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Sometimes people use the internet to think aloud and share their inner most thoughts, but along with this oversharing comes bored internet commenters armed with rapid-fire comebacks. Tumblr is the perfect site to witness some of the most entertaining internet back and forth exchanges. You might think you know where a thread is going, but in these examples you will see that things can take a turn with the push of a button. In some of these threads users chose to share witty fake facts, while others chose to troll the poster on a more personal level. Bored Panda has rounded up some hilarious Tumblr conversations that took a surprise twist. From the brutal to the random, don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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#1
M O'Connell 7 years ago
Actually, 1 Mile started out as 'mille passus' Latin for '1000 paces" or 5000 Roman Feet. The measurement was adjusted to fit a specific monarch's foot much later on. The Roman mile also equals 8 furlongs which fits in with the fractional system much of the rest of imperial measurements are based on.
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
As far as engineering and science are concerned, we largely have. Even with the imperial system, engineering calculations are always done in .001, or .0001 of an inch, we don't use fractions in design. When you think about it in the context of the construction trades, fractions of an inch make much more sense than millimeters. Most wood-frame or concrete construction doesn't need to be much more accurate than 1/8", and it's easier to do math with larger units.
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PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock 7 years ago
Why is no one getting this Joey reference?! It's the best!
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GlassOfWater 7 years ago
I was so confused with the tomato thing coz I pronounce it 'too-mah-toes'
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago
As an American, I have started only using metric system in any way I could and it drives my friends nuts. I just tell them to look it up if it's too hard.
Grumble O'Pug 7 years ago
I use it, and I love explaining how they derived things like the mL, etc. Drives them wild.
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Echo 7 years ago
This little thing about America and not changing is so Silly. The metric system is the same way as the c**p we use. It is based off something. I obviously wish that we had converted long ago and my kids will grow up understand both. To act like it is something archaic is little overboard. It is a unit. Something logical made to allow understanding. My mile will work just as well as someone's meter or kilo. One of these days when we people have mastered travel to the stars we will look back at how weird it was we chose what a meter is.
Bored Office Girl 7 years ago
America's measurement methods are weird, but we're used to it. It's pretty easy for me.
Kiki 7 years ago
And England needs to lose the expensive welfare recipients they call the Royal Family and join the 21st century like the U.S.
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
the royal family brings more money to UK thx to goodies, events and stuff like that than it cost UK, do you know a single president who do that?
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Josh Eskin 7 years ago
Yeah! Those stupid tress making oxygen so we can breathe. It pretty unbelievable if you ask me.
makenzie stephenson 7 years ago
Can forget them removing Carbon Dioxide from the air so we don't suffocate, it's ridiculous that they would do that... dumb trees
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Mary Clogston 7 years ago
I really wish I could say this was an over exaggeration but it's so true
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Logic dictates that trees couldn't give off wifi signals - they'd get caught in the branches.
Kevin Braid 7 years ago
if i recall, the ocean produces the most of our oxygen, 70%??? i think, yet the state of our oceans is largely ignored sadly
#3
Amazon QT 7 years ago
Me neither!! But am Igoing to Hell forlaughing at it?
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Oo, slow clap. How many of us are wishing that we'd said that? :-)
Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
100% Agreed. I mean no idiot would buy an advertised on craigslist kid!
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Amazon QT 7 years ago
Just image of she were Asian -with skin as yellow as _____.
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Liz dJ 7 years ago
Is it a bad thing to test this theory on my future children? One is allowed to look at the moon, the other isn't... will the latter be immortal?
Alvin J Frazier 7 years ago
its also been found that mass murderers, rapists, and child molesters consume water in varying amounts. tequila will save us.
Amazon QT 7 years ago
Then there’ll be no tides... the songs about the moon won’t make sense...
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Janina Prado 7 years ago
instead of the ladder against the window, he's branching out....... i'll just leaf now.
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DippityDooDerp 2 years ago
I change in front of my best friend. I'm not interested in him like that. He's not interested in me like that. He's just my best friend and I'm completely comfortable around him.
#7
madcow 3417 7 years ago
Don't the vaccines need anything? Won't someone think of the vaccines!
Scott Brynildsen 7 years ago
Kids don't need meat, they need protein which can come from many sources.
