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The artist behind Vacant Expression Comics is basically that one quiet kid in class who never says much but drops the funniest line when you least expect it. With characters that look like sentient marshmallows and a color palette stolen from a kindergarten art bin, these comics deliver existential dread and dry wit with alarming precision.

Whether it’s questioning the concept of sandwiches or accidentally parenting someone else’s child, this artist has mastered the art of saying everything while drawing almost nothing. It's minimalism with maximum bite, and honestly, it’s kind of brilliant.

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Sarcastic comic strip with a character confused by a bathroom sign.

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Abel
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real estate market is really really awful.

Mike F
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it might be occupied and he wanted to be sure?

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“I’m Adam, and I make a webcomic called Vacant Expression, even though I don’t know how to draw,” his bios often begin. It’s not false modesty as it’s part of the appeal. The stripped-down style lets his jokes breathe, making space for unexpected punchlines, painfully relatable moments, and the occasional chaotic spiral into absurdity.

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    But this isn’t just a casual doodler playing around online. Adam’s roots are in comedy. “I’m a comedian who specializes in joke writing and adding humor to any project,” he says. After cutting his teeth in the Milwaukee comedy scene, he made the move to Chicago, where he studied at The Second City and performs in a two-person improv group.

    #4

    Sarcastic comic strip with a father and child dining, highlighting the need for more cooking practice.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. My dad wasn't a good cook either. His guidance to us kids was "You don't have to eat it. Of course, it's a looooong time 'til breakfast..."

    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you had more practice cooking you wouldn't have just gotten burned.

    Rick Murray
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "You should cook more of ten". That's it, time for bed.

    #5

    Sarcastic comic strip with a wizard summoning entities, ending humorously with a frustrated character.

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    Okiedokie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Dina, what’s up with that? 🤨

    Sometimes the jokes are simple. Sometimes they’re painfully self-aware. And sometimes, as the artist puts it, “I put effort into being funny and sometimes that goes okay.” But that’s the magic—Vacant Expression thrives in that liminal space between apathy and overthinking, between wanting to say something profound and settling for “meh.”

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    #6

    Two cartoon characters on a purple background discuss how a review site aggregates scores in a sarcastic comic strip.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birth of another conspiracy theory.

    On platforms like Instagram and Webtoon, his comics have quietly amassed a loyal following. Meanwhile, over on Patreon, fans can throw in $3 to get their name immortalized in his “Thank You to My Patrons” panel at the end of each strip. “I’m considering other tiers, but I’m trying to be realistic so I’m taking it slow,” he writes.

    Crivello also freelances as a humor writer, describing himself as “a funny man for hire,” and helps clients punch up their writing with tailor-made comedy that fits their voice. His style may be minimalist, but his comedic instincts are anything but basic.

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    #8

    Sarcastic comic about a "knife guy" complex with humorous twist ending, by artist Vacant Expression.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unprepared undercover cop was not successful in infiltrating the knife game.

    Zaach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't everyone grow with a pocket knife? (and play mumbletypeg?)

    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a sword guy. Not one of those flashy types, though. A gladius is fine; who wants to carry around a gigantic broadsword?

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    #9

    A comic with a sarcastic twist shows old baseball with a face and beard resting in grass.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Older balls need more rest time between sporting events.

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    #12

    Sarcastic comic showing two cars crashing, followed by characters meeting in hell, surprised expression.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. Closure.

    Abel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... "after both vehicles exploded."

    #14

    Sarcastic comic about feelings for an optometrist, featuring two characters discussing love and doctors with a humorous twist.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice work, tying in two separate apple-related maxims.

    #15

    Sarcastic comic by artist depicting a humorous speech on sustainable meat with a twisted ending at a podium.

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    I dont know
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you turn people vegan.

    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was more of a marketing joke. "Humane" sounds a little too much like "human". Even the most dedicated omnivores steer clear of eating people. Heck, humans are about the worst livestock animal imaginable -- but don't get me started on that.

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    Abel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom of the pics are green. Soylent green.

    #16

    Sarcastic comic with a phone conversation about a cat's party ending in a surprising twist featuring a cat with a party hat.

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    Snowkit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cat is mad her pet forgot her b-day

    #17

    Sarcastic comic by artist with a character contemplating depression and showering for happiness but remaining sad.

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    Sharkfin6
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. Small steps are better than nothing. Be patient with yourself.

    #19

    Sarcastic comic about choosing a favorite Pokémon with a humorous twist ending, drawn by Vacant Expression.

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    Abel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take the Monkie or whatever it is called and start a free-kid pokemon adventure!

    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always pretended to be a Magikarp fan, just to outrage the kids. "But DAAAAaaaaaAAAAD!"

    #20

    Two cartoon characters in a comic strip having a sarcastic conversation with a twisted ending about being late.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was angry because the deer and the antelope wouldn't let him play on their range.

    #22

    Two characters discuss m****r and the word "sammich" in a sarcastic comic with a twisted ending.

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    meow point1
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum takes it a step further and says "sammies"!

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way about "adulting".

    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't just easier to make your own?

    #23

    Comic with sarcastic twist: a ghost tries to scare a headphone-wearing character, who is unfazed and listening to a podcast.

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    #24

    Comic with sarcastic twist showing scientists using DNA in amber to clone mosquitoes instead of dinosaurs.

