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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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#3

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

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We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

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#9

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

#14

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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#15

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

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#16

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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#17

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

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That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

#19

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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#21

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

#22

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

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#25

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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#26

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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#29

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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#30

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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#33

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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#34

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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#35

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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#36

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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#38

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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#42

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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#45

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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Annie Persson
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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#48

Science Is Too Hard

Science Is Too Hard

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dread to think why he has put the word space in quote marks

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Guess Undheit
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's so ignorant that he "thinks" the Earth is closest to the Sun when the yanks have summer.

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Bob Brooce
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignorance isn't the same as stupidity, and simply means not knowing something. I'm not sure which word best describes reaching that conclusion when you're ignorant about what he actually thinks.

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Jerome Lenovo
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stew Peters is a Florida-based antisemitic conspiracy theorist, radio show host and self-proclaimed “Christian nationalist.” He also regularly promotes anti-LGBTQ+ and white supremacist beliefs on his show and social media, and he has engaged in Holocaust denial. ------- oh I seeeeee, a maga

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Jon Stuart
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please read some books, I have no idea how intelligent you are but your education level is sub the world's under 5's dumbass.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you don't understand high school physics without telling me you don't understand high school physics.

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Thrillion
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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's referring to absolute zero. In the absence of all heat (motion of molecules) you get this. I think it's been proven wrong. There is heat in the vacuum of space but the molecules are "spaced" out so it's difficult to measure.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are lacking so much knowledge, I don't even know where to start.

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Jul Chv
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How close is that, Stew? Enlighten us till we burn, pray.

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Stardust she/her
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

¿Que? Do you not know anything about space? Heat does get transferred through radiation. Space does not mean any place near the sun, space is just a part of the space time continuum. The base temperature is just over 2K assuming you’re not near the surface of any star or black hole

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Space is in quotes because he's referring to the area between his ears.

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Red Wyvern Emperor
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's drop this guy into coronosphere. Let's see how cold he will be. XD

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Rod
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask people for the definition of temperature and you will be surprised by how few can answer...

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hyj (she, her)
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, that's a question that has puzzled people for centuries. Heat waves behave differently in a vacuum vs. heat in the atmosphere. More ignorance than stupidity.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't worry, it only gets about half that cold if you put that in Celcius: 236,594°C.

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TotallyNOTAFox
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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Space is a vacuum, there is no media that could effectivley transfer heat (like air or water) - 9th grade physic class

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Andrew Arons
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this one from physics, PV=nRT=PV/nR=T. The Pressure in space is effectively 0, so the Temperature is going to be 0 degrees (Kelvin) too.

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Thrillion
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That law is for gases.... not for space. Also if the V is for volume, how does that work in your equation?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it was a response to something that would give us more context, but it looks to me like the only stupidity in this one is all of the morons who don't realize that he didn't say anything that's incorrect. Would any of you have figured it out if he'd said "counterintuitive" instead of "weird"?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually Pandas, this guy is noting a cool paradox. The temperature near Earth is -270, but the temperature near Mercury is -290. And it's due in part to the relative density of gas in what's not a very perfect vacuum, which is why he's probably put "space" in quotes.

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#49

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

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My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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