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Dogs on the 4th is a creative outlet for the random and bizarre thoughts of American artist Elliott Fairweather wrapped in the most hilarious ways with dark undertones. The artist takes secret and sometimes inappropriate thoughts we are often a little embarrassed about and puts them out into the world, and the result is slightly not safe for work. An ability to find fun in weird and simple things, sarcasm, and unexpected twists that follow each of these little quirky stories make the comics very engaging and most definitely entertaining!

We’ve previously featured Fairweather’s comics on Bored Panda, and now he has come back with more disturbing jokes. We made sure to show you the best of them! And don’t forget to check out our interview with the artist below!

More info: dogsonthe4th.com | Instagram | Facebook | twitter.com | patreon.com

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Aubrey McDaniel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the employee dude doesn't even care if the have sex in the middle of the aisle as long as the dont make a mess

BusLady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disclaimer: Please be aware that 100% of Walmart shoppers have a camera on their phone and access to Youtube and FB.

Raine Soo
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone ever checked out the website 'People of Walmart'?

Damon Gates
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Billy The Kid
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't find the kid's? Y not ask Karen?

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While darkish undertones are not for everybody, Dogs on the 4th has a following of 44.4k people who can appreciate a black joke. On his Patreon page, where Fairweather puts additional and exclusive content, the artist says that he is “creating a webcomic for the coffee-stained masses” and it helps him to stay sane and brighten other people’s day a little.

“The coffee-stained masses thing is a reference to the millions of us getting up, having that morning coffee, and heading out into a routine we aren't in love with. Also, I'm a very messy drinker. I'm running out of ties,” said the artist.

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    Menecairiel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sits and hears the laughs from every Dad and the collective groans from every child* The work has been done, the Dark Side is satisfied...

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That knockered him out

    Dominic Ding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG she punched him with her boob O_O

    Dana Audon Mejia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clap if you like it and she looks like a super hero

    Tori Duffek Flores
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes no sense i choose stupidly funny

    David Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that gray thing thubbing?

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    “My motivation to create comes from a desire to make people laugh. The best compliments I've ever received without exception are being told that someone was having a bad day and needed the chuckle. I've received awesome feedback, and it really encourages me to keep going. I try my best to stay engaged with my readers, and honestly, they're one of the best parts of doing this. Making weird content attracts fellow weird people, and I've met a lot of truly great and interesting folks as a result!”

    Besides making people around a little happier, drawing comics is a great form of self-therapy.

    “The comics are an invaluable outlet for me, and they help me decompress from the day-to-day frustrations of structured, ordinary life. I'm a right-brained guy living in a left-brained world.”

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    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m glad I pointed above the page... 😶

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find Waldo. There are big puzzle pictures with many many people and things in it, and the viewer has to find Waldo who is always dressed as above.

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    Dana Audon Mejia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg a finger killed him awesome 🥳🤩

    Why?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fickle Finger of Fate strikes again!

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    Sabrina Duran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OW! just give me a quick bite...oop hes gone

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    The artist says he writes every single idea down, but only a small amount make the cut.

    “I write every seed of an idea I have down. 90% of those ideas don't go anywhere. From there, I'll have a writing day and incorporate what I can. If something doesn't work for me, I’ll leave it aside. Some of my best-performing comics have been the result of revisiting an idea weeks/months later with a fresh set of eyes.”

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just avoided hours of senseless torture.

    Jeffrey Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not the dad jokes, noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    moeless
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad Cop should be illegal. It's brutal!

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    PhantomBuni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I thought that song was always a little weird.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need an 'adore' button, 'like' is just not enough...

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    The artist also shared the idea behind the name “Dogs on the 4th”: “Dogs on the 4th is named after how dogs freak out in response to fireworks on the 4th of July. I want to elicit that response from my readers, so that's about as close to a theme as I get!”

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he can't find it he'll sure smell it soon.

    Patricia Rix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, in a public space, I heard an anguished mother talking to her little kid: "I know you dirtied your pants. BUT WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?" lol

    O Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE!!?? WHERE MY CHILD!!??

    Why?
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mystery of the Hidden Poop coming to a theater near you.

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    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you would not believe the crazy adventures he went on to get that milk! fortunately the milk...

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    Miss Cris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an absent dad. Worse dads unfortunarely are very present. :(

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just went out for cigarettes...

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    going out for a newspaper ... comes back 6 hours later

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    The artist shares the common struggle most of us have in modern world, and that is a constant lack of time.

    “The most challenging thing is finding time. I'd love to do this full-time someday, but until then, I've got to squeeze in drawing comics between working and changing obscene amounts of soiled diapers.”

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the darkest of humour. You gotta laugh at it.

    FurryPotatoCat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this in a way that is not explainable in words. Upvoted.

    Khadeja
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you so afraid of spiders, they said. Spiders can't hurt you, they said.

