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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that most of the time it's a roundabout attempt to ask "are you OK?" without actually coming out and asking. When I say that to someone I really mean "You look tired, is there something going on in your life I can help you with?"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't necessarily take this as insulting. If it comes from a good friend this means they notice that something seems wrong and I take this as an invitation to share.

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Laura Roberts
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women at work say this to me sometimes. Used to only say it when I wasn’t wearing makeup, now it’s every time they see me. I have always taken offense to this.

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Marilyn Holt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that too. Sometimes people say this when you're really trying to look your best under difficult circ.......

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Melissa Mitchell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have several ‘invisible ‘’ chronic illnesses. I get “You look tired” a LOT. My response is “You have no idea how much makeup and time it took to only look *this* tired. 🙄😊

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who has several invisible chronic illnesses as well, I can totally relate. If I bothered to wear makeup, I would use your perfect response. It would be lovely if people would stop and consider how rude that statement sounds, especially if they are aware of the medical issues that are being dealt with. If they were to say that, but then follow it up with, “Is there anything I can do for you”, I could possibly overlook their comment.

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Brian Stanton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its called getting old and working. I always have dark circles, thats also my complexion so why keep asking? Doesnt honestly seem out of real concern but a dig

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I legit walked into a room and a girl that I don't really know that well just said, "You look dreadful."

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Kerri Hudson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this one. I used to ask a disliked workmate "Are feeling alright? You look so tired and off colour. Are you sure you should be here today?" Sure enough a couple of hours later that person would go home ill. Don't over do it - choose your moment.

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Brian Stanton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or its called getting older and working. sad guys we dont use makeup so it shows more too.

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Nikki D
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of one time in school, this girl, looking all worried, tells me I look pale. I say, yeah, I always do. She says, no, paler than usual!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I say you look tired then that's what I mean. I have no problem telling you that you look like s**t!!!

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JoJo G
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, my goodness. If there were such a reward for being ‘Completely Shallow & Insensitive’, you would most certainly win it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone ever tell anyone this? If you're concerned about someone being too tired, you should just say they seem tired

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Andrew Wildman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it’s rude to tell someone they look like s***, Kaisu. That’s why society makes codes like this.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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