Hello, my name's Pete and ever since I began dating my partner Kellie 5 years ago I've been making her illustrations based on our lives together, to capture the funny things we say and do.

For the first few years no one except Kellie saw them but last year we decided to set up an Instagram page and since then we've been gradually building up a small and loyal following of super lovely, kind people. We've been overwhelmed by how positive and warm the support is.

Now we also have a daughter, Poppy, and the illustrations have become a visual diary of everything, from us deciding to try for a baby, to the tough pregnancy, right through to her being the amazing toddler she is now :)

I think people follow us because our illustrations are a really honest and candid look at relationships and daily life. The situations we show are very relatable and sometimes the kind of things people don't readily discuss. I think the followers also enjoy the combination of very sweet, tender moments interspersed with silly, crude humour.

Kellie and Poppy are a daily inspiration to me, and I love the thought of the 3 of us in years to come looking back at all the illustrations and cherishing the happy and funny memories.

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#1 The Time I Had Just Got Out Of The Bath And Didn't Realise I Was Exposing Myself Whilst Watching TV

The Time I Had Just Got Out Of The Bath And Didn't Realise I Was Exposing Myself Whilst Watching TV

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Bambi 1 year ago

Hahaha!! Omg! *tears*

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#2 Warm Nights

Warm Nights

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varwenea 1 year ago

That's way sweeter than us. I say, "Ewwww. too hot, too hot, go away." as I roll to the other side of the bed.

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#3 When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She'll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys

When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She'll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

Awwww this is so sweet!

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#4 When I've Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird

When I've Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird

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Michel M. Prins 1 year ago

True love... I think

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#5 Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You're So Tired You're Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?

Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You're So Tired You're Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

I didn't know this was a thing, I just thought I was super weird. lol

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#6 Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We'll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing

Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We'll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing

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Mia Rennie 1 year ago

yeeeesss!

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#7 Spooning Technique No.73

Spooning Technique No.73

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varwenea 1 year ago

We call it the octopus too!!!

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#8 When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She's A Guy Ejaculating On Me

When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She's A Guy Ejaculating On Me

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Rebekah 1 year ago

Crap, now everyone in the office is looking at me. Too damn funny.

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#9 Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums - We Call It The Old Dog Face - And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice

Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums - We Call It The Old Dog Face - And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice

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Celeste Spaniel 1 year ago

I do that to my partner too! :P

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#10 The Time I Didn't Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out

The Time I Didn't Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out

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Wendy 1 year ago

LMFAO~!!!

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#11 Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage

Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage

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Claire 1 year ago

Glad to hear you're okay!

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#12 Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It's Adorable To Watch Her

Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It's Adorable To Watch Her

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Rebekah 1 year ago

Aw, good daddy.

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#13 The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout

The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout

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Bianca Malata 1 year ago

lol

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#14 Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions

Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions

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Janice Foster 1 year ago

I sleep in that possie too - SO comfortable!

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#15 Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn't Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy

Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn't Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy

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Sasy 1 year ago

This should be a card, I can imagine it selling really well on Mothers Day or just because its relevant days ♥ it is perfect

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#16 When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It's A Magical Cure For Every Illness

When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It's A Magical Cure For Every Illness

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jo_shortland 1 year ago

Sweet

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#17 About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position

About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position

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Jeremie Guerra 1 year ago

We are having the same nights those days ^^ The problem is that my daughter is growing fast, I wonder how long I'll still have a spot in the bed! :)

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#18 We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours

We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours

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Claire Mellusco 1 year ago

Haha yes! Hubby gets home on a Friday and does this. I've seen nothing else for the past 120 hours just let me have a bit of chill out time!

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#19 Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her

Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

You are so lucky to have found someone. Make it last guys!

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#20 Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People

Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People

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Rogue Angel 1 year ago

I get like that too. And the whole 'Would I do/buy/give/say ____ if I didn't love you' answer is not an answer. Just so you know.

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#21 Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie's Is Crisps, Chips)

Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie's Is Crisps, Chips)

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Galeanthropy2017 1 year ago

I say this as Monday becomes never...

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#22 Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows

Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows

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Rike Im-Vogelnest 1 year ago

HAHAHA ...I know that... boyfriends awsome eyebrow hairs :D

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#23 Kellie Likes It When I Do Chores

Kellie Likes It When I Do Chores

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dankay01 1 year ago

Relationship goals...........sigh.

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#24 Kellie And Poppy Are Staying At Nanny's This Week. I'll Be Sitting By Myself Singing Celine Dion

Kellie And Poppy Are Staying At Nanny's This Week. I'll Be Sitting By Myself Singing Celine Dion

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Rebekah 1 year ago

Time for more ice cream!

