Spring is in the air, which means it's time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning, depending on who you are. So for all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.
From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down, and don't forget to upvote the best memes!
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So. Many. Distractions.
Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?
It's THE Chair
OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.
Stubborn Dirt
Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.
Gathering The Strength
Treacherous Spoon
Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!
Dust Bunnies And Twinkling Stars
Everything's Better With Music
Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.
...or Vacuum Cleaner Cleaner?
Signs You're Getting Old
Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.
Just A Couple Days More
Neat Freak
Define 'Clean'
As a cleaner with a wife, I say they can be just as infuriating lol
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Omg my hubby says he can clean in a much quicker time than me and yes he can but the quality is s**t. He should know by now that when you wash dishes you also have to wash the underside and not just the side we eat off.
My husband seriously washed dishes for the first time. Needless to say, he broke - by that I mean squeezed in his hand or slipped out of his hand- a few plates. But finally, as we run out of plates he got it right. I just threatened not to buy any new plates u till his skills would improve.
This is my fiancé with me. His mother is a clean freak, mine was happy if she managed to vacuum once a week. We are both very much ike our mums. Also I used to work as a cleaner which turned 'I don't like cleaning' into 'I hate cleaning with a passion'.
So we should be grateful for a man helping, and if not, we are bitches?? SERIOUSLY????
No, you should stop complaining the whole day because he doesn't do everything as perfect as you think you are.
Load More Replies... My husband offers but I usually decline. When someone hates to do something as much as he does, it will not be done well lol. I don't want to have to re-do what he cleaned
We made an agreement years ago - if I really do need help, I will ASK FOR IT. Thank you for your support, now get the f**k outta my way!
I up-voted this and then thought “wait, my husband has never offered to help me clean”
Pretty sure he knows how to clean right but enjoys watching me freak out!
Relationship Advice
Have Mercy, Please
A Productive Member Of Society
My Room, My Rules
Nasty Water
Or Better Still - Don't Even Come Home
Silently Dissolving
Clean Before Cleaning
Multitasking 101
Crumbs, Crumbs Everywhere
There's Messy And Then There's Messy
Why on earth would anyone store logs *within* an unused fireplace ? I mean, if it is unused then .. you ... you don't need to store logs ... right ? But even if you want to use it, you can't because ... there is a pile of logs. It ... it just ... doesn't make ... sense ... at all .... why ? WHY ?!
Expectations vs. Reality
Proud Achievement
You Can Do Better
It's A Piece Of Room Decor
Rookie Mistake
Saving Both Water And Time
Sooo...I'm here reading stuff about cleaning, instead of...guess what? Yep, my place is a mess.
If I wash my apartment windows or the car, it WILL 100% rain within the next 24 hrs! Foolproof! ^--^
Haha, every time my boyfriend washes his truck, the first thing I'll say is: I guess it's going rain tomorrow (and it does).
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I am amazed how normal it still is, that the woman cleans and the man does ... i don' know what the man does in the world of "only woman can clean properly".
If you have kids, and any of them are male, start instilling cleaning habits in them.
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When I was growing up, I got the belt if my aunt/guardian saw any dust or dirt on her white gloves. Yes, she'd run a white-gloved hand over the furniture and mantels to make sure they had been properly cleaned. :|
Laughed out loud at so many of these things, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urrgh.
Sometimes i can see the dust particles floating in my bedroom so i vacuum the air like it's actually going to do anything
Dishes are absolutely horrible. Certainly my least favorite chore. My mother has a tendency to leave condiments slathered in silverware and plates and such. Why...
Sometimes i want to clean my mom's house and others times i dont but it got to get done and get if over with because i don't want to here her nagging about the house is not being clean up. So i go ahead and get it done.
When it comes to cleaning, I hate to do it, but I do it so well. I was an Executive Housekeeper at a Hilton hotel for 10 years and me and my team won so many awards for cleanliness. Now I work as front Desk Clerk at a hotel, but I do a little bit of everything and I have the tendency to come in and redo peoples work because it is done halfassed. Everyone says I'm a little OCD, but it's not that, it's that there is a standard when working in hospitality and I work with some lazy a*s people. I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist.
Sooo...I'm here reading stuff about cleaning, instead of...guess what? Yep, my place is a mess.
If I wash my apartment windows or the car, it WILL 100% rain within the next 24 hrs! Foolproof! ^--^
Haha, every time my boyfriend washes his truck, the first thing I'll say is: I guess it's going rain tomorrow (and it does).
Load More Replies... I am amazed how normal it still is, that the woman cleans and the man does ... i don' know what the man does in the world of "only woman can clean properly".
If you have kids, and any of them are male, start instilling cleaning habits in them.
Load More Replies... When I was growing up, I got the belt if my aunt/guardian saw any dust or dirt on her white gloves. Yes, she'd run a white-gloved hand over the furniture and mantels to make sure they had been properly cleaned. :|
Laughed out loud at so many of these things, threw up a little in my mouth at the last one. Urrgh.
Sometimes i can see the dust particles floating in my bedroom so i vacuum the air like it's actually going to do anything
Dishes are absolutely horrible. Certainly my least favorite chore. My mother has a tendency to leave condiments slathered in silverware and plates and such. Why...
Sometimes i want to clean my mom's house and others times i dont but it got to get done and get if over with because i don't want to here her nagging about the house is not being clean up. So i go ahead and get it done.
When it comes to cleaning, I hate to do it, but I do it so well. I was an Executive Housekeeper at a Hilton hotel for 10 years and me and my team won so many awards for cleanliness. Now I work as front Desk Clerk at a hotel, but I do a little bit of everything and I have the tendency to come in and redo peoples work because it is done halfassed. Everyone says I'm a little OCD, but it's not that, it's that there is a standard when working in hospitality and I work with some lazy a*s people. I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist.
