Spring is in the air, which means its time for some spring cleaning - or putting off spring cleaning depending on who you are. For all the procrastinators or cleaning fiends who need a break from washing, dusting, organizing, and other household chores Bored Panda has put together a list of hilarious cleaning memes that would make Mr. Clean proud.

From the endless "soaking" required before you actually get around to washing dishes to getting distracted by all the interesting treasures you found while cleaning out the depths of your closet, these funny memes are too relateable - maybe even Marie Kondo. So scroll down and don't forget to upvote the best memes!

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Ooh look, I forgot I had this... 2 hours later

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Getting motivated to clean or even do the dirty dishes is sometimes as difficult as getting motivated to go to the gym - but that's not all they share in common. Did you know that cleaning for two hours can burn 200 calories? That's right you can pump your favorite music and clean your place in place of cardio day! How's that for killing to birds with one stone?

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

OMG really? did you sneak into my house for this post panda? I actually tried to get rid of the half way chair but it just turned into a halfway floor pile... the chair is back.

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tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Damp paper towel. Apparently water is its kryptonite.

Molly Tallmadge
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1 year ago

You are my savior

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Nordlys
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1 year ago

Jesus, people creating problems where there are none. Just lick it up!

holo it's me
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1 year ago

Oh my god, finally someone said it! These kids need to stop being such priveleged snowflakes... back in my day we didn't have tongues to lick it up! We managed!

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

Why I use vaccums

BusLady
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1 year ago

Just sweep it under the rug.

Mr. Bean
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1 year ago

Me. Too.

Alyeck Melendez Seda
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1 year ago

who doesn't T-T

therealpixie
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1 year ago

Turn the dust pan to a 90º angle, and brush the line into it.

Foxxy
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1 year ago

I don’t sweep, I use my dust pan to clean up quick mess like broken glass but I vacuum all my floors. Don’t care if they are carpet, Lino, tile, timber etc.

Paul K. Johnson
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1 year ago

Get the big stuff with the dust pan then switch to a piece of paper for that last little bit.

Wyatt Neely-Vanderpool-27
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3 weeks ago

hi

Sabrina Duran
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1 month ago

OMG really lol so true

MadMax-1
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1 year ago

"I hate you with every part of my soul" perfect to describe how I feel!

Amaranthim Talon
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1 year ago

I want to recommend a rather superfluous product, described to me as a "glorified dust pan". I have no dog in this fight but people, if you can - get this- it is a serious game changer in the Struggle Against the Dust Bunnies! https://www.amazon.com/Professional-Automatic-Touchless-Stationary-VA-00021X/dp/B075TT4RMG?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-d-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B075TT4RMG

sfg4life515
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1 year ago (edited)

Well, fine then "line of dirt", if that's your REAL name! I'll just get the vacuum, then we'll see who has the last laugh...wtf?!? A full vacuum bag?! REALLY?!?! BTW: 12,896 hours vs. 6,448 hours...I wouldn't say they are slacking, they just don't. And for a bunch of 🤡s making a majority of the messes...😖😠😡🤬. No offense to my sons..RINSE YOUR CEREAL BOWL..dammit.

LazyPanda
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1 year ago

every time

Maggie Osterberg
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1 year ago

Arrrrrgh! DUDE-YOU-H...3af2e8.jpg DUDE-YOU-HARSHED-5cb77d73af2e8.jpg

Tarmin Slingerfinger
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1 year ago

You know you can just slightly shift back the dustpan and sweep again, 3 or 4 times and it will be completely gone, right?

Iulia
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1 year ago

yeap, you can shift that f**er till you reach your neighbour, and still won`t get that last bit.

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Traditional gender roles are being turned on their head from the workplace to child-rearing, but when it comes to cleaning the numbers show that men are seriously slacking. Apparently the average woman cleans for 12,896 hours in her lifetime, while the average man cleans for only 6,448. That's a difference of 6,448 hours. So please ladies hand the men in your life the vacuum they have some hours to catch up on.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

... till the time to clean is over.

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Malakai
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1 year ago

Or small bowl

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Keep sneezing from all those dust particles? Well you are the one to blame. No, no not because you haven't dusted your room since last winter, but because roughly 70 to 80 percent of dust particles are made up of dead skin cells. So before you judge your cat or dog for all the shedding, just remember you aren't as clean as you think you are!

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

so true

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

Oh, yes. And cleaning wearing high heels is for some reason also better than without them (for me at least).

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Our beds are our sanctuaries. Sure the floor may be covered in clothes but at least the bed is usually clean - wrong. When you cozy up to your pillow at night, your head isn't the only thing weighing it down. Roughly 10 percent of a pillow's weight is made up of dead mites and their droppings. Sufficiently grossed out yet? According to specialists your pillow should be replaced every one to two years.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

LoL. So true.

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Nicci
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1 year ago

I totally relate to this!!! I HATE doing dishes, but give me a new sponge, fuck yeah, I'll wash those dishes.

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Cinderella had the birds and the mice to help her with her laundry, lets hope that all the characters at Disney World are just as helpful, because the magic park washes an average of 285,000 pounds of laundry every single day. To put that in perspective It would take you 44 years to do that same amount if you washed and dried one load of laundry every morning.

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FatBaby
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1 year ago

OMG I thought I was the only one

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

Love this one, I did this as a kid XD

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Amy Pattie
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1 year ago

As a cleaner with a husband, I support this message.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

YES

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Sun&Bananas
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1 year ago

unless he's not doing it her way lol

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

And splash you in the process.

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

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SadieSummers
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1 year ago

Incorrect. My room is much more of a hazard.

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Withnail
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1 year ago

"Don't attempt anything without the gloves."

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Flame Phoenix
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1 year ago

Not to mention not eating

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A Rose Among Thorns
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1 year ago

Better run

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Ionescu Mihaela
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1 year ago

haahahhaah me every tuesday :))

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FatBaby
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1 year ago

Fashion is always weird like this

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The Dutches
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1 year ago

When it is clean, it is to stay clean. Forever.

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Maci Mae
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1 year ago

Tbh, my room in definitely more like the top one. I shared a bedroom with my little sister until I was 13, and she trashed it. Now that I have my own I’m trying to keep it as clean as possible lmao

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Bella-Dohna🇳🇴
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1 year ago

Yes! 🤣👍🤣

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Falcon
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1 year ago

That will never happen. I will never get it clean enough for that >_>

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Shadow
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1 year ago

It’s true

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SadieSummers
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1 year ago

I once tried to iron something. Once. Long story short, I melted the ironing board a little, and never attempted to iron anything again.

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Magpie
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1 year ago

Wait we have to clean that ?

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Malakai
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1 year ago

EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. EWWWWW. Bathing in dirty dish water? GROSS.

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