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We, as people, sometimes are too difficult to understand. Our thoughts, our feelings, and our sense of humor are better received with some visual aid. That is how memes were born, and some of the funniest ones are created by using classical art as a reference to modern-day issues.

Classical Damn is an Instagram account that creates some of the greatest classical art memes, with over 343k followers on their page. I’m sure there are some, if not all of them, to which you will definitely relate. These classical art pieces with humorous or satirical captions have been on the internet for a while now, and at least for me, they never disappoint.

So, pandas, we invite you to prepare your smiling muscles for a quality workout. And for more on Bored Panda, see our previous post here.

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XenoMurph
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She couldn't take seeing her son become king. She always said she'd die before she'd see that happen.

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Nea
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And she knows it!

Nonna_SoF
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a wrench, since she was a trained diesel mechanic.

Loretta
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she can take him already, no?

Basko
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Lyone Fein
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not "Classical Art" but still funny

Michelle C
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laugh every time I see this! RIP, Your Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

pat hayes
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i miss your humour,my queen...

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    Best Behave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir Isaac, not Sir Newton. Still funny AF.

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly Sir Isaac died a virgin and seems to have been either asexual or gay and closeted.

    jon gilbertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Partridge Family were neither partridges, nor a family. discuss. random thought 🤔

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down Sir Newton but yes...let's write that down.

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO OMG why is this not first? I'm dying for some reason!

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 hours...damn, those are hard boiled eggs

    Plenty Pineapples
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kids didn't touch their dinner

    Robert K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if her boyfriend/husband hsd grilled anything he'd have taken credit for the WHOLE meal.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also you're gonna have to mend that cigarette burn that's about to happen on the tablecloth.

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously though, doesn't it look like she was in the middle of a conversation with someone who just got up and left......even their cig is still there. She looks like she might be a little ticked off.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me every time I did the full on Thanksgiving dinner for relatives.

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    Previously, the creator of these hilariously accurate memes has told Bored Panda that this Instagram page was started due to positive reactions from family and friends. The memes were inspired by the paintings that looked like they were exactly made for that sort of format. Though finding the right fit is not always that easy and usually takes a lot of time.

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    It is great that nowadays we get to see more classical art online to keep it relevant to this day for younger audiences. Not everyone knows their way around it, but with the meme format, anyone can enjoy some quality artwork.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am literally in this painting. It's now 543a and I'm watching True Blood, again, whilst scrolling BP.

    Lazy PANda (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I heard somewhere if you close one eye, you can keep your night vision while going into brighter places. However, if this is true make sure not to look into any bright lights because your pupils can’t shrink back to protect from that. Also moving slowly helps

    Regina Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing that right now lol

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a LED colour changeable bulb/lamp and choose a softer shade that suits and doesn't hurt the eyes

    Love it or leave it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!!!

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    Alex and definitely not Sauron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I also destroy their things” “EVEN BETTER”

    Emma Kilcup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..."And they don't even care! I'm too fast for them to catch me anyways! Except for little children... They are our mortal enemies."

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are broken hearted when we go..........Sorry everyone, not healed yet.

    DC
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretty much feel you, the memory still strikes ... only sick leave in 2018 was to attend Mika's final injections, ... I also had a concussion that I'd otherwise have forgotten about already, but what's that in comparison ... from the perspective of a mature pet, it's said that said pet would advise you to allow the pet spot to be passed on to a similar pet if they were a match, a different one if not, and generally - readopt. Adopt, don't shop, never make anyone make animals make more animals. There are enough already, and unless the number of happy and loved cats exceeds the number of living cats, by whatever means, what reason is there to enlarge number of cats?

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    Tiramisu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading the “Good. Good.” like Emperor Palpatine makes it even better.

    Hakuna Matata
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty: and I also blame dog for breaking thing *looks around for hoomun to see if they around* but I actually break their stuff. Ancient kitty: good good the dogs take the blame for everything😈

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just soft can-openers, after all.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also knock precious china off the ledge when the hoomans beg me not too.

    Ruth Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we worship you. At least, those of us who are lucky enough to have been chosen by one of you.

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horses' faces, lol. "What a drama queen!"

    Neuropotathy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Saint Ursula and the 11,000 Virgins”, painted by Jean Bourdichon circa 1503-1508

    Markus Holstein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounds like the title of an epic adult movie

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh...you're so scary using an arrow....oh no...I'm dying. Amateurs.

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying with sarcasm.

    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the horse is like: "This'll teach you ladies to think twice before leaving the house. "

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, it's got me feeling sooo woozy!

