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The joy of travel is in the discovery. However, in these days of Tripadvisor, Instagram and Google maps, the magic of the unexpected has been diminished somewhat; we seem to want to find exactly what we are looking for, rather than simply bask in the newness of it all.

There is a certain kind of traveler that takes this concept to the extreme, and would probably be happier just staying at home. You'll find them in English pubs up and down the Spanish Costas, red as lobsters, tucking into egg and chips and complaining about the lack of Marmite or baked beans, or some other obscure product from the U.K.

Then there are the Instagram hordes who saw a heavily filtered picture of an iconic attraction and join a huge crowd of people with selfie sticks, jostling to get that exact same shot. Hardly the breathtaking and romantic experience you had in mind, was it? When reality fails to match expectations, based on the promise of home comforts or unrealistic Instagram images, people get disappointed and make ridiculous complaints.

These vacation complaints, made to real travel agents and tour companies and based on a Thomas Cook/ABTA survey, are so absurd that it's hard to believe that they are real. Spanish people speaking Spanish in Spain? The brochure didn't tell us it would be like that! Why is the sand yellow? I expected white sand!

I guess the lesson to take from all the disappoint and ridiculousness is this: Travel without expectations, and accept that the world doesn't exist simply to cater to your comforts and photography needs.  Go with an open mind to discover, experience and learn!

Scroll down below to see the list for yourself, and tell your travel stories in the comments!

#1

Funny-Customer-Travel-Complaints

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Kaisu
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can't possibly be real, no one can actually be this stupid

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But are we getting more picky about our holidays? How are people's travel habits changing? Let's take a look at the ways that technology and modern life have affected the ways we choose to spend our time off.

We travel more frequently but for shorter durations: "The Office for National Statistics in the UK conducted a survey called the International Passenger Survey in 1996 and 2016 to uncover the biggest changes in the travel habits between the 1990s and now – that’s a 20-year study," Drifter Planet writes.

"The results show that Brits are now going on more holidays than before. In 2016 they went on more than 45 million holidays abroad, compared to only 27 million in 1996, an overall rise of 68%. But despite this, holidays are becoming shorter, proving to be one of the biggest changes we’ve seen over the years marking a huge decline of two week holidays. A week-long break is now much more popular than ever before and there’s been an increase in holidays lasting up to 10 nights."

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With budget airlines making the citybreak a more affordable option, it's no surprise that people are exploring their own continent more, rather than save it all for one big summer trip. It keeps you fresh to get frequent little escapes from work and daily life, rather than waiting almost a whole year for the summer to come around again!

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    Active holidays are on the rise: As people are becoming more health conscious, so are wellness holidays becoming more popular. Instead of letting it all go with booze and food while away, people are seeking to recharge, repair, and have more of a fitness-oriented break. Things like Ayurveda, Yoga, reiki, body detox, spa and meditation holidays have all seen a huge spike in interest, while classics like hiking, camping and cycling are as popular as they ever were.

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    Conversely, the old 18-35, contiki tour classics are on the wane, which many people would see as a good thing. While there are still plenty of resort options if you want to get wasted, sunburned and laid, it doesn't quite seem to have the same appeal to the younger generation as it did for us oldies. Maybe kids these days are just more sensible, introverted, health and image conscious to get into wild drunken brawls on the streets of Benidorm or Ayia Napa.

    #4

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband is probably making the person bathing topless uncomfortable. It should not be allowed to ogle.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard that his wife saw it too and left him for the elephant

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    Social media's effects: Back in the old days, you'd arrive at your destination with maybe a guide book, a map and some interesting new banknotes. These days, we've seen photos of everything, read all the restaurant reviews, know which attractions we want to photo ourselves, as well as the funky 'hidden' bars and hangouts. We all find these things in the same place: Google. 'Top 10 things you must see in Porto' leads tourists to the same few places in the city, all busy instagramming away and trying to keep the crowds out of their image.

    If somewhere happens to be particularly popular on Instagram, it will be packed with people trying to get that 'money shot,' rather than simply enjoying the aura of the place. The tumbling, colorful buildings of Cinque Terre; the strikingly blue streets of Chefchaouen, the sun setting over the pyramids of Giza... we've all seen these iconic images in gorgeous photos, and we want to take those exact same photos. Perhaps it has always been that way, but Instagram has definitely 'influenced' the way we travel.

