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Classical art and art history might sound a tad complex to some of you Pandas, but we assure you, they’re both a lot of fun. And someone who makes it far more approachable for all of us, near and far, is the founder of the ‘Classical Damn’ project on Instagram.

The ‘Classical Damn’ Instagram page boasts a whopping 315k followers who just can’t wait for their next creative dose of classical paintings merged with modern-day captions. And it’s all done to make you chuckle, giggle, and laugh. Scroll down for some of the best classical art memes, and don’t forget to upvote your fave ones.

Do we have any art-lovers in the crowd tonight? Let us know which of these memes you liked the most and what classical painting is by far the nearest and dearest to your heart, dear Pandas. Personally, ‘Wanderer above the Sea of Fog’ is something I can’t stop looking at, and it’s interesting to see it in a more modern and witty context.

Bored Panda reached out to the founder of 'Classical Damn,' who follows our online magazine regularly, to hear about their project. "I started the page in early 2019 to combine two of my passions: art and memes. I had been deeply interested in art history as a hobby for some time and I always used to come across these paintings that looked like they were exactly made for a meme. I started putting captions on them and circulated it amongst family and friends," they said.

"After being well received, I decided to start an Instagram page to reach a wider audience and create a community with similar interests," they opened up about how the entire project got started on social media. Scroll down for the full interview about why so many Instagram users find the art memes so relatable and also check out our interview with Shelby Bercume, who is a former art gallery director from Florida.

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Ola Pe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a good one😀

Julia Atkinson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen many examples of this - my favourite is Hercules killing the Nemean lion whilst wearing its skin

Miss Cris
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That king on the right saw it and gave the idea to the romans, years later.

Natalie Kelsey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha oh my gosh I'm all for symbolism and foreshadowing, and I'm very Christian, but yikes! This is so on the nose, give Him a chance to grow up, maybe, you know?!

Maureen O'Brien
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paintings often put foreshadowing elements within the composition. That would be seen as such, though some were more subtle.

Tom Hanlin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, as long as you keep the news of the crucifixion to yourself, you can get presents from the three Wise Guys every year.

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The founder of 'Classical Damn' believes that so many people relate to the content of the page because all the captions deal with modern-day life and its problems: from relationship problems and the coronavirus to satire about politics and religion.

"Even though the paintings are hundreds of years old, their expressions and captions make it seem they are one of us," they explained to Bored Panda.

"Creating original content does become difficult at times because finding paintings with accurate expressions and resolution is a time consuming process," the founder said when asked whether it becomes challenging at any point to create so many fresh memes.

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we've modernized and we drive through instead of risking the horses exposure lol

    Willow Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! Now they've got a nose swab and a urine culture!

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha that is bloody hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there.... Here, have a round of menopause.

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    Melody Guenther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a woman listening to a man with a cold perhaps lol

    mandy tetter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But GOD FORBID we say a word about our periods lol

    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh passion of the Christ was an awesome movie

    Abe Heuer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it was based on an awesome movie 2000 years ago as well LOL.

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    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The passion was a great movie!

    Abe Heuer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it was based on an awesome movie 2000 years ago as well LOL.

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    "In my opinion art and art history can be made more accessible by increasing public access to art spaces. Instagram has done a tremendous job in this by providing a platform to artists, content creators, and curators," the creator of 'Classical Damn' shared a very positive outlook on the relationship between art and tech.

    "More and more people have started appreciating art after seeing them on their feeds and then trying to learn more about their backgrounds. Technology has made its interpretation and access inclusive. The future is going to be an exciting period for art and I'm looking forward to it."

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC that was 11, the 12th was a bit of a backstabber.

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to include Mary Magdalene, who was one of his closest friends. So that brings it back up to 12.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the free booze he constantly provided.

    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was His sweet and gentle, nonjudgmental nature

    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friday night at the Sons of St Olaf Lodge, Minnesota

    Ganta S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he could change water into wine then how the hell did he only have only twelve friends?

    Mike Zoppa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or how there are 13 white people in Israel 2000 years ago (most look like the three muskateers)

    Timothy Leung
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a chick, don't forget the chick!

    Pascal Ennesser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could change water in to wine, that explains a lot. 😏😏😏

    Abe Heuer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That table is rather small for a "last supper" . . . Jesus is like " hey guys like give me some space here already !! "

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ask him where the jingle toys are"

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the nip. For christ sake, don't forget the nip.

