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It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?
Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.
Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.
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#1
Sheryl The Poodle
Enomfon Asuquo 8 years ago
I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
We all know a Sheryl...Judging us... Running the Church bakesale...
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Victoria Anderson 3 years ago
My mother. Only difference is she doesn't wear turtlenecks. And her name starts with C, not S.
Tifferooski 8 years ago
So accurate. And the turtleneck. Well done my friend, you have her pegged.
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Phil The Bulldog
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Been there Phil. Pro tip: say you're going to the restroom , get in the car, and never look back.
logical fallacy 8 years ago
Here's a hug from someone who'd love to see the Niagara Falls, Phil.
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
Noo, don't do it, Phil! Just give your kids for adoption, file for divorce and enjoy life
Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
Awe! Looks like a person I have seen before at Niagra Falls... He was probably tired of waiting on his wife.
#3
Darlene The Chihuahua
Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
Haha! Reminds me of my grand!a who still sends me birthday cards with a crisp $10 bill. Love!
Lisa-Marie Dhondt 8 years ago
What nobody realises is, Darlene is a widow...by choice!!! Harold made that old shoe 'joke' about the meatloaf ónce too often...
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Erik The Grey Vizsla
Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
What a manly dog! He has a nice chest that is worthy of showing off by unbuttoning his shirt. Good career, nice looking, I may have to tell my Great Dane Sadie about this one. Does he prefer tall (model like) females?
#5
Trevor The Brussels Griffon
Jennifer Mckenna 8 years ago
It looks like chewbaca trying to "dress up" haha. :) I seriously hope his name is chewy or something. It's perfect. I mean maybe not the rest of him but that face is a dead ringer. :)
#6
Gage The Husky
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
Do you think they will notice I am a dog when I go to buy medicinal Marijuana?
Jo Dee Musselman 7 years ago
We didn't know he was ill! A "get well soon" card is in the mail.
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Sharon The Chihuahua
Enomfon Asuquo 8 years ago
She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde
John L 8 years ago
We certainly cannot label her a 'Drone' since that is for males. Can someone else come up with the correct name?
Pattie Kelly 8 years ago
Well don't just stand there fill my glass don't you know who I am ???
Jo Dee Musselman 7 years ago
A college educated woman in the 1960s. Having a career would reflect poorly on her husband!
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Debbie The Retriever
Anne Moe 8 years ago
This is what happens when humans outsource the "becoming your mother"-thing to dogs. The dog will now be taking all important decisions, but in a quiet, shuffling behind you and keeping tabs-kind of way. She will effortlessly have you believing that you are in fact making these decisions for yourself, by making only the faintest suggestions such as a tug on the leash, a chin firmly planted on your knee, or "The Eyes". Her main weapon of choice against bad decisions or human hesitancy is a guilty conscience, implemented with "The Look". She will never directly guilt-trip you, though. She will have you do that to yourself, because this dog is all about teaching self-reliance through secure attachment. She's awesome.
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Brock The Golden Retriever
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Darryl The Hound
Jo Dee Musselman 7 years ago
Oh! He must be the guy who fell off your roof and is threatening to sue you!
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Eric The Chihuahua
Dnelle1972 8 years ago
No, no. Lars, 33. Scandinavian, works as a cheese specialist at the flagship Whole Foods in Pasadena. Plays the ocarina and only watches art house films.
Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
I would consider hooking him up with my dog Bella... They have the same vibe to them and she is a nymphomaniac lol.
#12
Brooke The Pekingese
Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
Plus she looks like she may have a large inheritance and a butler service along with full access to a spa.
John L 8 years ago
At least she has kept up her appearance with good grooming. :D
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Tree P 3 years ago
I was thinking the same! I had a Pekingese, and he did not look like this doggo!
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Jennifer Mckenna 8 years ago
"Well I do declare!" Haha. Movie southern rich people are so lame. :)
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Barbara The Pug
Beatrice Alighieri 8 years ago
She's also the one who always demand to 'talk to the manager'.
Load More Replies... Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
Next... My dog is not into bible thumpers. I try to explain to him about god but he just looks right through me and asks for a treat in order to change the subject.
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Sharon The Yorkshire Terrier
Daniel le Roux 8 years ago
I think Sharon also sends back every meal she orders at a restaurant too....
