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If you’ve been online for more than a hot second, you know that regular units have become ancient history. In these modern times, tiny units aka smol animals capture the internet’s collective heart, and absolute units have basically become an integral part of cyberspace culture. But if the latter doesn’t ring a bell and you somehow missed how this adorable meme took the web by storm, this odd-sounding term refers to objects and animals that are round, hearty, and exceptionally out of proportion to their surroundings.

In fact, this phenomenon has even spawned a subreddit with the same name. Also titled 'Lads that you’re in awe at the size of,' the online community offers a variety of adorable and surprising pictures where critters and objects can’t even be compared to their peers. I mean, you wouldn’t believe how big some things can get! And we’re here to show you that there's absolutely nothing wrong with that — it only gives us more to love.

Below, our team at Bored Panda has wrapped up the newest batch of some of the best posts from the group, so continue scrolling to check them all out! Be sure to upvote your favorites and let us know what you think in the comments.

Psst! For more similar content, look no further than our earlier pieces filled with the absolutest of the units here, here, and here.

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    The online universe is fascinated by photos of absolute units. Whether it’s gigantic horses, chonky cats, or exceptionally huge plants, it’s hard to deny the inexplicable allure of this meme. And as netizens' obsession with comically oversized items seems to be beyond anything at this point, let's take a look at the origin of this amusing artifact, shall we?

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    The internet meme database Know Your Meme stated that the first absolute unit meme was born on December 13, 2017, when a Twitter user who went by the handle @mrreptoid wrote, "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," with regards to a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt standing next to the late Queen of England.

    Although the tweet quickly caught on with many people using it widely to caption their own pictures, everything took off in 2018 when the Museum of English Rural Life tweeted a photograph of ram with the title: "Look at this absolute unit." Adam Koszary, the museum’s program manager who submitted the tweet, gained over 98k likes and more than 27k retweets in the next couple of days.

    Now, over 1.3 million members of the 'Absolute Units' community get to enjoy this adorable phenomenon daily.

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    Jamie Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would name him Franks... to go with hims beans

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    But what makes this meme that pokes fun at objects that are comically and abnormally out of proportion to their surroundings so entertaining to us? To gain more insight on the topic from an expert, we reached out to Bradley E. Wiggins, Ph.D., an associate professor and department head of Media Communications at Webster Vienna Private University. Wiggins is a renowned author of The Discursive Power of Memes in Digital Culture, and his research interests also include digital semiotics and strategic communication.

    As Wiggins is about to give an invited keynote talk entitled Research Memes: Challenges, Pitfalls, and Opportunities at the Digital Research Data and Human Sciences (DRDHum) 2022 at the University of Jyväskylä, he was more than happy to share his thoughts on the matter.

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    Professor Wiggins explained that the shape of the animal or object doesn’t really have much importance when it comes to the draw of the meme. "But the placement of the shape in contexts where it is reasonable to be surprised makes sense that it has become so memorable."

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    "In other words, I think the point is really about a bit of surprise and delight together with some sense of familiarity with the content that makes it so memorable," he told Bored Panda.

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    Leanna Krys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freya, RIP...I'm still mad at how they handled this. There wasn't much time between the story of the boats sinking and the news of her being killed. Surely a decent decision could have been made if more thought was actually given. Funny how 'safety concerns' are always for people/property and not for the environment and nature in which the people are encroaching on.

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    #11

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    Ellis Tamura
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this might be the largest land mammal I've ever seen

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    #12

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    Interestingly, while many of us perceive the absolute unit as a common internet joke, Wiggins explained this is not the correct term to use in this scenario. And to those of you reading this article right now and scratching your head from confusion, the professor explained that a meme and a joke aren’t the same thing.

    It turns out that structurally, they are closely related, but there’s a slight disparity that internet aficionados should be aware of. "One chief difference is the visual component offered by the meme," Wiggins said.

    "The visual component gives context and meaning to the viewer, and the viewer's job is to laugh at it or be otherwise triggered (positively or negatively) and this can cause sharing, re-posting, etc. The choice to do this may be rooted in the desire to connect with others in impersonal ways. This is what social media, ironically, has taught us all to do, rather well actually."

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    #13

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    Manic Mama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you buy it, how on earth do you get it home?

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    #14

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    Moreover, it’s easy to be amused by something we wouldn’t otherwise see in our daily lives. "Encountering the absolute unit meme, or perhaps memes like it, online means some degree of 'taking us out of the ordinary', but it also suggests a longing, perhaps even a kind of yearning for something new to laugh about," Wiggins added. "Again, this may well be a side effect of social media."

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    This can even tell a few things about us as human beings. After all, memes are known as the perfect attention trap that captures our attention and doesn’t let it go. Feeling sick and tired of the people and the world around us, we often seek these tightly packaged chunks of information to find relief and unwind from our daily troubles.

