Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

it's a gemstone

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#2

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
5 months ago

Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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#3

And Passports Too

And Passports Too

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
5 months ago

They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

#4

Socialism

Socialism

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Iapetos
Community Member
5 months ago

I want cake now.

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#5

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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#6

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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Shelp
Community Member
5 months ago

Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

#7

That's Not How That... Never Mind

That's Not How That... Never Mind

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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#8

Do These People Have Brains?

Do These People Have Brains?

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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#9

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

To Ask For A Mysterious Service

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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#10

What A Time To Be Alive

What A Time To Be Alive

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Beverly
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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#11

Mystery Solved

Mystery Solved

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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#12

I Wonder Why

I Wonder Why

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Izzy_
Community Member
5 months ago

Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

Night Owl
Community Member
5 months ago

Or the baby is born by a surogate mother or the eggs or embrios were frozen before artificial insemination to the woman who is convinced to be the biological mother. It's good to check to be sure there weren't any switches

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Cassie
Community Member
5 months ago

Some time back, there was a woman trying to get welfare in a place that requires proof the children are hers, but the DNA didn't match and she was charged with crimes and her children removed from her custody. It happened that she was pregnant, so legal reps and a person to collect her DNA were present at the birth. Turned out she is chimera, having two sets of DNA and the children actually were her children.

Vicky Zar
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh my...

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Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
5 months ago

Wow. It must be a Christmas Miracle when he finds his way out of the house in the morning.

lara
Community Member
5 months ago

Sometimes I think you should have to have a license to procreate.

MrTree1779
Community Member
5 months ago

I have hope for octopuses, though. Wicked smart, kinda cute, not saying stupid shit on Twitter.

Marvin Moondust
Community Member
5 months ago

Spent a couple of minutes looking at the image below. Wondering why buy three get 75% off was stupid and funny. It was an advert.

Bob Belcher
Community Member
5 months ago

Heeeey, I've joked for years that I wanted to see that episode of Murry lol. Maybe the mom was wasted for 9 mo the straight.

Unfortunate beauty?
Community Member
5 months ago

I just hope this guy doesn't have kids...

Patrick Shore
Community Member
5 months ago

hospital mix up...twenty years later

Terd Fergison
Community Member
5 months ago

Angel, there is no limit to your stupidity.

SoozeeQ
Community Member
5 months ago

I see what you did there!

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Vanta Black
Community Member
5 months ago

"A mother just knows..." - Every mother ever

Ruth Beaty
Community Member
4 months ago

If she shoves a bowling ball sized human out of her cootchie she can be pretty sure it's hers booboo, lol

cool_dat1
Community Member
4 months ago

Dear Angel Ik that you probaly wont see this bc u might not know this article exist but Ik 10yr olds that know why

fubukifangirl
Community Member
4 months ago

Because it comes out of her body and it's a bit hard to fake that.

Lynn Morello
Community Member
4 months ago

I am not even going to think about that after today. I am really not.

Tugg Ster
Community Member
4 months ago

are you kidding me ???? holy really stupid person batman!!!!

Hugh Crawford
Community Member
5 months ago

Pretty sure @nolimittangel has a limit.

Bonnie North
Community Member
5 months ago

What he said, about having no hope for humans anymore...

Seabeast
Community Member
5 months ago

Actually, there was one woman who turned out to have different DNA than her children and she gave birth to them in hospitals. Turns out she was a chimera - she absorbed a fraternal twin in the womb and her uterus and ovaries had different DNA to the rest of her.

Elizabeth Gardner
Community Member
5 months ago

HUH?

elfin
Community Member
5 months ago

I suspect that having something the size of a bowling ball exit your body is a hint that it's their baby.

Trent Tulpo
Community Member
5 months ago

If they use in utero fertilization, and switched the embryo and put the wrong embryo in her uterus.

ROBERT NELSON
Community Member
5 months ago

welll

Anna Salerno
Community Member
5 months ago

Bawahahahaha whoa a Liberal Dolly Dumbass!

Tina Harbour
Community Member
5 months ago

There should be a "are you sure you want to post this?" pop up for every social media platform i existence 😂

Tina Harbour
Community Member
5 months ago

*in*

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Roy Phillips
Community Member
5 months ago

Sanford and Son: Big Money Griff came to town and surprised Fred by claiming he was Lamont's real dad. Fred was telling Grady, and Grady responded "You know what they say, Fred: Momma's baby. Daddy's? Maybe."

Toni Ferchak
Community Member
5 months ago

Yup... we're becoming first graders in intelligence !! Or are now .

sebastian nye
Community Member
5 months ago

hey man i saw this soap opera this one time when the bad lady used a turkey baster...

backatya
Community Member
5 months ago

because they already know she's a slut

Sue Stange
Community Member
5 months ago

OMG

Hannah Marshall
Community Member
5 months ago

Clearly, y'all have never heard of Chimera 🤦🏼 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild Sometimes, women do have to take a DNA test to see if the child is there. In rare circumstances.