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    buttonpusher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine be like "It's 2am where's my snack?!"

    Annie Bieber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just can't trust cats...🤣

    Maria Mendez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask her where's my favorite hair ties!

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    Richard Claessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So had it comming .... That stone slap had a hurt

    colin dinsdale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOOM! Slapped right across the face😄 ; get away from my fruit!

    Abe Heuer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't touch! . . . of course they are real !!

    Oscar Lira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said: I'm heterosexual!!, You lesbian!!

    Lylah Mcfadden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clever photo. good job pompona or whatever your name is.

    Lylah Mcfadden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i said this bc she makes me think of that roman goddess

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    Dean Garner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KEEP MY WIFES GRAPES OUT OF YOUR F##KING MOUTH!!!

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    Meanwhile, Shelby, a former art gallery director living in Florida, believes that art doesn't have to be more approachable because in her opinion it is not unapproachable. "Art is not snooty and complicated. Art is in literally everything we do, it makes the world go round. It is how we market, it’s what we decorate our homes with, heck it is what we decorate ourselves with," she told Bored Panda.

    "You literally cannot turn around without seeing some form of art, in architecture, logos, billboards, television, everything. And that came from somewhere," she noted that the idea that art is unapproachable may be outdated.

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    Bored Panda asked Shelby about whether classical art will ever come back into fashion and about her favorite styles. "Everything is cyclical. We develop new styles that hold qualities of the old while still addressing and innovating in the now. So do I think there will be an exact regurgitation of the older movements? No. But I do think we can see common themes from what once was," she said.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's bound to come in handy one day and it doesn't eat THAT many people"

    Travis Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the eye roll... It's like, yes I know it's a bit much. I pay you to paint, SIR, not judge my fabulousness.

    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a nice dragon-snake. Amazon? 😉

    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face you make when she buys the dog, but you have to walk it

    Leigh Ann Poston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Jesus said, Let my priests adorn themselves in jewels, fine clothes and have pet dragons while others starve

    Alison Tews
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a look on his face like he has buyers remorse.

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you think to Pope look suits me?"

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    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be my new hobby!

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a certified napologist -lessons available.

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    Miss Cris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful painting!

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Flaming June", by Frederic Leighton.

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    Felype Rennan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically "resting and letting your body decide when you're rested", that should be a more popular "game"

    Paige Craig
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No contest a large percentage of people need more sleep than they are getting. It's not a game it is highly likely to screw with your sleep cycle in some way, usually getting back to sleep when you normally would.

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad position for your back. But that dress is amazing, you could nap or shop or run through a meadow in it!

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: it's never 20 minutes

    Robert Hodson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better as a, Bae took this. Thank goodness he's a fast painter.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lady in Red looks deeply unimpressed

    Lytha Hawkeye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice he's got tan lines but only on his torso? Like the dude walks around outside in just a shirt lol

    Olga Dremina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earlier this year: "Nice vest" - "Oh, thanks, i will wear nothing else" (due to his tan)

    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this reversal. I have been a model so many times. And it is so often about clothed men looking at nude women. All through history that has been the majority of it. I think this is bizarre. So kudos to this artist.

    CATherine H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with you Lyone Fein, I too have modeled for artist - always clothed tho. Still love the reversal of dressed undressed here.. a lot.

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    Kel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like he's tried something like this many times and she's just over his bullshit

    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he won't get any paint on his clothes.

    Jim Dolsky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he Porky Pigs usually

    Sosena Hailu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY MAN DIDN'T EVEN PAINT ANYTHING

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    "I don’t think I could pick one movement that would be my favorite, but I am very fond of the Rococo movement. I love the frivolousness and whimsey of it. It was idealistic and excessive and a bit of an absurd expression of a carefree lifestyle," Shelby shared her thoughts about art movements with Bored Panda. "It definitely shows the disconnect of the French aristocracy from the plights of the common people, but for me, in this day and age, it serves as an idealistic escape into whimsy and a carefree land of nonsense. It just makes me giggle."

    According to the art expert, there doesn't always have to be something "to get" when it comes to appreciating art. "If you don’t care for one style of art there are plenty others to choose from. I have never really understood why there is such a block. Art is what you make of it, if you don’t like 'x,' move on to 'y.' And if you really want to understand something, do your research and dive into it. Figure out what the beginnings were. What is the artist trying to say? Are they trying to say anything? Is it for aesthetics? Are you supposed to interpret it or are you looking too far into it? You don’t have to understand everything to like it, and you don’t have to like everything to appreciate it. If you can’t get past disliking a particular movement you can find another one."