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    #6

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    Smerv
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the water was wet?

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? The beach was sandy and the sea was wet? Never going there ever again!

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Wind are too windy

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry the beach isn’t concrete 🙄

    Phantom Captain
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sun was hot? and everyone was loud?

    Brian Irby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah hahaha...every time I hear of sand complaints, I immediately think of that Anakin Skywalker line

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    Minnie-me
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn beaches and their unruly sand.

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... It is a beach... you can sweep it yourself if you think its sandy...

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, You survivors

    Mike Procaccini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that sucks!! We took a mud bath and didn't know we had to clean ourselves after that either!!

    Mike Procaccini
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes and the ice in my drink although refreshing was hard as ice!!!

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain to me what they were expecting in the first place?

    Molly E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beach too sandy, soup to thick. I think some people just live under rocks.

    Schrödinger's Dog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? It was a SANDY BEACH??? How is this possible???

    Chaimae Mesbahi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wasn't the water also too salty and you had to wash everything also !

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h, please! You aren't suppose to clean everything when you get back to your room. That sand belongs in your pockets, hair, beach bag, butt crack now. It belongs there until it naturally gets washed/brushed away during normal heygene routines! If you're lucky, you will find some of it, years later, when you pull your old beach bag out of the garage.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people live up the mountain, never saw sand in their life !!!

    Huib van Wees (hvwees)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you prefer a pebble beach, with nice little sharp pebbles... Of course...

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was good that the sun came down, no?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the water was too wet, also there was too much fish in the ocean that we couldn't swim comfortably. The person might as well add this to their comment

    Shoto Todoroki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the sun was too sunny as well?

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, who'd have thunk that the beach would have sand!

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the "sand" was too sandy?

    Diana Crawford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Play in the dirt and the dirt shall follow. I thought the knowledge of the fact that dirt clings was from a normal beginning like water does soak.

    Kanga9ine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrap yourself in shrink seasoned shrink wrap. The kind they wrap pallets and stuff within. If nothing else you should be done by happy hour. Just remember to unwrap a little before you leave to get crispy.

    Linda Sellers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't take much more of these. OMG

    Wlle Leitz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don''t make love on the beech, she'll get sand in her Schlitz...

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my biggest complaint too!

    Ashley Say Whaat?!?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we got sunburns from the sun being too sunny! No one told us we needed sunscreen. 10/10 would never recommend, couldn't get any service for some beverages either. Never saw one, single employee!!!

    Doris Peressin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...so you want a beach without sand? Then go to rocks

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hotels can't get good help these days. You tell them to be sure to sweep all the sand off the beach every morning, and they always do a lousy job of it....

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't covered in plastic pollution...

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing worse than sand that is sandy. The nerve!

    Harleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you offering to sweep it.....?

    Cindy Dion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it out of all your cracks

    Jonathan Reiter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beach was sandy, and I gather the water was a bit too wet for your liking, eh?

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the sun was so bright that you couldn't even look right at it either. Someone should turn it down a bit.

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this is a joke or it was their first time ever at the beach

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the Sun way too hot for you too?

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh Bored Panda, this has got to be one of the worst series you've done in quite a while. These quotes are really dumb!

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    Kay Cee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumbest thing I've ever heard

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Goan, I apologise for this obviously forsee able error. Next time we'll suck the spices out, before we serve you gravy!

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    #10

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes love imported food. ♥

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    #13

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would wear a swimsuit that had been worn by others anyway?

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    #14

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    Kwj
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone has "sniffed" too much hairdye chemicals already :O

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    #16

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people like this would just stay in their own countries

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    Tiffany Marie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think One Person.. Made all these stupid comments.

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    #19

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have solved it by pushing them into the water to wait for boat's arrival

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would hate it in Australia. Shops open 9am - 5:30pm Monday to Friday except late night shopping one day a week, which finishes at 9 pm. Saturday is 9-5 and Sunday is 11-5. Although supermarkets are open from 7 am - 9pm mon to fri.

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    #22

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    Christopher Rhind
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger Nuts likely the nickname the shop keepers had for these tourists.

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    #23

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, they were the noisy and unruly guests.

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