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    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad the meteor got the dinosaurs but missed the mosquitoes.

    #26

    Two horses discuss sleeping positions in a sarcastic comic strip with a twisted ending.

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    #27

    Sarcastic comic with characters discussing a vague treasure map clue and its impracticality.

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    BlackestDawn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just beaches but the entire coast line of all continents. Though we could probably narrow it down to just places where you could make relative easy landfall from a ship.

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    #28

    Sarcastic comic featuring a character questioning their depiction as Sonic, with twisted, humorous dialogue.

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    Snowkit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are our own worst critics...

    #30

    Artist draws sarcastic comic with character pondering joke ideas and wishing to be a wizard, ending with a twist on wand humor.

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    #31

    Sarcastic comic featuring a character unhappy with a game's dodge mechanic, ending with the request to leave.

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    #32

    Sarcastic comic featuring a cat transforming and questioning its new thoughts.

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    #33

    Two characters discuss the self-imposed pressure of creating comics, highlighting sarcasm and a humorous, twisted ending.

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    #34

    Two cartoon characters discuss sarcastic bird-like resolutions, ending with a humorous twist.

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    #35

    Sarcastic comic featuring birds commenting on a character's binge-watching habits.

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    #36

    Sarcastic comic strip featuring two characters discussing a poorly drawn horse with a humorous twist.

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    #37

    Two cartoon characters discuss spooky season with a sarcastic twist, highlighting humorous comics with twisted endings.

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    #38

    Sarcastic comic with characters discussing cowboy vibes, featuring a humorous twist ending.

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    #39

    Sarcastic comic showing a character awkwardly interacting with a duck and searching online for signs a duck likes them.

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    #40

    Comic panel with two figures discussing a ruined painting, one suggests writing an essay instead. Sarcastic comics with twisted endings.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer must be tariffs by someone's idea of logic

    #41

    Sarcastic comic featuring two characters with glasses on a table, highlighting twisted humor.

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    #42

    Sarcastic comic about The Great Gatsby, featuring characters discussing the importance of referencing the book.

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    #43

    Sarcastic comic shows characters with a twisted ending, one sarcastically not a happy camper, another holding a knife.

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    #44

    Sarcastic comic strip with characters wearing a jester hat, discussing twisted logic.

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    #45

    Sarcastic comic with a twisted ending; two characters discuss a visit from the Grim Reaper in humorous dialogue.

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    #46

    Sarcastic comic with a character listing daily activities and avoiding a question, showcasing a twisted ending.

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    #47

    Sarcastic comic with two characters discussing the moon's face and voice under a night sky.

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    #48

    Comic strip by artist featuring a humorous dialogue with a twist, involving a character in a top hat teaching humility.

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    #49

    Sarcastic comic strip with a twisted ending featuring two characters discussing divorce papers humorously.

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    #50

    Two cartoon characters in a sarcastic comic with a humorous and twisted ending about friendship and attire.

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    #51

    Comic by an artist featuring two characters in a sarcastic exchange with a twisted ending, showcasing humorous dialogue.

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    #52

    Two figures in a sarcastic comic about magic systems, discussing the need for rules and requesting a lighter as fuel.

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    #53

    Two characters in a sarcastic comic strip, one rejecting meta humor, the other making a "that's what she said" joke.

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    #54

    Artist's comic with a sarcastic twist, featuring a mistaken identity and a missing cat.

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    #55

    Two cartoon characters discuss a "Beware of Bears" sign in a sarcastic comic with a twisted ending.

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    #56

    Vacant Expression Comics: Minimalist Humor That Says A Lot With Little

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    #57

    Sarcastic comic with stick figures discussing lifestyle choices and brightness, by Vacant Expression Comics.

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    #58

    Sarcastic comic featuring two characters discussing Yuffie's age and Cloud's actions with humorous dialogue.

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    #59

    Sarcastic comic with twisted ending: two characters argue over quitting a hike due to stepping on a pebble.

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    #60

    Two cartoon figures in a comic discussing their long friendship with a sarcastic twist at the end.

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    #61

    Comics with sarcastic dialogue on evolving style; characters discuss using old poses for new drawings.

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    #62

    Sarcastic comic of a parent ignoring a scraped knee as the child looks smug, illustrating a twisted ending.

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    #63

    Comic featuring sarcastic dialogue about hazard signs and clumsiness, drawn in a humorous style.

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    #64

    Comic with sarcastic twist showing two characters discussing cake and a surprise ending.

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    #65

    Sarcastic comic with two characters discussing trust and ghosting, leading to a twisted ending.

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    #66

    Two characters in a comic strip with a microscope, discussing examining song lyrics humorously.

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    #67

    Sarcastic comic with a twisted ending shows two characters discussing father figures humorously.

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    #68

    Sarcastic comic by artist featuring characters discussing cookies with a funny and twisted ending.

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    #69

    Sarcastic comic with a character realizing his life is a prank show and feeling relieved, showcasing a twisted ending.

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    #70

    Sarcastic comic with a character holding a phone, discussing Reddit post links with a friend on a couch.

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    #71

    Sarcastic comic showing a person waking from a nightmare, only to find a humorous twist with their partner in bed.

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    #72

    Two characters in a sarcastic comic discuss feeling watched, ending with a humorous twist.

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