In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.
On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.
To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.
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Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes
Lesson Learned
Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.
Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.
It's Just Sad
All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough
Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.
We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.
It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.
The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
Yikes
Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
Every Job Should Be Appreciated
$15 Tacos
What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.
Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.
Judging A Book By Its Cover
Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
So Penguins Are Mammals Now
While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.
To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.
She Doesn't Know What's Coming
A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.
I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.
Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.
Excuse Me?
Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.
That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.
Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.
Literaly 1984. Controlling what you can or can't do
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She is the "mind" behind Libs of TikTok and a bunch of other far-right and no-vax groups. So, be my guest and follow your instincts.
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Sure, I'll stop wearing clothes from popular bands if You stop remixing My Era's music and calling it New music
That genius is LibsOfTokTok, who’s responsible for many book bans and who regularly causes her followers to phone in bomb threats to schools and libraries for being “woke” (e.g., allowing POC & LGBTQ people to exist). She’s one of the worst people in the U.S. at the moment.
Dave Grohl is 55, and Kurt Cobain would've been 57 if he lived. And for completeness, Krist Novaselic is 58.
I had a young coworker blown away because I was singing along to Nirvana. Hello?!? I saw them in concert in 1994.
"Look here Whippersnapper... I was listening to Nirvana when they released Bleach on Sub Pop records. Btw? Who did Dave Grohl replace?"...... And don't even get me started on the - "Nirvana Brand" part of that...
Once I overheard these people about to get into a car, and one of them said, "Did you know they made a band named after those nirvana tshirts?" "no, what?! turn on a song by them!"
Chaya knows only one Nirvana song, and we all know it's smells like teen spirit.
I don't know as the Sousa Band had shirts in the 1920s! I'll buy one, though!
The sad thing is, if you go look up her tweet history, she was mocking a Gen Z tiktoker, but people who hate her, rather than deal with reality, want to believe she was making a serious comment, when you can literally check up back in March her twitter history. The question is, are the people doing this, doing it because she is conservative or because she is Jewish
I'm almost 46 and I can wear what I wish to work as I see very few customers on my shift. I wore a WuTang Clan shirt last week and this barely 20 tray old kid laughed when I took my jacket off and he saw my shirt. I'm not sure if it was because I'm old or white or both but the look on his face and the snide chuckle really pissed me off. Same same but different
Bet if you ask her what band David Grohl was in before Foo Fighters, she won't know.
I'm 40 and 70% of my t shirts are band tees. So all of a sudden I'm "cringy" for wearing a Blink 182 shirt even though the band themselves are like 50. What I hate is people wearing band shirts but can't tell you a single song from the band.
I'm early Gen-X and I love wearing my Death Cab for Cutie band T-shirt. DCfC could arguably be counted as a millennial band, but I like them. I'm gonna wear what I want.
Chaya Raichik: If this isn't a joke then you definitely are one.
I worked in one of the first stores that had fitted, stylish clothing for plus-size women. We had to wear it, too, in the 90s. Most days, at least one person told me to put on something baggier because I looked like a sausage. No, I just wasn't wearing a mummu. I'm thinner now, though still overweight, and my clothing style avoids camel-toe. I tried on a bathing suit in a store (with underwear on still cuz otherwise that's unsanitary), and took a few steps and the entire bottom half went up my... yeah. Like, if I'd been a virgin, not after putting that thing on. My pelvis was devouring the suit like some really weird horror movie. I got myself out of the hideous garment and told my friend my thoughts, only to have some 20-year-old lecture me about "gatekeeping" PS fashion and not being body-positive. Child, I spent years getting mocked so you can walk around with your FUPA hanging out without anyone telling you that you look gross. Do NOT tell me how to do body positivity.
Wear what you want. some one said do not wear socks with sandals - who cares if you are happy just do it. A security guard at Disney Flrida once mocked me in front of my family for the casual clothes I was wearing. I am a Fireman and wear uniform all the time so on holiday I wear casual clothes that I like. Pity I never took him to task.
I'm past middle-aged but am still friends with members of the band Flipper, as seen in this hand-made shirt Mr Cobain is wearing: Screen-Sho...89-png.jpg 
This person later tried to say it was an obvious joke. The net ripped her a new one for it.
Just look at them and say "name me 3 songs" if *they* are such a fan they can, if not, rattle off a few titles and tell the young'un to go look them up and then go pound sand.
nirvana brand rofl ... one of those people who think metallica and ac/dc are t-shirt brands
I'm okay with wearing band shirts simply because they "look cool", you don't have to be a fan... but at least know who they *are*. "I don't know who Pink Floyd is, but I like the rainbow". lol
Nope, it isn't. She is a spokeperson for various far-right, ultra-religious, no-vax, conservative and homophobic groups. She is plain stupid.
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Quite the contrary actually. If you know who she is, you know she is known for writing idiotic and inflammatory stuff promoting "hate speech and transphobia, and false claims especially relating to medical care of transgender children" all while being connected to Russian misinformation campaigns. She wrote -and owned- far stupider stuff, no way this is satyrical.
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Where do these people come from, lol? They should worry about their music and let us worry about ours.
Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.
Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
I Have No Words
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.
Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
Virgin Mary Strikes Again
Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).
I'm surprised that he didn't use all the foil making his hats.
Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.
An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
Synonyms
When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.
"He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
Blood Is Blue, Apparently
This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red
Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight
Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte
The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
Science Is Too Hard
The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold
I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate
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Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
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I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
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A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
Most of these must have come from R/MildlyInfuriating cuz these sure raised my blood pressure significantly.
I think I follow politics to closely so I just laughed. This is run of the mill stupid compared to Republicans, Tories our conservatives in Australia.
Load More Replies... I once taught a 16/17 year old girl who said it was impossible to have anything above 100% and this girl had a C in GCSE. Another time, and this was the WHOLE room of adults I mentioned the experiment where two object were dropped on the moon (feather and hammer) that proved in a vaccum things fall at the same rate - I got called a moron... By EVERYONE.
I asked the person at the counter at Baskin Robbins for a quart of a certain flavor of ice cream. She said they had no more one-quart containers. I said, ok just give me two pints for the same price. She froze, stammered, acted like I was trying to trick her, then refused. Another excellent product of our public schools.
I understand this, though. You have to ring things into the cash register, mostly using bar codes. If you don't physically have a one quart there to take the code from them you cannot make the cash register give the one quart price, it won't do it. Also, 2 smaller things are more expensive than one big one due to packaging and transport costs (round containers make you transport a lot of air in your truck) and the costs of handling and storing the items in store, so they are not the same price at all and not interchangeable. Cashier likely working out if this is possible with her register and without getting fired, and that jammed up her brain in being able to respond.
Load More Replies... A stupid thread where scientific facts are downvoted... because people apparently doesn't agree with science 🤷♀️
