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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

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We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

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#9

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

#14

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

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#16

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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#17

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

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That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

#19

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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#21

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are they being hosptalised in 1550? Are there any leechs, lancets and succion cups? Are the doctors wearing cute birdie masks?

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Bob Brooce
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, duh. That's one way vaccines kill you. When the blood is too thick the oxygen can't get in because the blood can't flow into your lungs, so you die of suffocation within a few years of getting the jab. Don't you even have a facebook account?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THAT...or the phlebotomist was amazing at keeping a straight face with these nut jobs.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm telling you, IT WAS HUGE!!! The best blood they had ever seen!! Beautiful, just BEAUTIFUL!! And the suction, well, let me tell you, best suction ever !!!!! Everyone just looked in awe the suction was the best!! The best I tell you......

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Penny Hernandez
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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any RN who said such a thing should be immediately fired. My son, who is an RN, has been vaccinated against everything and regularly donates blood (without having his vein suctioned).

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LynzCatastrophe
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd give her a biology lesson of why these people with thick blood would be dead but I'd probably be given the "propaganda" speech.

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james stevenson
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I STILL don't understand how DOCTORS AND NURSES can be anti-vaxxers

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Victorious Foxx
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Short answer: we're not. We've been vaxxed with higher doses than the general population when they first we're available. We're still here. We've vaxxed our spouses, children, parents and grandparents, too.

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Gustav Gallifrey
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did the RN also comment on your spouse's ability to talk out of his a**e? Because that's what he's doing.

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Maartje
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most ridiculous thing I heard ( I had my COVID booster this morning AND they drew my blood 20 minutes later , it came out just fine lolol)

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't donate whole blood because it clogs up in the line going to the bag (I do donate red blood cells, plasma, etc with the machine), but oddly enough, it's always been like that, and not just since I got vaccinated.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister's blood has some issue where it reacts to the plastic tubes. It has to be placed in *glass* tubes.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone had blood that was "thick like sludge"? I'm pretty dayum sure that they wouldn't be alive... And what the heck was she "suctioning the vein" with? Did she have to get them to lie on the floor with their arm outstretched while she used a toilet plunger to draw the blood out with???

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only thing I hear from RN's is how beautiful my blood vessels look - it's indeed easy to find them and getting blood out of them isn't hard either. (At least there's SOMETHING beautiful about me, yay....)

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This may be the dumbest thing I've read and people believe it

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Groovyfirechick
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, nurses generally don’t do blood draws regularly either. That’s the phlebotomist’s job.

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Sonia Ceacero
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4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most terrifying thing is to think that these people also vote...

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Shirley Heyn
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Written by an anti-vaxxer trying to sound really, really smart, and failing once again . . .?

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Kim Lorton
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not an RN I ever want to get treated by, or have anything done to me by her! That is scary and I am surprised she has never been fired!

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Laura Mitchell
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh? If you're using a VacuTainer, it comes out just fine, even if it is "sludge."

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Panda'sMom
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5 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Herr they will not let you donate blood if you had the Fauci ouchie. It causes blood blood clots in the recipient.

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Rebecca Surette
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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, due to underlying health issues, I get vaxxed every time a new one comes out. COVID would be deadly for me. I also wear a pressure bandage over the site for several hours, due to bleeding. Never mind blood draws...those get pressure bandages for a full 24 hours.

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5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP's RN clearly should NOT be doing any kind of phlebotomy work.

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6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scary to discover nurses who are so ignorant about basic medical procedures, isn't it?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was he told, with tears in the lab tech's eyes, "thank you Sir, for upholding the American dream and refusing to participate in this fraudulent attempt to turn us all in to magnetic dummies who will mindlessly follow a despotic leader"? Yeah, that didn't happen either.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't even with this list I'm losing braincells reading this sometimes I hate humanity.

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Bob Brooce
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just for fun, let's pretend you might need to use suction to draw thick blood. Just how do you "suction the vein" to get the IV *in*?

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you’re making up a web of ignorant lies just by writing something….

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similarly
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao. My blood actually IS thick like sludge. I have a very abnormally high red-cell count which creates high viscosity. I'm on blood thinners to prevent heart-attacks and strokes. My doctor warned me that it gets a little precarious when it's too warm or too cold.

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Samsquatch & Monko
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They liked the blood so much that they ripped out the iv and vampire’d her

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Becca not Becky
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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're going to create a BS post, at least "do your research" about how things work.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing your head has the suction to pull sludge through the blood/air barrier.

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With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

#22

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

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#25

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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#29

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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#30

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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#33

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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#34

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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#35

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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#36

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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#38

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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Blood Is Blue, Apparently

Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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#45

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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Annie Persson
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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#49

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

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My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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