    Professor Wiggins explained that when we succumb to the mindless scroll and look at our screens endlessly, whether standing in queues, waiting for appointments, or simply having nothing else to do, "we become transfixed by content that is largely designed for attention-grabbing and retention."

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    Janina Prado
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    He's just a cuddly little thing, looking for nose boops, tummy rubs, and a picnic basket.

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    "It makes sense that we go back again and again, seeking what we may never really know," he added. "The absolute unit meme is a moment, a flicker, a spark that starts and stops almost immediately. Yet you can experience this spark again and again and again. It's liminal."

    "That means it situates you between a 'now' state and a 'then' state, it's somewhere in between, like a wedding or graduation ceremony, they only exist because something ended and something else will start, but hasn't yet. But social media allows the liminal to become nearly permanent," Wiggins concluded.

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats the point in having a car that big though?

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big car, big ego, tiny- oh yeah there are children here.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never mind seeing a vehicle this size that’s actually doing work, but that shiny piece of shitt is just some man-baby’s pedestrian killer.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    CatScratch Beaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had never been in a vehicle this big till last summer I got into my cousin's truck & my first thought was, if a kid got into the road, no way he could see them.

    elemental
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heh i find it funny that the guy needs to defend his 5'9" by pointing out it's average male height lol

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to clarify that, because he's not a banana

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of truck I have at work, but its for...work...and needs to be large to carry everything, plus tow things. Not fun to drive or park.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, the parking .... in Amsterdam .... on a Saturday ... AAAAAAAAAH

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    Gareth Baus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need a super duty to get ridiculous, most trucks including the F150 are so stupid tall that I can't properly get snow off the windshield despite being 6' tall.

    Old Roadie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try adjustable handle brush-scraper combination. It works beautifully. Only $5 USD, before pandemic. Reaches all the way across GMC, Blazer, and Dodge.

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, instead of making them illegal let's make them really expensive to keep on the road. Oh that's every car. Never mind.

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truck like that will usually start at around $50,000 and that's for a farm rig. Start upgrading and they can go over $100,000.

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    Lori T Wisconsin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw one of these big boy toy trucks with the roof smashed in, trying to enter a multilevel concrete parking structure. LOL

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because they're big doesn't mean they know how to use it

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    Remy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend got hit by one of those while she was in a crosswalk last year BECAUSE the driver didn't see her!! She's ok now, but she broke her ankle and got pretty banged up

    Tim Gearing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The urban dictionary describes it and the owner perfectly;. “He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer”

    Barong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!, Puny Ford SuperDuty. Have a look at the BelAZ 75710. worldsteel...5c06d6.jpg worldsteel-Belaz-Dump-Truck-Size-HR-637a7975c06d6.jpg

    Old Roadie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's $2,000 to fill up farm combine with fuel, this week... wonder what costs that quarry climbing beast would generate!

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    Brooke Howard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember years ago when it was trendy for soccer moms to buy/drive HUMVEEs?? 🤦‍♂️

    Janie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like driving around in your living room!

    Justin Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still see over the hood, you need a ladder to get in mine

    Jessica J.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have a Ford F-350 Superduty, to pull their camper. I am 5'11"and their truck is not that tall. That truck has been lifted, I think. It's has a diesel engine, so they don't drive it much, except when they go camping.

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many oversized trucks where I live, they are the majority of vehicles on the road. Sucks to behind them in a car. They are slow. They block everything. Seems the people who drive these think they own the road. My dad used to say "They've got nowhere to go, and all day to get there."

    Emily Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does a truck size offend so many people? It's not a personal attack against you, it's a truck...

    sara fulmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother cracked her skull on a side view of one these things getting out of her car

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No less than 20 "male compensation jokes" in this one thread. TWENTY. C'mon, Pandas.

    LAP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of stupidly large vehicles but once I questioned why a petite mom and her daughter drove in a massive Chevy Suburban... turns out the daughter played the harp and they needed the cargo space... reminded me that I shouldn't be quick to judge.

    Audra Sisler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Booooo it's a Ford!!!! RAM trucks are just damn sexy! LOL

    Old Roadie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old Dodge trucks were the best. More torque in reverse gear than most trucks had in forward gears. They had a unique style, too. Ok... they were ugly ...but they ran without trouble for ages. New Dodge? Eh.

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    Keley Babs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine parallel parking that thing? Just WHY in a big city?

    R. W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owner has an extremely small penis.

    Liz-ard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn´t like to park that at a mall parking lot. Not even in the family car section.

    shado
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavement Pounders ... driven (problematically) in the city and has never seen a gravel road!

    Mary Ross
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they're parked, you can see nothing when you try to back your car out of its space. Fie on all large trucks!

