard greens (before people outside of the black/southern community started taking notice of it and it's health benefits)?

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Frozengeckolover
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is a good point, Jadon. I like raw spinach, but not raw kale. I like cooked spinach, but only if I cooked it myself (I use olive oil, spices and cream). I will eat cooked kale, but I do not like it. Maybe I'm cooking it wrong.

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Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d rather eat paper. At least paper gets soft after a while (don’t judge me).

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A Picnic Table Anywhere You Go

A Picnic Table Anywhere You Go

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Ben Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s about the only thing that stupid looking after-market spoiler is good for

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Stress Eating

Stress Eating

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my defense, a slightly stressful day is an excellent excuse to consume vast amounts chicken and pizza, and then wash it down with beer...do I have a problem?

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Like A Big Pizza Pie; That’s Amore! 💁🏻‍♂️🍕

Like A Big Pizza Pie; That’s Amore! 💁🏻‍♂️🍕

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Food Delivery

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Sure, I'll Share

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Any Minute Now 🥘 • • • • •

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you looks until you lower your expectation enough to eat the pickle out of the jar

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#14

Just A Snack

Just A Snack

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love people who can do this sort of multi-cooking and still make super tasty food. Its a feat to achieve as far as my cooking skills are concerned.

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Prepping And Cooking

Prepping And Cooking

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This why pizza is consumed in such massive quantities, that and because pizza is life

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#22

A Christmas Present

A Christmas Present

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Andres Tejeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my case that is not just a Christmas present, it also what I got for my birthday, and new years.

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Shopping Fails

Shopping Fails

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minerva15
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a retail worker, this is my cue to go up to that person and say, " Do you need a basket?"

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Food Meme

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Sampling Foods

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Portion Sizes

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The serving sizes on food packaging really don't make sense. It's best to ignore them.

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Food Pyramid

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LOttawa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, pizza does have something from every food group. So this works.

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#33

I Dislike You Too

I Dislike You Too

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Fries Are Not For Sharing

Fries Are Not For Sharing

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