Despite it being the 21st century, there's still a lot of gender inequality in the world. But a good thing about the 21st century is that at least we can expose it on Twitter, with harmless, yet on-point, feminist jokes.
The common misconception about feminism and feminists thinks that people who partake in women's liberation and equal rights activities are usually stuck-up boss-ladies or queer gals, but that could not be further from the truth. People, including men, from all backgrounds, different political views and religions unite in the equality cause, and the only difference about feminism, comparing it to general, equal rights movements, is that here people are trying to see it from women's perspective. And truth be told, sometimes there's no better medium for spreading your views than clever jokes.
Take a look at this list of funny jokes by feminists compiled by Bored Panda to see what we mean. They'll make you smile, but hopefully, they'll also make you think a little too. As one of the best jokes rightly puts it: "I think feminism should be called something different...like common sense."
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Food Conquers All
Technically speaking, a fridge is not a room, whereas a kitchen is. Unless we are talking about a hotel kitchen that has literally a whole room for fridge because they need to store all those ingredients for all those guests. Yeah, I'm not fun at parties.
Load More Replies...The kitchen wouldn’t have food without the person making the food, you idiot. Of course, you can get store-brought junk food and s**t but overall, people make the food, not the kitchen.
Self-Impregnation
In part I blame religion and it's insistence on gender roles. Old Biblical gender roles are of this kind, where the woman aren't supposed to have agency of their own, so when dealing with bad consequences like this, the onus is put more heavily on the girl or woman than the boy or man. In this way there's a weird dichotomy of "Women aren't good/smart enough to do things themselves" and "men don't have control over their own natural impulses, therefore women shouldn't tempt them, whether it be by actually asking for sex, or just leaving a bit of skin uncovered, lest they can't control themselves." Really, it's stupid and horrible for everyone.
hi @master markus, is it ok if i screenshot ur comment? just to keep, maybe share with a few friends. Because, this is very awesome, you are awesome, and thankyou for saying this
Load More Replies...A woman wouldn’t get pregnant without a man. Sounds like you need to go back to Biology class, Buttrito.
The problem is that all those choices you mentioned are as well → part of an ideal world. Yes, when we're sober and conscious , we can decide whether and how to have sex (unless we are aggressively assaulted by someone physically stronger), but combine a hot drunken teenage and a curious little boy (maybe equally drunk) at a party and... Incidents happen. And if they live in a society where even contraception is a taboo, while abortion is considered a crime...
Load More Replies...New Name For Feminism
The general issue with feminism nowadays seems to be that radical feminists took up the title of "feminism", though some good egalitarian people still call themselves feminists and accidentally get grouped in with the former category. Giving women equal rights all around the world is important, but it should always be by raising up women without disenfranchising men in return, which is what some radical misandrist feminists want.
Indeed. And it's not the first time we see a name for a social group taken away by the "intruders". We witnessed the same about skinheads, that originally were apolitical working class youth, the neo-nazis came later and hijacked the name "skinhead" resulting in nowadays people associating them with something utterly criminal by default. Also anarchism, which is nothing but a political ideology for mutual freedom and respect, turned into "villainous chaos". We can't let the same happen to feminism.
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Yes, you are right, gender equality is over rated. Let's continue to treat men like they don't have the ability to raise children and not give them custody in a divorce. If a man loses his job, that should plunge the family into poverty. When men have emotions, they should stuff them down until the manifest in alcoholism, hypertension and depression. See, gender inequality is bad for men too.
Load More Replies...I think a few months ago I made the exakt same point in another posting: if everyone would be following humanistic ideals, you would not need feminism or anything else that is particular to a group in society. Same reaction back than: downvotes over downvotes. The Internet is a source of endless oddity.
Load More Replies...Smile, Honey!
I don't want men or women to smile at me. Makes me think they're up to something.
I've never seen this kind of thing before. I only see mothers tell their children to smile.
Secret Message
Do you know what’s hilarious? Your profile pic.
Load More Replies...Isn't it sexist to assume a man would stop reading? Over generalizing another gender is exactly what you don't want Men to do to us, but doing it to them is sexist
i think that it's meant to be taken as a joke hahahah
Load More Replies...Great, World War III is coming. What are you going to do, burn down my school campus?
That is something that my friend or I would text to each other
Ha now i know to call ben shapiro to roast the s**t out of you guys again
Unwanted Photos
I am a man... but, sadly, I have to agree with you.
Load More Replies...Ig you’re healthy and free from middle age diseases then
Load More Replies...not really , from one cat to another that is a sign of caring but are pussy pics are equivalent to an invitation to a buffet?
But were you asking him to send you those pics? And if you did, it’s actually your fault.