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody stole the top of the cross, probably already on eBay.

    Spock's Socks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if OP knows that this was supposedly a print of Jesus' face when the woman wiped it with that cloth to clean it.

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, come on! That looks nothing like me!" -The look on Jesus' face

    Maddie Judy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I shouldn't have laughed at that- 💀

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen that one. There are a lot of hidden gems in painting of that period.

    Sophia Ramsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but who wants a JESUS DISHRAG!! cOmE oNe, CoMe AlL!!! get ye merch HERE

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    JuJu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I take lessons? I have a bike an a sword

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should buy some cantaloupes and have a go, and then *give* lessons! You could charge big bucks!

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    Bojan Djordjevic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was ready for that zombie apocalypse

    Natalie Kelsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We really need to get back to these basics

    Amethyst Trowbridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is her dress not completely caught in the chain right now??

    elemental
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please tell me that's the real caption

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handy trick to have when someone tries to mug, you....

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that skirt is a death trap on a bike!

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parading it through the streets where everyone can see it, is better than Instagram.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This used to be done with wedding cakes.

    Vicki Sprout
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    William you're a marvel, holding that 50 lb. cake over your head on a little stick. Just look at him all bent over and only carrying a tiny pot. Yeah, it's painful going Samuel, but the backboard helps.

    Richard Claessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what parades were early internet absolute social media without distancing

    Sosena Hailu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering what that intentionally was

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    Classical art memes are a popular subject on Instagram. There are lots of popular pages that use old-timey paintings as templates for modern memes with great success.

    For instance, Bored Panda recently featured the ‘Classical Sarcasm’ project, run by Adnan Cirak from Bosnia Herzegovina, who runs it with his parents. “My inspiration is to promote art and also young artists who are painters and creators,” he told us.

    "When creating memes, I just need to look at one painting, and immediately the brainstorming starts in my head. Also, many followers are sending their own creations. I'm so proud that my page has motivated soo many people to express their own creativity,” Adnan, who created ‘Classical Sarcasm,’ told Bored Panda.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit random caption, and we're not even halfway in the list (as ranking goes at the moment).

    BAN CAPITAL LETTERS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not really random, Under Pressure and Bohemian Rhapsody are both Queen songs

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    Robert A Reider Jr
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How well do you perform under pressure" is a standard question at job interviews. I worked in hospitality management and I was asked every time, and required to provide real life examples. The JOKE is "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a classic queen song. (Queen is known for their four part harmony.) "Under pressure is another queen classic, but with David Bowie joining the group.

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    Very well Mansplained, Bob!!!

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    Mikey Kliss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a hard song to understand at parts. Especially the David Bowe part

    KAREN
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OF COURSE" GIRL YOU KNOW HOW TIGHT THIS CORSET IS?!!

    grey galah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it's a terror of knowing what this world is about..."

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was how I learnt painting in art class. Just a bunch of fruits and random objects. One would have thought we were painting The Monalisa.

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crawl before you walk... the fruit is free and doesn't move (unless you paint so slowly it moulds away meanwhile); people cost money and animals won't sit still. Man-made objects have more flat colours so fruit is the best educational tool.

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    Ruby
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of food paintings were made as commission for rich people. If you could afford a lot of (special) food AND have it be painted, you could really brag about how rich you are. And for a lot of arists, it was also a way of showing how many different textures they could paint

    Miss Cris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with almost naked woman in beautiful landscapes.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to draw some dead fish in art class, then a week later the teacher puts out the same, now very off, fish out.

    Victoria Pitt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same concept applies for selfies and self portraits.

    Chris Blythe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of still life painting was a reminder of death and decay. Life is transitory.

    GramDB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brag! Brag! Bragging Is a sin!

    Richard Claessens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curved services Sears are the most difficult thing to me

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always been s**t shaming it seems.

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's shaming? Unless you're suggesting some sort of virgin birth then there had to be séx involved.

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    Mary Jimenez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word of the day is Legs... help spread the word

    Missy Flaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me spit my tea out! Lmao

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those words are sooo true, girl!

    rodney dheel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nadine Bamberger something tells me she is not at all ashamed. Nor should she be. I love a good sport.

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    The young creator was very happy that his art memes help break cultural barriers as they reach people from all over the globe.

