Imagine this scenario: upon waking up in the morning, you find out that you have overslept and now are late for work, so while pouring a quick cup of coffee you put salt instead of sugar in it. After you've locked the door and went halfway to work in your car, you spot that you are wearing your fluffy pink slippers, that are oh so inappropriate for work. When you've somehow managed to suffer through the day and decide to treat yourself with a nice meal on your way back home, lo and behold, your wallet is nowhere in sight. All pissed off as a bear awaken from its winter slumber you stomp into your house, trip on the doormat, fall and hit your nose, causing you a nosebleed. It definitely sounds like you are terribly unlucky, right?

Not to worry though, as you can always console with other peoples' bad luck and epic fails - all of us do have these kinds of worst days ever. All you can do, really, is get through it, get an early night, start afresh tomorrow, and forget about the sad story called yesterday.

Sometimes though, it's all about perspective. Are things really that bad? Maybe after seeing this list, compiled by Bored Panda, you'll change your mind a bit. Now benefitting from the funny fails of others is not usually something we encourage, but these people are having a really lousy day. So cheer up, it could be worse! Scroll down below to check these unfortunate folks out for yourself, and be prepared to feel some schadenfreude too!

#1

Nothing But Trouble

Nothing But Trouble

Bombastic_Sushi Report

cwa92464
Community Member
4 years ago

Own it and get out there!

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#2

Wholesome, But Still...

Wholesome, But Still...

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

This is actually cute.

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#3

Thank You, Facebook

Thank You, Facebook

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Madhu Mitha
Community Member
4 years ago

Happy birthday Gary!

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#4

Stolen Porch

Stolen Porch

TheCreatorLovesYou Report

Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen metal thieves having stolen railway cables or plumbing on construction sites but a porch?

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#5

A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

A Bird Flew In My Window, Sh*t On My Laptop, And Decided To Die Right In Front Of Me. How's Your Day Going?

JaMollyAdams Report

stellermatt
Community Member
4 years ago

trying to get on twitter

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

good that date and time of death is recorded

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Cygnus
Community Member
4 years ago

I would say your day is going better than that birds! LOL

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

everyones day is going better than that poor bird's

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Madhu Mitha
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor little birdie!

Liz Edwards
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than the bird's.

Karen Anderson
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow - all about you is it? The poor bird died!!!

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
4 years ago

Wasn’t a good day for him either

cwa92464
Community Member
4 years ago

waiting for windows updates to load

Maria Ines Molina
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor little thing

Ian Sirota
Community Member
4 years ago

My exact words, too.

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Bored Fox
Community Member
4 years ago

It is not dead. It is resting. And it is pining for the fjords.

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

it is a Norwegian Blue and it isnt quite dead yet - it is merely resting

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Being_Cori
Community Member
4 years ago

poor lil birdy, did you give it a good burial ?

Night Owl
Community Member
4 years ago

Protesting Windows 10

Xiaolaohu
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd say the bird's day is worse than yours so far.

Brenda Brown
Community Member
4 years ago

😢 poor bird!

Leann
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor baby did not want to die alone

KT Trondsen
Community Member
4 years ago

oh crap, what a way to go :/

Larry XK
Community Member
4 years ago

Once a bird flew into my balcony door fell down and died. I cried for hours

Regina Villano
Community Member
4 years ago

awww poor birdy

David Viesta
Community Member
4 years ago

So let me see: A “bird” entered your house without permission and spread “sh**”. Looks to me like an ordinary Trump’s tweet.

Aaron Kara
Community Member
4 years ago

I would say its good luck to be shit on by a bird, but lets be honest...this is a whole other situation

Sveta Smirnova
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes, everytime it happened, i bought lottery and i won a bit a few times

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
4 years ago

omg

Libby Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

That is some bad luck!

Ann Person
Community Member
4 years ago

oH MY GOD

Joanne Hudson
Community Member
4 years ago

HIS day was worse than yours.

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
4 years ago

Time to put screens on your windows.

Lily Grace
Community Member
4 years ago

I shouldn't laugh but I'm totally LOL

John Montgomery
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow. They say just getting a bird in the house is a bad omen. That's got to be times ten at least.

Billie Atkins
Community Member
2 years ago

Well. I'm scarred for life.

Kartika Aranda
Community Member
3 years ago

A good luck... but it's not Jesus ...

Jenny Lorenz
Community Member
3 years ago

This happened on my birthday lol

Erika Rosario
Community Member
3 years ago

How's my day? Better than that bird.

Kimberly Dunn
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahaha!!!!

Josie Coffman
Community Member
3 years ago

That us a omen......

LuB
Community Member
3 years ago

Hey, a shortcut to Mexico. Oh sh*t it's not

Daniel Marsh
Community Member
3 years ago

When I heard about birds flying into Windows, I didn't think they meant the operating system.

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

It's common knowledge that when a bird s---ts on you it means good luck. You had good luck because the bird s--t on your computer and not you then faced his demise.

Szilvia Fodor
Community Member
4 years ago

And Pick up your dog

Janetinabasket
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude. That's an omen. You okay?

