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If this person is Christian, her own holy book says literally the opposite of that. It's right near the beginning and very clear that as far as God is concerned, the pain of childbirth is a feature, not a bug.

This is almost worse than believing the pain of childbirth is punishment for Eve's original sin. I hope someone gives this woman an epidural and a science lesson and puts her kid in a good school.

First time? She's gonna be in for a shock. Trust me babe, you want the epidural. It really DOES feel like you're pushing out a watermelon otherwise...

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What are the odds on her not getting her kids vaccinated for similar reasons?

If so.. Then why is there a theory floating around on the evolutionary scale that womens pelvic bones are becoming more narrow and natural birth is at some point; far on the horizon, not going to be a safe or viable option?

If only...

Brace yourself, girl.

I think she means an epidural was designed to block pain receptors during labor ! 😂 i had an epidural with my son and of course it stops the pain but you can still feel the pressure (and the ripping ). The part I remember most tho was how as soon as he came out, the pressure was off my bladder for the 1st time in around 7 months. It felt so good to not feel like I had to pee, I screamed “ Yes! Let’s do it again “ 😂 I’m actually never doing it again tho !

Didn't God make childbirth painful as punishment for Eve eating from the Tree of Knowledge?

Of course, if you feel pain, it is because you are not believing hard enough... It reminds me of a method for pain-free childbirth that was promoted by the Communist Party in France in the '50 (it came of course from the Soviet Union). Women belonging to the Party didn't dare say that they felt pain, because they would have been labeled as bad Party members...

LOL, good luck!

Has she never seen a birth scene in a movie or on tv?

What if they find out that there is no god?

Oh boy.....is she in for it! I remember when I had my son, this was back in 1993, nurse asked if I was getting an epidurhal, I was just ike yes! She was like good. She said you have no idea how many woman come in her and say no to it, then experiece the actual labor pains, and they are too far gone to get the epidurhal now. She said she tries to them that these early labor pains are nothing like it once you get into hard labro, but they never listened!

Oh, you poor deluded idiot. God's "brilliant" plan, according to the Bible, is that women shall bring forth children in pain & suffering, because Eve ate an apple.

Hmm... I gave birth 3 times. First was with pain relief in the form of laughing gas. Looooved it. Lol. But I didn't feel when my baby came out. Only realized she was out when the midwives talked about how pretty my baby was. Second was without any pain relief but my breathing and swaying and yeah, it was painful, but as long as I breathed to the "rhythm" of the labor pain I felt no desire to scream. If I got out of the rhythm I automatically screamed and then did no breathing so.... more painful. This birth was the best one I did, imo. The 3rd was an acute c-section and I do not recommend that at all. It was horrible and awful and the healing was not faster. But I do understand the anxiety of having to "pop out" a human being. It IS sooooo scary. But trust that your body and the baby know their stuff and just go along with it. It's the best option if you aim for a vaginal birth, imo.