Beth Scala 8 years ago
Luv her, but HATE her! Worked at Kroger for 13+yrs...saw this sooo much! But 1 MALE CUSTOMER WAS THE WORST..DREADED SEEING HIM WALK IN, PRAYED HE WENT 2 ANOTHER CASHIER!😣😣😥😭😢😁😁🤣🤣
Beth Scala 8 years ago
PS AND MANAGEMENT ALWAYS, ALWAYS, BROKE THE RULES 4 HIM-EACH X TOLD HIM LAST TIME!! NOT😝🤑🤤😬😡😠
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Greg The Chihuahua
Sanchit Jain 8 years ago
your dp almost looks same, though with less hair :P
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Hahaha, Degree in Life! (Fast Food chain, Assistant Manager, in training)
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Hank The Griffon
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.
Daniela Rega 8 years ago
This is too funny! That's my dog @mynameisChamaco ! Don't tell him you know his toupee secret IMG_0748-5...70fac9.jpg 
Melissa Nunya 8 years ago
So who do you think he looks like? Lol so far we have Elvis, Bruno Mars, little Richard :)
Load More Replies... Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
He should do Elvis impersonations and marry dogs in Vegas. Those rich people from California are dumb enough to pay big money for this. It could become a lucrative career.
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Keri The Whippet
Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
My immediate thought was "has budget of $900k on house hunter show".
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Verner Carlberg 8 years ago
I had a friend just like this. She once cleansed my aura with chrystals, because it was very muddy in its colours, and it's not supposed to be. Well, for some reason I started laughing, and she got very upset and refused to ever cleanse my aura again. Last I saw her, she was a (sadly, I'm not kidding) pet acupuncturist and studying to be a pet reflexologist. I kind of miss her though, we all need people like that in our lives.
Andrew Gibb 8 years ago
Had the most disgusting dump whilst posing for the photo, got shaky legs doing it. You will stand in it later and get it all over the inside of your car
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Beth The Mutt
Charm Valenzuela 8 years ago
looks like my uncles's cousin's cousin's friend's sister's mother-in-law's aunt
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Samantha The Spitz
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Broderick The Pitbull
Becca Kuehn 2 years ago
Broderick looks like he rides a vintage Harley Davidson with a custom paint job.
#22
Liz The Shiba
Monty Is Fiennes 8 years ago
That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.
Terri Rowland 8 years ago
That's definitely a constipation grin... you can see the pain in the almost closed eyes 💝💖😬💩
#23
Gerrard The Hound
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"
Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
Oh, yeah!! Fortunately, the students he has nowadays never had to LISTEN to the Dead. I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE G.(oddamned I'm glad you're) DEAD!! Why the fucken hell did anyone ever think these guys had any musical talent? I mean, I guess it was because it was the only place their followers got enough drugs to think it worth it. Personally there have been no amount of drugs to make the Greatful Dead worth it to me...
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Thomi Thompson 8 years ago
Totally looks like my senior year English Literature teacher. Tries to sound sophisticated by ending his sentences with "or what have you".
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Michelle The Chihuahua
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
This reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service
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Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
He has that intelligent and artistic vibe going... The hair gives him a strange type of appeal that many dogs will think is hot!
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Kateřina Eff 7 years ago
Oh s**t... that dog is me! No,wait - I'm almost 35 but I look 26, right? ... Right???!
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Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
Yup. And I am vegetarian-ish. I have started eating seafood as a compromise to my husband-of-the-year (as I like to call him. I've only been married 2 1/2 times and did not really do any of it for gain. I will NEXT time however...). My husband loves barbecue and ribs most of all. I recognize these people much! BTW, are you an Aussie? You certainly look like one...
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Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
Lol. Vegan.. She looks like a dog that loves to hike and do outdoor adventures. The vegan thing may put off potential suiters.
Haley Perry 8 years ago
I have a cousin named Chelsea who is exactly like this, I even have a pic of her on the beach wearing a similar hat. Insanity. Spot on!
Haley Perry 8 years ago
My cousin!!! Holy s**t! Spot on. I even have a pic of her wearing a hat like this at the beach! Insanity!