    "Paintings are perfect because they all have a story behind, also everyone has an opportunity to tell the story in their own way," he said that social media users enjoy having the freedom to interpret the art and the memes through their own subjective lens.

    Australian art historian Mary McGillivray from Melbourne explained to Bored Panda a bit earlier that art history tends to make a lot of people feel overwhelmed because they think it’s very serious and important. This can also make them feel like it isn’t meant for them to decode.

    “This isn't true! I've said it before and I'll say it again, art history is just old memes. Once we start to see the humor and the humanity in art, it becomes far less intimidating," she said.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never start a feud with someone who buys ink by the gallon."

    Annie Bieber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mother spell checking my texts....🙄

    Nicole Rotschi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of how everyone is a constitutional scholar all of a sudden after two impeachments and an insurrection.

    Indra Servo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval rapper prepare his diss track

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gotta sharpen this m**********r up. Quill is mightier than the sword and all that.

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I said … get out of my office …OR!"

    Oscar Lira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mr George Safford Parker grand-grand-grand father

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    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the depression looks happy.

    Brittany Howard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This demon looks like a Care Bear Cousin. So cute! 😄

    Bart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The origins of Covid, Elizabeth and her weird bat-foot-licking fetish...

    Michelle Nola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the way he's waving bye bye to her. "See ya next time Flo"

    Tracy Carmack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does depression look like a Disney character?

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it were that simple...

    James Granger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi tasking. Today I performed mime whist balancing a flying monkey statue on my chin.

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The club was full of the usual suspects.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah... Classical art isn't what I remember. Maybe lockdown kept us too long out of musea?

    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I wasn't into arts, but apparently I was wrong.

    Anonymous X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Didn't know that classic artists painted aliens, humanoid insects, and the Sasquatch.

    Richard Claessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that's a Las Vegas wedding all right

    Jenny Hickmott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe it's a wedding! I bet they all know how to party 🎉🥳!

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like Wizard of Oz on drugs.

    Jim Dolsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girrrls all git prettier at closin' tiiime

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    Though the art expert is a fan of painting-related memes and humor, one thing that gets her blood boiling is ‘The Da Vinci Code film. “The fiery rage it sparks within pushes me to go on. Nothing like pure hatred to fuel creativity," she quipped that this keeps her passionate about educational and fun TikTok videos about art.

    Meanwhile, former Florida art gallery director Shelby said some time ago that a lot of people find art history “intimidating and difficult to grasp” because it’s not a subject taught in many schools.

    "I don’t necessarily think art history is an inaccessible entity, but I know that people tend to feel intimidated by things they aren’t experts in. Since art is often, if not always subjective, it feels even more intimidating than a subject with a 'right answer,' like math for example," she told Bored Panda. "I think often that leads to a disconnect between the desire to dive into the subject of art and by relation art history, and the execution of it."

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine this particular Jesus speaking with a Norwegian accent

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? He's much too tan to be Norwegian - we're pasty :D

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cult Leaders show their real face a tad too early.

    Boudewijn van der Mik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to pay for your ehh, ehh " protection"

    Karen Jacob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this dialogue was included in the parents' guide for dealing with children

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, picture taken from the Jehova's "Watchtower" magazine, that artistic journal I get most of my classical aesthetics from.

    Ana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or German... Definitely German!

    Richard Claessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually he has a letter of pardon in his pocket all you have to do is open the door and take it and sign for the mail.... He has a real deal for you a swap The next time someone reminds you have you sent you just tell him how Jesus got the charges dropped

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I was expecting a knock knock joke

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl in red;"You're not from around here, are you?"

    Angela Coker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going by his clothing and the mansard roofs, yes, he IS from around there.

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    Jaelicious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is "did he survive?" 🤦🏽‍♀️

    Richard Claessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cute pun but a terrible pick up line

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl in red: you're gonna Dai

    Cheryl Pennington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both look like they want to smack him a good one

    colin dinsdale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄😆 ; hey mr. , it's ' Wales ' Not ' Whales ' ; we aren't that big

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    Richard Claessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a temple chapel I think it was really smart to put the art on the ceiling because everyone was probably rolling their eyes at this long-winded Catholic

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, in that case I can get the tattoos on the inside of my skin!

    Oscar Lira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! My God! Don't touch me. Keep the distances! There are COVID around!