If you had asked him, then it is not her/his "fault", she/he actually wants it. There's a difference.
Load More Replies...Definition Of Sexism
Is nobody going to mention that he made his name on Twitter Chris P. Bacon
Sexism is a woman screaming she has a better temperament than a man who has been patiently waiting to speak after being interrupted 10 times.
oh s**t...when have you ever seen a women patiently waiting after being interrupted 10 times?..every youtube video i have ever seen it is women screaming and man waiting to be heard..lol
I Could Use The Help
You missed the joke you "awful b***h." Stupid-a*s, "all up in my business" means sex. It's a joke. Muthafucka some people these days...
Load More Replies...We're not attacking we're speaking for our rights
Load More Replies...EVERYONE needs help sometimes. What a weird statement to make.
Load More Replies...Gender Equality
But drinking water actually has chemicals inside of it too make it clean and so it differs from plain H2O
Exactly, they're the same thing. Feminism=gender equality
Load More Replies...Last I checked there were something like 31-76 genders so feminism referring to females/women is only 1 out of the ever growing numbers of genders...So the statement is not quite wrong.
feminism is more far off gender equality than trump being able to lose 20 pounds in the matter of a week
Feminism and gender equality is not the same thing. P.S. H2O is the molecular form for water, so you preferring H2O over water is like saying you prefer French fries over fried potatoes which literally means the same damn thing.
Feminism and gender equality is not the same thing. P.S. H2O is the molecular form for water.
The Weaker Sex
assuming men pay fro drinks because we see a little skin...what do you call it when a lesbian couple is out on a date and one buys the other drinks expecting a little ?
Why So Serious
depends on what the joke is if it is harmless i am ok with it but if it is the 3rd wave femmnist junk i do not agree with it it is not funny and by that i mean what the 3rd wave says
Same. The Kill all Men "feminists" really ruin it for those of us who just want equality. It makes me sad.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, there are meme jokes inspired by triggered feminists who can’t handle the truth about our society. The jokes’ on you, not us.
lmao do you have a scientific explanation for that
Load More Replies...What Men Think Women Should Do
Good point! Howevwr, I think this tweet is specifically alluding to women's magazines that micro-analyze clothing and appearance
Load More Replies...Those are not 20 things. That’s only 1 thing. Sounds like you need to go back to Kindergarten, Maura.
Thanks for that excellent future advice! At the ripe young age of 16, I guess I should start to just, somehow loosing every single molecule of fat! Thanks again 🙏
Load More Replies...Well totally expected from an aged woman who earns a living out of ranting on twitter
Don't Call Me Baby
But, but, I call my BF baby and I don't want him to cry everywhere! ;)
Load More Replies...if anyone does that to me, i barking and them until they go away.
Load More Replies...well it is depended on toys cuz a man cant give a f*****g orgasm
Load More Replies...Double Standards
This reminds me of a TV show once. It was about films. We had a group of certain respected people talking about and analysing a few different titles in an entertaining way in each episode. Once, a woman in the group said she didn't like romantic commedies because they are too unrealistic. When asked what genre she likes then, she answered - "I like action films." Me: *facepalm*
thought u liked it when u play hard to get and a man chases after you, i see whos trying to look like a victim now
Feminism
I was wondering this when the "Trump Scandal" came out. All of the politicians are like "I can't be okay with his behavior, I have a daughter" ....I don't think one of them mentioned wife or sister or mother. I don't know what to make of it. I just found it odd.
What I found odd was that it seems they can only relate because they have a female family member...why can't you just be upset because we're all human?
Load More Replies...Their moms might think, “My, what a responsible man he is.” So shut the f**k up. You’re the one who’s triggered, Selena.
Definitely Crazy
Lane, you’re not a man. You have zero perspective and yet you write down s**t like this on Twitter. Go f**k yourself.
Not necessarily, anyone can be a feminist. Even- no, especially men.
Load More Replies...Feminist Jokes
Depends on what current definition of feminist you're using. Ugh. It's a confusing hodge-podge nowadays.
"the advocacy of women's rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men." Pretty simple.
Load More Replies...No. We are afraid of you. Dating a feminist is like dating a monster. Ever thought of that?
Oh no scary woman doesn’t want to be treated like $h!t call the cops
Load More Replies...I’m sorry, but WTF bro? Women are scientifically smarter - according to hundreds of studies! Also, it’s not spelled i.q., it’s IQ. Capitalization is important and you don’t need to add random punctuation.
Load More Replies...no saying u wont date a feminist means that you don't want to hear about the man spreading everywhere u go, its called self respect
Ok so I assume that self respect = inflated ego and over masculinity?
