50 Epic Fails By People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

on the upside, smoke will drive them out ;o)

My milkshakes bring all the bees to my car, I spilled all over my car, bees are inside my car, help me I'm allergic to bees.

Push the car into the fire that'll get the bees out. Lemons, lemonade etc.

Um, those aren't bees, that is a wasp nest.

Bee careful

You don't do that in a restaurant!

Never understood how people is able to end a relationship in public rather than in private speaking personally and openly.

To be honest, you should never break up with someone in public. That probably makes it even worse.

I'm curious. Did someone in the back call out "Well, did she say yes?"

Wow, you're a jerk.

...Because thats exactly what you do with the body of the person you just murdered.....leave it on the front porch

It was a Monday. The dead body pickup is on Wednesdays and that's why they called.

like any criminal would left some body bag outside his house

I can definitely see the cause for concern--but that is a great decoration all the same!

Maybe you should get inflatable dragons next year. They still p**s off the neighbors, but not the cops!

Now you need to make a cool story to go with it involving a spy and torture.

Having lived in Australia I can believe a scar, though the impression is quite perfect for such a tiny emboss as on a coin

i have a seatbelt scar (texas)

... I wanna do this. *gets a portable heater and puts a penny under leg... roomate walks in* Wtf are you doing

leave a penny take a penny

This situation kinda sounds like a song for very little kids. In the end, which vechicle was the hero to help all vechicles that stuck together and ultimately solve the problem?

It would'n be easier to change the tire?

Learn how to change a wheel next time

Maybe they should see if there's something on the road before the next truck comes? o.O

That happens when bad people sprinkle nails on the road to get some business.

That dog isn't. (Beautiful fur.)

Hrrmph! Let’s see him sneak out of the water now!

First time I slept at my girlfriends house, the next day when she was getting her shower and I was getting dressed, her dog stole my jeans whilst I was stuck in my shirt. I ended up stranded in her room with no pants because the dog ran downstairs with them and my Gf's parents were walking about. She chewed them up pretty good too

Give them back fellow dog you don't wear pants they don't even fit right

Stealing or fetching? You decide.

I don't get why some men feel the need to be so vocal at the urinal. It's creepy...

At least they didn't heard you call your Penis a name. ,😝

Huh. I have to say I've never conversed with my toilet.