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Things happen. In life or at work, nobody is immune to failure. But let’s be honest, any workplace bears a very high probability of occupational mishaps, no matter what kind of job it may be. In a sense, it’s part of the definition of ‘being on duty.'

So this time, we’re looking at some of the funniest cases that illustrate how failing to perform one’s duties right actually looks in pictures. And thanks to the subreddit You Had One Job, we’ve got a seemingly endless fountain of occupation-related hilarity. Created 8 years ago, the subreddit is 421k-strong in members and aims at capturing posts that show what it means to hear “You Had One Job!” from your coworker, client, or boss.

Colleagues and customers unite, because this time, no one who failed at bringing the bare minimum to their single job is getting away without being busted. Psst! More funny ‘one job’ posts, aka you wish you'd done it properly but it’s too late now, are waiting in our previous posts here, here, and here.

#1

Literally Your Last Job

Literally Your Last Job

In 2016, a suicide bomber with explosives in his laptop boarded a Daallo Airlines flight, intending to destroy the aircraft. Twenty minutes after takeoff, the explosives detonated, blasting a hole in the plane, and instantly sucking the bomber out. He was the only fatality

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Raine Soo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only karma were always this precise.

Bunny Wood
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in fairness the training is pretty limited.. "Watch carefully as i will only be able to show you once"

Narwhal Blast
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did!!!! Too much!!!!

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glowworm2
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He went out the Wile E. Coyote way!

J Sizz
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically he didn't fail, the bomb went off and he died so....

BingeFest1
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This will never cease to make me laugh. What a loser

K.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I’m grateful for this fail.

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Jon Scott
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As above, so below, motherf***er.

Purr·maid
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's only one word for this - karma.

Sasha Kuleshov
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, good riddance motherf*cker >:)

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    #2

    That Wasn't Supposed To Happen

    That Wasn't Supposed To Happen

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doggo knows a double negative when he sees one..

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has me dying right now! 🤣🤣 Good to know the product doesn't work!

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big thanks to the doggo for letting us know that this is a money waster.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly marked that it deters NOT chewing...

    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I might be a complete idiot but what is No chew detergent?

    Von Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol doesn't appear to work.

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    #3

    No Wonder I Was Struggling...

    No Wonder I Was Struggling...

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1: Complete puzzle. Step 2: Flip puzzle over. Step 3: Summon Bob Ross to paint an even better landscape scene.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could summon Bob Ross if you had an ouija board handy.

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how all puzzles should be like... No actual knowledge what it looks like. Then you'll be the puzzle master

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone noticed the bottom line is repeated?

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same picture from different perspectives. Were you expecting an exact copy?

    Em Wal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has some murder mystery puzzles where you have to use clues in the finished puzzle to solve the mystery. They're 1000 pieces and they give you no picture. We almost gave up at one point.

    RGNix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist: That was the actual puzzle, and they are an amazing artist, putting random pieces together.

    Deborah Scallen
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    4 years ago

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    Deborah Scallen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is funny and made me think of David!

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    Failing at whatever it is you’re doing is nerve-wracking. At that point, you may think you are the one making all the mistakes every time, and perfectionists are the ones who suffer the most because of it.

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    Failing poses a threat to our power and confidence, and this, in turn, creates just more stress. Add hectic schedules and never-ending commitments, and you get a toxic brew of low self-esteem. But what if we learn to deal with breakdowns and failures?

    Dede Henley, an author and leadership strategist, suggests applying productive reasoning when it comes to occupational and professional failures. The first step is to self-reflect about “what you are holding as the 'truth,' what you don’t know enough about, and what your part in the breakdown may be,” she explained in an opinion piece for Forbes.

    Sharing it with your team workers in a way that means you take accountability for your actions is a productive way to go about it.

    #4

    Got The Christmas Lights Up. They're... Candles. Yeah. Really

    Got The Christmas Lights Up. They're... Candles. Yeah. Really

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "C'mon, baby, light my fire."

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term is Christmas dickorations.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not quite the (dic)orum I expected from you.

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their chestnuts are roasting on an open fire

    MusicalCatTroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I just did that in my school band LOL

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    Kate J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get a Christmas d**k! You get a Christmas d**k! Everyone gets Christmas d***s!

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have balls to do that on purpose.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having them blow snow would have been nice.

    Cinnamon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost choked on my drink when I read this.

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    Goran Smiljanić
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From city government for citizens with love. :)

    Bubbs Art
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

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    #5

    I Am So Confused

    I Am So Confused

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Triplets!!

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you were not pregnant, then you got pregnant.. it is the new timeline feature.

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    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    schrödinger's pregnancy test?

    Cheezees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, check your man. He's pregnant too 😂

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little pregnant / medium pregnant / very pregnant...

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Level IV is “Jesus! Get that thing out of me!!!”

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not just pregnant, she's REALLLLLY pregnant.

    John L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this means that you are REALLY Pregnant.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are obviously having twins or triplets, maybe a kid and a half

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see a surgeon. They'll get the alien out before it destroys your ribs.

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    #6

    Apparently, Mermaids Have Butts

    Apparently, Mermaids Have Butts

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see the other side of the statue, maybe she has some other secrets.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know they don't? Have you ever seen a real mermaid for comparison?