Terri Connelly
Community Member
4 years ago

I always wondered where birds went when they die.🐦

Wyndmere
Community Member
4 years ago

Don't eat whatever he had for breakfast.

Felicia Dale
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor bird...

AzKahleesi
Community Member
4 years ago

aaand this is exactly why my bird's wings are clipped. That's so sad.

Burt Thomas
Community Member
4 years ago

At least I haven't tweeted my final tweet, like the little bird obviously did!

Angela Williams
Community Member
4 years ago

oops, lol

Just saying
Community Member
4 years ago

Awwwww

Edwin Lesperance
Community Member
4 years ago

At least it was a pretty bird...

Robin Dalton
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha

PandaMan
Community Member
4 years ago

You didn't respond to his tweet on Twitter.

Andrea Tapia
Community Member
4 years ago

lol !!

Linda Christian
Community Member
4 years ago

Warning: The bluebird of happiness is dead.

Kristin Gramling
Community Member
4 years ago

Bahahahaha

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry, I shot the bird!

DrVaseem
Community Member
4 years ago

It wanted you to help it.!! You could have just given it some water.. thats all it wanted. P.S. I am a Zoologist!

Sebastian Melmoth
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh wow...I feel bad for laughing. Hope it was a natural death and it wasn’t done in by bird flu or something.

lia minou
Community Member
4 years ago

wow that escalated fast.. O_O

michele zito
Community Member
4 years ago

Lullaby in Birdland!!!!!!

Fred Burrows
Community Member
4 years ago

He forgot the lock-screen password .

Sue Clasen
Community Member
4 years ago

I agree with you, Imagine the poor bird conking out after mucking while you tried to have a good moment. And after calling 911, and funerary services! what a day!

Pamela
Community Member
4 years ago

How's Your Day Going? Better than the poor bird! :(

Nik Sham
Community Member
4 years ago

What kind of bird is dat? Nice colour

Sam Petter
Community Member
4 years ago

Reverse Disney princess

Caren Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad karma, perhaps??

Jazmyn Wenger
Community Member
4 years ago

That looks like a paper cutout rather than a real bird...

Thorsten M. Weisner
Community Member
4 years ago

But the poor thing didnt die alone.

Captain Marvel
Community Member
4 years ago

Great, thank you.

Bored Bear
Community Member
4 years ago

You sure that is not mayonaise?

Jaguarundi
Community Member
4 years ago

Definitely the bluebird of misery.

Mikhail Mangia
Community Member
4 years ago

Thank god it's not a MacBook Pro

Marilyn Holt
Community Member
4 years ago

awwww

Nora AlMeida
Community Member
4 years ago

Hopefully, that person made sure to bury that bird; no flowers on the sand because it shocked said person and sh4t on that person’s laptop, though.

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

What do you do when stuck with a wild bird?? Seriously though if dead - do you bury it? or do you throw it in the bin if you have no outside space?Not happened to to me but I found myself clutching a pigeon which couldnt fly, on top of a ladder at 1am trying to get a box to put it in --then what?? You always put birds in cardboard boxes - but what do you do with them next?

Oh yeah tapas please!
Community Member
4 years ago

pretty much the same!

Savant
Community Member
4 years ago

wut

Savant
Community Member
4 years ago

what

Nikki D
Community Member
4 years ago

That's gotta be bad luck...

Mister Man
Community Member
4 years ago

Bye bye blue bird of happiness

Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
4 years ago

Really sad about the birdie

We Were On A Break!
Community Member
4 years ago

Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman argues that you shit after you die

Phoebes
Community Member
4 years ago

Except the bird shit before he died.

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furious_lover
Community Member
4 years ago

i CANNOT right now LMAO

Patricia Ross
Community Member
4 years ago

Lucky...the universe never speaks to me like that.

diane a
Community Member
4 years ago

this reminds me of the the perfect impression of a dove on a glass door - pure perfection due to the oils from its feathers. thankfully no iinjured bird to be found

bob
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably a Mac user who wanted to make a point by adopting a suicidal bird.

Paul Dixon
Community Member
4 years ago

That looks like mayo.

Ula
Community Member
4 years ago

It might be faking deade when scared

Smoky Doggg
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah Dell computers make me want to shit myself and drop dead too

Jae Jarvis
Community Member
4 years ago

you scared the s*it out of him to death!

Nuno Cavaco
Community Member
4 years ago

That's the perfect analogy for a shitty tweet that got reported.

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

hello call center... i have a bug

VM Hiraii
Community Member
4 years ago

Pass me your tweet!

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#6

Star Wars Disappointment

Star Wars Disappointment

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

this is indeed a dark place

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#7

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like

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Gareth Graham
Community Member
4 years ago

Cool, an in car chandelier

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#8

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

Bride-To-Be's Wig Fell Off During The Engagement Shoot, But She Totally Owned The Moment

RHPhotoarts Report

ravina nimje
Community Member
4 years ago

she is looking cuter without wig

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#9

Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain

Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain

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stellermatt
Community Member
4 years ago

amazing windows though!