Load More Replies...Meninist vs. Feminist
I don't know why, but somehow this sort of reminds me of that straight pride parade. It's one of those moments where you just sort of go, "Uh huh, and uh, how many years have you uh not been the majority? You know, just I need a reminder." (No offense to anyone, but I think you guys know what I mean, at least I think you do.)
I’m a woman and I would like to be part of their group. End this stupid feminism movement once and for all! ⚔️
Stitched Feminist Meme
That varies WILDLY depending on time and location. See 17th Century Turkey: http://archive.aramcoworld.com/issue/200703/the.skill.of.the.two.hands.htm Certainly there were issues with women having to be sequestered in their homes, but by no means was it not taken seriously everywhere.
I think the tweeter is referring to Western culture, and hers in particular :)
Load More Replies...I could imagine being the person who would spend like more than half an hour making up this s**t for feminists reasons. If I were you, I would’ve killed myself.
The Moment When I Just Knew
Feminism
Wouldn't a meninist just be someone who beleaves men should be equal to women just like a feminest is women should be equal to men?
Ugh interrupting is annoying when I talk to a femenist I listen to them
Since when did men interrupt you? More feminists seem to be interrupting men every 10 seconds because they can’t handle the truth.
Piece Of Performance Art
For my next piece, I'll do it while cooking dinner and answering questions about where your socks are...
Whenever anyone try’s to talk to me, my brain default goes into lockdown and starts talking about harrypotter.
opps sorry Monkey, you post just loaded ..can't seem to delete mine
Load More Replies...Jaysus! Well I guess I better stop talking to women then, since they clearly aren't respectable enough to engage in conversation!
yea, these are getting ugly as we get toward the bottom of the list.
Load More Replies...Womanly Professions
Well, that's considerably different, since Thor is an established character with a gender, not a job. I'm not a comic nerd whatsoever, but I am an old mythology nerd. If you're going to make a character with a fluid gender, choose Loki.
Im big into mythology and that was my first thought. "Norse god is an established being in myth, not a job!!!"
Load More Replies...Thor is not a woman and never will be and and what the f**k are “woman mothers”? Aren’t mothers already women?
Men's Magazines vs. Women's Magazines
Have you seen Men's Health? It's like the men's version of Cosmo. Super weird and patronizing.
Maybe that says something about these kinds of magazines and what their target audience intelligence/education might be.
Load More Replies...Yeah, women magazines seem to be stirring drama all the time. I don’t wanna hear some woman got mad over a pair of high heels. I don’t wanna hear some woman fight over a $1,500 purse. And I certainly don’t want to hear a woman debating how the wage gap is a big deal because they get paid less by doing less. Anna, if I were you, I would just shut my mouth and not tweet anything stupid ever again.
Then women should choose to read other magazines. Ya know, Helen Gurley-Brown was a woman.
Spot On Dialogue
Real vs. Fake Women
"Velveteen Women" That sounds like a really cool girlsclub, I'd mos def join!
I think it's based on the story of the Velveteen Rabbit. But yes, I would join also.
Load More Replies...What statement? You didn’t even give us a quote. I’ll just have to say your tweet is fake, Kristin.
Thank you for making my day worse how could I ever repay you
Load More Replies...Feminism
And if they do f**k you, you’ll call it rape. Don’t worry, we won’t fall for that trick again.
Angry Guys
Me:walks past without looking Men:OH MH GOD WOMEN EXPECT US TO BE PERFECT AND RICH OML I HATE THEM also men: ew you want me to date you? But your not 5 '5 blonde hair blue eyes with a big bust and butt and thighs just a little thick flat stomach clear skin heart head shape love pink and girly things likes everything i like low self esteem great cook hates sports like honestly your never gonna get a date
Unfortunately for a lot of people this is true. It really depends on your values. Personally I wouldn't be looking for anyone so much taller than me, and money doesn't really matter.
Load More Replies...Feminist Jokes
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Load More Replies...A Flock Of Talking Parrots
Do you know why the female version of Lord of the Flies, got cancelled? It’s because it doesn’t make sense. Any questions?
Are you claiming that little boys are more violent and prone to murdering each other(which sounds like an excuse to me) and that that's a GOOD THING that make them BETTER?! HOW?!!
Load More Replies...The Social Construct
No Place For Feminists
If I were to be a man, I won’t date feminists, not because I’m a sexist pig, but it’s because they lack brain cells.
why? just because we don't wanna date you?
Load More Replies...Beauty Standards
Who the f**k photoshops this? That is not male beauty. It looks distorted.
Lol that's the point. It was just a ridiculous joke.
