Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!
It turns out, there's a perfectly savage burn for any given situation - whether it be your pupils trying to diss you at a class reunion, somebody questioning your education, and, of course, people trying to mock or brag about theirs or your love life. And if you ever fall short on comeback ideas, you can always circle back to this great collection and just pick one!
If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!
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Savage Burn
Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!
Classic Burn
Funny Comebacks
Never Mess With The Sister
She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!
Know Your Quotes
Savage Burn
Classy Comeback
Lovely Burn
Proper Education
Funny Comeback
Job Opportunities
Foodie Burns
Mommy Dearest
Savage Burns
Browser History
Savage Roast
Orange You Glad
Sibling Rivalry
Missing Something?
Savage Burn
Funny Comeback
It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...
Savage Burn
Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.
haters gonna hate,like bitches that they are
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Do you serve the military? and how the f**k did you get all that cash you a*s hole liar b***h! F**K YOU A*S HOLE!
Frankie Muniz is a jackass, if hes that mean just because this guy shares his opinion and says sorry but it is, and then makes fun of iHeart's misfortune, he really is a stupid a*****e.
I would reply "Yeah some people are so limited The Machine makes them life play out in easy mode - super-easy for you."
Oh! Note that I don't know this guy! I just love roast and trolling and I seem to be good at it. It's a gift.
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Worthy Sacrifice
Savage Roasts
The Real Thing
F The Rules
Thinking Process
Heart Breaking Comeback
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Funny Comeback
Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz
Savage Roast
Bad Burn
Overheard At Durham Uni Fb Group Post
funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
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What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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funniest i have probs seen so funny a to z one made me cry look at #2
Don't know what to say if someone calls you fat,or ugly or F*** you. Try SNAPPY COMEBACKS . More than 500 savage comebacks to shut your bully. Lightweight app of 1.8mb: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.knightedapps.android.snappycomebacks
So every single one of these have been said to you?
Load More Replies... What's even funnier is that most "burners" liked their own comments.
Where does it say that they're the person who posted the burn?
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