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this sculpture is an indication mermaids appear to have very nice butts.

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says they don’t? It is a fantastical and mythical creature so they can have whatever anyone wants them to have.

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually how mermaids were depicted in classical art amd illustration.

    Leo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice butt..just saying

    Alejandro Romero
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 hard to disagree, quite Micheal Angelo piece of work

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    Brigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has given me the best laugh I have had in ages!

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    Secondly, Dede suggests allowing your team to “reflect on what they’re holding as the truth that you collectively don’t know about.” In this way, the “collective group can engage in double-loop learning,” which is likely to bring fruitful results and valuable lessons out of the failures.

    And third, don’t forget to apply the newly learned knowledge. This, of course, doesn’t mean that your part of the job is over. On the contrary, the critical part in solving the work failure is owning your part in what happened and “reflecting critically on your performance.” “A big part of handling a failure better is not blaming others for it,” Dede concluded.

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    #7

    Posted The Sign, Boss ...

    Posted The Sign, Boss ...

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    Kelly Hoover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a sure way to enforce social distancing LOL

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but I have to ask, whos fertilizer...

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a sign in my corner shop saying 'please sanctify your hands'

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the hand fertilizer! It's natural, it's organic!

    Az
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are my hands massive all of a sudden??

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,maybe this was what happened to the woman with the triple line pregnancy test?

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...I don't want my hands to grow anymore. None of my rings will fit.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely how you get people to not touch each other

    Epic J. C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone gets too close you slap them with the fertilizer

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    #8

    Visible Confusion

    Visible Confusion

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes the cigarettes wet and harder to light

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? I smoke all the time when I swim, doesn't everybody?

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww come on, I just love to smoke when I'm swimming.🙄

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is they must have had someone doing it to make the sign

    paulo marreco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Deep Purple's "Smoke in the water"

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too hard to keep it lit!

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

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    #9

    That's One Short Cord

    That's One Short Cord

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    Jay Tesst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Client: We need that image now DTP-person: Yeah but it's just circles and a short cord Client: Nobody will notice, publish it! DTP-person: Okay....

    UncleRussian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what DTP stands for, the first my mind came up with was "Down To Party" xD

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    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see the face on the plug? He lookin guilty.

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USB plug on the left is so disappointed.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love how companies try to deceive us. Ugh!

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    #10

    It Was Almost Fine

    It Was Almost Fine

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    CH1990
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me way too long to realise what was wrong here haha

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the lightbulb went on above your head?

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    Young Minami Kotaro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this for real? Seriously?? Not photoshoped??? Oh my goodness...

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix; Just move the road to the other side of the lights

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they placed the road in the wrong place

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. Proudly installed by my dyslexic uncle Otto.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The streetlights had an argument with the road and are now sulking

    Aldert Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is photoshopped, zoom in for yourself..

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just helping photosynthesis at night...

    Tiffiny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so you can see the deer

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    #11

    Finished Labeling The Package, Boss

    Finished Labeling The Package, Boss

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are like elections in a dictator-ruled land..

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Olympics sorted. What's next?

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you not know that you can do biking in so many different ways?

    Simping_for_anime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Son what sports are you playing?” “Well, theirs biking, biking, biking...”

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they forgot biking.

    Kristi Tucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not clear...can this be used for biking?

    Smoo Thie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is useful for biking, am I right?

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    #12

    Figured Out The Clan's Age Boss!

    Figured Out The Clan's Age Boss!

    Ming the Clam, the world's oldest animal at 507, was killed by researchers trying to tell how old it was

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest in peace, Ming.

    Soap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooo it was so close to retirementttt

    Yugan Talovich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1970s, researchers in Taiwan were studying a cedar that was over 4,000 years old until they accidentally set it on fire. Oops...

    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Operation was a success but the patient died.....

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that really necessary? What in the world did that "help" in the name of science?!?!

    R3belB4nny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people are stupid.... they probably weren't "reasearchers", just dumb high school/college kids -3-

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    white_shadow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we have wiped out white rhinos, are almost done with white lions and have now killed a white clam. Great. Just great.

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    #13

    Safety First

    Safety First

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    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me nervous looking at it

    Isaiah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's meant to be in the rain - I'm sure it's fine.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the source of clean energy!!

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked once on a roadside crew and one time an electrician was working on the innards of one of those while we all watched, standing in pouring rain in a few inches of water.

    Iara Ra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Testing the wayerproof enclosure

    Obi Wang Kenobi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here we are someone standing in a not-safe distance taking a picture. Just wow

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    #14

    To Fend Off Covid

    To Fend Off Covid

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a joke, not a fail.

    Conceptual&Colorful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I’m a bit conflicted... it’s very funny, but if it’s a joke, it sounds like it’s mocking people who practice social distancing by calling them “socialist.” By the way, I am super fun at parties.

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    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to be a t shirt

    panda123
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teetaho.com/products/practice-socialist-distancing-t-shirt

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it was dictated.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must obey for safety of comrades

    RATSMACKER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dancing is socialist dancing when you’re socialist!!