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suxks gas and blinds everyone in front of it

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they producing more 4-wheel drives for the city folk, seems every mum that drives has one now. I cant even get up into one unassisted.

    Daniele Ribolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the important thing is that it's "super" something... as the brand on the hood says. it makes no sense in the city. One of the things I don't like about Americans is this mania for being big at all costs in everything...

    Cee Em
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason more pedestrians are being run over is because of massive vehicles like these... The driver is often don't see pedestrians in front of them.

    Thatkamloopsguy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But just imaging how small the owners pen is must be.

    Magnifico Giganticus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's totally necessary. Especially in the rough terrain of a city.

    Nick Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid driver insurance. They rather kill the person they hit then learn to drive.

    Brooke Howard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he flipping-off this gas guzzler?

    Scott Crowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eff you....I'll buy as big of a vehicle as I feel like having and not give a s**t what what you think.

    Péter Rózsahegyi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is true that this car is unnecessarily large, but if the OP was standing in front of a semi, that's much larger. Should we ban them too?

    Martin Usher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the expression ... "It's not the size that counts..."

    Rob Engel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those with very small weiner

    Scott Crowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can't afford one doesn't mean you've got to put down those who can.

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    CanidaeVulpes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why this assumption still is ok. I understand, some people who drive big trucks are assholes. So are some people who drive small cars. I know plenty of people who have bigger-than-needed trucks and they’re fine people. It’s something they enjoy. I’m sure we can all find something in our lives that are “bigger than necessary” that we enjoy.

    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a tow truck that had to tow out a crane that got stuck on a construction site. But in the city like that ? Must not be too long because I had to park my ford 350 ( also construction truck ) in a parking garage when I was forced by circumstances to drive it to downtown Alexandria, Virginia.

    suzemagoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As senseless in an urban setting as a mudroom in a condo but people want what they want.

    Sue Knerl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does someone have penis issues?

    Christoph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry about your wee penis" my partner would say

    DelvianBlue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see half a dozen of these driving to and from work every day here in the US. The people driving them (at least in my experience) are often bad tempered tailgaters going 100mph and likely as not flipping me off with one or both hands while doing so.

    Vylnce NA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love folks who live in cities and don't have a need for something and myopically assume no one else does either. How do you assume the farmers that grow your food move tractors and other equipment around? How do you think the giant horses in previous pictures get around the county? While plenty on people have giant trucks like this for no reason, they are loads of legitimate use cases.

    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much do you think the owner is compensating for??

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is literally no reason for anyone to need a car that size. I'm currently stuck with one of those as a rental after my car got hit by a deer, as it was the only vehicle the rental place had. No exaggeration, it does not fit in my driveway.

    Must Be Bored Again
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen them being use to pull a super large size horse trailer. Or a contractor doing delivery of his own construction supplies. Few and far actual legitimate uses.

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    Amber The bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s just jacked up really high, lots of those nowadays. My friends dad has a tick really jacked up and I have trouble getting into it and I’m tall for a female my height

    Judy Meade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a loud muffler...these guys are trying to make up for SOMETHING.

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh. This is in no way an absolute unit.

    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen car this big in real life and I hope I never will.

    Gwen LeMay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a ladder to check the oil or fill up windshield washer etc.

    Must Be Bored Again
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen a big truck that the husband gets out and brings a small stool over to his wife's side to help her get down safely. I have also seen them towing large trailers. Some of the trucks have automatic side steps so they can get in and out. $$$$$$$

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    Debs Bee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda: where respect for others went to die. Judgmental much?

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These one in our apartment complex. Idk how he gets it under the covered parking but he does. Has to back in. Gas and tires alone woukd be a huge NOPE from me.

    MongoMarcia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody beat me to the Richard jokes. (take that bp)

    Detroit Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those headlights should be illegal. They shine right in every single car. I hate them. I think the US Govt is trying to get the automakers to make them smaller.

    Øptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 4'9 oh god- would I even be able to GET IN THAT??

    Susan Betz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'2", sold cars and trucks for years, and yes, you could.

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    Cee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still waiting on a banana

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's every truck here in Arizona.

    Kennedy Kargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & you just know this truck has never even towed or hauled anything! Lol. Ppl who buy these trucks usually don't even use them for the reasons they were built. Lol.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to say, tons of replies saying "for towing stuff" like this truck has ever towed anything more than a cooler of Bud Light.

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    Gemma Cadd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any vehicle that has a hood more than 4 feet off the ground should not be street legal imo

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would cover most farm and logistics vehicles too.

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    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it makes the owner feel like his peen is just a little bit bigger.

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the average American males way of compensating for a small penis. Telling everyone they have a small penis and huge car payment is a weird flex.