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Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
Great God!!! My 1-year-old puppy looked at this and was horrified. WHERE IS THE POISON OAK/IVY/WHAT HAVE YOU. WHERE ARE THE BURRS...AND...AND...THE DIRT!! This dog needs to go outside and get those shoes dirty... And, yes, my dog rules my life so I don't brush her out as much as I need to. But we DO get our feet/paws dirty all of the time!! (gorgeous dog, btw. Love me some sheltie)
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
Definitely both but not because it's hip, because he has a gluten allergy (which he doesn't) and is "way" into animal rights (which he's not)
Load More Replies... Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
He is very metro sexual looking with that hair. I love it! Beautiful dog and I think all dogs have a little bi-sexuality in them. So if interested I would hook him up with my amazon beauty Grate Dane if he likes tall women?!
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Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
I hope you are talking about Limbaugh because the first thing that came into my head was the Prog band from Canada...but that's just me.
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Stephanie Hill 8 years ago
He is headed for Charlie’s couch on AngerManagement. Just call him Ed.
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earringnut 8 years ago
this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!
Keira Holland 2 years ago
People think this is seventh grade?? That is honestly really sad. This is first, second grade, at the very, very, very least.
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John L 8 years ago
This is definitely hard to swallow. Retrievers are always so positive and when they are serious, like now, they are always wanting to help. This has gotta be "Fake News". 😱
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logical fallacy 8 years ago
Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.
Signe Manat Hansen 8 years ago
I hope she keeps her ice cream in the freezer and not the fridge
Emily Stander 6 years ago
I only saw the towel at first, and I sorta expected it to be a Chihuahua
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Jilltdcatlady 8 years ago
Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.
John L 8 years ago
She just naturally knows what's good for everyone. Definitely a Progressive. 😱
Mimi Dean 8 years ago
My adoring, self-righteous treasure of a grandmother, whose name was Exa Lou Mulcahy ("Mulkey") Isaacs. Always wore dresses, stockings and sturdy Oxfords. Gave wonderful, bone-crushing hugs. Smelled like Jergens lotion. Met Pop when she was a young schoolteacher and he was a principal in Jessamine County, Ky. Always called him "Charles." Made a meatloaf that would set you free.
Izzy's Maid 8 years ago
But, as long as you were not "differently colored" was pretty damn good to you .....😱
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Bway_Gonnabe11 8 years ago
that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge
wolf._.envy 8 years ago
🎶Alexander Hamilton...my name is Alexander Hamilton... and there's a million things i haven't done... JUST YOU WAAAAIIIT!!!🎶
wolf._.envy 8 years ago
🎶Alexander Hamilton... my name is Alexander Hamilton... and there's a million things i haven't done.. JUST YOU WAAAAAIIIIT!!!🎵
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wolf._.envy 8 years ago
omg doesn't move her arms when she walks... Seinfeld anyone??? anyone???
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Tifferooski 7 years ago
OMG I can definitely see that necklace and hat going with a brightly colored sarong. 😂
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Parmeisan 8 years ago
They can't ALL make the best casserole on the block, Becca. ...Well, unless they're all tied for first. ...Carry on.
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Virgil Blue 8 years ago
Is actually related to royalty but decided not to make a fuss over it.
Keira Holland 2 years ago
FINALLY a lululemon girl bio. I hate how they wear clothes that say never mind and be happy and then bully every other girl in school. Oh, but of course admin doesn’t care. They treat the teachers and other staff like their best friends. They get horrible grades and never turn things in on time, but why should teachers care. They only wear two inches of clothing on their bodies, never once have followed dress code. It’s so dumb.
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It's Caturday 8 years ago
It's ok, I wear flip flops and nap sometimes too
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mom also ALWAYS falls asleep during movies. if she dos'ent, That means she thinks its intresting, which translates in my languange, BORING
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Andrew Gibb 8 years ago
I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
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Bway_Gonnabe11 8 years ago
what I would give to see fiddler on the roof with the original cast...
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Chrissy Rauls 8 years ago
This dog is so adorable... She looks like a flower child that is all about peace love and happiness. I hope the owner frames this pic and put a colorful matt to showcase it. So cute!!
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Keira Holland 2 years ago
They should have a bio of that one “wannabe” girl who will never make it
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Kim Lloyd 8 years ago
ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg 
Aislinn Mattox 8 years ago
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago
why are these all people Ik but they all seem white and the type of person I hate
Kim Lloyd 8 years ago
ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg
Aislinn Mattox 8 years ago
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 3 years ago
why are these all people Ik but they all seem white and the type of person I hate
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