    Jessica Reyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best social dancing would be break dancing people give you a ton of space for that

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works! I've doing the Bernie Sanders Two-Step and haven't gotten sick yet.

    Kelly Hoover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what kind of line dance this would be 🤔

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    #15

    I’m Pretty Sure That’s An Avocado!

    I’m Pretty Sure That’s An Avocado!

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    Tatjana Peskir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had a problem like that with amazon. a thing came in purple and blue, I wanted blue. amazon gave me options to pick from: 1. (picture shows blue) Purple, or 2. (picture shows purple) Blue. help person didnt know which was right - pic or text. Clicked randomly. Got purple. Talked to help desk. They said would send blue on their own dime no return necessary. Got purple. Repeat. Got purple. Gave up.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take 1 regardless! It looks DELICIOUS!

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of substance is that anyway?

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love me some pudding. But I'm gonna have to pass on the mango AND avocado flavors.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocado makes a good milkshake...so maybe a good ice cream?

    Gijs Forma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with my colourblindness it took me a minute to realise this one

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    #16

    One Space Was All It Was Needed

    One Space Was All It Was Needed

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    rgr8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you definitely don't want to use a penis for that

    Cat Whisperer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also broken, that's why you need to use the finger

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Verified life hack.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this sign wasn't hanging in the Proctologist's office.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's probably not as satisfying.

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of penises are broken. Answering for a friend.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might have been done intentionally.

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    #17

    I Feel So Safe

    I Feel So Safe

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feel unsafe and need help you're doomed.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an introvert, this is how I feel whenever I'm forced to socialise.

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    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone felt so unsafe that they took the button with them, just in case...

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This button has been removed for your safety.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone felt so unsafe they took the button with them

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you didn't feel unsafe before, surely you do now.

    Barbar Stewart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exactly how I`ve felt during the Trump administration.

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you feel unsafe and need help, yell for help

    Andrea Navarro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you need help we do not have service thank you

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    #18

    Elmo Born With Eyes On The Back Of His Head

    Elmo Born With Eyes On The Back Of His Head

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please call in the exorcist.

    Athena June
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a promising career as a teacher ahead of him

    Jessica Reyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elmo “can see everything, so play nice”

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the long-lost 'Chernobyl' episode of 'The Muppet Show'

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    #19

    Ah, Scohol. Those Were The Days

    Ah, Scohol. Those Were The Days

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the person didn't finish his basic scoholing.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how alcohol is pronounced after you have drunk enough. Ask any teacher

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some sympathy. I do signs at work and sometimes you're concentrating so much on getting the shapes of the letters right that you miss the basics.

    Lúthien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, is it even positioned correctly? We dont have signs on the streets, nor school (bus?) lanes/ pockets, so I wouldnt know

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    RGNix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person didn't go to s c o h o l

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big mistake... alcohol isn't spell like that

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been drinking alscohol before work.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever is responsible for this needs to go back to scohol.

    The Other Jake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Carolina Overly Hirsute Offensive Linemen?

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    #20

    Come On Man.....

    Come On Man.....

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that this was on purpose to elicit a giggle or two, especially seeing that it's 'large and sweet' for 'Big Mama'.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look, the better it gets! The only thing that could make this perfect would be if the price was $4.20.

    Kelly Hoover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. Many. Jokes. I just can't. LMFAO

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when the Swedish company locum decided to use a heart instead of the o on their Christmas cards...

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much sexual innuendo with so little words *blushes* :O

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just gets funnier with every line!

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    #21

    Legend Has It That It's Still Good To This Day

    Legend Has It That It's Still Good To This Day

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    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What beverage has milk, bubbles and apple flavour? It sounds disgusting.

    jokerscrowbar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple latte in a can. It tastes like shaving foam.

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    Peppermallow
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    4 years ago

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    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is month/day/year sensible? It's annoying and out of order

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    oddkiddo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, based on the ingredients I'm sure it's still only as damaging to your health, as it was made to be..

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always demand enzymatically modified rutin in my apple-flavored carbonated milk.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be Roman numerals...

    Bianca Looker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think I will put this as my birthdate

    Makayla Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish everything was like that and never expired

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    #22

    Trick Or Trick

    Trick Or Trick

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    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you got more than you bargained for! That's so ridiculous I'd hang it up anyway😆

    Jj321
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a Happy Easter sign that says Happy Paster and we hang it every year.

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Halloween? Nah, I only know happo ween!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, it's just a new (and pretty efficient) word, and you save space.

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    #23

    I Know This Year Has Sucked, But C’mon...

    I Know This Year Has Sucked, But C’mon...

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since 2021 didn't start well we are going to skip it altogether.

    Collin Edward
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we can't because the year after would be 2020 too!

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    Clever Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    judging by the first 10 days I think its for the best thanks

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New policy from the people of the world. Each year gets one week to audition to show if it's any good. If not, bzzzt. 'Next year, please'. Harsh but fair.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we actally made our decision really quickly. Did not need more informations.

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    #24

    Installed The Sink Boss!

    Installed The Sink Boss!

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me again why the robots shouldn't replace us.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like an itch on the back you just can't reach..

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when a homeowner says I WANT THIS! and you try to explain the laws of physics, and they yell I WANT THIS, and you give them what they want....

