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Cooking—it’s that optional thing that we do when we don’t want to look like lazy good-for-nothings eating cheese and salami straight out of the pack and munching on raw vegetables instead of making a salad. Even cavemen and barbarians were able to cook things well. But even with the help of modern technology, we sometimes end up absolutely butchering our meals and making mega cooking fails.

Prepare your stomachs, dear Readers, for Bored Panda has baked up a feast of the most incredible cooking fails for you to enjoy. Upvote your fave pics and leave a comment about the times you messed up while cooking. Psst. We’ve got more epic cooking fails for you to taste right here, here, and here. Remember to chew well and take your time. Patience and focus have a lot to do with success in the kitchen (and in life, but that’s another story). If you’re distracted or running around like a headless chicken then odds are, you’ll make a ton of mistakes. Before you know it, your spaghetti’s on fire. Or worse—it’s fallen straight inside your shoes. Don’t believe us? Scroll on down.

Pie artist and baking and cooking pro Jessica Clark-Bojin was kind enough to give Bored Panda a few great tips and tricks to help all of us out in the kitchen and prevent massive disasters from happening. "Kitchen 'mistakes' can range from the catastrophic, 'I forgot the pot roast in the oven and now the kitchen is on fire' to the more benign, 'I accidentally put paprika in the cookies instead of cinnamon', but in most instances, they stem from the same thing: distraction and a lack of preparation." Read on for her delicious insights into avoiding kitchen mistakes.

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    Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii

    Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii

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    Jessica pointed out that anyone who wants to improve in the kitchen should start by taking some time to think about and picture in their mind all the steps before diving in and starting to bake or cook. That way, you can avoid slip ups, blunders, and setting your entire kitchen aflame.

    "Make sure you have all the ingredients you need before you start baking. Work 'mis-en-place' and have all the bowls, spoons, tools, etc. cleaned and out on the counter ready for you. Measure out dry ingredients in advance, and (if called for) portion out wet ingredients and chill in the fridge. Clean up pots and pans while your mixture bakes," Jessica shared.

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    I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It

    I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It

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    My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

    My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

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    According to the pie expert, it's hard to make mistakes if you follow these steps. Or, at the very least, following them will mean that you'll catch any mistakes before they become really big issues. "Taking the few extra minutes to prep will give you a lovely stress-free baking experience!"

    Jessica also shared that everyone in her family cooks, but they all have different dietary preferences. So tasting food can be a challenge. "We have family members who are vegetarian, vegan, celiac (and just plain fussy) and it’s not always possible for the cook to taste what they are making for everyone else. But you can always bring in a pinch-taster and get a second opinion!"

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    Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

    Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

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    Creepy Pancake

    Creepy Pancake

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    Other professionals echo Jessica's advice, too. Katie Workman from the Associated Press writes that we should all read through recipes all the way through ahead of time so that we can get all the ingredients that we need. What’s more, we’ll be well prepared for any time-consuming surprises in advance.

    You should also get all of your ingredients ready before you start cooking. After all, if you’re supposed to be sauteing your veggies but you’re still chopping your bell peppers while your mushrooms are already frying, you might end up with a weird mix of under and over-cooked food.

    Finally, keep in mind that seasoning makes all the difference to the taste of the dish. So add a pinch of salt and pepper here and there from time to time. During prep. In the middle of cooking. Right before serving. Try to find the balance between overseasoning and utter blandness. Oh, and remember to sharpen your knives!

    #10

    Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie

    Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie

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    #11

    My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

    My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

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    #12

    Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine"

    Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like, "Dad tried to murder everyone in the family"

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    My Night After Work

    My Night After Work

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    Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry

    Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry

    Not to mention that firstly I came home late from work and drop my open sandwich in the parking lot. 

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    #16

    Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong

    Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong

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    #17

    I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

    I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

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    Ashley Fernandes
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking they were trying to make caramel. That looks like burnt sugar. But HOW

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    lara
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you making caramel? Or just burning sugar for the hell of it?

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the same making honeycomb candy when I was much younger, what a mess. Needed a hammer & chisel to clean-up

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    Anne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least its not a gas hob.. you'd be cleaning forever.. this is relatively easy.

