Cooking—it’s that optional thing that we do when we don’t want to look like lazy good-for-nothings eating cheese and salami straight out of the pack and munching on raw vegetables instead of making a salad. Even cavemen and barbarians were able to cook things well. But even with the help of modern technology, we sometimes end up absolutely butchering our meals and making mega cooking fails.

Prepare your stomachs, dear Readers, for Bored Panda has baked up a feast of the most incredible cooking fails for you to enjoy. Upvote your fave pics and leave a comment about the times you messed up while cooking. Psst. We’ve got more epic cooking fails for you to taste right here, here, and here. Remember to chew well and take your time. Patience and focus have a lot to do with success in the kitchen (and in life, but that’s another story). If you’re distracted or running around like a headless chicken then odds are, you’ll make a ton of mistakes. Before you know it, your spaghetti’s on fire. Or worse—it’s fallen straight inside your shoes. Don’t believe us? Scroll on down.

Pie artist and baking and cooking pro Jessica Clark-Bojin was kind enough to give Bored Panda a few great tips and tricks to help all of us out in the kitchen and prevent massive disasters from happening. "Kitchen 'mistakes' can range from the catastrophic, 'I forgot the pot roast in the oven and now the kitchen is on fire' to the more benign, 'I accidentally put paprika in the cookies instead of cinnamon', but in most instances, they stem from the same thing: distraction and a lack of preparation." Read on for her delicious insights into avoiding kitchen mistakes.

#1

We Tried To Make "Ladybug Rolls"

We Tried To Make "Ladybug Rolls"

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Edo Alva
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1 month ago

Doomsday is that you?

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#2

Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii

Tonight Was Foreign Culture Night In My House So I Decided To Cook A Traditional Dish From Pompeii

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Socat
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1 month ago

Ahahah ! I love that title x)

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#3

Sausage Rolls

Sausage Rolls

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

Some are growers and some are showers.

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Jessica pointed out that anyone who wants to improve in the kitchen should start by taking some time to think about and picture in their mind all the steps before diving in and starting to bake or cook. That way, you can avoid slip ups, blunders, and setting your entire kitchen aflame.

"Make sure you have all the ingredients you need before you start baking. Work 'mis-en-place' and have all the bowls, spoons, tools, etc. cleaned and out on the counter ready for you. Measure out dry ingredients in advance, and (if called for) portion out wet ingredients and chill in the fridge. Clean up pots and pans while your mixture bakes," Jessica shared.

#4

I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It

I Was Making Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damn It

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

I would have been absolutely devastated.

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#5

Yikes

Yikes

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

You have the Cobblernomicon.

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#6

My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

That cake is scarring.

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According to the pie expert, it's hard to make mistakes if you follow these steps. Or, at the very least, following them will mean that you'll catch any mistakes before they become really big issues. "Taking the few extra minutes to prep will give you a lovely stress-free baking experience!"

Jessica also shared that everyone in her family cooks, but they all have different dietary preferences. So tasting food can be a challenge. "We have family members who are vegetarian, vegan, celiac (and just plain fussy) and it’s not always possible for the cook to taste what they are making for everyone else. But you can always bring in a pinch-taster and get a second opinion!"

#7

Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

Wrong end of the banana.

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#8

My Sister Made Some French Fries

My Sister Made Some French Fries

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 month ago

More like french fires. Easy mistake to make.

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#9

Creepy Pancake

Creepy Pancake

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

The one on the right is great for Halloween. I love the purple grin.

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Other professionals echo Jessica's advice, too. Katie Workman from the Associated Press writes that we should all read through recipes all the way through ahead of time so that we can get all the ingredients that we need. What’s more, we’ll be well prepared for any time-consuming surprises in advance.

You should also get all of your ingredients ready before you start cooking. After all, if you’re supposed to be sauteing your veggies but you’re still chopping your bell peppers while your mushrooms are already frying, you might end up with a weird mix of under and over-cooked food.

Finally, keep in mind that seasoning makes all the difference to the taste of the dish. So add a pinch of salt and pepper here and there from time to time. During prep. In the middle of cooking. Right before serving. Try to find the balance between overseasoning and utter blandness. Oh, and remember to sharpen your knives!

#10

Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie

Someone Left A Bread Pudding In The Back Of The Oven For 5 Days. So Here Is My New Pet Rock, Charlie

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

Charlie has seen things.