    Brivid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that this is what happens when the homeowner does the installation their self.

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change the faucet with a longer one and it will be OK.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a saying, "Measure wrong twice. Cut wrong once." (sigh.)

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So close... yet so far.

    Jessica Reyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s eco friendly and meant to reduce water usage

    Jeffrey Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get an A- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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    #25

    Nope, No Problem Here

    Nope, No Problem Here

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something subtly terrifying about that.

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just possibly a child with a serious disability?!

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    #26

    My Kitkat Was Just A Bar Of Chocolate

    My Kitkat Was Just A Bar Of Chocolate

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a win to me!

    Just_A_Pansexual_Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had one that was just a wafer... no chocolate at all.

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, this is like finding a golden ticket. It occurred to me once when I was young with a Club biscuit.

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME TOO! A dark orange club biscuit. I was absolutely thrilled!

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently learned that Kit Kats were the first affordable chocolate bar for the working classes, back when chocolate was a luxury item. They added milk to make it go further and make it sweeter, wafer to fill space and make it cheaper, and the cream filling is just smushed up Kit Kats.

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you all buying kit kats if you just want bars of chocolate...? I love kit kats and I would be so sad if this happened to me lol

    Bruce Robb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much rather that than a Kit Kat or Twix! I actually prefer solid chocolate!

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww What a let down! That is my favorite part!

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    #27

    Yes, This Is How Reflections Work

    Yes, This Is How Reflections Work

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her doppleganger is on the other side of the glass.

    Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you could go through mirrors but your reflection is blocking you?

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the twilight zone episode where the lady saw her double at the bus station

    I_am_not_human
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even your reflection wont look at you...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, Magritte strikes again.

    Andy Hinds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to the Black Sabbath album, Sabotage.

    Bianca Looker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even your own reflection shuns you.

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    #28

    Light Up The Stars, Baby!

    Light Up The Stars, Baby!

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    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey hey, light pollution people

    *˚tacocat˚*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *enter blackpink advertisement xd

    *˚tacocat˚*
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because their Netflix show was called light up the sky. Xd

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a landing zone for UFOs.

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it just me or does the light from the light post look like a light pill

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know when their might be a solar eclipse. Oh, wait...

    Avery Sealy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are trying to summon the accent ones ALIENS

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    #29

    Ah Yes Education!

    Ah Yes Education!

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nail clipper is meant to replace the teeth if you are a nail biter.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because you have to smile at the TSA agent when they discover nail clippers in your carry on. Like...when's the last time you heard someone go on a killing spree with just a pair of nail clippers? News reporter "It was horrible, Steve! Hangnails everywhere! The carnage...*sob."

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be hygienic kids, cut your teeth before they grow too long !

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't everyone clip their teeth?

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, incisors and nail clippers are pretty much the same mechanically.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how we take care of our teeth, children.

    Patrick Earley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally got a look of pain on my face when I saw this.

    Diddlybop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? I eat nail clippers all the time! Trims your intestines shorter. It's the new fashion u know. Sexy as.

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    #30

    I Ordered A Precision Screwdriver And It Got Delivered Like This

    I Ordered A Precision Screwdriver And It Got Delivered Like This

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety on a whole new level.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side, I ordered acid liquid solder flux through Amazon and it came yesterday loose in a large box with no packing material. I was a bit shocked.

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    wandile dludlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a potato peeler in a box like that last week. I was excited for a moment, then I remembered

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I order electronics and they kick it to me

    Bianca Looker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally every parcel I ordered online th least 12 months. Pack a single bread crumb sized item in a box the size of a chair and wrap it in 50 metres of brown paper and enough bubble.wrap.to choke the last albino orca on the planet.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever packed that box had a screw loose

    Lisa Bateman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another chunk of rain forest bites the dust. What a waste!

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah Amazon. We have had stuff similar but not as bad as this.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon; destroying the Amazon one box at a time. - They sent me a completely empty one once.

    Kawaii Hau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had a cat they would like it. lol.

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    #31

    That's A Tall Girl, If You Ask Me...

    That's A Tall Girl, If You Ask Me...

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If shes that tall i dont think that she should wear a skirt

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's that tall she can just stamp on any pervs trying to up-skirt her.

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    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl is 16'4. She should be dominating the NBA not stacking boxes

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone probably thought that "meters" and "feet" were about the same thing. Still a tall girl in this case though.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl is from Brobdingnag, the land of giants from Gulliver's Travels.

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys emily finally grew to cliffords size and dyed her hair?

    Jenna Jedden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet she wears size 13 nikes, mens size 13 nikes

    Beth Ellis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Americans won't understand this.

    Syra ‍‍
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Mt. Lady as a little girl... but with brown hair.

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    #32

    But They Both Are Right Hands!

    But They Both Are Right Hands!

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    Jumilicious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a third answer: "Left", "right" and "wrong".

    Jessica Reyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to this picture I’m both

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this there way of saying you have two left feet? oh sorry.. two right hands

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now do you believe there are Aliens living among us?

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shsh! It's a secret intelligence test created by the NSA.

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    #33

    Opened A Can Of Corn And...

    Opened A Can Of Corn And...