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    Tree
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gOd quick get it oFF THE STOVE before it burns and stays stuck FOREVER

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    KatHat
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar acts this way. So probably started life as toffee or caramel and then... got out of control ;)

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t have to cook to be someone’s bride thank you very much

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    it's me again
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Trek tar monster Armus was a malevolent entity created by the former natives of Vagra II. (Star Trek: The Next Generation - Skin of Evil - "Skin of Evil" is the twenty-third episode of the first season of the American science fiction television series Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what it was supposed to be. My concern lies with what it actually was.

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    Michele Clarke
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt was making caramel once and fell asleep with a Congo condensed milk in water the can got so hot it exploded up on the ceiling and all over the cabinets! It was a f*****g disaster!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't kill it!. Set your Phasers to stun! It may be self aware!"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And I don't even know what it is!!!!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something black and gooey reached boiling point and then some...

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about that - the second photo looks a bit like a veil ...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you can patch that spot on the driveway now.

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    Hamilfan
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do I want to try it? doesn't look crunchy, like dark chocolate

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the cultural melting pot that comes to mind.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong! This is, very obviously, the 1958 version of the The Blob, resurrected!

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    JD Lee
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll set you up with my friend Frank... he’s looking for a bride. Still.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Overcooked Jam, Stove too hot for too long. Ooops.

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    Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

    Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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    #19

    So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours

    So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read my wife killed corn tonight and I thought what an appropriate description

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    #20

    This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour

    This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can happen to anyone. I have turned on the wrong burner a few times. Fortunately, I have never melted a pot.

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    I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims

    I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims

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    #22

    5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift

    5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift

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    I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today

    I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today

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    #26

    Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

    Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

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    #27

    Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey

    Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey

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    Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard

    Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard

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    Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well

    Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well

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    #31

    My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake

    My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake

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    My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

    My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

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    Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

    Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

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    Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

    Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

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    #35

    This Is What Defeat Looks Like

    This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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    Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

    Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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    Making Some Spaghetti

    Making Some Spaghetti

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, let a fire burn out of control. Grab a camera, not a fire extinguisher, all for your social media Maybe you cause the baby and 3-YO sister in the apartment upstairs to burn alive. But so what, your LOLz are like, SO worth it, and so much likes!

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    I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish

    I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish

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    When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

    When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

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    I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19

    I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19

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    #43

    Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

    Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

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    What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made

    What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made

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    Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner

    Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Break it into littler triangular pieces and... have a nachos night?

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    #48

    Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That"

    Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That"

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite funny. I didn't expect them to look like segments of a large instestine either.

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    #49

    My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch

    My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch

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    My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife

    My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife

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    #51

    Over The Holidays My Sister Tried To Make A Peppermint Candy Platter On A Perforated Pizza Pan

    Over The Holidays My Sister Tried To Make A Peppermint Candy Platter On A Perforated Pizza Pan

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    How's Your Day Going?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in some mushrooms, turn up the heating all the way, enjoy!

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    Tried To Make Brownies

    Tried To Make Brownies

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    I Way Over-Estimated My Abilities

    I Way Over-Estimated My Abilities

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, it's not so bad. You can clearly tell what it's supposed to be.

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    #56

    The Cook At Applebee's Forgot To Take The Plastic Off The Slice Of Cheese Before He Added It To My Wife's Sandwich

    The Cook At Applebee's Forgot To Take The Plastic Off The Slice Of Cheese Before He Added It To My Wife's Sandwich

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked at an Applebee's I've seen a lot worse than just plastic in a sandwich.

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    #57

    My Dad Got Mad At A Pizza He Was Making And Threw It At Our Fence

    My Dad Got Mad At A Pizza He Was Making And Threw It At Our Fence

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    Just Makin' Smoothies

    Just Makin' Smoothies

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I like the blenders and food processors that will not work if the lid isn’t locked on.

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    #59

    My Coffee Cup Managed To Fall Out Of The Cupboard On Top Of My Bowl Of Cereal This Morning

    My Coffee Cup Managed To Fall Out Of The Cupboard On Top Of My Bowl Of Cereal This Morning

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    I Forgot To Take The Old Coffee Pod Out Of The Coffee Maker Before Making Cup Noodles

    I Forgot To Take The Old Coffee Pod Out Of The Coffee Maker Before Making Cup Noodles

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where a kettle comes in handy, don’t have to worry about those kind of mistakes.

