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“I get inspired by all kinds of things. It usually happens in three situations, during conversations with friends, on long walks, or as I'm drifting off to sleep,” Andy, the illustrator behind the amusing (and sometimes dark) Skeleton Claw cartoons told Bored Panda in a heart-to-heart interview.

“Some strange inkling of thought pops into my head and I'll write it down. Sometimes they become these cartoon drawings, more often they remain notes on my phone.”

We’ve collected some of the funniest Skeleton Claw webcomics, so scroll down, enjoy the dark humor, and our full interview with Andy. Upvote your faves, leave us a comment with your thoughts below, and be sure to let us know which of Skeleton Claw’s cartoons you enjoyed most and why! Onwards, Pandas!

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Wottermehlon Doge
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its the same thing...40$ a week probably more, for cigarettes that slowly kill you its the sad truth

Musashi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about a cheeseburger with fries?

Ayan Granger
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone want to do it?

Felicity Alexander
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5 years ago

Jerks. Bitches. whatever. Asswholes. idiots.

Kathy Baylis
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously he prefers coffin nails.

Iris Engler
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least I will pay less than 40 bucks monthly and die slower

Chris DiFonso
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will die slower as your quality of life gets worse and worse and worse

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    Baby Clanger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes shockingly true, but not just coffee cups, disposable diapers take 450 years to rot down...

    TheWeirdPlant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look really closely, you can see two "dun don," possibly saying that it's dunken donuts, meaning it's 400 years in the future.

    Illustrator Andy admitted that he is a fan of Bored Panda and reads our online magazine ‘all the time.’ According to the artist, it takes him 2 to 3 hours, on average, to draw a single comic. However, the process can take far longer: “Sometimes, way longer because I'll edit and re-draw the same idea several times.”

    The creator of these funny comics has a very interesting point of view towards art that stresses the importance of discipline in reminding the artist why he loves drawing in the first place. “It's a bit like showering. Sometimes, you really don't want to, but as soon as you get in you don't want to leave. I have a similar relationship with drawing. I can go long periods of time without it, but as soon as I return to it, I remember everything I love about it and don't want to stop.”

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    Jeff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it always a fellow Jeff that goes bad?!?!

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you still haven’t paid me back yet!!!!!!!

    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesus christ! no one would do such a thing! Horrible!

    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of criticizing success go out and invent something to change how the world and daily life functions like Bezos did. Everything you have ever bought online is partly his work. Every online payment on every platform. Theil and Musk too

    Leah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True but Amazon workers are underpaid and underappreciated because he wants even more money for himself and his million dollar company that treat their staff terribly

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    John L
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With people this has to do with a thing called 'sexual attraction'. Every male loves a good looking a*s. With dogs this has to do with identification. The a**l gland is located in the.........well, you know. And its how dogs can positively identify other dogs, because each a**l gland smells different from all others. The sense of smell is a dog's best sense, so they rely on it more than humans.

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but we didn't sniff other butt on the street… i mean… not everyone right?

    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't? No wonder I get weird looks on the street..

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    Shadowpuppy_123
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the person looking at pictures of strangers butts..

    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very incorrect because my god. Dogs are super cute! Look at their faces! LoL

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    Bored Panda was interested to hear whether Andy always wanted to be an artist. Here’s what he had to say: “I think so. When I was really young, I loved doodling and playing with clay. When I started school, drawing became an escape from seemingly endless boredom.”

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    “When I was in college, I dabbled with the idea of becoming an Artist (with a capital ‘A’) but decided that it didn't feel like a genuine way to express myself. A few years ago I stumbled on accident onto the idea of drawing comics, and something just kind of clicked.”

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    Sparrow Flying Free
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Show Incognito Mode some respect here...

    John Greene
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does everyone else. You’re not hiding anything by not recording your browser history. The network trackers in IT still know what you’re doing. They even blocked all the VPN IP addresses on our network.