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#25 Every Morning We Wake Mummy Up Like This

Every Morning We Wake Mummy Up Like This

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

Thats adorable <3

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#26 Spooning Technique No. 27 - The Bear Grab

Spooning Technique No. 27 - The Bear Grab

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Petra Marczis 1 year ago

'if i wanted to' :D :D :D

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#27 When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl

When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

At least you try!

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#28 Over 30 Hours Of Labor Summed Up In One Illustration. You Did Brilliantly Kellie. I Love You

Over 30 Hours Of Labor Summed Up In One Illustration. You Did Brilliantly Kellie. I Love You

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Mirtha Treviño 1 year ago

Nice to see you are so in love and appreciative of her <3

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#29 Kellie Always Supports Me Through My Latest Crisis Of Confidence

Kellie Always Supports Me Through My Latest Crisis Of Confidence

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Enomfon Asuquo 1 year ago

Awwww true love💑

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#30 Spooning Technique No. 83 - The Accidental Knees

Spooning Technique No. 83 - The Accidental Knees

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varwenea 1 year ago

I'm afraid of the rough knee hairs and sandpaper knee skin.

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#31 And They Say Romance Is Dead

And They Say Romance Is Dead

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

Haha, at least you're honest!

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#32 Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

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Kristen Hdz 1 year ago

Me too! hahaha

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#33 I Love Carrying Poppy

I Love Carrying Poppy

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Vivian Osness 1 year ago

These are so cute oh my god

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#34 Kellie's Belly Has Developed A Soft Coating Of Hair During Pregnancy, Like A Baby Chicken

Kellie's Belly Has Developed A Soft Coating Of Hair During Pregnancy, Like A Baby Chicken

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Donna Dillon-Truckenbrod 1 year ago

LOL Chicken belly!!!

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#35 If You Say 'cheers' To Poppy When She Has A Drink She'll Clink Her Cup With Yours. It's Super Adorable

If You Say 'cheers' To Poppy When She Has A Drink She'll Clink Her Cup With Yours. It's Super Adorable

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

Too cute!

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#36 Kellie Finds It Funny The Way I Always Use Two Towels When I Get Out Of The Bath Or Shower. I Thought Everyone Did?

Kellie Finds It Funny The Way I Always Use Two Towels When I Get Out Of The Bath Or Shower. I Thought Everyone Did?

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

Weird! I use two as well, but one's for my hair, cause it needs its own.

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#37 Our First Day At Home With Poppy

Our First Day At Home With Poppy

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

The blush on each of their cheeks is cute<3

#38 Poppy Isn't A Big Fan Of Sleeping. Once, The Only Way We Could Get Her To Fall Asleep Was By Kellie Getting Into Her Cot Too And Laying Beside Her. I Walked Into The Nursery To Check On Them And Kellie Was Squeezed Into The Cot Reading Her Phone, Afraid To Move

Poppy Isn't A Big Fan Of Sleeping. Once, The Only Way We Could Get Her To Fall Asleep Was By Kellie Getting Into Her Cot Too And Laying Beside Her. I Walked Into The Nursery To Check On Them And Kellie Was Squeezed Into The Cot Reading Her Phone, Afraid To Move

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Erin Powell 1 year ago

I've been there! I actually did climb out, though -- VERY carefully!

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#39 Whenever Kellie Is Unwell She Makes Sure To Keep Me Posted With Regular Updates On Her Condition

Whenever Kellie Is Unwell She Makes Sure To Keep Me Posted With Regular Updates On Her Condition

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Melissa Boone 1 year ago

I just went through this XD Got the same look, too.

#40 This Is Actually How Kellie And I Talk To Each Other

This Is Actually How Kellie And I Talk To Each Other

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A Mueller 1 year ago

Same here! 😍

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#41 Multitasking

Multitasking

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Carl Andrew 1 year ago

I do this! I sometimes pretend to go the loo just so I can have 5 min peace.

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#42 Sorry For The Lack Of Posts Over The Last Few Days, Normal Service Is Resumed. Here's Kellie Shaming Me When I Forgot To Flush The Toilet Once

Sorry For The Lack Of Posts Over The Last Few Days, Normal Service Is Resumed. Here's Kellie Shaming Me When I Forgot To Flush The Toilet Once

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Patricie Sh. 1 year ago

He does that all the time, that's how I know he DOES drink enough. :/ :D

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#43 And The Winner Is

And The Winner Is

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Kristen Hdz 1 year ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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#44 Sometimes At Night I'll Accidentally Scratch Kellie With One Of My Sharp Disgusting Toenails

Sometimes At Night I'll Accidentally Scratch Kellie With One Of My Sharp Disgusting Toenails

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

OMG, yes. Sometimes I feel like my bf is getting ready to snatch his dinner out of a lake with his talons. Cut those things! D:

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#45 Kellie And I Call Each Other All Kinds Of Pet Names. This Is A Text Conversation We Had Today

Kellie And I Call Each Other All Kinds Of Pet Names. This Is A Text Conversation We Had Today

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Wendy 1 year ago

Adorable!!