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I used to be a saint, but then I took an arrow in the heart"

    Edda Kamphues
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pierced thought the heart, but never killed?

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    I am sure many of you understand or have some sort of understanding of what a meme is. However, can the meme be considered an artwork in itself? If we can describe art’s purpose as an expression of human truth, then the short answer is yes. The uniqueness of memes has led to the creation of a new subculture and style of internet-based art. However, not everyone agrees that it can be classified as an art form due to the lack of originality and intentionality that traditional art forms have.

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    Duck's Shredder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they were roommates

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They were best friends who lived together until death, never married. They did everything together" Oh yeah...we know....we know.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greta and Sarah were two little known landscape artists who nevertheless had a profound influence on classic British landscape painting. Both women lived together in a tiny house in the countryside of Yorkshire. Neither married but they were frequently seen in public doing everything together and were said to be remarkable friends. They left the money they made of their numerous paintings to their 17 house cats.

    Jennifer Martens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why bored panda blurs, "where cats poop" but not the nipples

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a nipple I see!!? On BP!!? Rock on, dudes!!

    Phyllis Turbin
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you sisters?" asked a co-worker to 2 gal-pals at work. 😄

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't see this coming!" (pun intended)

    Yvonne Blau
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's what she said." (old, I know... but I had to)

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    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he won't get paint stains on his clothes.

    Lisa H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His butt is more tanned than his back.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't seems to be impressed. By his artistic skills I mean.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks bored. Is she the original bored panda?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's now free to express his artistic impressions....fully free. Lol

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an episode of Whose Line that needed a volunteer. Drew picked a teenage girl, maybe 15, then read the card. Colin was supposed to be a painter, doing a nude portrait of the audience member. Ryan was also in the sketch, but I don't remember as what. So Colin pretended to paint, and Ryan said, "Good God, would you put your pants on?" Colin mimed putting on pants, and all was well. Drew apologized for the situation, as he hadn't read the card beforehand. All in all, it was handled with aplomb.

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    Lollipop Girl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PANDITAS 😂😂😂 that makes my heart laugh

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us Bored Pandas have no nationality

    Peeka_Mimi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My people are nothing if not practical.

    Painter Tater (Any pronouns)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a restaurant like this in my town but it’s a Mexican-Chinese restaurant!

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said pandas can't be jet setters?

    seedogg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi-culturalism & Diversity that a lot of American's fearfully misunderstand

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't every panda enjoy a delicious chimichanga?

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    Even though not everyone accepts memes as a valid form of art, there already have been several exhibits held for internet memes. New shifts in the high-class artwork community usually do not get a warm welcome, and memes are not an exception. Similar to Andy Warhol's famous Campbell’s Soup Cans, which were not considered fine art by the elite, but had gained popularity with everyday people, memes have the potential to rise in the future.

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy in the blue could be 3 or 33

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never really liked cartoons where they needed a "new" cartoon so they just took an existing hit and reused the same ideas with them as kids. "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo" comes to mind as an example. This painting looks like folks were doing that lame idea long before cartoons.

    Hugh Walter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Lego bricks', it's Lego not Legos!

    the engineer 🇺🇦
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *picks up a bin full of legos* alrighty then!

    Donkeywheel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does someone know the name of the painting/painter? Thks

    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The painting is 'Architecture' by Carle Vanloo (1753) and is in the collection of The Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco. It's part of a series of paintings of cherubic children as artists. There is also 'Painting,' 'Music,' and 'Sculpture'

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    BoredPandaSucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone once asked my why i never talk, and that's what i told them. The look of indignation I received was so satisfying.

    lauralett50
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep myself out of prison. One idiot at a time .

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say if you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, People think I'm shy - but in reality I can't anything nice... 😬

    Jan Eivroc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INTJ force is strong in this pic

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    Mad Dragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I’m looking at BP at 3:00 am.

    Katie the Koala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

    morticia_b85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cycle too many of us are in to be honest.

    Ruth Harper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. Currently looking at BP at 11PM with no signs of growing tired enough to sleep.

    lauralett50
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhausted because of Diego. Sleepless because of Diego.

    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your brain won't shut up because of your ADHD because as soon as you think 'I wonder how old Joan Collins is?' you immediately have to look it up and then you fall down a rabbit hole.

    rs_adahl1971
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me every single day and night lol

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    So, Pandas, what are your thoughts on memes, and do you think they are art? Let us know in the comments.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are so proud of graduating you wear your mortar board as every day attire.

    Kris92
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else who automatically heard the angels sing aswell with this? Like "Aaaaaa!" No? ok.