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    When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

    When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pore eggs into the hole while the bread is on a pan ps dont fir get the butter

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    #63

    Birthday Cake I Made For My Husband. He’s So Lucky To Have Me

    Birthday Cake I Made For My Husband. He’s So Lucky To Have Me

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    My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

    My Sister Tried To Make Matzah But Ended Up Summoning The Necronomicon

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    Baking A Cake In A Rice Cooker

    Baking A Cake In A Rice Cooker

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't aware that you could bake a cake in a rice cooker. I'm still not convinced.

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    #67

    So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

    So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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    Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

    Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy

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    #69

    I Made A Lasagna For Lunch. Here's The Result

    I Made A Lasagna For Lunch. Here's The Result

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    A Bee Stung My Foot When I Put Them On. 40 Mins Later

    A Bee Stung My Foot When I Put Them On. 40 Mins Later

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    First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

    First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

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    #72

    How Is This Even Possible?

    How Is This Even Possible?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was too much uncooked rice in the pot. But, the way it expanded in a cylindrical shape is impressive.

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    #74

    There Was An Attempt By My Dad To Make My Brother A Patrick Star Birthday Cake

    There Was An Attempt By My Dad To Make My Brother A Patrick Star Birthday Cake

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    #75

    The Apple Your Parents Warn You About At Halloween

    The Apple Your Parents Warn You About At Halloween

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    #76

    Cute Dots On My Cheesecake Ended Up Looking Like A Skin Disease

    Cute Dots On My Cheesecake Ended Up Looking Like A Skin Disease

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    #77

    My Mom Accidently Cooked My Sister Farrah's Glove. This Is Where I Get My Cooking Skills

    My Mom Accidently Cooked My Sister Farrah's Glove. This Is Where I Get My Cooking Skills

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    Yesterday’s Bread vs. Today’s Bread After Realising The Yeast Was Out Of Date

    Yesterday’s Bread vs. Today’s Bread After Realising The Yeast Was Out Of Date

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    I Tried To Make Cupcakes... And They Look Like Poop. Literally

    I Tried To Make Cupcakes... And They Look Like Poop. Literally

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    My Girlfriend Made Vegetarian Hotdogs

    My Girlfriend Made Vegetarian Hotdogs

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    #81

    Meal Prepping Gone Wrong

    Meal Prepping Gone Wrong

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    My Boyfriend Fell Asleep Making Pizza, It Cooked For Nine Hours

    My Boyfriend Fell Asleep Making Pizza, It Cooked For Nine Hours

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    #85

    My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

    My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

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    One Day My Sous Was Consolidating The Walk In And Went Looking For Him And Found This

    One Day My Sous Was Consolidating The Walk In And Went Looking For Him And Found This

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    I Think I've Got Macarons Down Pretty Well Guys, Any Suggestions On How To Start A Home Bakery?

    I Think I've Got Macarons Down Pretty Well Guys, Any Suggestions On How To Start A Home Bakery?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't feel too bad. Macarons are notoriously difficult to make. Pastry chefs train for years to get them right.

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    Tried Creating A New Pasta Shape And Ended Pasta Suitable For A Halloween Party

    Tried Creating A New Pasta Shape And Ended Pasta Suitable For A Halloween Party

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    #91

    To The Person Whose Pepper Grinder Is Broken, The Lid Of My Pepper Shaker Fell Off

    To The Person Whose Pepper Grinder Is Broken, The Lid Of My Pepper Shaker Fell Off

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    #92

    When You Let Your 3-Year-Old Kid Make Graham Balls

    When You Let Your 3-Year-Old Kid Make Graham Balls

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    #93

    This Attempt At A Rainbow Crepe Cake

    This Attempt At A Rainbow Crepe Cake

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    #94

    140 Booked In My Restaurant Tonight. My Only Oven

    140 Booked In My Restaurant Tonight. My Only Oven

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    I Hope This Sink Is Clean

    I Hope This Sink Is Clean

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened ot me once. Thankfully, it was a clean sink. I rinsed the past thoroughly with warm water and it could still be eaten without any bad consequences.