    Alif Zakaria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The big net ain’t what ya think it is, toots. Ain’t like it at all”

    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. so correct. I get a bunch of stupid notifications that i don't want. Frick!

    Ninja Kat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why else would you use it????

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    Satirical Duchess
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She already has a bunch of pearls around her neck!

    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have loads of bad things to say about her already!!!

    Why?
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have just clammed up!

    Bored Birgit
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, this might cause stress disorder

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    Despite the large following of fans who eagerly await his every new creative idea, Andy says that he doesn’t yet consider himself to be a professional artist. However, he has learned a lot of valuable lessons on his way up.

    “The biggest challenge I've faced is learning to not pay too much attention to what people say. If 99% of the feedback is positive, my natural tendency is to look at the 1% that isn't.”

    “When I was starting out, I'd be very bothered by negative comments, and it would affect my desire to draw and cause me to second guess myself. Nowadays I'm much less affected by such things. I try to keep a healthy distance between what I do and what people say about it,” he said.

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    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also fun to play with friends, one makes a wish, the other messes it up while still fufilling it :)

    Madb vonMesser
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my first wish of multiple is always going to be spent on "I wish all my wishes are fulfilled in the manner which I intend".

    Zeynep Ozdogru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he said Jesus but has an atheist

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    Felype Rennan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can vicariously feel Susan's burning desire to make an army of Robots and dominate the world

    Lizzy Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaha "Lazy Susan"!!!!!!! i just got that!

    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the sad truth its dramatic but its still true

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know about Susan, but Kathy would be telling them their effing legs aren’t broken, so they can get it themselves or starve.

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan, tell them you're not their waitress

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    He also shared some honest advice with those artists who might be too scared or too shy to share their art with the world: “You're not going to get better by hiding. Your fear is absolutely holding you back. Share your work now, if only to prove to yourself that you are no coward. Afterwards, you'll find that what felt like jumping off a cliff was in reality no scarier than stepping off the curb.”

    When asked if there was anything else that he would like to share with Bored Panda’s readers and his own fans, Andy of Skeleton Claw quipped: “Try to use less plastic if you can.” But as they say, each joke has a kernel of truth hidden somewhere inside it.

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    Musashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billy, go back to playing with Pokémon until it's time for church.

    Ellen Turner
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like cute anime. Cells at Work but they teach you chemistry.

    John Greene
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to find you a hobby Billy

    A_Reddit_User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else think of Yuri from Doki Doki literature Club or just me?

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    Sadie Shapiro
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww this one's actually sweet

    Nastase Codruta
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not actually sweet since he is really referring to a small kid...the moral his his kid could indeed do it...after years of practice and a degree...so the painting was not that simple as he thought...

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    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie I want to see :D

    Shadowpuppy_123
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um he’s a.... *deep breath* vampirezombiespidermanwerewolf

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    Cindy Snow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, you don't like absurdist humor?

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....what the f**k?

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    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can see inside of the skeleton...

    Olga K
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the true strength comes with vulnerability))

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't even have a heart

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    Jenn Unicorn Popping
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you conquer endless castles only to find out the princess is in another castle....

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stalone with that mustach? i'd Watch that!

    toybox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like an AMAZING movie

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    Bobert Robertson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half the people on my newsfeed. But then I follow them and say I don’t care. Is it them who is looking for attention? Or is it me who really cares when I say I dont. Just blew my own mind...

    Mooncut the wolf 🐺
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I get three likes on this comment I'll be happy 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people need to feel accomplished to reach true happyness https://www.simplypsychology.org/maslow.html

    Dre Mosley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need "Like" validation. Sad.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop giving out our secrets!!!

    Thunder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you guys know that cats don’t see us as slaves? They see us as other cats. And cats are solitair animals so they try to be the most mighty cat so they can have the territory. It’s kinda a relief when I figured that out.

    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope you don't anger the cat cult with this post :)

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

    Zeynep Ozdogru
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! The humans are on to us! CAT BROTHERS AND SISTERS, UNITE!