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahá! The elusive can of sweet peas has finally been found! >:D

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    #34

    Big Ben Looks Funny

    Big Ben Looks Funny

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not Big Ben, it's Taj Mahal!

    TimesNewLogan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dreams of the Franco-British Union...

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    #35

    “Write Congrats On Them” ( Two Cakes )

    “Write Congrats On Them” ( Two Cakes )

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of this golden cupper plaque which read "I want no engraving on the plaque. Leave it blank. No engraving."

    Jay Dresser
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generic, for when you're in a hurry and don't have time for them to custom decorate the cake.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll accept a slice of them.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Happy birthday Diane, and use a pretty font."

    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen one too many of these. Cake decorators can't be this stupid....can they?

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    #36

    Mmm! Lung Damage!

    Mmm! Lung Damage!

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    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diesel leaves a nasty dinosaur aftertaste :P

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school bus passed a gas station that proudly proclaimed "LIVERS GIZZARDS KEROSENE".

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take that $1.19 gas though!

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my crazy azz says that we should go eat these right now

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the chicken . ... go for the cheap gas prices.

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the "Chicken car wash" sign on an establishment in my city

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    #37

    Now What Colors Would My Kid Use To Fill This In ?...

    Now What Colors Would My Kid Use To Fill This In ?...

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    Chucky Leganjit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any color they want and it would be beautiful

    Kelly Hoover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And can fill in the background too. But it IS funny because the dogs take up the majority of the pages.

    Jacey Lynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a kid tho, they have an imagination.

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well its a win you dont have to get tired its already completed

    Harløw-Banditø
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who speak Japanese what does this say? Just curious!

    Robyn Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right page said "Pongo and Perdita Dalmatian" or at least that's how I am thinking it is... the literal is "Dalmatian of Pongo and Pedita" and "of" in this instance is kind of like a possessive 's in English. Let me go back and read the left page....

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    #38

    Don’t Apologize, It Happens?

    Don’t Apologize, It Happens?

    Brownale78 Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what's meant by "pissing away your money"?

    GlipGlop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a lot of pissing.... due to the incontinence

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    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone pee on the sign? Is that why it is stained?

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be why it isn't working.

    Chantel LaPere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this Panda group. All the comments are funny and not rude. No politics in the comments. I look forward to this email all the time!

    Nikos Papakonstandinou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they even botched "Please pay" here.

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    #39

    Barely Noticeable

    Barely Noticeable

    Report

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this in appliance stores on more than one occasion, discounted as “open box” sale items. Not much you can do when the glass top gets replaced with the wrong part.

    IttyBittyPrettyKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh this guy came to fix our stove and then when he left it looked like that it was like that for like 6 years and probably still is.But now we have a new house and are renting out that one.

    Rustyn Birch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's Just A Jump To The Left, And Then A Step To The Right..." : )

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    #40

    They Changed The Title After Realizing It

    They Changed The Title After Realizing It

    Slio_Marmare Report

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be um... interesting

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they had a sense of humor.

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this episode. I laughed more than I should have...

    M E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A** far as Earth is concerned it's a hole other story

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    #41

    Not Sure If That's How This Works

    Not Sure If That's How This Works

    zestybean97 Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can read is MAXIMUM. Time to floor it!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, looks like everyone is about to be paying a fine

    that rando_;)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it and run. Problem solved.

    R3belB4nny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD That's exactly what Stan Lee from GF would say. (Uh do I sound like an over-obbessed fan? if I do tell me)

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    Michael Swanson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80 seems a little fast for a residential street.

    EggDog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I obey if I can't see it

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    #42

    Disappointed

    Disappointed

    anteazeg4 Report

    ML
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Includes deleted scenes

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy 3 get one free!

    Az
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now with 33% more seconds!

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. The extra 1 second is advertising.

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    ME R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its an extended edition with commentary.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the extra minute is for the ad?

    TheDemonUnderYourBed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The video is actually 3.-- something seconds long, so YouTube rounds up the decimal. On the publishing page where you can name your video, it says 3 seconds, but on a viewer's feed, it would appear as 4 seconds. Hope this helps!

    R3belB4nny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was thinking. Also, like ur username! =3

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    #43

    All Four Colors Lived Together In Harmony. Then Everything Changed When Green Went Rogue

    All Four Colors Lived Together In Harmony. Then Everything Changed When Green Went Rogue

    Lucario_45 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the FUN-LINH OPTIONS.

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite color is grenne

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This remote has too many funlinh options.

    Claire B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least green didn't go rouge.

    The Pansexual MELONLORD
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...only the Remote, master of all four colors, could save them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished. A hundred years passed and and my brother and I discovered the new Remote, a Remote named Sony. And although its clicking skills are great, it has a lot to learn before its ready to save anyone. But I believe Sony can save the world. SONY: THE LAST REMOTE.

    Jenny Li
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gryffindor: Brave students are worthy. Ravenclaw: Wise and smart students are worthy. Hufflepuff: kind student are for me! Slytherin: Ima build a f*cking chamber

    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, grenne. My favorite color

    Eleven-Stranger Things Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grenne really thats the best thing you can come up with

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    #44

    One [friggin] Job, Traffic Cone...

    One [friggin] Job, Traffic Cone...