    H M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bra is fine, not rushing to take it off, perhaps you buy the wrong ones

    MaggieMay85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep your happily bra comments to your self. 🤫

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    Christopher Seaton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While a university graduate looks on in awe

    Jeremi Colvin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...in the parking lot of my work site

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    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to me very often!

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, don't tell anyone I said this, but those strawberries look like their momma been hangin out in the tomato patch, if ya know what I mean.

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear them sneering

    Elizabeth Elliot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd better sweep those letters up or someone will trip over.

    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta lay off the acid, Dennis.

    Don't Talk to Me
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    2 years ago

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    Julie Bradley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sneaky strawberries. Not raspberries, they're loud.

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just evil but funny as hell! 😂

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl I thought she had a waste paper basket on her head for a minute. Wild office party!

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ankles just social distancing during Covid

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's wearing a lampshade on her head so she's halfway there.

    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in that dress, they don't!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I quit drinking I used to tell people, "No thanks, it makes me pregnant".

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    Cuppa tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good auld times, when people married for reasons.

    parmadillo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wanted me to treat him like a king so I gave him some of my wages for a while, got fed up, and told to move to another country and never come back.

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every woman can relate to this

    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But but I'm brining you a baby...."..."Listen here you flying feather duster, if you want to bring me anything bring me equality"

    Lyop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get. It. Away. From. Me!!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uff, I can relate. I feel like the stork in this image symbolizes my my mum and society telling me that I'm not a true woman until I get married and start having children.

    Cactuar Jon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I an hear her screaming "I don't bloody want it! Get that thing away from me!"

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this really is Victorian, surely it's early trolling - we all know you secretly gave birth type thing.....or is it only my take? I doubt that a single woman of that time would NOT be amused to get this card.

    The Doom Song
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea why I laughed so hard at this

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all have to fart but no one wants to be first.

    Olivia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time someone asks me what's my style or what are my hobbies or what do I want for Christmas, my mind goes blank

    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo just starts talking about how much he loves tomatoes, he does not actually love tomatoes

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    Kioh81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Group projects..

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd from the right be like "what was the question again? "

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what i look like when im drawing faces

    Agnes Jekyll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a group crossword puzzle to me.

    Kris92
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm SO glad I only have me, myself and I to juggle. And me & myself are only out in private company or even more private company. Then I'm by myself.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Hieronymus Bosch would have fit well in the 21st century.

    Lyop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For so many reasons and occasions.

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    eMpTy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a painting by Hieronymus Bosch in my pool (along with a hippopotamus and a '58 micro bus driven by a hippie).

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bosch is one of my absolute favorite artists ♡

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with ne?

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing that someone got up at 4am and is removing bolts!

    ThatG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋🏻‍♂️ present!

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    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the name of this classical painting? I love it!

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People leaving the night shift, People entering the day shift

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the night crew greets the morning shifters...

    Zuzana Necasova
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well actually when I have to get up at 6.00 AM, I look and feel like the people on the left side and it’s not getting better during that day

    Gonbei Nanashino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how boring people looked at ravers in the morning in 90s.

    Sophie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's me that thinks it looks like that's an Iron Maiden cover...

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a very long ride indeed

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed should make itself. Bed should change the sheets itself. Then Bed is perfect.

    We_Are_Watching_You
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, bed should also not be so uncomfortable until the last few seconds before the alarm clock rings. They should also smash any source of disruptive noise. Then Bed is perfect.

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    Bobby Dewa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it doesn't do anything, you still think it is your friend

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say that, and I was asleep for five hours last night. Either my bed is wrong or I am. (both? both is good)

    Grace Skerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When all else fails, take a nap.

    rs_adahl1971
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you can't sleep then bed becomes an evil monster

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    Duck's Shredder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a therapy dragon/serpent/whatever that thing is supposed to be.

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy this dragon? (It's for a friend)

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a dragon I’d be happy!

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a dragon dog, and I want a dozen of them.

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really random sh*t. More like epic companion/security pet. I'll take two, the second oe is to help address my mental health.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very humorous, but I would never dress as a person of the cloth.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said it would stay small enough to fit in my purse and that it wouldn't breathe fire on ME

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    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ima save this so I can use it when it happens ;)

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Bookworm" by Carl Spitzweg, in case you wondered

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! Yes, here it is! It says most old people die from falls around the home.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seeing relatable details, like holding something between your knees when your hands are full.