Jace 7 years ago
Indeed. The constant obsession with meat=protein and "where do you get your protein" being asked to vegans... All protein is created by plants. Animals don't create protein.
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Lauren Baker 7 years ago
Except I'm a vegetarian and I'm strong and fast and healthy! And I'm a kid! But all the rest are VERY true!
#8
Master Markus 7 years ago
Yeah, you could live in the middle of the wilderness where you barely see any people but you'd still want glasses if your vision isn't that good.
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Zanthe 7 years ago
Sometimes I'm not in the mood so I take off my glasses and enjoy the blurred view.
Jer Leonard 7 years ago
At night I sit outside without mine on and look at the light flowers.
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Alycia Bell 7 years ago
Just think, before the time of glasses, there would have been a HUGE percentage of people who were just - useless! I'm BLIND without my glasses... i just can't imagine living in a time where theres no other option. SIGHT SHOULD BE FREE!!!!
#9
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Babies and mothers can swap haematopoietic stem stems and thus become chimerae of each other. Probably a good reason to look very carefully at potential mothers-in-law before committing to your beloved... :-)
Josh Eskin 7 years ago
This is the key to immortality. When your old and dying just transfer your blood into a youth. Then repeat for infinity
#10
Grace Smith 7 years ago
YOU POP ME GIZZARDS LAUGHING THA A BANGER OF A JOKE RIGH THERE
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Kevin Braid 7 years ago
it is indeed funny lol, im guessing hope floats is English lol
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Mika N 7 years ago
Nothing wrong at all. I still thought it was a funny burn and twist to the conversation, even though I have no problem at all with England and don't think it is a "trash island" in the least. I would've laughed no matter what country or place they put in the sentence.
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John Harwood 7 years ago
I am able only to comment about the part of England I live in, which is around the dead centre of the country. The roads are terrible, some are like cart tracks due to disrepair. There is litter everywhere you look because nobody watches the litterbugs. They should be fined on the spot, but no, the council don't employ wardens. Anybody got an old fridge/washing machine/TV? Whang it under the farmer's hedge with all the rest of the scrap. If you're planning a journey by car you had better add on an hour or so for the inevitable hold-ups at road junctions, traffic lights, road works etc. The transport infrastructure is overloaded to the point of collapse. Members of the populace have no pride in their appearance. Charity shops are clothing very many people because we are a breadline nation now. Austerity has ground us all under foot. The politicians think we are all too stupid to realise that their game is to bring down wages and living standards to the level of the poorest countries.
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Ed Brentnall 7 years ago
United kingdom includes Northern Ireland. Great Britain is the Island you're referencing.
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#11
Josh Eskin 7 years ago
It to bad that the third movie didn't do well or we would of gotten more of that Spider-Man
Pam 7 years ago
Viva Tom Holland...best Spidey yet!! "I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark..." :(
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Robert Morson 7 years ago
"does he flip his entire F**k?" Everything about this sentence is wrong in the most hilarious way. I mean, most of this is written funny, but that sentence makes it great.
#12
Marie-Louise Chenois 7 years ago
but black dots are OVER the white background? They are trying to seize our lands and steal our bread!
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They aren't all black dots. Every second one in that list is white.
Hans 7 years ago
No yellow squares! No pink triangles. Do you think this is a gane? ;)
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#13
Sasy 7 years ago
I once got asked by a Canadian (online) how Sydney could host the Olympics, they did not know we had cities, thought the whole country was the outback.
Megan 7 years ago
Are you telling me you don't live in the desert with pet kangaroos
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DE Ray 7 years ago
As an Arkansan, I can relate- once had a national level news organization coming to do a story at a local university because the oldest (at that time) person to graduate college was getting their degree. I got a call because they were frantic that they would not be able to rent off-road vehicles at the airport to reach the university. Cause, you know, Arkansas doesn't actually have roads...
Marcin Karp 7 years ago
Well, at least they were not looking for a stagecoach.
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
My Egyptian ex was asked if he brought his camel with him to the US. "No, he was scared of the airplane, so I brought my donkey instead."
Lady A 7 years ago
I was raised Methodist and had someone who was raised Catholic ask me if it were true that we sacrificed cows. She was serious. She was 40-something.
