Cooking—it’s that optional thing that we do when we don’t want to look like lazy good-for-nothings eating cheese and salami straight out of the pack and munching on raw vegetables instead of making a salad. Even cavemen and barbarians were able to cook things well. But even with the help of modern technology, we sometimes end up absolutely butchering our meals and making mega cooking fails.

Prepare your stomachs, dear Readers, for Bored Panda has baked up a feast of the most incredible cooking fails for you to enjoy. Upvote your fave pics and leave a comment about the times you messed up while cooking. Psst. We’ve got more epic cooking fails for you to taste right here, here, and here. Remember to chew well and take your time. Patience and focus have a lot to do with success in the kitchen (and in life, but that’s another story). If you’re distracted or running around like a headless chicken then odds are, you’ll make a ton of mistakes. Before you know it, your spaghetti’s on fire. Or worse—it’s fallen straight inside your shoes. Don’t believe us? Scroll on down.

Pie artist and baking and cooking pro Jessica Clark-Bojin was kind enough to give Bored Panda a few great tips and tricks to help all of us out in the kitchen and prevent massive disasters from happening. "Kitchen 'mistakes' can range from the catastrophic, 'I forgot the pot roast in the oven and now the kitchen is on fire' to the more benign, 'I accidentally put paprika in the cookies instead of cinnamon', but in most instances, they stem from the same thing: distraction and a lack of preparation." Read on for her delicious insights into avoiding kitchen mistakes.

#1

We Tried To Make "Ladybug Rolls"

We Tried To Make "Ladybug Rolls"

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Edo Alva
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2 months ago

Doomsday is that you?

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Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii

Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii

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Socat
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2 months ago

Ahahah ! I love that title x)

Charlotte
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2 months ago

Too soon.

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chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

Sausage à la Vesuvio

Human #1,232,867
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2 months ago

Congratulation, You win!

Mishte Tine
Community Member
2 months ago

Nope. I thought this was blood sausage. The stuff traumatized me. I tried to improve each bite with bits of salad - Nope. And I’ll eat anything - sweetbreads (properly done), I pick limpets of the rocks in Cape Cod Bay - basically fresh raw clams... brains, quail, snake, frog, rabbit, bear, - just not bloody stuff. (Shudder). And no duck. I grew up with ducks. Can’t eat siblings.

Cathy Carey
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2 months ago

What about haggis? Or, those rotten eggs?

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BusLady
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2 months ago

Oh, Dear.

Nordox2010
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2 months ago

But what was it supposed to be?

Philippa Davies
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2 months ago

Sausages and burgers I think

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Hermione Granger
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2 months ago

lol definitely pompeii

Fan-tastic panda
Community Member
2 months ago

A traditional dish from Poopo

I Liquored On
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2 months ago

Looks like a British bbq 😂

Andrew Gibb
Community Member
2 months ago

The gods wouldn't approve of this burnt offering.

Laura Jones
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2 months ago

charcoal!

Clive Oaihimire
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2 months ago

Totally explains why it burnt to the ground

it's me again
Community Member
2 months ago

Nailed it

Bonnie Davis
Community Member
2 months ago

I've been to Pompeii and that's exactly what the people look like!!! 🤣🤣

Johanne Trudeau
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2 months ago

Hahaha!!! Carbonized chicken???

Aynne Pryce
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2 months ago

I would’ve eaten it.

Billy the kid
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2 months ago

are they cooked?

Jayda Estrella
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2 months ago

It looks like poop ahaha

XxInstantKarmaxX
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2 months ago

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Patty Leaton
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2 months ago

very well done

Beezel Palomar
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2 months ago

If that's chorizo, you can save some of it by adding lots of lime juice and salsa.

poopoohed
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2 months ago

from pompeii or ur ass

Fieke Engelen
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2 months ago

I think you nailed it, well done

Carole Hamilton
Community Member
2 months ago

volcano sausages my fave

Ashley Wright
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2 months ago

How apropos

CharliAnn Olney
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2 months ago

Perfect title!

Brenda Johnson
Community Member
2 months ago

That must have been served after the volcano erupted.

Bobby Henson
Community Member
2 months ago

That is nothing short of DISGUSTING! I would never, NEVER even taste of something that looked like that! In fact, I would be ashamed to post a picture and say that I made it if it looked like this!