    #24

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm.. A very clever speech bubble placement.

    rs_adahl1971
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does the guy look awfully feminine

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shes lying, he already knew the answer look at his eyes

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    #25

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    Roy Zobel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    „Grandmother! What big eyes you have!“ - "One can't even poop in peace."

    steaky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story bugged me so much. The only way this makes any sense is when she had bad eyesight

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what grannys illness was, that she got wine and cake brought to her bed... 🤔

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine and cake cures anything! Even lycanthropy.

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    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grandma! Why do you have a tail??" "it's not a tail," answered the Wolf and looked away, embarrassed.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Granny - tell Lil' Miss Red Riding Hood - "Don't get caught up in appearances, there's more to life than how you look, ok?"

    Hakuna Matata
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes red dont body shame others including your *grandma*

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He, "This won't take long, did it?"

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother said I should try to be good…was I?

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    Christina B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on her face is priceless...and very relatable ;)

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really enjoy this humor of a disappointed woman.

    rs_adahl1971
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there way to many times. That's why I'm divorced

    John Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? how long have you been divorced now?

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is wearing lavender stockings right? Otherwise she should see a doctor asap about her circulation.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the phrase "Easy come easy go"

    Sora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finish what, staying awake? Doing home work? Come on tell me, the climax is really hard.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add 'what do you want to drink' and its a good relationship

    Charlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently one of them wanted to chase the green fairy judging by the painting.. 😛

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... of starvation. Because they couldn't decide!

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy's having absinth, so at least he seems to be a fun fella

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the answer is always "I dunno, whatever"

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in a nutshells ya. Hmmm, what is the smallest nut?

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grunge was to the 90s, what disco was to the 70s. discuss. another completely random comment from yours truly

    Gonbei Nanashino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s not having his absinthe fueled non-sense talk.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What shall we have for dinner....

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    SarDemMin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate image of my demons

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah, it's actually a recent image created by tattooist Don Ed Hardy. It's called "Surf or Die."

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it at least steers them in a direction and keeps them busy for a while

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does this and the rest of them just point and laugh at you. Seriously, I believe this.

    Gonbei Nanashino
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a hell of a good time, I see!!

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now do one with chocolate/chocolate river.

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the musicians knew how to play it without repetition ? Then the true talent is with the orchestra.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overtures were usually a "mix" of pieces from the main work, so the orchestra had a bit of a background.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make me feel better, except, well, Talent.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but that's because he could

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Mozart was my age he'd been dead for 6 years.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accomplish what he accomplished first, then feel okay about procrastinating until the morning of the big day

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a classical music god!

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im supposed to be revising for my french test tomorrow but im on bp and this is me now

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my cold toilet seat on a winters day face

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat earthers be like "globe debunked!" Seriously, they have real trouble picturing objects in 3d space.

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38 year old me seeing the moon during the day

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Does Goodnight Moon know about this??” Five year old me.

    Joshuah Johnston
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    53yr old me and little has changed🤯

    Lily from England
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His moustache is making me feel uncomfortable.

    John Topper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that is definitely Pablo Pascal looking at the giant poo he just dropped.

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me seeing the moon during the day at any age

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that‘s actually my task for today….

    Francis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being eaten by a giantic bird that wears a cauldron as hat??

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    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The pic shows a detail from Garden of Earthly Delights if I'm not mistaken.

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    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that...a flute in his ***? Above the guy in the drum🤣🤣 That snow shoeing platypus is killing me😆

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot going on in this picture......

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is only part of it! https://bluesurfart.com/products/hell-panel-from-the-garden-of-earthly-delights?variant=43869380051196&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=Cj0KCQiAq5meBhCyARIsAJrtdr4eEBLwMfW-ukc2FoTE5ht-OPw-GzKmRHA3u9zFpEwA5rFWG1U1mGYaAjufEALw_wcB

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the guy in the background is driving his sled too fast and crashes through the ice. Its like a community service announcement.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the Sam hill is that bloke doing in the background?? Riding a medieval jet ski?

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was me. Today, unfortunately.

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    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still very early for me to understand.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then takes a selfie and the internet implodes

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dammit hold still!" "NO! YOU hold still!"

    Robert K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id, Ego, and Super Ego captured

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Carradine, is that you?

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, because i LISTEN TO THE F*****G SCIENTISTS.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair I listened to the f*****g scientists and still got it.

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    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me and my man!! Even moved 3300 miles, just as vaccine was becoming available. We left our snot in Niagara Falls, for a mandatory COVID test. For some reason that just makes us laugh and laugh

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vaccccccinnnneeeeeess **sung soprano by angels

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was our family escaping COVID until November last year. It's not fun!

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, never got it! Even in 2021 when I went to a wedding and hugged and smooched everyone! Of course it's never too late.