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    #97

    Good Morning. I’m Never Switching From Morton’s Again

    Good Morning. I’m Never Switching From Morton’s Again

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    #98

    Our Boy’s Fifth Birthday Cake. Wife Tried Her Best

    Our Boy’s Fifth Birthday Cake. Wife Tried Her Best

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    #99

    When Your Husband Says He’ll Take Care Of Lunch

    When Your Husband Says He’ll Take Care Of Lunch

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    #101

    Just Wanted To Be Romantic, Ended Up With Lumpy Romance

    Just Wanted To Be Romantic, Ended Up With Lumpy Romance

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your chocolate had a seizure. No, really, your chocolate seized up due to coming in contact with water. Or it was overheated.

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    #103

    While In Quarantine, My GF Did Her Best To Bake Me A Hedgehog-Shaped Cake. Turned Out To Be An Evil Voodoo Mask

    While In Quarantine, My GF Did Her Best To Bake Me A Hedgehog-Shaped Cake. Turned Out To Be An Evil Voodoo Mask

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I don't think the original looked that good anyway. It reminds me of Hellraiser.

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    #104

    Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?

    Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This waffle now resembles the iron on which it was cooked.

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    #105

    Didn’t Think To See If There Might Be A Cutting Board In The Oven Before Preheating To 400 Degrees

    Didn’t Think To See If There Might Be A Cutting Board In The Oven Before Preheating To 400 Degrees

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    #106

    First Time For My Sister In Law Cooking. I Think It’s A Little Bit Too Well Done

    First Time For My Sister In Law Cooking. I Think It’s A Little Bit Too Well Done

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, that doesn't look burnt to me. It looks like a well-cooked silkie chicken.

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    #107

    Overheated

    Overheated

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H-How? Just how? This would make for an interesting Dr. Seuss story

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    #109

    Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie

    Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie

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    #111

    Professional Bakers Tasked With Baking An Alpaca Cake

    Professional Bakers Tasked With Baking An Alpaca Cake

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    #112

    So... My Dad Just Attempted To Make A Grilled Cheese

    So... My Dad Just Attempted To Make A Grilled Cheese

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    #115

    Breaking News: Local Idiot Spills Spaghetti On Her Bed

    Breaking News: Local Idiot Spills Spaghetti On Her Bed

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    #116

    I Thought I'd Make My Own Birthday Cake This Year

    I Thought I'd Make My Own Birthday Cake This Year

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    #117

    There Was An Attempt To Cook Rice

    There Was An Attempt To Cook Rice

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    #120

    Someone Cut Me Up While Transporting Chilli For My Sister In Laws Birthday Dinner

    Someone Cut Me Up While Transporting Chilli For My Sister In Laws Birthday Dinner

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more concerned about the stab wounds than I would the state of dinner.

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    #121

    Just Six Hungry People Waiting On A Casserole At 8:00pm

    Just Six Hungry People Waiting On A Casserole At 8:00pm

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    Great Way To Start The Day This Morning

    Great Way To Start The Day This Morning

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    #123

    Just Wanted Some Balsamic Vinegar On My Salad

    Just Wanted Some Balsamic Vinegar On My Salad

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kitchen is going to smell like balsamic vinegar for a reeeeally long time.

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    #124

    My First Try At A Blancmange Didn’t Go Quite As Well As I’d Hoped

    My First Try At A Blancmange Didn’t Go Quite As Well As I’d Hoped

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    #125

    My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins. And Not 75 Secs

    My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Mins. And Not 75 Secs

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    #127

    I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This

    I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This

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    #128

    Brother Cooked, The Brother's Wife Decided Not To Taste. Cocoa Curd Pancakes, Not Cut In Pieces. I Just Leave It Here

    Brother Cooked, The Brother's Wife Decided Not To Taste. Cocoa Curd Pancakes, Not Cut In Pieces. I Just Leave It Here

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    #129

    My Sister's "Candy Cane" Shaped Sugar Cookie Turned Into The Christmas Chode In The Oven

    My Sister's "Candy Cane" Shaped Sugar Cookie Turned Into The Christmas Chode In The Oven

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    #130

    How To Not Make Nachos

    How To Not Make Nachos

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    #131

    My Roommate's Cheese Toast

    My Roommate's Cheese Toast

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    #132

    This Failed Attempt At Baking A Cake

    This Failed Attempt At Baking A Cake

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    #133

    Wife’s Attempt At Banana Bread

    Wife’s Attempt At Banana Bread

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    #134

    Bad Case Of Pizzaria

    Bad Case Of Pizzaria

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting the pizza was fully thawed before you put it in, or your oven was nowhere near 450F

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    #135

    Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

    Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

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