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#11

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Who needs a throwing star when you have an apple of death.

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#12

Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine"

Friend Sent Me This. Composition: "Dad Tried To Make Wine"

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Lou
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1 month ago

Looks more like, "Dad tried to murder everyone in the family"

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#13

My Night After Work

My Night After Work

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Stimpy
Community Member
1 month ago

Sir, that is not how you are normally supposed to serve this

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#14

Found The Spoon, Honey

Found The Spoon, Honey

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Joel Lawrence
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1 month ago

You arent the little spoon, are you?

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#15

Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry

Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn't Eat; Had A Lil Cry

Not to mention that firstly I came home late from work and drop my open sandwich in the parking lot. 

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Eve L.
Community Member
1 month ago

Not your day, I guess...

Findlay LAM la personne normale
Community Member
1 month ago

What’s so funny

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Mishte Tine
Community Member
1 month ago

Awww... Virtual hugs. It’s just flour bits - and thankfully there doesn’t seem to have sauce involved (which would make cleanup so much more of a pain). Good pans end up being cheaper in the long run I think. I don’t mean the highest end stuff, but good cookware makes cooking way easier and last for years. Nothing wrong with buying used pieces as long as they’re un-damaged. And you can sterilize them too. Good cookware is wonderful. I have something a level below good (Wolfgang Puck brand). They work well, but I’ve never had anything so prone to stains and SO hard to clean. So, pass this brand up. But keep cooking no matter what your tools are like - as long as they’re safe.

Momma Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

Jusr give up and order takeout..

Cathy Carey
Community Member
1 month ago

It's clear, you are supposed to be fasting. Listen when the universe speaks.

NWB
Community Member
1 month ago

you are not meant to eat pasta today

Summer Woodsong
Community Member
1 month ago

Aw, honey.... Some days will go that way. But, now all the days following will be good ones!

Brooklyn Vickers
Community Member
1 month ago

i guess you were just tired

Banjo Peppers
Community Member
1 month ago

At least this wasn’t you being a total cooking idiot. A well-deserved cry. :(

Azziza
Community Member
1 month ago

OMG my heart goes out to you! What a horrible day :(

Christel Nellemann
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, maybe Destiny was trying to protect you from Ill Faith’s attempt to murder you by choking on food. 🥳

Noah Gibson-fowlkes
Community Member
1 month ago

mental breakdown commencing in 5 4 3 2

Johanne Trudeau
Community Member
1 month ago

Give up while you're still alive!!

Lisa Connell
Community Member
1 month ago

Was this in 2020? Because that would seem pretty normal...😒

DebbyC
Community Member
1 month ago

Hugs..

Perfumista Perfumista
Community Member
1 month ago

Would be a great day for a dog.

Alex Hamilton
Community Member
1 month ago

Do not buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.

Biana Vacker
Community Member
1 month ago

Time to order italian!! (Or whatever you want i guess)

BusLady
Community Member
1 month ago

Subliminal diet.

Jill Johnssen
Community Member
1 month ago

Go to your local restaurant supply. Buy a pot. Cheaper and better than any store. Problem solved.

CincyReds
Community Member
1 month ago

You were just meant not eat that night. I'm sorry

Jayda Estrella
Community Member
1 month ago

Did you do something bad? Karmas a bitch

Kandace Allen
Community Member
1 month ago

thats when i say where is the closest mcdonalds

Jasmine Donald
Community Member
1 month ago

yes, if all else fails.... get fast food!

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François Carré
Community Member
1 month ago

Maybe you should not have left your bed in the morning to begin with.

ArhomR
Community Member
1 month ago

On days like this one, just go back to bed. It can only get worse. I am the voice of experience when it comes to disaster days (asI call them). My sympathies.

Fan-tastic panda
Community Member
1 month ago

Poor pot.

Spinaap
Community Member
1 month ago

Time to start a no-eating-diet it seams

A Jones
Community Member
1 month ago

Impastable dish :B

Laura Jones
Community Member
1 month ago

guess its takeaway night!

Hilda Ohiro
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Yeah I would've cried too

Jayden Penzien
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Wow. I feel so bad for you.

Carole Hamilton
Community Member
3 weeks ago

fate says you will not eat today

Shirley Heyn
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Maybe time say you're starting a diet?