Josey Griffin
Community Member
2 months ago

Omg

Jeanne Clapper
Community Member
2 months ago

Killed it! Lol

Florence Hastings
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2 months ago

Very authentic! 😂

Mihiteruarewa Rangitaawa
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2 months ago

🔥🔥🔥

Quazmodic
Community Member
2 months ago

"Traditional", indicating repeated occurrences over many years. So just how many times did Mount Etna (of crossword puzzle fame) blow its top? lol ;)

hcaballero57
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2 months ago

Well at least he got the burnt part of Pompeii right

Steven Meyer
Community Member
2 months ago

Well you succeeded. That dish looks just like the people of Pompeii.

Alan Blaustein
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2 months ago

Crunchy!

Craig Johnson
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2 months ago

Looks like dog feces. :-/

Lenicat
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2 months ago

Omfg

Irene Gautreau-Koncius
Community Member
2 months ago

Amazing. Lol.

23AClark
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2 months ago

😆

Helena Tomé
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2 months ago

Hahaha Nice One

Helena Tomé
Community Member
2 months ago

Nice one! 😂

Veronika Lang
Community Member
2 months ago

The fires of Pompeii.

Tiffany Marie
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2 months ago

Lol

TheWitchNaru
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2 months ago

....lol

Kateřina Lužná
Community Member
2 months ago

Nailed it.

Bunzilla
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2 months ago (edited)

ohhhh i get it

Darwinist
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2 months ago

Needs a dash of ash

Lydia Coy
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2 months ago

Accurate

Mr_Person
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2 months ago

That looks like the food from there. (volcano edition)

CHARLOTTE THAXTON
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2 months ago

Delicious. Nice and crispy.

Sue Grigg
Community Member
2 months ago

Nailed it !

Truth Monster
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2 months ago

Pompeii and Unfortunate Circumstance

Raine Soo
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2 months ago

Ashes to ashes...

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
2 months ago

Volcanic trash

Eric Forster
Community Member
2 months ago

Yummy, charred remains, my favorite.

Dreamwolf
Community Member
2 months ago

They are from Pompeii alright...

Danny Heath
Community Member
2 months ago

After the volcano?

ShikamaruPanda
Community Member
2 months ago

Traditional dish from POMPEII. Quick fact: The Ancient City of Pompei was burned to bits by lava.. just like this "Traditional Dish"

Seabeast
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2 months ago

Vesuvius special!

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#3

Sausage Rolls

Sausage Rolls

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 months ago

Some are growers and some are showers.

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Jessica pointed out that anyone who wants to improve in the kitchen should start by taking some time to think about and picture in their mind all the steps before diving in and starting to bake or cook. That way, you can avoid slip ups, blunders, and setting your entire kitchen aflame.

"Make sure you have all the ingredients you need before you start baking. Work 'mis-en-place' and have all the bowls, spoons, tools, etc. cleaned and out on the counter ready for you. Measure out dry ingredients in advance, and (if called for) portion out wet ingredients and chill in the fridge. Clean up pots and pans while your mixture bakes," Jessica shared.

#4

I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It

I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 months ago

I would have been absolutely devastated.

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#5

Yikes

Yikes

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Truth Monster
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2 months ago

You have the Cobblernomicon.

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#6

My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

That cake is scarring.

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According to the pie expert, it's hard to make mistakes if you follow these steps. Or, at the very least, following them will mean that you'll catch any mistakes before they become really big issues. "Taking the few extra minutes to prep will give you a lovely stress-free baking experience!"

Jessica also shared that everyone in her family cooks, but they all have different dietary preferences. So tasting food can be a challenge. "We have family members who are vegetarian, vegan, celiac (and just plain fussy) and it’s not always possible for the cook to taste what they are making for everyone else. But you can always bring in a pinch-taster and get a second opinion!"

#7

Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

Wrong end of the banana.

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#8

My Sister Made Some French Fries

My Sister Made Some French Fries

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

More like french fires. Easy mistake to make.

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#9

Creepy Pancake

Creepy Pancake

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

The one on the right is great for Halloween. I love the purple grin.

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Other professionals echo Jessica's advice, too. Katie Workman from the Associated Press writes that we should all read through recipes all the way through ahead of time so that we can get all the ingredients that we need. What’s more, we’ll be well prepared for any time-consuming surprises in advance.

You should also get all of your ingredients ready before you start cooking. After all, if you’re supposed to be sauteing your veggies but you’re still chopping your bell peppers while your mushrooms are already frying, you might end up with a weird mix of under and over-cooked food.

Finally, keep in mind that seasoning makes all the difference to the taste of the dish. So add a pinch of salt and pepper here and there from time to time. During prep. In the middle of cooking. Right before serving. Try to find the balance between overseasoning and utter blandness. Oh, and remember to sharpen your knives!

#10

Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie

Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

Charlie has seen things.