Load More Replies...A White Straight Guy
It’s a metaphor, idiot. (Sorry for calling you that but also you kinda deserve it like why are you on the damn post if you hate everything on it)
Load More Replies...Mysoginistic Notions
HAHA! Like me on Saturday night, when some random male wanted to touch my chest area. I didn't cross my legs like that, but I bolted for the hills!
Today's Standards
She is dead. She died on August 4th, 1962 on Brentwood, Los Angeles, CA.
We know...but say that to all the magazines comparing Monroe to today's standards.
Load More Replies...My Best Friends Are Women
Mmmh.... I'm a woman and a feminist too, but this joke kinda fails as "do you consider yourself a feminist" doesn't sound like a natural way to ask it, or it really sounds like a not a nice person. If it was "tell me what you think about feminisn", or someting on that line, it would have sounded better.
I’m a woman and I’m not a feminist. What are you going to call me, a sexist pig? Just f**k you.
So you believe it’s okay to legally not let women get a divorce , make it legal for women to be abused. And also keep them from voting working and wearing pants or skirt above ther ankle
Load More Replies...Triggered By Everything
I think you're talking about trolls and misogynists. ESPECIALLY trolls.
Well, it's s**t. The remake is just copy and pasting women on it, plus a pound of crack cocaine and social agenda
Smh feminists are triggered by everything Me:sorry im not interested in dating Men Men:OMG YOU ARE SO RUDE I WAS JUST TRYINB TO ASK YOU OUT WHY ARE YOU SK RUDE SMH IM TELLING ALL MY GUY FRIENDS ABOUT U kk honey have fun i wont miss u Btw if your a dude who does not hate women for being born just know these don't apply to u thanks for not hating half the population for being born
Ghostbusters 2016 aren’t even as good as the original ones with “men” in it.
The Female Experience
catcalling, being asked to smile, having to give a reason to go out/cut your hair/date other women/wearing dresses/ wearing pants/ wearing basically anything that we want to wear/no makeup/'too much makeup'/
Load More Replies...The Ones Who Hate It All
Boom! That was using the EXACT same way mysogonists talks about women, and turning it right around. Precisely. Sounds horrible THAT way, doesn't it anti-feminists? :J
yeah uh i dont fit that description did I miss the party
Load More Replies...Feminist Jokes
Are you implying that U2 doesn't get any s**t for being U2? Bono wears sunglasses because he has glaucoma and people STILL call him out for looking like a douche!
I had no idea that Bono had glaucoma. I just thought that him wearing sunnies is just his thing. Thanks for the info
Load More Replies...Either prostitutes, strippers, call girls, or all of them
Load More Replies...on other posts i saw things about women who hate the ones who make femmnaists look bad
Stop Being Offended
Telling by your profile pic, Sarcastic Feminist... You’re a pussy...
When you can't find anything wrong about the feminist statement but just have to be a sexist pig-
Load More Replies...Feminism
What? Just in case your hair elastic breaks? I feel like a child not understanding sex jokes.
Sometimes, we forget them. I always forget one in gym class, and my hair just gets into my face so I can’t do anything.
Load More Replies...It wouldn’t protect you against terrorist attacks or World War III, will it? What are you going to do that that elastic band? Do you flick it at someone who has a shotgun and ready to fire at you?
This is awesome! I love it! And as a fellow feminist this makes me happy.
People should teach kids that every gender is equal. My cousin (9 yrs old) just said that he was sort of like a girl and when I said why, he replied “because I’m weak and don’t have muscles and I can’t do anything right and I’ll never become a doctor” he was NOT joking btw.
As feminist since the age of five I really appreciate the people posting this awesome s**t!!!
Feminism is simply the recognition that women are as fully human as men and are thus due the same autonomy.
Tired of being called "dear" and "honey" by cab drivers and people who want to render me harmless, I started replying "Can you drop me at the next light, Sugarpants?"
Someone block this page. I’m sick and tired of hearing you whinny feminazis making stupid statements.
This is awesome! I love it! And as a fellow feminist this makes me happy.
People should teach kids that every gender is equal. My cousin (9 yrs old) just said that he was sort of like a girl and when I said why, he replied “because I’m weak and don’t have muscles and I can’t do anything right and I’ll never become a doctor” he was NOT joking btw.
As feminist since the age of five I really appreciate the people posting this awesome s**t!!!
Feminism is simply the recognition that women are as fully human as men and are thus due the same autonomy.
Tired of being called "dear" and "honey" by cab drivers and people who want to render me harmless, I started replying "Can you drop me at the next light, Sugarpants?"
Someone block this page. I’m sick and tired of hearing you whinny feminazis making stupid statements.