    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the shoulder blade pain which was weird, but didn't take a test. I've had all 5 shots and to my knowledge have remained Covid free.

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    Dinah Brand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't often have bloody gore and jump scares in Serial Killer Docs.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or demonic possessions! You can't hear a ghosty coming into the house.

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    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same - fictional horror, especially anything supernatural just feels too far fetched & unlikely to happen in real life so it isn't scary. Anything about serial killers, psychos, stalkers, home invasions, etc. - that stuff really does happen, albeit not very often, but it definitely sticks with me more.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the second one in both situations.

    #35

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what my ex told me lol.... ( Just kidding, She never Said that, She just posted a picture of her hugging other dude for me to see )

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone downvotes you but I fixed it. Doggo is cute-o

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    Waddling Land Fish (She/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, if you’re nobody’s priority, you don’t have to worry about when you inevitably disappoint them. Yeah Im fine why?

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how i sleep knowing im the problem and all of my pain is self inflicted and i will not even gonna try to fix myself because i dont care 😌

    Kris92
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was me, I wouldn't be able to move my arms. Blood circulation goes bye-bye when I leave my arms up like that. And then I wouldn't be able to move. Therefore, not getting out of bed anytime soon.

    Settled for Infamy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too these days. I can't even tuck my hand under my pillow anymore 🤨

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am everyone's priority. I am a kitten.

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is her dress made from sheets, or are the sheets her dress? It's like a Renaissance version of the Snuggy lol

    Anna Demkovych
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IS THE DRAWING CALLED?????????

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup and I sleep like a baby. Well kind of, as much as a anxiously depressed gal can sleep, I mean.

    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma has a painting just like this

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally....... a use for okra.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't make them taste better though, IMO.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is goin on in this one!!!

    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dreamed that I couldn't get an uber and some guy picked me up driving an electric barbecue, so why not 😂

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dreamt that I got sent to some parallel universe and I managed to redeem some dictator by saying, “a phone number is a unique number that represents us all. Soon we will have 9 billion people on earth and a phone number has 9 digits so each digit represents one person”.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Peter Piper packing his peppers

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a really crazy picture, I wonder what century it is from.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was painted in 2007 but made to look like much older due to similar techniques used. Henryk Fantazos is the artist.

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    David Trujillo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the New Mexico State Fair, their motto is "Red or Green."

    Jess Baldo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I'm from New Mexico and the first thing I thought was why are they throwing green chili down her pants 🤣

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    eMpTy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: "Does my bum look big in this?" A: "It will just as soon as we throw in some extra okra!"

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Butt Gumbo Woman and Concertina Man were two of the less well known superheroes of the DC world"

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promotional posters such as this one are why the Society of Okra Growers has not succeeded in getting okra to the top of the veggie charts.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The logic of religions...

    BRUSSEL SPROUT PANDA
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize that you insulted every religious user on bp including me

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is the father. Jesus is his son and the holy spirit is knowledge and faith basically. I honestly dont think this is a bit funny. I'm sorry to see that others do. First time poster btw.

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion isn’t the problem, it’s the people twisting religion. I’m not Christian, I don’t think Christianity is correct on everything theologically, but if your religion is turning you into a cruel person, you are doing it wrong. Religion is fundamentally intended to spread loving-kindness. If your religion isn’t teaching you that, chances are you’re misinterpreting the text.

    Filbert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it louder for the people in the back!

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know how religion is different from mythology...

    Trond Øien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until even a shred of empirical evidence for any of them is presented there is no difference imo.

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    Toothpaste guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I always wondered why we had to thank the Dungeon Master for killing off his self-insert OC.

    Jeannie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a tiny bit of thought and you know it's all b******t.

    Ashley Conover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you believe in the Mormon faith. Then you believe that Jesus was God's son and not one in the same. I'm no longer a follower of that religion, but I remember things.

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same bro, put me in a room by myself with a camera and watch my eyes get bigger and bigger as absolutely nothing happens

    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too close to the home

    Danielle Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh! In that case, we do have a managerial position open..."

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    Birgit M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …except the drama in my head.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, not having a load of drama in my life is a nice thing. I’ve had drama. I’m done with drama.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so antisocial, tha actually every time I go outside some drama occurs.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if that just means worrying the next 24 hours on whether you were a burden or bother to the cashier at the grocery store when she had to ring up your order.

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    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like I expect Tom's Diner to look...

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if all of life is a stage then it only stands to reason that some must stand to the side and watch.

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also me feeling that dilemma: Why does nothing ever happen around here?