DE Ray 7 years ago
As a former Methodist (the church leadership is becoming far too conservative, forgetting that we are saved by Grace, not acts). I can confirm. Cows, typically in the form of stew, are regularly sacrificed via consumption in the Fellowship Hall during potlucks.
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Has to beat the Australian broadband network - the conservative government here decided that fibre-to-the-home was too expensive, so now we have an already-obsolete network that cost more than it would have to do properly, and bandwidth-wise it's already not fit for purpose...
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
To add to the above, they used the old 20th century copper telephone network, which even the owner Telstra didn't want because it was falling to pieces. Go figure.
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KT Trondsen 7 years ago
I remember talking to an american online once, he was really amazed I had a working computer inside my igloo.....
#14
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Remember the BP tattoo thread with the lady with a "galaxy" of dots over her breasts, and a guy with abs depicted by dots? It seems that they should each have an entry in 'World Geography 1948' too...
Josh Eskin 7 years ago
It appears that the US is the only place not fully taken over by the hogs. But one day they might even get the United States
LOttawa 7 years ago
It already started, the US has the biggest hog of all for President ;)
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Josie Jones 7 years ago
It's not that small I'm 5'2" I often see shorter people than me, and know a lot of girls my height. But I've had mostly tall boyfriends I.e. 6'+ (180+ cm). But I often thought about that angle thing, because I'm short tall guys see me from a great angle ha ha ha think that's why my bf says I'm beautiful all the time. He's seeing me from above (best angle).
Melissa Mitchell 7 years ago
I'm 5'2. It's true. :) They're all taller. {Well, my mother was 4'9 {and a half, she never let anyone forget that half,lol}.
Rappenwolf 7 years ago
I'm 5'0". I always wanted the tall guys I dated to have interesting belt buckles because that's what I saw when dancing with them. Also, dancing cheek to cheek meant I was behind them in a conga line.
#16
Master Markus 7 years ago
I bet they actually hate wasps but many humans are specists who don't learn how to distinguish the two.
Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
Dude you eat their vomit all the time...it's really no wonder you hate them...
WaLe 7 years ago
Was I the only one that grew up traumatized by the movie "My Girl" where the kid dies because of the bees and was inevitably scarred for life?!
SandaPanda 7 years ago
I think I got scarred for life when I swallowed one not because of the movie...
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Lazy Panda 7 years ago
What kind of moron hates bees? If all bees disappeared we'd literally only a few years to live, but I mean who needs bees
Trevor Blackwell 7 years ago
Exactly, there are other pollinators such as beetles. Bees are NOT needed.
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BoopityBooptiyBooper 7 years ago
why are you getting downvoted? this is true
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Janina Prado 7 years ago
i'm sleepy and i read as "That's why Texas should probably just stick to ukulele..." and i was about to ask what doe Texas have to do with a dinosaur? then i reread it.
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Master Markus 7 years ago
It all depends on what they're playing. Jason Mraz? F**k no. Dethklok? F**k yes.
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Coco! 7 years ago
I created a word with my friends: Disamnoytience: disappointment, annoyance, and impatience. We based it off the scenario when you are waiting for a screen to load, and the wheel just keeps spinning, and spinning until you are so annoyed, that you exit out right after the screen pops open. So now you need to reload it again.
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BlackestDawn 7 years ago
Well, it takes a pretty big logical leap to get there.
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Aaron Kara 7 years ago
I just cant see a cat enjoying garlic bread, this was clearly done out of spite. I love cats but they can be utter bastards
Lynn Noyes 7 years ago
And now the cat has garlic breathe. And will insist on licking its owner's face.
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Cats will absolutely do that sort of bastardry. My sister had a cat that ate through the plastic wrap of her lunch to eat the sandwich - the same cat also used to eat capsicums from off the kitchen bench... Odd cat!
Carol Williams 7 years ago
Feel in' for you...bet it breathed in your face come morning too...
Geneviève V 7 years ago
Entirely out of spite, since cats can't eat garlic - "In fact, garlic is extremely toxic to dogs and cats and the consumption of even a small amount can lead to severe poisoning and, if not treated in time, death." https://phz8.petinsurance.com/pet-health/pet-toxins/garlic-toxicity-and-pets
#21
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Wear it on a chain round your neck and no-one will know you are desperate.
