50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Twitter Page (New Pics)

Call the fire department, thats is not a burn, thats a frikking forest fire....

what if you’re a disabled werewolf

I mean Britain in a sentence tbh

Ugh, obnoxious hateful b*tch. Has she not crawled back under her rock yet. Could've done with her name being censored - the less air time this oxygen thief is given the better

if the shoes are long enough that takes care of social distancing

They forgot to mention the historical forcing conversion to Atheism through torture and/or being killed...

Yeah, that’s because we’re so.... I can’t be bothered to finish that sentence 🥱😴

Members of the Church of Satan are some of the most charitable and humane people around! It's only feared because of the name.

i think he’s hacking the ENTIRE system

And also, expecting them to be happy is first of all sexist, and also dumb because how would they be happy when so many problems plague femalekind, like pink tax, groping, jerks like this guy, etc. Today in my bus some guy apparently pulled up the shirt of & touched this girl in her private parts. That girl is a 4th grader, and that guy is that age or younger! (my school goes from Nursery to 12th grade).

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Karens gonna talk to a lawyer about suing an underage child. Something tells me there's more than just hairstyle why kids call that karen, karen.

Lol, apply líquid nitrogen to the calcinated área....

sorry that's too big a number for Timmy to handle

Jenni is going places and she has my vote. What a gutsy intelligent young lady.

My granddad died of Parkinson’s so it would be a slap in the face for me if a cure is discovered now

"Okayden" slays me every time

These brands are like a pets fast food- it tastes great so pets love it but there is no real nutrition value.

certainly played a part in my communism love story comrade

the burn department has been overrun today

the dishwasher is a scary thing, nearly as terrifying as the microwave

Imagine if no one could have guns full stop. Then I feel like this wouldn't really be a problem

literally a f*****g apple

Damn

Ouch!!!

True beauty comes from the inside. This new gf must be a better person than the ex.

Plus that would be awful to sleep in

and PASSPORTS! EVERY COUNTRY YOU'VE BEEN TO HAD THOSE!! THE HORRORR

Aaah the good old myth about how you can check a woman’s virginity, thought we had come further than this 😴

But you can't tell if a woman is virgin or not! Hymen tests have repeatedly being proven to be absolutely rubbish! Just a shame so many people still believe this cr@p

Okay so here's the thing about the virginity myth that many people, particularly male people, seem to have not realized even after thousands of years of this what-the-fūckery: If a woman's/girl's value is immediately diminished by her having PIV sex for the first time, the only logical explanation is that it's the pęnis that causes said diminished value. It's the literal only way possible to accomplish this. So let's stop pretending that yiz are jaunting around with a magic wand in your pants when in reality it's more of a "driving a brand new car off the lot" situation.

People need to learn the truth about hymens. Do a little reading and the concept of female virginity gets a bit more ridiculous.

When you are a misogynist but you try to compensate for it by using fake 'science'.

Ahem, attention men! You can not actually test a woman for virginity! This is a myth! The hymen is not some magic s3x indicator. Some women can still have an intact hymen after s3x. Many women/girls have ruptured the hymen and have no idea, because s3x is not involved. Strenuous exercise, a hard fall, all kinds of things can do it. Some women require surgery because the hymen can't be broken and some virtually don't have one. Bodies are wildly variable. Let go of the virginity thing. It's stupid.

Well dam even I can feel the heat from that burn from here

Ahh the village idiot on twitter again. Let him go ladies not worth your time.

I would have no issue with men having to be virgins longer. Chaste men would be a nice thing.

Incel says what?

So if myself and the rest of the women are supposed to be chaste then are the men supposed to f**k.. each other?

The first commandment in the Bible is telling male and female to be fruitful and multiply. All the extra laws came up later and were penned by man.

So how come horses have hymens as well?

If God wouldn't just gave up after trying to kill us one time He would kill all of us and make a new set of people so often we would get used to death of human race like is a common thing.

Nuclear explosion!!!

Yeah, move

Now thats a funny pitch lol.

well it involves a time machine, some ballpoint pens and a whole lot of dumplings. Who's with me?

CEOs: what is this thing you call a “living wage”

i don’t know what my body is but it has a lot of cat hair

Gotta appreciate the honesty

That's crazy

Still cracks me up no matter how many times I read it

What did the Romans ever do for us?

through the ROOF like a REAL man

EXACTLY SHE'S NOT GOING TO TRADE THE LITERAL BEST SURNAME

Or when anti-vaxxers tweet that they’re pro-life!...... too soon?

20,000, jeez! That's some commitment!

I get so mad at this, if the rest of the clothes turned back, why didn’t the shoe? And also if the shoe didn’t turn back when it fell off, why didn’t she take off other things so they would stay?

do. not. put. the. salmon. in. the. wet. towels. and. then. the. microwave.