Lululoohoo
Community Member
4 weeks ago

universe's way of telling you to go on a diet? :P

Patricia Kasprowski
Community Member
4 weeks ago

Sounds like a vicious but effective diet plan!

CharliAnn Olney
Community Member
4 weeks ago

Mars in Retrograde strikes again!

ALANNA M POINDEXTER
Community Member
1 month ago

pour pasta

Terri Wood
Community Member
1 month ago

The Gods are saying...It’s your day to fast!

Roy Phillips
Community Member
1 month ago

I'd have had a huge swear and a shig fit bit, myself!

lakitha tolbert
Community Member
1 month ago

This is the lord's way of telling you not to eat any carbs!

P Brixey
Community Member
1 month ago

As long as it was not on the floor too long it would still tase the same.

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
1 month ago

I have a couple dogs can make that disappear in no time

fuggnuggins
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh ffs, this person gives up and sulks after two dropped pots and not even any milk involved. Give it a break.

Eric Forster
Community Member
1 month ago

Been there, done that.

Lynn Hussey
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh nasty day.

Mihiteruarewa Rangitaawa
Community Member
1 month ago

😳

Vernice Aure
Community Member
1 month ago

Only a little cry? That would leave me sobbing, swearing, primal screaming, then hiding in bed hoping tomorrow would be a better day.

Quazmodic
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

RainMan's Brother: "134. Definitely. 134. 134. No question at all. 134. No question. Definitely. 134, fly Qantas."

Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
1 month ago

Girlfriend, sit down , touch nothing until this passes or it could be worse, you could end up like french fry girl.

Terri Altman-Hollister
Community Member
1 month ago

Yeah, I would've gone straight to bed...burrowing under the blankets.

Lynn Morello
Community Member
1 month ago

Well that is 3, there should be no more. But that Pan Handle is a real bummer.

Bobbie Burgund
Community Member
1 month ago

NOT A BIG DECIOSION TO ORDER IN

Flavia Slag
Community Member
1 month ago

Aww

Steven Meyer
Community Member
1 month ago

You were not meant to eat pasta

Kim Lorton
Community Member
1 month ago

The past abilities are endless for accidents!

23AClark
Community Member
1 month ago

Awwwwww

Laura Johnston
Community Member
1 month ago

You win!

Patty Leaton
Community Member
1 month ago

new diet 2

Vanta Black
Community Member
1 month ago

Larry, Moe, or Curly?

BoredDragon
Community Member
1 month ago

You poor soul.

Shelby P
Community Member
1 month ago

i'm sad for this person

Enamelcamel
Community Member
1 month ago

You need a dog. No .. I mean you REALLY need a dog. Nobody should have to clean up 3 "lost" meals in one day!

Pasion Jones
Community Member
1 month ago

lmao well damn

Shalini Pabreja
Community Member
1 month ago

Maybe you need more sleep ...

Ljdia
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm feeling you were really tired. Sorry that happened.

Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

When something like this happens to me, I think that the universe is telling me to go on a diet.

Paula Carr
Community Member
1 month ago

OMG, you're going to starve!

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#16

Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong

Boiled An Egg This Morning And I Think Something Went Horribly Wrong

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S.
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1 month ago

Rapunzel, let down your hair!

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#17

I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

I'll Never Be Someone's Bride

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Eve L.
Community Member
1 month ago

What the hell is this supposed to be?

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#18

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

Thought You Guys Might Like This Pie I Baked

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Darko Pešić
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1 month ago

I do, looks awesome for Haloween :D

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#19

So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours

So My Wife Grilled Corn Tonight. For 2 1/2 Hours

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ML
Community Member
1 month ago

I read my wife killed corn tonight and I thought what an appropriate description

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#20

This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour

This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn't My Stock Simmering... It's Been Over An Hour

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

This can happen to anyone. I have turned on the wrong burner a few times. Fortunately, I have never melted a pot.

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#21

I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims

I Baked Some Strawberry Cakes In Cat-Shaped Pans, Then Iced Them. They Came Out Looking Like Burn Victims

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Blakkur Sverrir
Community Member
1 month ago

You do know, you are not supposed to use live kittens?