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    "Art is something to be enjoyed and shouldn’t be reserved for an exclusive group," the former gallery director said. "Art is aesthetics and feelings. If you love something, voice why you love it... if you can’t find the words, that’s ok! Talking about art is really discussing how the art affects your emotional state and what thoughts it provokes.”

    According to the expert, it’s perfectly fine to not be in love with every piece of art, classical or modern. "Remember, it is ok to not love everything, believe it or not, certain artworks are meant to be disturbing or disliked. Just don’t be intimidated to speak up because that’s really all we’re doing when we talk about art. We’re voicing opinions."

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not have the required number of F's.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't the tbree pics right aligned?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wearing my pajamas and can't even say the words

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My trusty handmaiden will soon be available to not all my cans.

    Lilyana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they do not currently possess the ability to align the photos to better suit the meme. The can in this instance has been eradicated in a most un-canningly fashion. Can is no more than a mere fragment of legend, history, & rest.

    dogs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henceforth, I am unable to can.

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    Reddus Heddus
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this picture many times, just now noticed the eraser on the kid in the red shirt head.

    Chimmels
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he getting good marx

    Edwin Quantrall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's gonna get low Marx in this class... 😏

    LiamTheBot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like the teacher from little nightmares 2

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very personal but for me it'd be better to me without the "wtf karl".

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s part of the joke, Karl Marx wrote the book on communism to get rid of classes…

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear goodness look at the fabric! Does anyone recognise the statue, I want to go to see it

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to twitter user @BotanicBug: "Second one isn't Michelangelo, it's "The West Wind" by Thomas Ridgeway"

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all that while twirling around nunchaku and holding a slice of pizza.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched the original TMNT movie last night man

    Richard Claessens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that he did the entire carving with the katana

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    Ola Pe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MM/DD/YYYY gives me a mindfuck every time🤦🏼‍♀️

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American, and I hate our MM/DD/YYYY format. It's illogical. I use DD/MM/YYYY, but am forced to spell out the month so as not to confuse my fellow Americans (6 January 2022 rather than 06/01/2022, which most Americans would read as 1 June 2022).

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    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best dates - for file and folder names, at least - are YYYY.MM.DD - everything stacks in neat date order and there is no possibility for misunderstanding.

    Karin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! YES! YES! They autosort themselves! Anything else is just WRONG!

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    Phil Tune
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YYYY/MM/YY... It's the obvious way to sort by date. Having the year at the end makes none of the sense.

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YYYY/MM/DD is international and works better, statistically. But Friday, the 13th of January, 2023 sounds much more natural.

    Lizard Gaming_YT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you want day of the week, then DD/MM/YYYY? I'm fine with the latter format, but the day of the week is where I draw the line.

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "MMDDYYYY" from the country that insists on " ft yds mi

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the many reasons I dislike being American.

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    polish cow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that there are different date formats at all just annoys me to the core

    pemdas927
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying March 17th. is more efficient than 17th. of March. First of all, you are saving time by getting rid of an unnecessary preposition. Secondly, when you're at the doctor's office and they start w/ the month, I can look ahead in my calender instead of guessing if it's two week or six weeks away. Or if I'm going to a new doctor and they can't see me for a couple of months, they say "March..." and I can save us both time and just say "Nope. Too far out."

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my doctor's they would say, "We're into March," and then there would be a pause before saying, "17th March, is that OK for you?" Your way wouldn't be efficient for me, but then I'm English!

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    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly if you give a date of 84 it certainly not 1884 or 2084. Idiocy abounds.

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    Sonnovab Kegeles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did Tacky Romance book covers become "classic art"?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed out loud at this...because it totally would work. Course, I'd be screaming and running and flinging garment behind me.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works! I was undressing in the middle of the road because a June bug hat found the way into my summer dress... It's much easier to live without dignity :D

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you i don't wear a bra! Ha!

    Jacqueline Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but that meme just might become one! Haha! 😂😂

    Silvia John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why don´t you wear a shirt?" - "That´s part of my contract."

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an ad - probably a dig at "unnatural" suffragettes

    Kel
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    3 years ago

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    It's a joke. The point of memes.

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "look lady, I'm only the delivery guy..."

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I didn't see the baby and I only saw a big bird attacking a woman.

    Sheldan Picard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it!! Mary Poppins was a side ho 😜

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death in the Discworld books likes cats....

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also has a garden with black bees and skeletal fish.

