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Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?

Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.

Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!

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Stolen Porch

Stolen Porch

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?

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A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

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#7

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

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#8

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

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My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

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#11

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

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#12

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

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We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

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anarkzie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is going to be one hell of a domestic when they get in judging by the dogs face

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#15

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.

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#16

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

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#17

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

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#19

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

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#21

Guess I'll Die

Guess I'll Die

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.

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#22

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.

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#24

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

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Zenozenobee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape s**t is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.

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#25

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

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#26

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

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#27

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

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#28

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

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#30

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

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Andres Tejeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.

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#31

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

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Just One Mistype

Just One Mistype

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PickleRick
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha

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#33

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

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The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

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He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

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Crayons

Crayons

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Roger Haywood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?

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Kurtz Frausun
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dated a dwarf for 3 years and you wouldn't believe how often this happened. Eventually she had fun with it "I get a coloring book? AWESOME!"

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Herb Eaversmells
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not gonna lie, when they hand my 2 year old crayons and a coloring book. I color just as much as he does

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Valerie Lessard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how did people too dumb to tell the difference between a child and this guy get jobs at all, surely even waiting has standards. can they tell the difference between a cat and a dog??

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Faith Nicole
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was thinking the same. Just look at his face. Listen to the tone of his voice. That will clearly tell the difference between a kid and a man

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Fred Burrows
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm well over 6 foot and 300 lbs . I have to ask for crayons .

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Hayley Lightcap
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm on the bus I had to take deep breaths after seeing this picture.

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r3dd3v1lL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least he is Lusted after... (I'l see myself out.)

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Whawhawhatsis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not always funny, unfortunately. My daughter is a dwarf, and by the time she reached her teenage years this happened ALL the time. It's fun, though, when she would reply, "No, thank you, I'm an adult," and watch the person c**p themselves!

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Kiki
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to hear anymore nonsense from incels that women only date men who are at least 6 feet tall.

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Ben Steinberg
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how people are making dwarf and height jokes here. If this had been an obese person being body shamed would you all still be making jokes? You people suck...

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Vicky Zar
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking if it is "political correct" to call him a "dwarf". I see your point

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PandaMan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont find any humor in the comment above. Hey - are you sure the crayons weren't for his blond fiance?

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porcupine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see why he’d be offended, but that’s an honest mistake. I doubt the waiter was purposely picking on him.

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Master Markus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know. He REALLY doesn't look like a child so I feel like it could have been an insult.

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Nugget
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bastard waiter. Just because someone is small, doesn't make them a child. They should have looked before they acted.

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David Martin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story made me actually think about my life and I realized that even though I’m a 35 year old, allegedly grown up adult person...if the waiter hands me crayons and a coloring book, I’d be coloring

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Ginge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on people, telling dwarf jokes is not big and it's not clever... :p

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brider surris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being mistaken for a child: Unfortunate. Having the last name "Lusted": Awful.

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Just saying
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she kisses him in public, will she get arrested for pedophilia?

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Jo Choto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an understandable mistake. He has a really youthful face. Poor waiter must have been really embarrassed.

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Ian Carter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was probable that the waiter/waitress was busy and not paying attention to his face , it isn't an everyday occurrence to see a small person/dwarf is having a romantic meal. I bet the member of staff was mortified about the mistake. It must have been very embarrassing for all concerned but that the problem with society is he ( the dwarf) instead of complaining at the time or being embarrassed and just leaving went to the papers, why? to get as much money as he could.

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Peter Anka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh my gosh! just checked them on fb so I am safe to say: this lil fellow has to have a huuuge... self esteem ;)

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few years ago it would be mildly insulting, but nowadays there is coloring books for adults too. So what if the waiter was just being nice to the couple?

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Nik Sham
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One kiddy meal please, and dont forget the free ice cream

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Joe Clark
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FAKE. I don't see any crayons or colloring book in this photo.

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PeachPossum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is because the shame-faced servant took the away and took the photo instead.

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cwa92464
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Don't get mad. Order from the kids menu and some some bucks...then call her mommy when ya get home.

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There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

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#38

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

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#39

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

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This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

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