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#22

5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift

5 Minutes Before Closing After A 12-Hour Shift

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MaeRose
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1 month ago

I'll just sit there and cry my eyes out

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#23

I Tried To Bake

I Tried To Bake

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Sara Rodrigues
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh god, please end its suffering

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#24

This Cake

This Cake

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Lyra Fortune
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1 month ago

You just need to level it, this happens to every cake

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#25

I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today

I Was Told You Guys Might Appreciate This. Made A Pie Today. Dropped A Pie Today

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Eve L.
Community Member
1 month ago

It looked so beautiful....

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#26

Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said

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Joel Lawrence
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1 month ago

Now you can have 5 loaves!!!

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#27

Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving From My Little Sister's First Ever Turkey

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

It looks like a black toad.

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#28

Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard

Guess I Cut It A Little Too Hard

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Charlotte Wiltse
Community Member
1 month ago

what the f*ck?? this is a person to be feared

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#29

Broiled Sids

Broiled Sids

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Jody Brown
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1 month ago

What were they originally?

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#30

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well

Apparently Using A Syringe To Inject The Filling Of A Jelly Bun Doesn't Work That Well

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Nigel Rodgers
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1 month ago

It would be useful for Halloween

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#31

My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake

My Sister Made My Brother A Birthday Cake

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

The cake split, but the frosting job is not bad.

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#32

My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

My Submission For Dumbest Way To Injure Yourself: I Burnt My Hand Taking Tomato Soup Out Of The Microwave. The Toast I Was Making Popped Up And It Scared Me

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

The toast was sneaking up on you.

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#33

Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

Tried Cooking A Sweet Potato In My New Air Fryer Today

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wandile dludlu
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1 month ago

What you have there is a coal. Put that under some meat and have a bbq

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#34

Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mother's Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

The effort was appreciated, I am sure.

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#35

This Is What Defeat Looks Like

This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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Truth Monster
Community Member
1 month ago

I feel sorry for her. She looks like this is hitting her hard

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#36

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

Me: This Tin Should Be Big Enough. Banana Bread: Freedom

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Banana the Hutt.

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#37

Making Some Spaghetti

Making Some Spaghetti

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Danieletc
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Sure, let a fire burn out of control. Grab a camera, not a fire extinguisher, all for your social media Maybe you cause the baby and 3-YO sister in the apartment upstairs to burn alive. But so what, your LOLz are like, SO worth it, and so much likes!

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#38

I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish

I Tried To Make A Cake With A Lobster Shaped Dish

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

I think the mold makes the cake come out like that on purpose.

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#39

When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

When All I Want To Do Is Make Spaghetti, But All Signs Point To It Not Happening

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Dana Grunwald
Community Member
1 month ago

Looks very .... crispy!

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#40

Well I Tried

Well I Tried

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Raine Soo
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1 month ago

You made a yellow Barney cake.

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#41

Birthday Cake Attempt This Weekend

Birthday Cake Attempt This Weekend

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago

Did it taste good, at least?

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#42

I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19

I Was Making Thai Basil Chicken Then I Turned Around For A Minute And My Brother Put Blue Food Dye In It. He’s 19

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Stimpy
Community Member
1 month ago

Looks like smurf puke

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#43

Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

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Stimpy
Community Member
1 month ago

Sir, I think you are supposed to use water...

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#44

Still Looking For An Answer On How This Happens

Still Looking For An Answer On How This Happens

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Jody Brown
Community Member
1 month ago

How the hell?

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#45

What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made

What My Brother Was Trying To Make vs. What He Actually Made

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Sian Edwards
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1 month ago

Someone finally killed Barney the dinosaur!

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#46

A Beast Cheesecake

A Beast Cheesecake

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Eve L.
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh no, it looked so tasty!

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#47

Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner

Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner

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S.
Community Member
1 month ago

Break it into littler triangular pieces and... have a nachos night?

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#48

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That"

Black Bean "Burrito" My Roommate Made With Rice Paper. He Was Out Of Tortillas And Said "I Didn't Think It Would Look Like That"

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Raine Soo
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

This is quite funny. I didn't expect them to look like segments of a large instestine either.

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#49

My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch

My Mom Wanted A Cherry Pie. After Making One From Scratch I Dropped It On My Way To Deliver To Her Porch

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ML
Community Member
1 month ago

What did she ever do to you?

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#50

My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife

My Own Invention: Eggplant With A Side Of Melted Knife

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Romenriel
Community Member
1 month ago

We have this knife at home, it's a cr*p anyway.

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