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Duolingo is a free language-learning app whose mascot is the eccentric green owl. Duo's genius is never ending, from the easy "Salut!" in French to the more difficult "Tekisuto o nyūryoku" in Japanese. Duolingo is great for language learning and very funny too! Some sentences are able to be used 24/7, like the ones below.
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#1
Comfort Food
Final score:
21points
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#2
Extra Special Effects, I See
Final score:
20points
#3
Love Knows No Bounds
Final score:
19points
Bubblegum Witch 2 years ago
Send to ur crush. 100% chance they either date you or block u. For legal reasons I can’t say which ;)
Legless_snake 2 years ago
This is a great pickup line. Only someone stole my legs. So it doesn’t work
#4
Duolingo Has Decided To Remind Us About Politics That Many Many Of Us Would Prefer To Forget
Final score:
17points
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
He promised!!! Why didn't He keep his promise??? Why is this world so cruel?!?!!?
#5
What Happens When You Go To Africa?
Final score:
15points
#6
The Painful Truth
Final score:
15points
#7
You Must Choose!
Final score:
15points
a random catgirl (she/her) 2 years ago
I choose cake. WAIT WHAT? CAKE WAS A LIE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#8
Onion The Ruler Of The World
Final score:
14points
tired sandwich 2 years ago
Onion be like: FEAST ON MAH ACIDIC PROPERTIES U PATHETIC HOOMAN AHAHAHAAA
#9
Normal Marriage
Final score:
12points
Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 2 years ago
Bro, I hope see they see this! We need to summon them
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#10
A Sensible Question
Final score:
12points
LET HIM COOK 1 year ago
wet dreams while holding a signed die hard poster from 1988 goes hard asf
#11
Translate This:
Final score:
11points
SH Holmes 2 years ago
Neither am I, I haven't finished putting myself back together after the last time I fell apart.
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I Have No Doubts About This One
Final score:
11points
#13
Death vs. Love
Final score:
11points
Vivian Valencia 1 year ago (edited)
NO. (edit: I've lost all hope in humanity. Go ahead.)
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#14
Are You Ready?
Final score:
10points
#15
Below Is A Sentence That Will Explain To You How To Tune Out People You Do Not Want To Hear
Final score:
9points
LET HIM COOK 1 year ago
Yeah I jerk off to jlo I jerk off to Paris M***********s don't even know that I ain't the only n***a who like this Pull up in my Rolls, sippin on that Bacardi Yeah I'm the real g, I f****d Tom Cardy Hell yeah I f**k men Why the hell not Everybody deserves that s**t, what can I say, I'm a thot You're no alpha The f**k you sayin'? Lil b***h you better hope your a*s is prayin' Cos if it ain't, oh no, you boutta get your world rocked By the big black n***a in the back we call him Flint Lock You drop the soap Screamin' for the pope Contemplatin' bout pullin' that rope While I sit there, scratchin' my balls and smokin' my dope D***s? You wanna talk d***s? I got LSD, crack, all that good stuff. Don't even try to f**k wit me. When I'm drunk? (Oooh, dawg) your a*s gon rest in peace In peace In peace Peace? Hell nah, you don't deserve peace! P**s! Rest in p**s, dumbass c**t! Yeah, I told that n***a Hell nah what's that crackhead gon do to me? Smoke off dumbfuck
#16
Has This Happened To You?
Final score:
9points
tired sandwich 2 years ago
When I was young I didn't WANT to wear pants (not me specifically just like some people are like)
#17
Bathroom Habits
Final score:
7points
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
Could just be a parent having a quiet snack whilst the kid(s) are around?
Silvermidnight (Submission author) 2 years ago
Or they are eating something really interesting . . .
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The Truth
Final score:
7points
#19
Is Duolingo Roasting Me?
Final score:
7points
Silvermidnight 2 years ago (edited)
"Here, have your sh*t back. I mean shirt." 😅 And no, Duolingo is not roasting you. Duo is kind of cruel this way.
#20
Duolingo Be Having An Identity Crisis
Final score:
7points
Silvermidnight 2 years ago
"What is tea What is water Who am I" You are "banana drinks the book"
#21
Great Life Of Owen
Final score:
6points
Silvermidnight (Submission author) 2 years ago
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#22
Duolingo Complementing Thyself
Final score:
6points
Silvermidnight (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yes. Or I would have been Friday's victim . . .
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Duolingo Getting Personal -
Final score:
6points
#24
Plain Dark
Final score:
6points
Henry Russell 2 years ago
well at seven am waking up in the morning. gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal
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#25
Ice Cream With Mustard
Final score:
6points
Michael Smith 2 years ago
I do believe that's worse than the one I got... "The girl eats cheese and sugar"
#26
Really…
Final score:
6points
Silvermidnight 2 years ago
And the other rude owl will respond: "no you" Wish there was less of this insult ;-;
#27
Horse Fairy Dentistry
Final score:
5points
#28
Vampirism?
Final score:
5points
T5n 2 years ago
Well, the guy does look like a younger version of Dracula (from Grin Adventures of Billy and Mandy, that is)
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Not A Sentence - A Plea
Final score:
5points
#30
Duolingo For Duolingo
Final score:
4points
#31
Replace The Name "Owen" With Any Other Name In The Sentence Below
Final score:
4points
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
Was this while he was eating a parsnip in Antarctica?
#32
A Contradiction
Final score:
4points
#33
Hello, Bruce! Welcome!
Final score:
4points
#34
What Happens When You Don't Know What To Say:
Final score:
3points
#35
Amen, Duolingo, Amen
Final score:
3points
#36
Bread
Final score:
3points
#37
I've Come Across Some Duolingo Doozies In My Time
Final score:
1point
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What do you think ?
smolspeedycats 2 years ago
lord, the "i am eating bread and crying on the floor" one resonated with me
Why should I tell you my full name 5 months ago
like this is normal in everyday life
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 2 years ago
I'm learning Welsh and Japanese on Duolingo, I struggle as languages do not come easily for me but I'm having fun. Some of the weird sentences they get you to translate really throw me as they often don't make sense because they're daft. I recognise the words but cannot for the life of me, work out what order I'm supposed to put them in. It's still fun though. I'm hoping I'll get something weird enough to add to this threads contributions 😊
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
I got one that was "There is a man with a knife behind the curtain!" While I was alone. In a dark room.
Noah NEWMAN 5 months ago
actually, now that i think about it, duolingo max is a waste because techinally you want the ads because you get time off from the flipping madness of duolingo
Noah NEWMAN 5 months ago
i once had one saying, the bad tortoise ate on the green flying octopus why duolingo, why!?
smolspeedycats 2 years ago
lord, the "i am eating bread and crying on the floor" one resonated with me
Why should I tell you my full name 5 months ago
like this is normal in everyday life
Load More Replies... weatherwitch 2 years ago
I'm learning Welsh and Japanese on Duolingo, I struggle as languages do not come easily for me but I'm having fun. Some of the weird sentences they get you to translate really throw me as they often don't make sense because they're daft. I recognise the words but cannot for the life of me, work out what order I'm supposed to put them in. It's still fun though. I'm hoping I'll get something weird enough to add to this threads contributions 😊
3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago
I got one that was "There is a man with a knife behind the curtain!" While I was alone. In a dark room.
Noah NEWMAN 5 months ago
actually, now that i think about it, duolingo max is a waste because techinally you want the ads because you get time off from the flipping madness of duolingo
Noah NEWMAN 5 months ago
i once had one saying, the bad tortoise ate on the green flying octopus why duolingo, why!?
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