    RaptureInRed Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sorting hat from Hogwarts had to pick up a second job.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone give that cone a blue pill..

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'After the franchise ended the Sorting Hat hit rock bottom'

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a little sad... Probably because it's Monday

    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's doing the job, just not having a great day

    Joonscrab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some erectile dysfunction lollll

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to get it excited first!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Viagra commercial...

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pop a viagra in the hole at the top

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    #45

    My Churches Anti Racism Slogan

    My Churches Anti Racism Slogan

    polan-can-into-space Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free racism for the first year to the first 50 people to sign up.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm torn. On one hand I hate racism, but on the other hand, I can't pass up a free offer.

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains the high amount of racists online

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump must be behind this crap.

    Carlota
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the course the "people" from the capitol riots took?

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to go looking for it, that's the quickest way to find it.

    Ripley Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... I mean, they're not wrong.

    The Other Jake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how they call it the dark web.

    Janna Gelfand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering s/he didn't know how to use an apostrophe, nothing surprises me!

    Carmen Flores
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are discriminating against # 51.

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    #46

    Restored The Sculpture Boss

    Restored The Sculpture Boss

    Neeldore Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need more proof. I'm calling shenanigans.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - https://www.theartnewspaper.com/news/spanish-sculpture-restoration-fail

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    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the face I make when my 14 remaining brain cells try to do math

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a travesty. This restorer had no right to even be holding this job. A 5 year-old would have done better.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an artist, this really boils my piss. These people need to be imprisoned. They are nothing more than vandals.

    Salty Old Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to wonder at this point if these are really just vandals who are doing this stuff on purpose.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and see another world famous amateur art restoration gone wrong. That will be ten dollars entrance fee, thank you, come again. Don't forget to buy your souvenir replica too.

    Bianca Looker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely artistic dedication to the ex president of the usa.

    Eiden D'Elia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it kinda does... maybe its a sign. though for or against, we will never know

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    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do they get these people? Have they all been lying in their resumes?

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    #47

    Hit Yourself You Will

    Hit Yourself You Will

    OxfordBlue2 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put this in, Yoda did.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hitting myself now, after reading this..

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look away for a few seconds after reading that to make sure it wasn’t just me being dumb and not knowing how to read :D

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and all of us both, Panda with....no name?

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    Livvy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what was this supposed to say. I've read it in like five different ways and it still makes no sense.

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hit yourself, you will, 3 months from now." I know that silhouette is flexing, but in some ways he looks almost about to punch himself.

    Cecilia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did Star Wars episodes come out as 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? In charge of sequence, Yoda was. You're welcome

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe im stupid or dont see it right... but can someone tell me what this is supposed to say?

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like something's missing..."You will thank us 3 months from now" would make sense...but hit yourself is a bit of an odd one out

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    Squidward
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've hit myself but I still don't understand

    that rando_;)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this saying. My tiny brain is confused.

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    #48

    I Can See/Hear You

    I Can See/Hear You

    harceps Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution.. it's not for everyone..

    Eaglez404
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an ear piercing, kids...

    mooo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how does that even happen?

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closed eyes, pierced ear. Oh so chic

    Chantel LaPere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first by glancing at it, i thought that was ghost coming out of his left side.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These mutants are getting everywhere now.

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    #49

    Left: How It Should Be Right: How They Did It

    Left: How It Should Be Right: How They Did It

    lolthebest Report

    Beverly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My God! So it's not just the US!

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The German headline (white letters) says "I am a self-opinionated female" and the lower case "e" changes the meaning to "I am a female with rights". The author of this poster might have tried to use a gender neutral term popular now but clearly failed to do so.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't fail to do anything, that's the entire point of the poster.

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    Joe McRee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y/lolthebest= Reddit user lol the best

    Musashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uhh...Good job guys. Let's move on...."

    n i k o
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And for just a couple dollars a month you can help these poor souls..."

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that kid needs exactly what they're advertising for

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, and I say this as having only A-levels German.... German is hard!

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was seeing the face of the forgotten teletubby for a few seconds???!!!

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    #50

    I Found A Use By Date Sticker In My Burger...

    I Found A Use By Date Sticker In My Burger...

    Derbycat1 Report

    Johnnee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one sad burger

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a burger in that burger?

    Džoniii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you eat that garbage anyways?

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need an expiry date for a burger? Who would save it for another day?

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sandwich maker is still looking for the sticker.

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    #51

    Yes I Would Love Some Online Rings

    Yes I Would Love Some Online Rings

    charger03 Report

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer C a e s a r s S a l a d

    PastelPoison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestky, my favorite snack is C h i c k e n F i n g e r

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they have expanded their menu.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the street food vendor was running a pyramid food scheme

    Bored Turtleduck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Online rings for school/work at home!

    Eleven-Stranger Things Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi welcome to chills try our new online rings Me:cool let me try it

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken finger? That sounds like a mutant chicken 🤢

    #52

    Ah Yes, My Favorite Chemical

    Ah Yes, My Favorite Chemical

    MrNagant11 Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't know what chemicals there are, but we know they cause cancer.

    panda123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only cause cancer if you live in California ;)

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This item is now illegal to sell in California.