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    Jani Rikhard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This work is known as Kuoleman Puutarha (The Garden Of Death) and it was painted in 1896 by Finnish artist Hugo Simberg. He produced various works from the theme. Simberg said that the skeletons are "helpers of death" and the flowers and others plants are the souls of the dead.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a book my mom got me for Christmas: How to Be a Vampire. It has a whole chapter on gardening. I call it my "Home Improvement magazine but for vampires".

    Hadesdaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the reaper dude that is so caring to animals and stuff

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Climate change in ten years.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do'nt look evil at all to me, they're just dead and pretty much used to it I guess.

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all equally gonna get BigMac and be equally f*****g fine with it.

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this not look familiar? *cough cough* January 6th *cough cough*

    Oscar Lira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you, shout out!! And give me my vodka bottle!!

    Coren Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco Bell would be more accurate for me

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't get me drank enough to get me to enter Mac Donald's

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's do another take, now put your fingers like this and then like this and act angry

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, NO - you're still getting the fingering wrong"

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "play me 'devil comes down to Georgia' again, Paul!"

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm friends with the monster under my bed

    Dale Powell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devil waited until Johnny was old and feeble and came back to Georgia for a rematch

    Alison Tews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where the Charlie Daniel's band got the idea...

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You should try your luck in Georgia"

    Final Fantasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a depiction of Niccolò Paganini and the devil teaching him Caprice No.24 "Devil's Violin".

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! that's below the belt

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are deaf gynecologists the best? Because they can read lips. No need to throw things at me, I'll show myself out.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I meant have you met my sister?"

    R. U. Sirius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red's gettin' a little suggestive there~ 😏

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting the tedious scientific stuff out of the way so he can devote more time to alchemy

    Dale Powell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alchemy was extremely scientific. That's why it never worked

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    Rockstar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *sneaks outside the closet quietly*

    argo cesareo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Issac Newton playing the Dark Side of the Moon album for the first time

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That would make a pretty flag...."

    Edwin Lesperance
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Newton was known to be uninterested in women romantically. I know of no evidence other than this that might label him 'gay' (i.e. homosexual) - except for that before-its-time spectrum.

    Oscar Lira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps there was a gay Cambrige student knocking on his door

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no he's actually displaying the colour spectrum. the "pride" flag didn't exist back then

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    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you’re having great time at a party and the only sober friend is trying to remind you it’s time to leave

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the Okra Festival in New Orleans. Happens every year.

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okra o'clock, my dear friend Dracula so fill up that fantastic okra booty machine because I have a craving for more okra.

    Alison Tews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I like creole food too but know where to draw the line.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of good okra, plus, how old is this, what the heck is going on, what drugs

    Rebecca Hanley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its from 2007, I had the same response because the womans hair didn't match the eyes or eyebrows ,then I noticed the watch and had to research to know what I was looking at.

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    Mark Erwin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need an explanation for the inspiration of this HAHAHA

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One so rarely sees okra in a classical setting

    Abigail Chavez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accordion to me, it's time to go because he's jalapeño ass.

    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okra Smugglers” by Polish/American artist Henryk Fantazos, painted in 2007.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got a hobby and a proto-poodle, she don't need no man

    Clarin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commissioner:"This is not what I meant when I asked you to paint in a sheep dog"

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the comeback - got distracted by the fake looking palette, though

    A-none o mas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks like it's having an identity crisis

    Myrlande Francois
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it is a Shoodle with a perm or Jeri curls!! 😆 🤣 😂

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll feed your remains to my.... dog. Um. Sheep."

    Lylah Mcfadden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did a dog and a sheep sleep with one another or something?

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know you have £10,000 a year but...I'm sorry, it's your eyebrows"

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks a little bit like Mr. Bean to me.

    Ashley Merrill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahahahaha...why does he look like Sacha Baron Cohen?!?

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    yeciye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is funny but in all seriousness, no means no, period.

    Gary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god internet lighten up, you might disappear up your own behind if you are not careful.

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    Jacqueline Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't blame a girl for trying. And, for f***'s sake, 1, she didn't say no, 2, what the hell happened to having a conversation about the issue?, 3, what happened to romancing a person? Wooing someone? Why is it stalking a person, if you let them know more than once that you are interested in them? I'm not saying pressure them and commit a crime, but people are too sensitive about this. A conversation does not hurt. Then, if the answer is a definitive no, then no is, indeed, no. But it certainly doesn't hurt to flirt a little. 😘

    Ellen Larkin
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    3 years ago

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    Yea sorry lesbians aren't like this , we have patience and respect always

    Liam Lowenthal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations. So are gay men. Always. 100%, no exception. Every single one of us, were cut exactly the same. So about that *joke*.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gent in lower left corner whispers to friend: "He's exaggerating, there are no fish that big in the Sea of Galilee"

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or telling how he has 12 (11?) friends in his 30's. We'll make a story here.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he say? Blessed are the cheesemakers?