Gabby 7 years ago
My ex had a pouch full of condoms. He was my most prepared guy ever. We were ready whenever we wanted. And whenever other girls wanted to as well. Guess now I know why he was always so f*****g prepared.
Aileen Grist 7 years ago
Imagine whipping out your gameboy case when asked if you had any protection - they'd look at you and run.
#22
Josh Eskin 7 years ago
I've actually heard of this fact but yeah so I guess that monster in my nightmare is just probably Jeff from work
Lynn Noyes 7 years ago
This is like that statement that no two snowflakes are alike. Did someone measure them all?
blue-stars 7 years ago
I doubt that this fact is true, because if it were impossible to forget a face I wouldn’t have face blindness.
I'm So Damn Happy 7 years ago
Oh. My. God. The things I have seen in my nightmares are truly horrifying. IVE SEEN THOSE THINGS??????
Hope Papernacky 5 years ago
It would have been scarier if ninepulse had put an apostrophe in “can’t”
Hope Papernacky 5 years ago
Because improper grammar always makes things less scary
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Magdalina777 7 years ago
Afaik this is not a fact per se but a theory some scientists believe(far as human faces go, anyway). I think Freud may have actually been its founder(along with founder of many other amusing things, some of them probably more true than the others:P). He did mention some investigations he did on unfamiliar faces in his own dreams only to discover these were random people from his early childhood whom he'd only seen a few times and never remembered *consciously*.
#23
.Nicole. 7 years ago
So I'm American and I mean this in no way condescending, I'm just honestly curious. I have never really had tea before. Is it all about a specific type or brand that Europeans love? Or is it just any tea?
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Becca The Bear 7 years ago
If you drink a hot drink when it’s hot it’ll cool you down. The heat is sensed in your body and a hormone reaction is triggered to make your body cool down
Ruth Mayfly 7 years ago
What are you talking about? We've already had our summer this year, between the 12th and 18th of May.
Load More Replies... Magdalina777 7 years ago
People in certain hot countries/places actually believe that hot tea helps you tolerate the heat better - it will make you sweat more and the excessive perspiration will then cool you off better or something along those lines. Personally I'm not buying into this but that's a thing:P Hot tea with *salt* is also a thing in some of those places btw. Yikes.
#24
Elizabeth Lord Cary 7 years ago
the look on the cats face in the picture really compliments this one
Super Cat 7 years ago
Where the hell is the damn camera !?!?!?! HOW IS THIS PICTURE TAKEN ? IT SEEMS AS IT THE PERSON HOLDING THE CAT AS CAMERA LENSES IN HER OR HIS EYES. the robot apocalypse as begun . gather the cats. we need their help
BlackestDawn 7 years ago
Hands come from too of center so my guess is two people, one holding the cat and another taking the picture. If it really is a single person then the camera is either "mounted" on the side of the head (a.la GoPro) or they are craning their neck way too far to the right to be comfortable.
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Janine B. 7 years ago
It's not angry, it's scared as hell. Just look at its tail. Poor little thing.
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#25
GlassOfWater 7 years ago
There was this girl in my class who had a strong American accent purely from watching too much tv as a kid. Nobody in her family or friends group were American.
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
I'd seen a child like that, too. Ignored by her parents, she learned to speak by watching cartoons.
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Josie Jones 7 years ago
I'd love to hear this so called "British" accent because Americans are dead awful at doing any accent.
Katie Smith 7 years ago
Most adults are dead awful at accents because our brains stop hearing nuances in language beyond a certain age. It's why you can tell someone how to pronounce your name 57 times and they still get it wrong.
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Scott Brynildsen 7 years ago
That's like Madonna's fake British accent. When she uses it I think, "For the love of all things beautiful, SHUT THE F**K UP!!!"
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
A lot of Australian kids are cultivating slight USAmerican accents from watching so much US TV. It kinda, like, sucks...
Anne Bleakley 7 years ago
Fun Fact - you can have a British Accent and not be from England by growing up in one of the other countries in The UK. England and Britain are not synonymous
DippityDooDerp 2 years ago
British accents, mouth breathing and lip smacking are the three most annoying sounds imo. I'm fine with any other accents.