    Zoila Flores Pena
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cats are like that others are not!

    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude they weren't supposed to know wth man

    Musashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody wanting a dog in his face and jumping all over him has gotta have issues. Cats are for people who want a quiet, apathetic and fluffy housemate. Also, cats are mysterious and hypnotize their people to serve them devotedly. Dogs don't do that.

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    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whispers* peel, chop into bite size bits, chuck in a bow, toss it in the freezer overnight. Next hot day just grab one or two to chew on. yum :D

    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But overripe bananas make the best banana bread!

    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude apples are always bad. I love them but they always look great on the outside and they taste like S**T on the inside

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    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THe ghost of christmas future doesn't talk...

    Jordan W.
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    6 years ago

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    Uncle Scrooge... Watch The Christmas Carol, you will understand.

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    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok Mr. Waiter, someday it will be said to you intentionally.

    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people are always so scared of offending people. don't worry about it as long as you have good intentions and are being polite. most people will respond positively.

    Musashi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an American Problem: overly concerned with politeness in superficial conversation. The British think this is annoying, probably because their class system historically deemed that the upper class need not exchange common niceties towards the hired help simply because it was/is too much of a burden. (The butlers and maids did so much work their employers would lose their voices saying "please," "thank you," "how are you?" etc. all day long)

    Jennifer Mckenna
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha conditioned responses suck sometimes. :(

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    Chris Cromwell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing that this dragon also watches Alex Jones

    Felicity Alexander
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he just walked away from a good story! Someday, you will understand.

    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahaha, reminds me of the comments section of a news website :D

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't glow red. It means they're good.

    Citra Amalya
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They glow green, the evil sign in Disney movies

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    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yeah sure" "okay here look at this sheet it will tell you all you need to know on saving the earth" "okay *takes paper and dumps in recycling bin* done"

    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just envisioned myself in this situation so true

    Stéphanie Nadon
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. Im my head im like omg i like the environment but hell no I hate ppl. Run away!!!!

    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord and saviour in my case. *sigh*

    TheWeirdPlant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a introvert turning to a extrovert, but God people cARE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE

    David Silverberg
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because people do not want too talk to modern day religious fanatics about their delusions of the apocalypse doesn’t make them an introvert.

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    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Gollum is cooler. Bring "gollumjuice" (see Making of LOTR) and bring out your best Precioussss!

    Marlow
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bishes we all know ✨Legolas✨ is the star!!

    Milo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this but .... I think Sam is the true hero of the tale

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    Panda Kicki
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shredded, but noone to see it, maybe time for a break..?

    Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if I remember correctly, this punishment was issued to Sisyphus, because he tied up death. If I am right, why isnt he depicted as an old man here?

    Nuage de Celda
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deserved the punishment! Made a fool out of my pal Thanatos! Roll it Death-Cheater !

    NotATaco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nico: Sisy here, may I call you Sisy? Sisyphus: No Nico: Sisy here

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    Elsker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That used to be my nightmare, being at school or work and realizing I'm naked... but actually, one day at work in the cafetaria my skirt fell down. Like, literally had to pick it up from the floor. And everyone is so focused on themselves or their conversation partner, no one noticed... real eye opener. Never had that nightmare again

    Sam Petter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really need to know exactly how the pants would fit-- is it just the legs or does it go back farther onto the body?

    estimaate
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spiders kinds creep me out but this is adorable

    Hamlets twin
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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those that didn't get it: Vegan sees kid walking, is offered milk, slaps milks away without looking at it, so he never gets to see the missing poster on the milk. The missing poster of the kid he just saw walking.

    Paper A
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the author was giving a different/fresh take on what the 'dangers' of veganism are

    Pahulu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid in the first panel is the missing kid on the milk the guy refuses. I'm really not sure what point the artist is trying to make though.

