Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!

If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

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#1

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
5 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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#2

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LeeRomi
Community Member
5 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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#3

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IzaYusop
Community Member
5 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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#4

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P.BruxFHell
Community Member
5 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

Ayano Aishi
Community Member
1 year ago

Agreed!

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MichelleHicks
Community Member
5 years ago

BAM!!! That's how you do it. I applaud this sister

DaltonSimmons
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm in love!

HipChick
Community Member
5 years ago

This is so great.

KeraTucker
Community Member
5 years ago

Sounds like something I have said

DespinaKapouni
Community Member
5 years ago

ahahahahhahahahhahaha!!!!!!!

Jake Zhang Fisher
Community Member
2 months ago

hell yeah

Fahmida Begum
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate it when gfs do dat so nosy

Mahmood
Community Member
1 year ago

Slaying

saman.y
Community Member
4 years ago

wow it's just me think his sister goes too far? i mean common the girl just asked a simple question she may though his fiance cheat on him or something

RaynerTeh
Community Member
5 years ago

It would be real awesome if that wasn't his sister and some other girl trying to cover it up

KarinMorris
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL I've been married for 16 years and I would NEVER check my husbands text messages. This kind of woman you leave really quickly

Neha Gantayat
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Sisters are the best!!!😎

Chinya Bowers
Community Member
5 months ago

oh sht XD

Amelia Thornton
Community Member
9 months ago

shit

Catherine Stone
Community Member
1 year ago

I would say that same thing

Pyroid Autinsanity
Community Member
1 year ago

sassy who its getting hot in here

Natalie Snow
Community Member
1 year ago

YES GIRL!!! BRING HER DOWN!!! 🤣

Mahmood
Community Member
1 year ago

Slay

Lysandra Plant
Community Member
2 years ago

DRAG HERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

rose meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

ok that was weird

Kaylee Benjamin
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol ty @P.BruxFHell

Garden Warfare All The Way
Community Member
3 years ago

suck my ick

Jody Lieu
Community Member
3 years ago

Gotta do dat someday

Jody Lieu
Community Member
3 years ago

I really gotta do that someday lol

Jocelyn Arroyo
Community Member
3 years ago

Omg! So true ROCK ON sister-sister, I'm a sister too!

Laura Massaro
Community Member
3 years ago

omg yessss love this sibling

Hunter James
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch

Ariana Mari Joe
Community Member
3 years ago

It has just gone down.

Kalen Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

fuck this shit

Una Winstanley
Community Member
3 years ago

DAMN

Julius Knight
Community Member
3 years ago

Funny

landon_barrows
Community Member
4 years ago

Ya they suck

EdenVeal
Community Member
4 years ago

you go girl who wasnt the gf

ksueyoshi
Community Member
5 years ago

Agreed she deserved it

annieangel
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol shots fired. I like his sister haha.

username5000
Community Member
5 years ago

oh apply cold water

JaneSummerlott
Community Member
5 years ago

That's why we need more space to co-exist

NicoleWebb
Community Member
5 years ago

LMFAO!

JazrinePickett
Community Member
5 years ago

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What's with all the hearts next to her "brothers" name? And hand-holding?

DianaBerulyte
Community Member
5 years ago

Happy childhood together and close relationship in adult life? NORMALLY brothers and sisters tend to be close, you know...

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FlorinaMarine
Community Member
5 years ago

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They''re both pathetic, If that ain't her actual blood brother

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#5

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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#6

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DanielFlynn
Community Member
5 years ago

SHOTS FIRED!

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#7

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GriselleLugo
Community Member
5 years ago

Great!!

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#8

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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#9

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

Ouch!

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#10

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JamesKinahan
Community Member
5 years ago

My favourite

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#11

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SaraJane
Community Member
5 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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#13

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Chaz Johnston
Community Member
3 years ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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#14

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

What a troll

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#15

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Shots fired?

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Someone done mess up

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#17

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3.1415926535897932384626433832
Community Member
4 years ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

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#18

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

dumb meets dumber

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#19

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DesireeMiranda
Community Member
5 years ago

OUCH !

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#20

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini
Community Member
5 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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#22

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ElliotLord
Community Member
5 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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#23

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JeanneDeaux
Community Member
5 years ago

Do not mind the angry jalous ones. You're a very good actor. your interpretation in Criminal Minds for example was perfect.

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#24

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh this is just beautiful

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#25

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MicaelaOlivera
Community Member
5 years ago

And then EAT IT.

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#26

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LillianaHoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

yaouch!

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#27

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

SO TRUE THO

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vviggy
Community Member
5 years ago

* male's ;-)

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#29

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misguidedFer
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol I remember this

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#30

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RJazz909
Community Member
5 years ago

LOL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!

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#31

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MrTree1779
Community Member
5 years ago

Why does her smiley have a scrotum? Is that symbolic of something...?

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#32

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LockieScott
Community Member
5 years ago

Tom Anderson posting his own gloat/burn. #canihazhelpworkingtheinternetz

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

shots fired

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#34

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aslogan2017
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn

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#35

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AustinNguyen
Community Member
5 years ago

#sassmaster

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#36

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Cool sun Raider1
Community Member
8 months ago

Gjk

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#37

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varnadoechristopher
Community Member
4 years ago

Planking died along with your music

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a_lopes
Community Member
4 years ago

AWESOME

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#39

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Blake Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

Uhhhh...... What's the joke?

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#40

Haha

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DarknessWizard2
Community Member
4 years ago

OH SHIT, GET THE SAVAGE POLICE NO, THE SAVAGE SWAT TEAM

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#41

Sometimes Moms Are The Best At Burns

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TheFirstAndTheLast
Community Member
4 years ago

Not a burn but it still works as a neat trick.

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