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll presume he knows that it doesn't come out of their actual butts, but out of spinnerets close to their butts.

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    J Sizz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to try one of these comas...

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man they have missed a lot. 😬

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nothing...Only the entire world has changed

    Sabrina Duran
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah i would of just said f**k it unplug life support

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    Most of Fairweather’s themes are provocative and might be considered taboo, but the ultimate goal is not to offend, but to entertain. If twisted and morbid jokes give you a good giggle, you might also want to explore other artists on Bored Panda here, here and here who share the love for the same dark sense of humor. And there is no shame in that, in fact, the opposite—it can be a sign of a higher IQ. A 2017 Austrian study in Cognitive Processing journal found that preference and comprehension of black humor are directly linked to levels of intelligence. The experiment’s participants who were more into witty jokes also showed less mood disturbance and aggressiveness.

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    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is good. no bad. eh no good. im confused...

    Judy Windham Saunders
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's Hitler's punishment? To spend eternity with Karen? Seems kinda harsh. . .

    Kady Maree Mcgrath
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about what he did then think about the Karen's they will be best friends

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Hitler is really in Hell.

    Marilyn Bojanowski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a little comic I made. Karen asks to talk to the coronavirus's manager, so she is shot and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, she asks God to get rid of covid, and he agrees sarcastically, so she slowly asks to talk to God's manager

    Camilla Gonzales
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    karen is at the top of the food chain in hell

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Only ask for air conditioning, good food, some nice flowers in a big garden, good service and ask the devil to be quiet and not make a mess.

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    Sabrina Duran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now i feel bad for hitler nobody wants to be with karen

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    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont measure up to me!! i am the ruler

    Robin Ellison
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you hadn't explained, I wouldn't have gotten it. ARGHHH

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    Stephanie Did It
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give 'em an inch and they think they're a ruler

    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be in every office cubicle.

    O Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the ruler! You shall bow down to me or die!

    Dominic Ding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he understand me:doesn't understand

    Kim Bush
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rulers get all the dirty jobs...

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    If you’ve always dreamt of a similar outlet for your thoughts, Fairweather has excellent advice for you: “For anybody wanting to get into comics, I'd say make sure you’re doing it for yourself. Make yourself laugh first. The content that comes from making something you truly enjoy will be much better as a result.”

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    That one rando
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 1 my mom and dad got devorced I also have a half sister and a half brother my dad left with my sister so I never got to see her or my dad but my mom still has me and my brother, my brother has a different dad and my sister has a different mom.

    Tori Duffek Flores
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry man :( i was five when they got divorced so i understand

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    Caroline Overill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to have my eyes tested and the guy asked me if there was any illness in the family and I said the cat's got diabetes. He wasn't amused.

    Rainbow Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is heartwarming. ❤️ 🔥

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    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha!!!! Poor kid though... I would loathe being that dumb.

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really wouldn't care though. There is some research that suggests less intelligent people are happier - the less you know the less you worry theory. Though there is also research that shows the opposite so who knows! The cleverest people I know all seem to worry a lot!

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This artist seems to enjoy killing off grandma.

    Dana Audon Mejia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cool 😎 here some emojis 😍😇🤓🥳🤩

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only to people who have never lived with a toddler. I made a rule in my house: Privacy in the Potty (no talking on the toilet).

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    Eepe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... maybe if they didn’t take 45 minutes for one... or helped more with the kids when they weren’t taking one...?

    O Jackson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face. So happy to go to the bathroom!!🚽🧻

    Jenny Li
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad ALWAYS gets interrupted in the bathroom. XD

    moeless
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally escaped the little shits!

    Squidward
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so...mum heaven must look exactly the same

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    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope her moth er approves

    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago

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    Well, why not? Humans get plenty of butterfly tattoos.

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    Ellen Turner
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Whomp from Super Mario 64

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought he was hoping he didn't show butt crack when he bent over.

    manon M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahah 😂 really accurate!!

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    François Carré
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should come up with something like "hey fish, click here, the end of this line will surprise you"

    MRS FLASHMAN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face on the green fish, ..funny

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    Red72
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda seems true these days..

    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaa... haha... ha. Oh, Crud.

    Rainbow Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ⚠️ P.s. Please don’t accept this as spam.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh so hard I had to put my phone down.

    PattonPawter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we have al with the weather. Al? ITS GONNA RAIN! Uhhh thank you al

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    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was in hospital with a broken leg a while ago. the nurse was giving me a bed bath and my todger was hanging out. it was embarrassing when the nurse said to me "do you want to put that away.

    Ninja Kitty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof I would hate something like that happening to me- even though im not a boy

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    Blue of the yams (They/He)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a pervert flashes you: just point and laugh. You will never see a human turn that shade of red ever again.

