Spring is in the air, which means its time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning depending on who you are. For all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.

From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down and don't forget to upvote the best memes!

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Ooh look, I forgot I had this... 2 hours later

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Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.

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tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Damp paper towel. Apparently water is its kryptonite.

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Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.

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Nthati
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1 year ago

This happens to me when I have to clean, study or basically do anything productive.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Every. Damn. Time.

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Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!

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Allie G.
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1 year ago

I LOVE the picture!!! That is so cool!!!

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

Oh, yes. And cleaning wearing high heels is for some reason also better than without them (for me at least).

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Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

LoL. So true.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

I'm 39, so you can just imagine how good it makes me feel!

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Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.

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FatBaby
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1 year ago

OMG I thought I was the only one

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

Love this one, I did this as a kid XD

Elizibeth Crater
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1 year ago

I did the same thing

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SirPatTheCat
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1 year ago

My friend fractured her pinky doing this (holding something, ran full speed at it with arms out). I wanted to say something sympathetic, but it came out as "HAHAHAHAH WHAT ARE YOU A PIGEON"

Pan Narrans
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1 year ago

From someone who's still got the scars: put a bird sticker on those glass doors, at kids height!

Reilly Beryll
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1 year ago

I ran into a glass door when I was little and flew back about a yard. I also knocked out a screen door. Incredibly cautious now ;)

Foxxy
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1 year ago

Haha, We moves to a house with a glass sliding door and on the first day we were there we said to our daughter a couple of times to watch the door. Well later on she was running through the house and went to go outside but hit the door. The bang was so loud and she went flying back about a metre and slid on the tiles with a loud thud. She was fine, lucky she didn’t go through the door. It was fucking hilarious.

Destro
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1 year ago

Again, key word.

Dragon_knight56
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow

Michelle Dodson
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1 year ago

I laughed WAY too hard at this. But, then I remembered a friend from like, 6th (?) grade who really did run through a sliding glass door. She underwent numerous surgeries, incredible pain & some rehab before she was even HALFWAY back to "normal". I am still trying to remember her name. Whoever you are -I hope it all worked out and that life has been good to you. Blessings ~

Fire Psycho
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1 year ago

lol I did that like THREE TIMES

Shoto Todoroki
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1 year ago

Poor Doug...

Michelle Dodson
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahaha! My son calls me "Lady MacBeth". I'll leave it to the brainiacs to figure it out. He also calls me "Psycho with a Dustmop" for the lesser read.

Dawn Sand
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1 year ago

👍

Jace
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1 year ago

Who tries to walk through an exterior doorway without checking to see if the door is open or closed? If there’s no screen, then the glass door is closed. Who lets their house stand open without even a screen?

Id row
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1 year ago

lmao, I love the visual I got from that.

BusLady
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1 year ago

Gee, how many times have they done this?

Red
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1 year ago

XD

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Amy Pattie
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1 year ago

As a cleaner with a husband, I support this message.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

YES

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

unless he's not doing it her way lol

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

And splash you in the process.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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SadieSummers
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1 year ago

Incorrect. My room is much more of a hazard.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

"Don't attempt anything without the gloves."

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Flame Phoenix
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1 year ago

Not to mention not eating

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Emilee Hubbard
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1 year ago

And you go hide in your room

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Katrė
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1 year ago

Yup, all the time. Even if I'm on holiday and paid for the hotel room.

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FatBaby
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1 year ago

Fashion is always weird like this

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

When it is clean, it is to stay clean. Forever.

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Arkeen
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1 year ago

Why on earth would anyone store logs *within* an unused fireplace ? I mean, if it is unused then .. you ... you don't need to store logs ... right ? But even if you want to use it, you can't because ... there is a pile of logs. It ... it just ... doesn't make ... sense ... at all .... why ? WHY ?!

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ƒιѕн
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1 year ago

I actually use the top of the dryer and see how high I can stack clothes.

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Falcon
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1 year ago

That will never happen. I will never get it clean enough for that >_>

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Shadow
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1 year ago

It’s true

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Isa
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1 year ago

In my defense(again ) I only buy clothes that I don't need to iron..well except Summer time and all the damn wrinkle fabrics ....

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Magpie
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1 year ago

Wait we have to clean that ?

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Malakai
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1 year ago

EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. EWWWWW. Bathing in dirty dish water? GROSS.

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