#26
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Darn. I love walking around alone in the middle of the night, and now I'm going to be doing it with the idea in my head that everyone is feeling me...
Anne Reid 7 years ago
Not EVERYONE is feeling you. Some of us just like to sniff.
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Erin 7 years ago
The passive aggressive smiley faces at the end of sentences like that really irritate me for some reason.
Christopher Columbus 7 years ago
It's called a light switch and it prevents you from touching the buld...
phansfanta 7 years ago
I've actually done that once, I accidentally left the light on when I was running an errand, and when I got back home the lamp was so hot it burned my hand.
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
LEDs will fix that problem for you - as long as the ballast isn't in the vicinity of skin!
Cassandra Soncrant 7 years ago
A lot of people are awake then. Insomnia, 3rd shift workers, hospital staff, janitors, etc.
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Amanda Patterson 7 years ago
Yeah...the sun has burned me many more times than anything electronic has.
#28
Mika N 7 years ago
My cat was a stray when we found her at 8 weeks and is often a bit aloof, but this is the one thing she doesn't mind. I kiss her tiny soft little forehead all the time!
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Hope Papernacky 5 years ago
I smooch my kitty cat on her forehead every day, and also occasionally tell her off for trying to eat plastic, or a frog, or her sister
King of the Clouds 7 years ago
My Cat has tried to chew my toes and fingers before It hurts a lot
Magdalina777 7 years ago
My cat hates being kissed. He'll try to avoid it, if he can't you can literally read all the disgust of the world on his face, like it has YIKES written all over it in giant letters pretty much XD He also doesn't eat anything but catfood...and sticky tape. Don't ask me why, apparently it smells and tastes super nom. I absolutely love my cat:)
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
Mine just chews plastic. He'll get into the trash and pull out something plastic and chew it all over. Then I find it go to pick it up and its covered in gross cat spit with tiny holes everywhere on it. He's rather meticulous about it.
#29
madcow 3417 7 years ago
You can have sex when you're married? Oh boy have I got something to tell my wife!
Full Name 7 years ago
When I first moved in with a girl the coworkers were all "Dude, but you're limited to one chick". Yeah, those random, sloppy, drunken messes you get lucky with once per month sure beat guaranteeing you go to bed with a hot girl you actually like every single night. *palmface *
Iris Omri-Engler 7 years ago
You can have all that also without marriage but hey don't tell anyone :-)
Katie Smith 7 years ago
Yeah but marriage is nice and really we should bring it back.
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Katie Smith 7 years ago
Got married at 22. Am 37 now and still happily married to the same man. We've grown up together and it's not been easy at times but we'll worth sticking through the tough parts.
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Hope Papernacky 5 years ago
Smh, fake grammar nazi. If they were talking to the round cheese, they would have said “you win this, round cheese.”
#31
Cat person 7 years ago
Nah crabs are more like sea spiders. There's literally a breed called the spider crab (look it up if you dare)
#32
DE Ray 7 years ago
Boys waxing facial hair would be a bit like waxing your scalp. I would recommend you try it - if I was a sadist.
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Marie Kuehler 7 years ago
if you can pull it off, I think you have a problem...just a thought.
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Purple light 7 years ago
Aha, the infamous I am a vegan and I haven't said anything about it in the last five minutes post.
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Catherine Holtham-Oakley 7 years ago
Actually, many British Iron Age gold coins are only stamped on one side....
Cerys Dunbar 7 years ago
Yo Socrates it’s a f*****g cookie is the best sentence I have ever heard
Anonymous Pigeon 4 years ago
Ok but: - separate the cookies from cream - roll cream into ball - munch on cookies - eat cream ball
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
i disagree. i'm one of those people who eats just the cream and doesn't like the cookie. and if you wanna marry me deal with it
Isabel Care 7 years ago
Oreos taste like charcoal. Revolting things. Are they supposed to be chocolate? If so, they have failed
#34
Anna Brown 7 years ago
Eat, sleep, breathe and reproduce much like everything else!...what do you do with your time?
#35
Daniel Fleming 7 years ago
Actually two people might've noticed how dusty the car is and pulled a prank, judging by the lack of smudges, and imprint of jeans.
#36
Shari H 7 years ago
I think we should strive, as a species, to add a third type of person.