    Tiffiny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m telling you, because I would want someone to tell me... *insert awkward comment here*

    Agustin Gamero
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Venezuela, when someone has the zipper of their pants open, you approach them and in a casual tone they say things like "a can of tuna, half a kilo of cheese, butter, tomatoes ..." as a shopping list, when the The person asks why they are told such a thing and they are answered "BECAUSE THE STORE IS OPEN".

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    4 years ago

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    Garth Robinson
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    Gee, the nurses on my ward would wash my "todger", never understood why it should take all day though.

    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With it being so small, it took the nurses spent most of time trying to find it.

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    MantisKeeper
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how on earth does he have a nose bleed without a nose

    RJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screaming lady mistook the diaper with blood for something else I guess..

    Josh Tall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady in blue car thinks he's eating sanitary napkin?

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    STRANGER THINGS fan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh .................. *finally gets it* OHHHH

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    Sargundeep Singh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tha cat's been terrorized by what it saw...

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    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...not mine, mine is a selfish jerk... they LIED ro me an my bro (her own grandchildren) when leaving from her visit, she said she was moving her car, I will be so happy when mine dies............... I dont feel ashamed of this comment either.

    Sawdust
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he was looking for a way to break the news to them.

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have good news and bad news. Whaddya wanna hear first?

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    Gurt B. Frobe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this got him the job. The same antics got Leo an Oscar.

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    ElusiveIntrovert
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot that Boo Boos are effective only when given by Moms :D

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    Sawdust
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke doesn't add up.

    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public opinion is divided on this one

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    moeless
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar was correct. If it said the normal and incorrect, "Your nuts," it would make sense. Why grammar matters.

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    David Kim
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ow. Grammar is important, kids.

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    FireStone Beware
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i- oh- wow- i- i- i-i dont even know what- oh- wow-

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    Red72
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I didn't know the cartoonist knew my husband!!

    Judy Windham Saunders
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was sorta funny until I read the comment. Now I can't stop laughing! We must be married to the same guy. . .

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    Roger Haywood
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes my fiance and I sleep on top of the covers if the night is too hot. Never fart when the fan is on, at the foot of the bed.

    RJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a separate thread for Fart stories.

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    #32

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    InstantRamenGuy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well pikachu did beat up a geodude... with thundershock... wait thats illegal

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    #33

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**k Assman, coming to a city near... get out of my way!... you

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that's a neat way of expressing your sexual orientation.

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    #34

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    back in the days mothers used to tell their kids "make sure you are wearing clean underwear in case you get run over or something" Thanks mums

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom: Clean underwear and great credit score.

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I wear new, clean underwear every single day. It's impossible to get into a car accident when your underwear is new and clean. It's just basic Science, people.

    Sophie Whitbread
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear odd socks most of the time. Nobody else really notices except my mother.

    Robyn Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke up once from surgery to hear one of the attendants telling the other "Look, her socks don't match."

    Ronel du Plessis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin refuses to wear matching socks. He believes it brings bad luck LOL!

    ChinaPandas122
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get what you guys are talking about

    Deep
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    I often wear different colored socks in my feet. This doesn't make me feel good

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    #35

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you shaking your tic tacs at me?

    Rainbow Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A water gun? That sounds fun! 💦 🔫

    Margaret Granade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t tell me that it’s what I think it is....

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't leave us in suspense like that!

    Bacony
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry! The Galactic Council will attempt to help! (8 hours later, camera pans to Citadel) Well, f**k.

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    #36

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defense, if you're stuck hanging with someone 24/7, eventually anyone will start feeling a little testy

    David Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait that's supposed to be testicles!?

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    #37

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    Zoe Stillwell-Taylor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sparkles done went to h-e double hockey stick

    Jonathan Armstrong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one gets me. I have a dog just like that named Baxter

    Hańka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one...

    FireStone Beware
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dog was sweet so he went to heaven the cat... well.. not so much

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    Wyatt Richards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that cat looks like it's possessed

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    #38

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was Superman carrying Batman on his back. Then they had an argument...

    Tara Curry
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think he makes everyone else in the Justice League ride in his plane? Because he can't fly but he's the one with the money.

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    #39

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    Sarah Nunns
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm! maybe it's for the best that I don't get this one.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discusting☹️never ever joke about cancer!

    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can joke about anything. It's a great mechanism to deal with even the worst things in life.

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    #40

    Funny-Dark-Comics-Part2-Dogsonthe4th

    dogsonthe4th Report

    Xavier Wescott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is messy AF. what were they doing!?

    Davor Jelacic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when 2 doritos love each other, they...

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    fainasKeturatis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's Cheetos after all. You should have expected that.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one, even if it was a bit cheesy

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a man in the bar tried pulling a cheetah once. i thought he was trying to pull a fast one

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