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me who is worried about the war in ukraine, my mental health, my future, what people think of me, who i am, who i will be, what makes me happy: i got plenty of drama thanks im good

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    Domi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will try this on my visitors.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But seriously, look at the freaking sheen on those dresses!!!

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it’s like a photo.and the reflection on the floor… Amazing talent!

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    Jacques-Olivier NICOLAS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In any case, the artist who made this painting is really talented, it looks like a photo.

    Anna Demkovych
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IS THIS PAINTING CALLED????? THE FABRIC IS AWESOME

    pat hayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome painting...look, just LOOK at the fabric on those gowns! my god, such talent!

    Lily from England
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *the other girl* - ‘ oh yes Rosemary, very good! Oh stop Rosemary, I can’t stop laughing, oh dear, if I show anymore emotion my side will split, well at-least my corset will’

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the guests have no choice....

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me of the time my wife and I ate in a restaurant where they reused an old commercial coffee urn to brew the iced tea. 🤢

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    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would need a few stones like that.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I suppose if you really do love him you wouldn't strike his heart so he really knows the truth of it.

    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear if this is Olivia Rodrigo's ancestor! They look so similar

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    SarDemMin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My man don't play around. Straight shooter

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting choice of words, I don't know if straight woulda been the first word to pop into my mind here.

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    Neuropotathy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there are details in the painting that told contemporary viewers what is exactly going on. Like flowers on her knees or their hairstyles.

    James Doe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's definately letting one rip casually..

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he thinks a G-spot is an android app

    Cathy Carey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now honey, if you even know where it is why the hell don't you show him? For goodness sake, don't ever leave a man in charge of your own happiness.

    Chyppa Homer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Next time, flowers without thorns. :D

    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont thrash roses :(

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL yep, s**t happen when you have not an open mind

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is a g-spot? do I want to know?

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of their expressions are so intense! I wonder what the original painting is supposed to be about..

    Larry XK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting; I have no problem finding it

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    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a HUGE difference between the two.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wear 2 pairs of socks, even in the summer. this comment has nothing to do with the meme. i also like tacos. hope someone laughed, we all need to

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neither are my favorite to be fair, except when im listening to music

    GoddessOfChaos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know if you’re joking or not ( I’m sorry I’m really bad with picking up sarcasm) but it’s 18th century painter Joseph Ducreaux. He’s really famous for his funny and weird self portraits, they’re hilarious highly recommend you look them up!

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when that one time I need it, its all 'searching through 10000 + memes' post story.

    Your Local Forza Enthusiast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one...that one hit too close to home for me...

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    145 407 photos on my phone and counting. Almost all of them screenshots and memes.

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! THIS. IS. ME!!!- I have 40,000 pics on my phone, 37,000 of them are screenshots, and I can't seem to access my iTunes to download all the pics onto my laptop- so for the past year I've been playing a fun game of, "how many screenshots can I delete in a day versus how many new screenshots do I take in a day"!?

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but you got to ride here in a gold chariot! And walk up on red carpet!

    Lady of the Mountains
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red carpet is in fact permanently embedded into the wood and gets redder every day, but hey it counts! Just wear the shoes you don't like

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or in a shop, "the customer is king", ... with pleasure ! :D

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ok, as long as they don't ask you to sign a life insurance

    Toothpaste guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robespierre after finding out that helium is a noble gas: *nuclear explosion*

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but at least you have nice hair

    Norah Reilly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, THAT one resonated!

    Shannon K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she should have swallowed it lol

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats true.... Well maybe not more romântic, but sure as hell a lot more fun.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, but it'll be broad daylight by the time she gets all those clothes off.

    RL R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one: I like and approve.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your life revolves around your genitals.

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! At least by the lady a drink, cheap guy!

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the creator of this image is missing something... :D

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In days of old when knights were bold and condoms weren't invented, they wrapped their socks around their c***s and babies were prevented.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get me a plástico bag and some duc tape......

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh very insidiously.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See the red on her dress? Not a problem (intentionally gross and 'wrong')

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why there are 2 holes... isn't it?

    Neuropotathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she has no condoms because her monastery is of very strict rules. Only donkey size condoms.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a little impressive.

    Marja Berisa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly, theses gentlemen got thrown out of the museum for their troubles...(some institutions have zero sense of humour)!

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Collins taking the photo.

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    seriouslykarma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is certain that this is a picture of Keri Russell.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you just sat down and the cat decides he wants to eat his food in a new and exciting venue (anyone else experience this or is my cat just weird?).