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Susanna Vesna 7 years ago
Creepy and beautiful at the same time! Never heard of this condition
#37
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
I read James Brown. It's a generational divide.
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Melanie Intrieri 7 years ago
And Jesus said, 'That's when I carried you' . ( cracks up) Had to.
#39
Kelly Murray 7 years ago
*raises hand* I'm one of those people who orders ginger ale on a plane.
Calypso poet 7 years ago
I order vodka and ginger ale and make my husband get the same . Then I chug both mini bottles vodka and pray we don’t crash.
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Luna Moonwatcher 6 years ago
I order apple juice. If you say it’s a kids drink I will fight you.
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
We wouldn't need to. A slight movement when rinsing your hands would scrape against it and cut you.
#41
Stannous Flouride 7 years ago
It stands for the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance, and passing funeral corteges.
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
It's an arti that was choked of course. Oh, the cruelty of it all!
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
The real crime was his parents spelling Arti with an "i"
Load More Replies... Crazy Cow Lady 7 years ago
I mean plants are alive and you could argue that the energy pulses in an artichoke heart is like beating...
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Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
"Yeah, I went out with a Roman once - Climax. The I went out with his twin brother, Anticlimax..."
Kelly 7 years ago
Unless, if you are a female: In that case, neither rights or land...
Load More Replies... Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
The rules have changed people....today they would be Steve and Stevn't, Geminus and Geminusn't.....*muahahaha*
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Duncan Fery 7 years ago
Don't worry, that's just the proof that we live in the darkest timeline
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The funniest thing is that the person who made this post is called 'rough rimjob'...?
borklaser 7 years ago
I have to spend the rest of my day convincing my brain it doesn't need to imagine what a rough rim job is.
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Alex Conner 7 years ago
Something tells me that this person had a guy actually say that to them. The real question is this- did they let him?
#45
Matt 7 years ago
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED WHISPERING ABOUT BOOBS? IMPOSSIBURU!
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Siddharth Rath 7 years ago
I READ THE ENTIRE THONG WHILE SHOUTING IN MY BRAIN! WAIT...WHY AM I SHOUTING IN MY COMMENT TOO?
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Yes, we can and yes, we focus on it the most while it's happening. :) It's nice.
#46
athornedrose 7 years ago
actually, depending on how little money you have, being married comes with what's called the "marriage penalty" because you are bumped up in tax brackets with your combined income. i've known couples together for decades with children that won't marry because they can't afford the taxes.
#47
Hannah McGowen 7 years ago
L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one I see, V is very very extraordinary, E is eggs for you and me. Finished the poem ~ ❤
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
l is for loaves of bread o is for omlet v is for vanilla ice cream eating is all i do
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
I think the reason I thought this was so funny is because you know one of the people that finished the other parts of the song got SUPER mad that it was messed up
TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 3 years ago
L= with disdain O= that random dog V= that random dog E=trans person in denial!
StrangeStars 7 years ago
Egg is for when I find you cheating on me and I throw eggs at your head until you're dead. :)
#48
serena 7 years ago
Well the same person posted each line so I assume it is a joke.
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Random Panda 7 years ago
Reminds me of the time someone on posted a close-up of a fruit and said that it's a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina. Too many people fell for that one.
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
nice! wondering if someone would remember that while i was scrolling through the comments
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KateandAllison HW 7 years ago
I love pomegranates but for some strange reason I only ever buy and eat them at Christmas?
#49
jetmastergames 7 years ago
i haVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE (sorry watching a BL2 play just before)
#50
Lena Hill 3 years ago
I know this is four years old and I’m sorry but It’s spelled “remy”
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Ermm…It is actually referencing to Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster since the two usually get messed up
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Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago
S**t. Your post was at 42 likes and I would've liked but I just couldn't disrespect the answer to life the universe and everything like that
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JMQ 7 years ago
Jesus, sometimes I think something went wrong along the way as tumblr developed... it's the craziest (and most fun) social media site out there.
TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 3 years ago
we all are gay, love frogs, and like Halloween way tooooo much!
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JMQ 7 years ago
Jesus, sometimes I think something went wrong along the way as tumblr developed... it's the craziest (and most fun) social media site out there.
TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 3 years ago
we all are gay, love frogs, and like Halloween way tooooo much!
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