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    #31

    The Size Of The Lockheed C5 Galaxy Compared To Other Military Planes

    The Size Of The Lockheed C5 Galaxy Compared To Other Military Planes

    Appropriate-Equal-43 Report

    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The C-5 Galaxy routinely carries 73 troops and 36 standard 463L pallets. The aircraft is able to carry two M1 Abrams main battle tanks, or one Abrams tank plus two M2/M3 Bradley fighting vehicles, or six AH-64 Apache/Apache Longbow attack helicopters.

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    #32

    This Straaaaaawberry I Saw In The Store

    This Straaaaaawberry I Saw In The Store

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    #33

    Chonky Carp

    Chonky Carp

    sytrus_2008 Report

    #34

    Absolute Units Of Bolts

    Absolute Units Of Bolts

    Ok-Entry9268 Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to require one BIG wrench...

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    #35

    The Size Of The Original Big Mac

    The Size Of The Original Big Mac

    Mr-Fahrenheit_451 Report

    #36

    This Carrot

    This Carrot

    atkinsoncjedi Report

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is a carrot if you're brave enough.

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    #37

    Absolute Unit Of Communications Wiring Bundle

    Absolute Unit Of Communications Wiring Bundle

    Nruggia Report

    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is why they invented Wifi and Bleutooth

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    #38

    Before Chainsaws This Was The Length Of The Two-Man Hand Saw And Heavy Duty Axes That They Used To Drop These Tremendous Trees

    Before Chainsaws This Was The Length Of The Two-Man Hand Saw And Heavy Duty Axes That They Used To Drop These Tremendous Trees

    ShAd0vv_kill Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or did they crush a small house in the background?

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    #39

    This Dude’s Squeegee At Illinois State University

    This Dude’s Squeegee At Illinois State University

    Campingcam Report

    #40

    The Black Crack, A 65-Foot-Deep Fissure Along A Trail In Canyonlands National Park In Utah

    The Black Crack, A 65-Foot-Deep Fissure Along A Trail In Canyonlands National Park In Utah

    j3ffr33d0m Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bottom 10 feet is just dropped water bottles and hats

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    #41

    18 Year Old Mike Tyson’s Neck

    18 Year Old Mike Tyson’s Neck

    berrygay Report

    #42

    Absolute Unit Of A Gumball Machine (My 5'6" Shy 13 Year Old Son For Scale)

    Absolute Unit Of A Gumball Machine (My 5'6" Shy 13 Year Old Son For Scale)

    Red-Chief-420 Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should’ve been wearing a banana costume

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    #43

    A Vietnamese Guy With His African Bullfrogs

    A Vietnamese Guy With His African Bullfrogs

    eddiecool123 Report

    #44

    I Got To See This Monster In Iceland. What An Absolute Unit!

    I Got To See This Monster In Iceland. What An Absolute Unit!

    gulasch_man Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleipnir was the name of Odin's giant eight-legged horse. Seems fitting for this!

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    #45

    Monster Morel

    Monster Morel

    sarbanharble Report

    A C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like so much like a dirty paw on the bottom? It's messing with me!

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    #46

    Statue Of Unity In India (Biggest Statue In The World)

    Statue Of Unity In India (Biggest Statue In The World)

    Big_James993 Report

    Austin Starr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the money that went into building the statue could have fed and housed a lot of people.

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    #47

    This Case Of Beer

    This Case Of Beer

    Shazbot_2017 Report

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, you know you have a drinking problem when you're buying the 1844 pack for yourself...

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    #48

    I See Your Absoluteunit Of A Dandelion And Raise You The Absolutest Of The Dandelion Units

    I See Your Absoluteunit Of A Dandelion And Raise You The Absolutest Of The Dandelion Units

    Gluten_maximus Report

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    #49

    Apparently My Thumb May Be An Absolute Unit?

    Apparently My Thumb May Be An Absolute Unit?

    Tge287 Report

    Donny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thumb war wrestling champion ten years running.

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    #50

    Bugatti Tyre Next To Normal Car Tyre

    Bugatti Tyre Next To Normal Car Tyre

    IceCoolTea Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend fitted 315's to his car and showed us a picture of a stack of tyres. A first glance we thought it was 4 tyres stacked - it was 2! Standard width we run is 225, and smaller cars run about 165. The Bugatti tyre looks like it is more than that, but that's what you need to put 1000HP down onto the road. I suspect the fronts are somewhat narrower!

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    #51

    This MMA Fighter

    This MMA Fighter

    tenghu Report

    #52

    Bariatric Toilet At My Job. Size 9 Female Foot For Comparison

    Bariatric Toilet At My Job. Size 9 Female Foot For Comparison

    Melibee33 Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put your shoes on the toilet seat!!

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    #53

    This Man From 1911 Running For Sheriff

    This Man From 1911 Running For Sheriff

    atmatthews Report