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    Daria Z
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not making a FB account was one of the best decisions in my life :D

    Cindy Snow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People share way too much. I just use it for long distance friends and pet/ baby pics.

    John Greene
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never had the time for FB, then the scandals started, now I just don’t care

    L McN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made an account, then shut it down (yes, they still have my data from my active time, i know). My business has a FB account though, and they charge insane prices for posting what everyone else gets to post for free....while they profit off of my customers and my name. It makes no sense.

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    Emily Ashcraft
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feeling as used as a calculator is sad

    Steve Barnett
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The computers look down on the calculator; they made the calculator spell out 'BOOBS'.

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    David Feldmeth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the computer to the far left of the second panel it has *looks around* *whispers* pornhub

    Bobby's Girl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else old enough to remember when math teachers banned calculators in class, saying "You have to work the math out yourself, because you won't always have a calculator with you." They weren't completely wrong, though.....

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    Lizzy Potter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn! Try a walk in the sun? Maybe a garlic pizza with extra garlic?

    T5n
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garlic pizza would be a good way for anyone to go out, not just vampires

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    Raine Soo
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, though, why would a vampire want old blood?

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s so funny at this one?

    Pudgecat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has such a long neck it’s taking a while for the puke to travel from his stomach to his mouth.

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    Julia Love
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14 seconds later after he says " I am gonna puke" blllaagghheeegg!!!!!!!!!!

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he would start head-banging.. but this is excellent!

    Nerd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few weeks later: Mosh pit skills at workplace.

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that’s not handy at all...

    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, that took me a couple of extra seconds....

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    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird if I don’t get this?

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    TheWeirdPlant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should've gotten a lot more upvotes, and for the people who don't get it, it's a myth about vampires that they can't see themselves in a mirror because they have no souls.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, we couldn't see ourselves in mirrors before modern times, since they were made of silver. Silver is a pure metal, which is also why vampires die if stabbed with silver. Our demonic abilities do come with downsides.

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    Indescribable Spaghetti
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    4 years ago

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    Kath Leen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now u gotta sue them for false advertisement

    Not what you think.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cant successfully sue them. They said "it gives you wings" not where you will get those wings and technically it did gave him wings.

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it. What does the Minotaur mean and why the bleeding nose?

    Matthew White
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is the nose bleeding in the 4th scene

    Aria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it

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    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. Vampire scary stories to scare their vampire kids.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good heavens! This is essence, what most managers do.. enforce atrocious changes without understanding the product.

    Evan D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard of people asking for 12 years of experience in a coding language that has only been out for 6 years for a minimum wage job.

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    A_Reddit_User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this somewhere else except it was censored and in color.

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    Thunder
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the hands of the tattoo dude more blank than the rest of his body?

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    Xavier Wescott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very much true, speaking from 5 years of Ju-jitsu

    Bloxmakesgames2019
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True it was good way to get rid of stress

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    Milo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is it a four panel comic or a three panel comic?

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    L McN
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, I am an engineer and although I dont work to gain clicks per ad's, my job is just as meaningless when compared to my degree.

    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
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    6 years ago

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    Funny... but why is a guy with degrees with math and science working as an engineer?

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Engineers use math. Computer engineers need a math and science degree's. Network engineers need the same. Network and information system security engineers need both. Practically any computer engineer field needs...you know...BOTH. And, anymore, even structural engineers need both!

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    "I had a strange dream I couldn’t get out of my head, so I drew it"

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    glorytherainwing
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he became the shirt. also becoming the chest. so with her taking the shirt off, shes taking her chest with it. all the body parts are connected to the chest, so they cant function without it, meaning that guy killed her

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    Xavier Wescott
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dreams are strange, I can relate to that fact.

    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have been watching this dream as a movie

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    Kjorn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look more like baloney

    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like: “I should get off the cheese*

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    Thunder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - *calculates* *thinks* *does philosophy for 10 years* - Wut happened to the face at the inside of the taco?!

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