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when they call your name, you answer, and they carry on calling because they want you to come. Just ask me to come then. "VB!"; "What?"; "VB!!"; "WHAT?" etc etc.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. When you are a mom of a toddler... pre-teen... teenager... young adult...

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That camel in the back acting all haughty and self-righteous...

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like friends with benefits by the look of it!

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered switching your camel insurance?

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does wise-man fit into the boy-wife-camel order?

    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes… gal pals and whatever this is

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts my head.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How most Americans think pay rises near tax thresholds work...

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🎶🧀

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make sure to seperate the animals, I don't wanna see an otter with a duck beak that's venomous and lays eggs!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With only one tiny window for ventilation.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.” (If you don’t know the reference…boy have you missed out.)

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you look annoying

    Emma Kilcup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people say this? It doesn't give the person you're saying to any benefit, and it doesn't give you any benefit. If you're trying to ask them if they feel OK, say "How are you feeling?"

    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ya look horrible , you should get more sleep.” WHAT AN IDEA NEVER THOUGH OF THAT

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    I'm Izzy and I'm busy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, gentlemen and my fellow zuchinnis, I present to you the reason that the middle finger exists

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    Bubblegum Witch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendly reminder Fiona picked a literal ogre over a short rich guy…

    Gin Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "....a short rich guy......."? Yeah, like Trump but shorter. Still not enough money in the world.

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I can’t say I blame Him! Height has nothing to do with character!

    Hugo Santos
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    2 years ago

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    God: and you're 200 pounds, so I think he's got it worse...

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    waddles
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “i’m both amazed and disgusted”

    Debby Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeesus Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey (Brits will know what I mean)

    Sweetie Dahling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Brit but I love that show. Had to pause the episode after that quote cause I was laughing too hard.

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    Jackie Lulu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ........ and I'm going to hell for this?

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    Chyppa Homer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up, because it used to be 75% when I was in school. Turns out, fat tissue does not contain any. We have gotten so much fatter, they had to adjust the science, to fit present day :D Wahahahaha !

    Ian Webling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually cucumbers are 96 per cent water. I don't get out much.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT’S why we say when someone drinks a lot they’re getting pickled!

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well 60% of human's DNA are identical to banana's DNA. I'd imagine cucumber is not too far off either.

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    Peryton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paintings like these are contemporary. They just look old

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat ain't falling for the naked pspsps anymore

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    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having a birthday in a few weeks and I’m already in my 30s….Some days, I do think: “What happened??”

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That feeling is just a shadow of what's to come.

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This heart my deep dark black soul….. oh wait, I’m not goth anymore because the 90’s were 30 years ago!!!

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... but you run out of penis" 😁😁

    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today there are a lot of dirty jokes. :D

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    ravn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this print facing our toilet! (At my request... :)

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have perfected the false smile and cheerful “I’m fine thanks! How are you?”

    ravn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respond with a frank and honest "I want to die today, but don't have the courage to ask for help."

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    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least the person in the picture has someone to help, I don't.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all dying. Okay most of us quite slowly, but none of us are immortal. Except jellyfish.

    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're only biologically immortal, most get eaten pretty young.

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    Nurichwersonst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr.: "How do you get through your daily struggle?" Him: "Sarcasm." Dr.: "Does it work?" Him: "Absolutely fantastic. 😐"

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    dev mehta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come on, baby give me a kiss" "Ew, no. You are like brother to me"

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Jehovahs Witness advert.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tigers in Australia?! As if they haven't enough deadly animals.

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    MargyB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick poll is a good poll! How many woman fake? I'm sure it's at least 98%

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I binge watched the whole season of our show without you!

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    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MWAHHAHAHAHA I AM THE FIRST COMMENT

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM THE FIRST TO REPLY TO THIS COMMENT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, in the case of liz#1, this was pretty accurate.

    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be that kind of woman.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seasonal depression gets real fast in rainy western Washington. In the last 2 wks for example, we dried out one day with no rain. An atmospheric river just passed through after devastating California. Seasonal depression breeds here.

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't relate, I feel depressed in summer

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That did the job FOR the BP censor fairies

    Dark Pearl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd probably be better at it if he was actually naked

    Aboredpanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words were never spoken.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödingers introvert. Be outside and inside simultaneoulsy

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'm a f*cking idiot' - Putin

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    I'm Izzy and I'm busy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but is this a different angle or something of the same painting a few up? I can't wrap my mind around it.

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't go out with women.. to shopping complexes, boutiques and jewellery shops. I go out with them only to restaurants, cinemas and hotels.

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You old smoothie. I’ll bet you go out to lots of restaurants cinemas and hotels.