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of cancer causing chemical requires 2 AAA batteries. What kind of product is this?

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    #53

    Found This While Shopping For Christmas Presents

    Found This While Shopping For Christmas Presents

    TheKeekses Report

    Russell Ellwardt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firday, the Day of the Christmas Tree

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got 4 out of 5, so not too horrible.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firday is the day you buy the tree.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's too early for me... What is it?

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    #54

    This Skeleton My Sister Bought

    This Skeleton My Sister Bought

    ZojFe__ Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the little skull face in the 3rd row of teeth! Um, what?

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought kids are scary.

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't forget to put the hands on backwards ! " . "I did boss !"

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something from a Tool video

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two missing - Hear no evil, and speak no evil.

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hum, so that’s what happens when Alien meets a human it doesn’t want to kill!

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to show this to my dentist...

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    #55

    Good Cheese

    Good Cheese

    Dexter2005-69 Report

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically you did say 'on' not 'in'.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have said "Extra cheese IN my burrito"

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on your burrito. You got what you asked for.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean because it's on the outside, or because that abomination doesn't qualify as cheese?

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a piece of orange plastic instead of cheese.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok..Went to a deli yesterday and had the new girl make my son a sandwich. She asked if he wanted it toasted..he said yes. Then we watched in horror as she put on the meat, cheese, lettuce, pickle and tomato and whacked the whole thing in the oven. Seriously? Who likes cooked salad on their sub sandwich?

    Zlaxcat Youtube
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still eat it. 🌯🌯😋😋

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know "in" and "on" are not the same word, right?

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    #56

    There Was An Attempt To Write Welcome In The Floor Using Stone Inlay

    There Was An Attempt To Write Welcome In The Floor Using Stone Inlay

    sorrybabyxo Report

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kind of got it right? A for effort:)

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emphasis would be on the 'Wee' sound though... that's not how Dracula would say it.

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    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in a Russian accent

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    #57

    This Door Handle Protector

    This Door Handle Protector

    gabriel_f Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a very thin patch, which may be covering previous door-handle related damage?

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    Chucky Leganjit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that wall made of? I don't think the door stopper is to blame here

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not their fault that the wall was made from paper.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so I became Death, the destroyer of walls---

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ayee door handle protector from nokia. don't drop it, the world might explode!

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    #58

    Ah, Yes. O P T I O N S

    Ah, Yes. O P T I O N S

    Chiaoats Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this apart from the picture quality. It is a 3-position switch with the centre position for OFF, and ON on either side. For example, Forward and Reverse, and other millions of examples.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to read. Step 1: Read and option (ON) Step 2: Flip the screen. Step 3: Read the OTHER option (NO). Problem Solved!!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EA when choosing between making the game online only or not.

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on. Because that's all you can do."

    Joe McRee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry I don't understand. You moved the camera a bit.

    #59

    Saw This Today Lmao

    Saw This Today Lmao

    GamingWithXpertYT Report

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lnae, word of the day kids.

    #60

    Concordia University Of Michigan Merch

    Concordia University Of Michigan Merch

    Potato_Demon_ffff Report

    Lorane Mutshena
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    going to this school is a dream CUM true

    Isaac Kim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear this enough and you'll eventually graduate CUM laude

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    Johnnee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did CUM get censored..for real..?

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loooong time ago when Sam Houston College was being built, some say it's original name was going to be Sam Houston Instituite of Technology.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why blank off CUM it’s pointless

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like something for a two year old i am concerned

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it better than South Hampton Institute of Technology?

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a big fan of Concordia University of Michigan. Except the ladies' part.

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    #61

    Drinking On The Job?

    Drinking On The Job?

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say that it might've been intended for the pub/bar market, where they're dispensed upside down. However, the label at the top is the same as the others.

    Thomas brennan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i worked in a pub they often had the optic bottles with the main label 'upside down' and the neck label the 'right way' - this was meant to make it easier to restock/find the right bottles quickly. Probably isn't the case here since every other bottle is the right way round, but you never know.

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    Sarah McManus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not upside down! It's an optic bottle for use in a pub

    Tequila4Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We didn't think you'd notice.

    Adam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, the up-side-down one is for bars. Like a soda machine.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🥃You shud alwaz test your merthandiz before ...what was i supposed to be doing?🥃

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this crap? REAL men drink Stowaway Jim! The most expensive Spiced Rum on the planet!

    Brigs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a security device that is taken off at the till point

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's the labels. Take another look.

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    #62

    I Just Wanted Gas

    I Just Wanted Gas

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that for motorcycles? Or filling a gas can?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't remember the last time I saw a single-sided gas pump. Somebody definitely didn't get the right equipment.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For motorbikes an lawn mowers only.

    #63

    Umm, I Think It Goes On This Way?

    Umm, I Think It Goes On This Way?

    GrXffXnYt Report

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh... yeah, close enough.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other end is screwed to your shoulder... That's how it works.

    Eleven-Stranger Things Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the robots are taking over the whole human rase

    #64

    Ah Yes, Skateboard

    Ah Yes, Skateboard

    DenkichuCalamari Report

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The selldom seen double skateboard

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is talented, being able to use two very short skateboards at the same time!