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#10

My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

My Classmate Dyed His Hair And Then Realized He Was Allergic To Hair Dye

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Mehmet Akbulut
Community Member
4 years ago

They made a hair dye that makes you look like Justin Bieber.

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#11

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

At Least It's Funny For The Dad

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The Psycho path
Community Member
4 years ago

thats why you should check the plant's position before watering it

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#12

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

Elyse Brought Home A New Kitty Today! Gavin Hoefs Recorded Them Bonding On The Way Home

Becky Hoefs Report

Johnny Frostbite
Community Member
4 years ago

Kittens, a.k.a. adorable poop-factories

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#13

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

We Got Caught In The Rain. My Dog Despises The Rain

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anarkzie
Community Member
4 years ago

That is going to be one hell of a domestic when they get in judging by the dogs face

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#14

Is There Anything Worse Than This?

Is There Anything Worse Than This?

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Sharing is caring.

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#15

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

New Skeleton Found In Pompeii: This Guy Was Running From The Eruption, When A 300 Kg Boulder Hit Him Right In The Face

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

If I had the choice between this and suffocate, I'd go for the instant death.

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#16

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

That's Why You Shouldn't Wear Jeans With Holes On Sunny Days

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Or any other day, for that matter.

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#17

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

Needless To Say, I Don't Think It's Good News

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
4 years ago

It would have been hilarious if they had used a "fading" effect font!

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#18

Good Luck Using That Excuse

Good Luck Using That Excuse

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Ellis
Community Member
4 years ago

PhD: Pretty hungry Dog

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#19

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

Wife Asked Me To Check If The Chickens Laid Any Eggs. I'm Gonna Say No

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MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

that's some weird chicken

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#20

You Know Life Hates You, When...

You Know Life Hates You, When...

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

I can't make head or ass of this photo.

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#21

Guess I'll Die

Guess I'll Die

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Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
4 years ago

Being dead means you can't get arrested and you can't pay bills. Living the dead life does have it's benefits.

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#22

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

Well... I'm Not Going Anywhere, I Guess

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Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
4 years ago

Just start the car. The heat of the exhaust will melt the snow. Problem solved and you can still go to work. No lame excuses.

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#23

I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen

I Don't Need A Full Face Helmet, Karen

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Tor Rolf Strøm
Community Member
4 years ago

Lick your mouth and you got dinner.

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#24

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

Red-Eye Flight Seattle To NY And I Don’t Know These Kids. That’s My Seat In The Middle

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

It can be painful for kids to fly but it's something the parents need to take care. I admitt they can fail but not showing themselves when their kids go ape shit is lame. I would definitivly ask very loudly on the plain for them to show up and take their responsabilities with their monstrers.

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#25

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

I'm A Beginner Beekeeper And I Am Told That A Sting To The Face Is A Rite Of Passage. So I Have That Going For Me... Which Is Nice

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
4 years ago

nice eye. the open one.

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#26

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

I Split Up With My Boyfriend Yesterday And Fell Asleep While He Was Packing. Woke Up To See That He Stole My Toilet

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

He took what was rightfully his, because he is a piece of sh**!

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#27

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

Turns Out That My Irrational Childhood Fear Wasn't So Irrational After All

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cwa92464
Community Member
4 years ago

and that is why your parents always said: PICK UP YOUR FEET

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#28

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

A Crow Stole 100 Bucks From These Guys

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Piku
Community Member
4 years ago

Annnnnnddd that's a 20 rupee note.. :D

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#29

Well...

Well...

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Nitro
Community Member
4 years ago

HOW?!?

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#30

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

A Surprise... But An Unwelcome One, To Be Sure

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Andres Tejeda
Community Member
4 years ago

Well I see the whoomping willow reached a little too far to smack your vehicle.

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#31

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

There Was An Attempt To Drive Across The Frozen Lake

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Hikikomori
Community Member
4 years ago

And only footsteps returned.

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#32

Just One Mistype

Just One Mistype

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PickleRick
Community Member
4 years ago

This is the bane of my life, my wife is adamant I am seeing a woman called abby on the side hahahaha

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#33

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

My Best Friend’s Husband Had An Axe Fly Through His Windshield Yesterday While Driving On The Highway

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Samantha Bing
Community Member
4 years ago

That face is a guy that's thankful to be alive

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#34

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

The Day I Learned I Was Allergic To Bees While Working As A Beekeeper In Italy

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Shouldn't there be some tests before the job?

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#35

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

He Will Wake Up To A Haunting Realization

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
4 years ago

That loss of pizza makes me feel sad

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#36

Crayons

Crayons

metro.co.uk , walesonline.co.uk Report

Roger Haywood
Community Member
4 years ago

He said "I'm not Happy" and the waiter replied "Well, which one are you then"?

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#37

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

There Was An Attempt To Get The Ball Down

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not how you're supposed to play Quidditch

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#38

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

Ouch, That Must've Hurt

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Huzaifa Khalid
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh the misery, the pain and suffering... I've seen it all..

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#39

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding

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Daniel Morgan
Community Member
4 years ago

Have you tried putting it in rice?

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#40

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

This Modelling Job Was A Mistake

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
4 years ago

Did you get paid? Then it's not a mistake, it's just a job.

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