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#11

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
2 months ago

Who needs a throwing star when you have an apple of death.

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#12

Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine"

Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine"

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Lou
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2 months ago

Looks more like, "Dad tried to murder everyone in the family"

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#13

My Night After Work

My Night After Work

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Stimpy
Community Member
2 months ago

Sir, that is not how you are normally supposed to serve this

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#14

Found The Spoon, Honey

Found The Spoon, Honey

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Joel Lawrence
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2 months ago

You arent the little spoon, are you?

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#15

Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry

Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry

Not to mention that firstly I came home late from work and drop my open sandwich in the parking lot. 

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Eve L.
Community Member
2 months ago

Not your day, I guess...

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#16

Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong

Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong

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S.
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2 months ago

Rapunzel, let down your hair!

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#17

I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

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Eve L.
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2 months ago

What the hell is this supposed to be?

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#18

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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Darko Pešić
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2 months ago

I do, looks awesome for Haloween :D

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#19

So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours

So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours

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ML
Community Member
2 months ago

I read my wife killed corn tonight and I thought what an appropriate description

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#20

This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour

This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

This can happen to anyone. I have turned on the wrong burner a few times. Fortunately, I have never melted a pot.

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#21

I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims

I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims

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Blakkur Sverrir
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2 months ago

You do know, you are not supposed to use live kittens?

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#22

5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift

5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift

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MaeRose
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2 months ago

I'll just sit there and cry my eyes out

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#23

I Tried To Bake

I Tried To Bake

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Sara Rodrigues
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2 months ago

Oh god, please end its suffering

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#24

This Cake

This Cake

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Lyra Fortune
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2 months ago

You just need to level it, this happens to every cake

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#25

I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today

I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today

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Eve L.
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2 months ago

It looked so beautiful....

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#26

Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

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Joel Lawrence
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2 months ago

Now you can have 5 loaves!!!

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#27

Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

It looks like a black toad.

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#28

Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard

Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard

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Charlotte Wiltse
Community Member
2 months ago

what the f*ck?? this is a person to be feared

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#29

Broiled Sids

Broiled Sids

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Jody Brown
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2 months ago

What were they originally?

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#30

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well

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Nigel Rodgers
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2 months ago

It would be useful for Halloween

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#31

My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake

My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

The cake split, but the frosting job is not bad.

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#32

My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

The toast was sneaking up on you.

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#33

Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

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wandile dludlu
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2 months ago

What you have there is a coal. Put that under some meat and have a bbq

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#34

Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

The effort was appreciated, I am sure.

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#35

This Is What Defeat Looks Like

This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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Truth Monster
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2 months ago

I feel sorry for her. She looks like this is hitting her hard

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#36

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago (edited)

Banana the Hutt.

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#37

Making Some Spaghetti

Making Some Spaghetti

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Danieletc
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2 months ago (edited)

Sure, let a fire burn out of control. Grab a camera, not a fire extinguisher, all for your social media Maybe you cause the baby and 3-YO sister in the apartment upstairs to burn alive. But so what, your LOLz are like, SO worth it, and so much likes!

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#38

I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish

I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago

I think the mold makes the cake come out like that on purpose.

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#39

When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

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Dana Grunwald
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2 months ago

Looks very .... crispy!

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#40

Well I Tried

Well I Tried

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

You made a yellow Barney cake.

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#41

Birthday Cake Attempt This Weekend

Birthday Cake Attempt This Weekend

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Raine Soo
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2 months ago

Did it taste good, at least?

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#42

I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19

I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19

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Stimpy
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2 months ago

Looks like smurf puke

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#43

Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

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Stimpy
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2 months ago

Sir, I think you are supposed to use water...

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#44

Still Looking For An Answer On How This Happens

Still Looking For An Answer On How This Happens

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Jody Brown
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2 months ago

How the hell?

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#45

What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made

What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made

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Sian Edwards
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2 months ago

Someone finally killed Barney the dinosaur!

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#46

A Beast Cheesecake

A Beast Cheesecake

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Eve L.
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2 months ago

Oh no, it looked so tasty!

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#47

Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner

Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner

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S.
Community Member
2 months ago

Break it into littler triangular pieces and... have a nachos night?

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#48

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That"

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That"

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Raine Soo
Community Member
2 months ago (edited)

This is quite funny. I didn't expect them to look like segments of a large instestine either.

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#49

My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch

My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch

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ML
Community Member
2 months ago

What did she ever do to you?

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#50

My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife

My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife

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Romenriel
Community Member
2 months ago

We have this knife at home, it's a cr*p anyway.

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