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign is technically right though; No skateboard here

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    #66

    I Mean They Tried

    I Mean They Tried

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These masks are masked..

    Emilycookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait did nobody notice the cloth mask was paper?

    Emilycookie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe they are trying to show that gendering clothing is stupid?

    Eleven-Stranger Things Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if its masks for men why is there a lady there unless the man is transgender or something

    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago

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    If she's included, I'm buying it.

    #67

    Ceilings In My Highschool Be Like

    Ceilings In My Highschool Be Like

    JustWak Report

    rgr8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that high school look like a prison

    Matheus Oliveira
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the underground facility of that film, Us

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Row one of column one..

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    #68

    That Better Be One Flat Hot Dog...

    That Better Be One Flat Hot Dog...

    K-pop-Unicorn Report

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can be used as hot dog buns in the event that you run out of actual hot dog buns. Done it several times, argueably better than an actual hot dog bun

    Levi Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone ever actually tried to make hot dog meat into a patty??

    Wendy Lam
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hotdog buns mistake for Hamburger bun

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Those are racist burger buns, not hot doggers

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    #69

    Lifesaver!

    Lifesaver!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cars do have foot-operated parking brakes.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but I've never seen a foot called a hand.

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does look like a hand pressed flat against the brake if you look closely

    Rob Dabank
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use handbrake, but please operate it with your foot for optimum results

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    #70

    What Happened Here ?

    What Happened Here ?

    JessyPkLover Report

    Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asphalt rut where all the vehicles brake. The line used to be straight.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two most likely explanations: Monday or alcohol.

    Mz Phit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expressionist Crosswalk: the extended cut (with liner notes!)

    #71

    Well I Like My Bus To Pots Aswell

    Well I Like My Bus To Pots Aswell

    JumpWithE Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can read this ... the bus had an accident.

    RandomArtGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant be the only one frustrated that they made "as well" one word

    InfiniteZeek
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    4 years ago

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    #72

    He Was “Just A Little” Drunk When Painting

    He Was “Just A Little” Drunk When Painting

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    #73

    And A First Grade Education Apparently

    And A First Grade Education Apparently

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    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It literally says create your own messages, gibber all you want ;)

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing wasn't a fail. It was portraying a person humming, then bursting out into song

    Eleven-Stranger Things Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea it just says create you own letters i dont see the joke in this one or why its a problem

    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just got too into the song and messed up the word

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    #74

    I'm No Colour Expert But...

    I'm No Colour Expert But...

    X-LaxX Report

    Great Panda Mamu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it is, the outside of the pencil is usually the same general color as the nib. So unless the entire set is blue, (and since it looks like a Crayola set, I’m guessing it isn’t) it’s still a fail.

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    CD Sherwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a crayola colored pencil.

    Optimus Primal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the person writing this was colorblind?

    Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put a colorblind person in charge of these things

    guy greej
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It that table top some sort of Rorschach test? I see several words.

    Man with nice beard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance i think it's a locus swarm

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *locust, my dude ... locus is a place where you'll find something.

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    #75

    Just A Click

    Just A Click

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    #76

    My Daughter Could Not Wait For Her Dog Toy To Bark...chinese

    My Daughter Could Not Wait For Her Dog Toy To Bark...chinese

    xhensishahini Report

    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely feel like it was unnecessary to include "Chinese" in the title

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she wanted the dog to bark in Chinese

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    Johnnee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this looks like your average made in china plastic crap.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, ain't gonna happen. But, to be fair, the Chinese are very good at creating something that they then distribute all over the World. White goods, plastic products and I'm sure there's something else ... now what was it?

    Willowbilly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no on/off switch, no metal contact plate for the batteries. It's never going to work. Who should they blame?

    that rando_;)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly thought she was saying the dog was going to bark in chinese.

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a perfect toy if parents want to sleep.

    Alethia Nyx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda a case of what do you expect when you buy your poor kid cheap s**t?

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That what you get with cheap Chinese products.

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was adding "Chinese" in the title necessary? Also in a lot of toys you have to add the batteries yourself.

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    #77

    Well Then

    Well Then

    Ledankyash Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah force a woman to carry that fetus she never wanted with all the "fun" of pregnancy, risk of losing job, then later painful labour and finally you are free from it. 9months is just a blink of an eye, right? /sarcasm. EDIT: ok i just saw the fail lol but I'm just gonna keep my original words so ppl can laugh at my ass not seeing the joke

    DforDory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sean Hannity, I wish I could make all men like you eat 20 pcs of Jabanero and watch you next morning on the toilet, and even then you'd be quarter of way from giving birth to a human baby.

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    BingeFest1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the technical issue with this one

    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatogamers2 Dude, you're reaching

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    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a similar one before. but on that one, the letters were misplaced. So I expected to see the same fail here, but got confused when it actually was correct.

    Hehehehehehehehe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see the fail besides being an anti-choice idiot.

    Hurrem Haseki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the mistake, can someone explain?

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Force men to carry foetuses and they'd all change their minds ...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm dumb, maybe it is because I'm a foreigner... But I don't see what is spelled wrong here.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what's wrong with this shirt. I must be tired, I don't see it.

    Hurrem Haseki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the mistake, can someone explain, please?

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