Billy The Kid
Community Member
5 months ago

Why do dogs only give birth to puppies?

DanikaSerina
Community Member
5 months ago

Well just for that sacks sake there's a case where a woman was impregnated with someone else eggs. The lab fucked up she had to deliver and hand the baby over!!! I was beyond fuming when the other mother claimed she was robbed of the experience of carrying her own baby!!!

Anette Kudsk
Community Member
5 months ago

OMG How can this person breathe without guidance

B.D. Reed
Community Member
5 months ago

***really really see original response

Lynda Thompson
Community Member
5 months ago

Good idea I think they mixed mine up

Deborah Moth
Community Member
5 months ago

That's not as dumb as it sounds, it needs to be be re worded, in case of child switching, adoption etc.

ERIN W.
Community Member
5 months ago

HEY "Realy Dumb Tweets" I WHOLE heartedly agree w/ your comment!

Gerry Higgins
Community Member
5 months ago

It's happened babies got switched in the hospital so maybe

TheWitchNaru
Community Member
5 months ago

Because it came out of her vagina? & no, speaking from experience, if you are called to pay child support, CSE will DNA swab the mother, the child and the father.

Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
5 months ago

Fox News' at it again! XP

Ssss
Community Member
5 months ago

Send the flood already!

AndersM
Community Member
5 months ago

I bet he's got a MAGA cap

Isabella Vega
Community Member
5 months ago

Hmm...why do you think?

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
5 months ago

Because women don't have DNA, clearly. They're just the fertile ground for the embryo...

Jo Choto
Community Member
5 months ago

Yeah, so not fair. Women get away with everything, except for that bit about 9 months of pregnancy and then having to push the oversized parasite out. But yeah, so unfair to the guys.

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#13

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 months ago

so innocent

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#14

Just What

Just What

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MnM2520
Community Member
5 months ago

???

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#15

Bye, America See You - Never

Bye, America See You - Never

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Izzy_
Community Member
5 months ago

You mean geography???

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#16

Umm Ok

Umm Ok

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

The cap explains it all...

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#17

Get This Idea Patented

Get This Idea Patented

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Tabitha L
Community Member
5 months ago

Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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#18

She Has Bigger Issues

She Has Bigger Issues

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Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
5 months ago

If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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#19

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

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hobbitly
Community Member
5 months ago

Clearly this is just trolling

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#20

Waterproof Level At 100

Waterproof Level At 100

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Vanta Black
Community Member
5 months ago

Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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#21

Pickle Problems

Pickle Problems

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earringnut
Community Member
5 months ago

Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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#22

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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ThreeOfAKind
Community Member
5 months ago

They are the second type of people then

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#23

Hold Up

Hold Up

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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#24

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

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Nicola Roberts
Community Member
5 months ago

Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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#25

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

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Scagsy
Community Member
5 months ago

It's all in the edit.

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#26

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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#27

I Am Speechless

I Am Speechless

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

For diabetics, best only use 1/2 cup of sugar

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#28

Fake ID Fail

Fake ID Fail

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
5 months ago

I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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#29

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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#30

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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Emma Knappe
Community Member
5 months ago

At least she realized lol

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#31

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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#32

Halloween Couple Of The Year

Halloween Couple Of The Year

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Chris Wade
Community Member
5 months ago

SuperAlabamaMan

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#33

Baby Smoothie

Baby Smoothie

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
5 months ago

Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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#34

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
5 months ago

For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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#35

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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Malakai
Community Member
5 months ago

Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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#36

Welcome To Calculus 101

Welcome To Calculus 101

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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#37

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Chris Wade
Community Member
5 months ago

I rest my case.

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#38

Idiotic Landlord

Idiotic Landlord

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Pensive
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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#39

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

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David Wong
Community Member
5 months ago

Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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#40

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

I'm surprised they noticed

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#41

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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Houssem Hammami
Community Member
5 months ago

That "sh*t" have feelings bruh

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#42

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

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earringnut
Community Member
5 months ago (edited)

Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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#43

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
5 months ago

perpetuum mobile

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#44

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 months ago

Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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#45

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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Samantha Lomb
Community Member
5 months ago

The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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#46

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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Nadine Khazaka
Community Member
5 months ago

Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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#47

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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Rowlie
Community Member
5 months ago

right number, wrong person- solved it

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#48

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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Tracey Hirt
Community Member
5 months ago

Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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#49

Me Neither

Me Neither

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yxkb
Community Member
5 months ago

She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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#50

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
5 months ago

Myanus.

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