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Struggling to end your emails with something other than “Best” or “Thanks”? You’re not alone. Choosing the right email sign-off can be surprisingly tricky, especially when trying to be funny, sarcastic, or just slightly different.
That’s why we’ve collected some of the funniest, weirdest, and most relatable email sign-offs we could find. Whether you’re writing to your boss, customer service rep, or best friend, these quirky closings might become your new go-to.
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#2
No trees were destroyed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
#3
Stay positive and keep testing negative.
#4
To infinity and beyond.
#5
Congrats on reading this whole email.
#6
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
#7
May the odds be ever in your favor.
#9
Live long and prosper.
#10
All social problems have a technical solution. That solution may or may not be socially acceptable.
Pop Culture References 🎬🎤
- May the Force be with you.
- Live long and prosper.
- To infinity and beyond!
- Stay classy, San Diego.
- Yabba Dabba Doo!
- As if!
- Inconceivable!
- Here's looking at you, kid.
- I'll be back.
- Hakuna Matata
#11
Sarcastic And Passive-Aggressive Sign-Offs
May your Monday be full of coffee.
#12
Don’t stop believin’.
#13
This message is transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Reminds me that Richard Feynman once suggested, I think not entirely seriously, that there might be only one electron in the universe but it travels through time so it appears in many places at once.
#14
May the Force Be With You.
#16
Computers follow your orders, not your intentions.
#18
If it’s not broken, let’s fix it till it is.
#20
Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers are satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs are fed and ready to fly.
Food-Related Puns 🍕🥑
- Lettuce, romaine friends.
- You’re the apple of my eye.
- Don't forget to smile.
- Peace, love, and tacos.
- You’re an honest pizza worker.
- Thanks a latte.
- You’re souper!
- Have an egg-cellent day!
- Stay sharp as cheddar.
- Olive you lots!
#21
Ridiculously Creative Email Endings
Tag, you’re it.
#24
Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard? Thespacebarisbroken
#26
I’ve already told you more than I know.
#27
Hasta la vista.
#28
Stay awesome.
#30
Yabba Dabba Do!
Animal-Themed Humor 🐶🐦
- Stay pawsitive!
- Bee in touch.
- You’re purrfect.
- Catch you on the flip side.
- Don’t be a stranger, little duckling.
- Take care, wild thing.
- Stay feathery!
- Keep swimming!
- Hoppy trails!
- Stay cool, cat.
#31
Short And Witty One-Liners
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down.
Heather Wolmarans 2 years ago
This is from the Tank Girl movie!!!!!! My favourite of all time! "It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down and I really have to go now."
#36
iPhone. iTypos. iApologize.
#37
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
Beth Davis 1 year ago
and then all the grammer natzis will say, "from where can I download one of those?"
Tech and Geek Speak 🖥️📎
- Ctrl + Alt + Peace Out.
- May your code compile.
- In byte-sized pieces.
- Keep calm and reboot.
- Stay connected.
- 404: Sign-off not found.
- May your bandwidth be broad.
- Live long and geek out.
- To the cloud!
- End of line.
#41
Reddit-Approved Sign-Offs That Actually Work
Thanks – I’ll see myself out.
#42
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
John Anderson 2 years ago (edited)
Bwahahaha. Did this to a co-worker once. He (like me) typed with two fingers staring at the keyboard. It was hilariuos to watch him look up and scream profanities at screen. "WTF! That's not what I just typed!"
#50
Best Funny Email Sign-Offs To Copy
I hit the CTRL key, but I'm still not in control!
#54
In the beginning, the word was, and the word was content-type: text/plain.
Ryan Wilson 2 years ago
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
#56
The above was written as part of an attempt to waste time.
#67
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
#68
Thanking you, dearest one, and blessing the hours you have left.
#70
Relatable Email Sign-Offs We’ve All Used (Or Should)
Hope your (day) is going swimming.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
My day isn't going swimming, but I've drowned a few weekends in my time.
#76
Well, I've got to get back to work. When I stop rowing, the slave ship just goes in circles.
#77
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
#78
Thank goodness it's Friday!
When it comes to crafting the perfect email sign-off, the struggle often mirrors the challenge of composing a compelling opening line in an essay. Much like essay writing where creativity meets structure, finding a sign-off that encapsulates your message while remaining professional is an art in itself.
For a humorous take on tackling these writing dilemmas, check out this amusing collection of memes that explore the trials and tribulations of essay composition.
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