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    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM THE FIRST TO COMMENT AGAIN MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM THE FIRST TO REPLY AND UPVOTE MUWAHAHHAHA

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sitting in a room with someone I hate.

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    Undercover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wiser words have never been spoken...

    Daria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you'll be exhausted by being productive :D

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the first thing that came to my mind was "Rorke's Drift" from Sabaton...

    Jesse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ZULUS ATTACK, FIGHT BACK TO BACK, SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND FIRE AT WILL, KILL OR BE KILLED

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don’t want to discuss and seem incapable of healthy debate. They want you to listen to why they are right.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture does not look violent enough.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason my brain played the sound of a maxim along with other battle sounds. Though they'd probably like some.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the person had a mask on his chin at first

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's had a bit too much 😂

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we will certainly do this thing, master"

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    ravn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confusion here...am I the bird or the lower half?

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    I'm Izzy and I'm busy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I have to mentally prepare myself for everything. Checking the mail, going outside, doing jobs, study, going to the shops, sleep, existence...

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    Raven Sheridan
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jennifer Lopez at 52, with plastic surgery, personal trainers, a home chef, botox, fillers, and professional photographers who retouch images.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the ability to seek therapy for stress! Stress ages you a lot!

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a British actress the woman in the painting looks like. It's kinda making me crazy, trying to remember her name. Anyone know who I mean?

    Nea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One who played Edith in Downton Abbey?

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there’s a sentence I’ll never use

    Lazy PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a sentence that I sure will! The meds I take obliterate my sense of hunger so sometimes I forget to eat 😅

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you realize he's not a good guy and is gaslighting you into thinking you're crazy.

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our episode today: how it looks like if boys try to make memes about girls...

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a few memes ago! How did you read me so fast???

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    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl on top pic looks like Jenna Ortega

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Daddy, I was a bad girl" - For the last time, it's "Father I have sinned!"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is it with this choking s**t? Who TF actually likes being choked? FFS. Sorry, but twisted s**t like this makes me angry and drop a lot of F-Bombs.

    rob kneepkens
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people? Why does it make you angry some people like it? According to research many women like it. (You can google if you dont believe)

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11:11 is when you think of the wish you want to come true/person who matters most etc.

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    Anikulapo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh right. I’ve been wondering for years what was the deal with “11:11”.

    Bubblegum Witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astronomy and 11:11 is a lucky number for things to happen basically

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    Lazy PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of true. After he sent Jesus he was just like alright I’ve given you all the things you need to do to live a fulfilling and good life you go figure it out. At least that’s what I think, or how I’ve interpreted the Bible.

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    Lynette Vella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, "You have the most beautiful eyes." When she shyly smiles, he says, "I love it when you smile." And other BS.

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    Cathelijne Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Love this one 😍 It has bouncers at the door, good music, and cocktails 😄

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my body is more like a cupcake shop.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my body is a metal festival

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wine, parties, leopards, and being as fluid as possible. sounds fun, but imagine that going on in your lungs.

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    Anne Van Staden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My names also Anne. Could be worse. Your parents could have named you 1 of these new "unique" names that make no sense and sound and is probably a disease

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    I'm Izzy and I'm busy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like your name" "Thanks, I chose it myself!" The reality of being trans

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother? Ah no sorry, your mom is a lovely lady this is of her child.

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rare tiny headed stick legged horse?

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And half of them will be divorced in seven years.

    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people I know tell me about who got married, I tend to say this... they're going to get divorced anyway.

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    Lazy PANda (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly, there used to be clowns that expressed different emotions, primarily happy and sad. The fear of clowns started to become more common when they switched to just having only happy/funny clowns.

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    Nessbit the Russian Spy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally me eating four pounds of whipped cream and then dying two miniutes later

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    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t this earlier but with a different pic…?

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    Bubblegum Witch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want me, I want you baby , Sugarboo I’m levitating

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yhea..... Yhea.... Yhea...... Yhea..... Yhea....

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    Domi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That freedom is really charming and one feels reborn.

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    kdavis2384
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally how me and my bf started out.... We ghosted each other then started a convo based on apologies for ghosting each other

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something terrifying about this man 😳

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut! Stop looking at the painter!

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    Settled for Infamy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little spoon isn't going to get any pointy back surprises, with a centaur's anatomical positioning.

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    Peryton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put the sauce on the glass over the paintings. Everyone acts like it's a big deal. Climate change is a bigger deal. They just have to wipe the sauce off the glass.

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not going to solve climate change. But we all do our bit I suppose.

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