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#46 Ready For Sleepy Times

Ready For Sleepy Times

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Melissa Boone 1 year ago

Mine makes a moat of crap around himself and I have to clear it off to get into bed.

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#47 I Love Reading Bedtime Stories To Poppy So Much. They're Some Of My Most Cherished Memories

I Love Reading Bedtime Stories To Poppy So Much. They're Some Of My Most Cherished Memories

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Sarah Lennie 1 year ago

We have those books, the kids loved them! It's just about time to move them on now though...they grow too fast.

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#48 Just As I'm Getting Sleepy Kellie Gets Silly And Craves Attention. Occasionally She Might Pretend To Penetrate Me

Just As I'm Getting Sleepy Kellie Gets Silly And Craves Attention. Occasionally She Might Pretend To Penetrate Me

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Sylvia Matusikova 1 year ago

I would like to fuck my BF too..isnt it strange? And i am heterosexual :)

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#49 Pete Spends So Long In The Bath Reading His Phone That Kellie Wonders If He's Dead

Pete Spends So Long In The Bath Reading His Phone That Kellie Wonders If He's Dead

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Intensive Panda 1 year ago

just write him a message

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#50 When I Say 'ah, Gentle' Poppy Strokes My Beard Softly

When I Say 'ah, Gentle' Poppy Strokes My Beard Softly

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Wendy 1 year ago

Beautiful ♥

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#51 Sometimes When Kellie Is Doing Stuff And She Bends Over I Say 'parp' As If She's Farted

Sometimes When Kellie Is Doing Stuff And She Bends Over I Say 'parp' As If She's Farted

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Lucine K 1 year ago

Hahaha!!nice to have a sense of humour

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#52 The Time Kellie Had A Single Hair On Her Lip

The Time Kellie Had A Single Hair On Her Lip

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Wendy 1 year ago

... lived to tell about it - that is what is most impressive ☺

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#53 A Few Weeks Ago I Picked Up A Nintendo Switch And I've Been Enchanted By Zelda Ever Since. Kellie Has Lost Me In The Evenings To It

A Few Weeks Ago I Picked Up A Nintendo Switch And I've Been Enchanted By Zelda Ever Since. Kellie Has Lost Me In The Evenings To It

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Dee Laking 1 year ago

I had same "problem" here.. but it's such a beautifully done game.

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#54 Kellie Gets Playful When I Want To Sleep

Kellie Gets Playful When I Want To Sleep

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

Well, I've found a new game to play now. lol

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#55 Spoon Techniques

Spoon Techniques

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#56 The Time Kellie Woke Up When I Was Reading My Phone, And In Her Confused Sleepy State Thought I Was Reading Her Phone. She Had No Recollection Of Any Of It Come Morning

The Time Kellie Woke Up When I Was Reading My Phone, And In Her Confused Sleepy State Thought I Was Reading Her Phone. She Had No Recollection Of Any Of It Come Morning

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bloggergirl 1 year ago

oh well then lol

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#57 Pete Gets Down Sometimes

Pete Gets Down Sometimes

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#58 If Kellie Is In A Bad Mood Or Having A Rubbish Day, My Default Plan Of Action Is To Offer Her A Nice Cup Of Tea

If Kellie Is In A Bad Mood Or Having A Rubbish Day, My Default Plan Of Action Is To Offer Her A Nice Cup Of Tea

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Amber Ice 1 year ago

XD whats up with her boobs in this one? Though day indeed...

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#59 As Poppy Is Getting Older (And Has Teeth) Breastfeeding Is A Little More Painful For Kellie At Times

As Poppy Is Getting Older (And Has Teeth) Breastfeeding Is A Little More Painful For Kellie At Times

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Lynette Barahona-Elmore 1 year ago

Ayayai!!!!!

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#60 Anyone Else Incredibly Fussy About Bananas? For Me They Have To Be Completely Yellow - Not Green - And Have Absolutely No Brown Spots. Kellie Likes Them Almost Totally Covered In Brown Spots, The Weirdo

Anyone Else Incredibly Fussy About Bananas? For Me They Have To Be Completely Yellow - Not Green - And Have Absolutely No Brown Spots. Kellie Likes Them Almost Totally Covered In Brown Spots, The Weirdo

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

I like them when they are just starting to turn yellow. They have to be a bit green to have a good texture for me. After that, they're too soggy. Eww.

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#61 Poppy's First Swim, And Someone Does A Poo In The Pool

Poppy's First Swim, And Someone Does A Poo In The Pool

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

Now this is one of the main reasons, I will not swim in a public pool!

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#62 I Love To Snack On Nuts, Kellie Says I'm Like A Squirrel

I Love To Snack On Nuts, Kellie Says I'm Like A Squirrel

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Wendy 1 year ago

Somewhat disturbing but hilarious ☺

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#63 Working Out At Home Means Kellie Is Always On Hand To Offer Support And Encouragement

Working Out At Home Means Kellie Is Always On Hand To Offer Support And Encouragement

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#64 This Is Kellie's Way Of Telling Me I Have Bad Breath

This Is Kellie's Way Of Telling Me I Have Bad Breath

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Wendy 1 year ago

My laughter scared my cats ... hahaha

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#65 Little Farts

Little Farts

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Candice Kamencik 1 year ago

I'm happy I'm not the only girl who likes to be the "big spoon"!

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#66 My Cold Feet Annoy Kellie

My Cold Feet Annoy Kellie

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Maré Freitas 1 year ago

LOL!

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#67 Occasionally When Kellie Bends Over To Do Something I'll Start Pretending To Hump Her, Only This One Time She Happened To Be Bending Over To Get A Hot Tray Out Of The Oven

Occasionally When Kellie Bends Over To Do Something I'll Start Pretending To Hump Her, Only This One Time She Happened To Be Bending Over To Get A Hot Tray Out Of The Oven

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Amber Ice 1 year ago

Fart-joke in this case would've been better...

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#68 Poppy Helps Me Throw Her Nappies (Diapers) Away. I Say 'bye Bye Poo-Poo' And She Drops The Bag Into The Bin

Poppy Helps Me Throw Her Nappies (Diapers) Away. I Say 'bye Bye Poo-Poo' And She Drops The Bag Into The Bin

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#69 We Bought Two Multipacks Of Differently Flavored Magnum Ice Creams. Kellie Lost Her Shit When I Ate One Of 'her' Ones

We Bought Two Multipacks Of Differently Flavored Magnum Ice Creams. Kellie Lost Her Shit When I Ate One Of 'her' Ones

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Amber Ice 1 year ago

How dare you! X'D

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#70 Spooning Technique No. 58 - The Life Jacket

Spooning Technique No. 58 - The Life Jacket

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#71 When You Have To Go Back To Work But You're Still Breastfeeding

When You Have To Go Back To Work But You're Still Breastfeeding

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Kristen Hdz 1 year ago

LOL! Exactly!

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#72 Playfighting

Playfighting

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Nico Déom 1 year ago

Whoever snoozes or sneezes will lose hahaha

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#73 Bedtimes

Bedtimes

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#74 Kellie And I Are Both Hypochondriacs - We've Constantly Got A List Of Minor Ailments That We Like To Moan To Each Other About, Like Some Kind Of Weird Competition

Kellie And I Are Both Hypochondriacs - We've Constantly Got A List Of Minor Ailments That We Like To Moan To Each Other About, Like Some Kind Of Weird Competition

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love the overlapping text bubbles its cool

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#75 Pretty Much Every Night Before Bed Kellie And I Brush Our Teeth Together, Every So Often Pulling Silly Faces As We Go

Pretty Much Every Night Before Bed Kellie And I Brush Our Teeth Together, Every So Often Pulling Silly Faces As We Go

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#76 Poppy's First Tentative Steps With Mummy

Poppy's First Tentative Steps With Mummy

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Kristel Bijnen 1 year ago

A moment you’ll never forget!

#77 Kellie And Baby Both Hiccuping Like Crazy

Kellie And Baby Both Hiccuping Like Crazy

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#78 Sometimes Kellie Will Be Cooking Dinner And Burning It, Setting Off The Smoke Alarm. She'll Then Get Irrationally Annoyed At The Smoke Alarm

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Cooking Dinner And Burning It, Setting Off The Smoke Alarm. She'll Then Get Irrationally Annoyed At The Smoke Alarm

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Shana 1 year ago

Smoke alarm makes me angry too :P Especially when it announces the batteries are almost dead by nonstop beeping... in the middle of the night... Try turning that thing off while you're still half asleep and rushing to get that thing off before everyone else is awake :P (I've knocked the entire thing, alarm+holder+screws+plugs from the wall 2x now)

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#79 Sometimes When Kellie And I Facetime We Pretend To Feed Each Other

Sometimes When Kellie And I Facetime We Pretend To Feed Each Other

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Kristel Bijnen 1 year ago

Weird.. but I like weird! Weird people are more fun!