    Why Knot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's not meant to be taken literally it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know his Merlot is simply devine, but his sermons are way too long."

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the only one who saw the fight at lunchtime.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be Noah asking God, as that's the only time he's rebooted/deleted earth.

    M Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget that hiccup with the dinosaurs.

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    Miss Cris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why all his friends are males.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Jesus was unusual in His time for treating women with respect and kindness. He did have a lot of friends who were women (Mary Magdalen, the sisters Mary and Martha, etc), but they weren't part of the main group of Apostles, since he had a very specific future in mind for them. (Man, I'm just going all out with annoying Bible facts, aren't I? XD)

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to notice these are ice cream cones!

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Thinker's already resigned to the fact he won't be around for much longer....

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very very skilled tongue!!

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody thinks alot about their skills

    TONG H A S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Singapore a government minister proudly promoted and opened a well known pedestrian bridge most appropriately named "He- Lix" at the turn of the new millenia

    Oscar Lira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer chocolate flavor! The vanilla flavor is for you, I guess

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    R. U. Sirius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She hadn't eaten in three days!? People have limits you know. She'll just have to get a new kimono. Sorry I don't make the rules..... Cats do, however...

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plate One from "Cat Ladies of Old Kyoto"

    Tony Barron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three seconds before the cat stretches and walks away

    Ylva
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is something Taylor (Swift) could do!😂

    S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right, she would!

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    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time a person dressed their pet. Lol

    Caroline Overill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as kimono is cut cat gets up to have a wander round outside. That’s cats for you.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Blessed are the cheese makers"

    Olga Dremina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay... who took a picture of me??

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What hellish abomination could resist that come hither look and open nightshirt?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..but be a sweetheart and trim your toenails, do. They just don't go with the silk sheets, lovey."

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lead me not into temptation....

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this so relatable 😂

    Henny Hana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol me when i was still a student,just me and my fm radio😂

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    Michelle M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Goes back to sleep then wakes up by 9*

    R. U. Sirius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *then has sudden bout of insomnia*

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower right cat: "Carl, stop being a moron."

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    RandomHumanBean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1: slendercat. #2: choooooonk. #3: PEW PEW PEW!. #4: when you wake up at 5 and have to go to school after staying up until midnight the night before.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as the kids are having fun playing outside and not inside playing computer games... 😉

    Clipps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the reason we dont go outside is because you adults made it unsafe for us

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid at the top of the hill - "aww, come on, guys! I wanna be damned, too!"

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, Santa is randomly summoned to another pentagram

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had a fun day in the snow....and were never seen again!

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On the bright side, you'll be immortalized. Like Lou Gehrig"

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    V 2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where are the anime openings??

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful, and I'm happy to see the whole version. It's even better. Wow!

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show your rolls but don't cut your arms.

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    Tom Bolton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to clarify, Aphrodite was more associated with lust than beauty; and as internet fetish sites will make you painfully aware, one doesn't necessarily involve the other.

    de borah
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    3 years ago

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    yeah, well sit like that of course you're going to have rolls...lest it's not due to obesity

    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, I had no rolls whatsoever until my early 30ies, no matter which position I sat in.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got sick in 2022. Still sick now, as a matter of fact. That's basically the only thing that's happened to me so far.

    Art
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you're a scared wimp; start being afraid of reality like our government getting us to play Russian roulette with our lives with the "vaccine" or starting a war with Russia and China.

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    Kelli Pike
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we gave up the counterterrorism fight against mansplaining.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "this is how you made feel"

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    BorPand8
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milking that forced perspective for everything they can...

    Eva Verde
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, they just don't appreciated artsy nudes :/ "Just show me boobies!" Barbarians ;)

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, Kevin, it IS a sin to steal a stapler"

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think Kevin would know that already, but noooo. (Joking)

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is coming! QUICK, look busy.

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will be watching you every day of your life, now Kevin..."

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He...he just tripped on the rug, he'll be fine"

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cut himself shaving. Down the stairs.

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    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you give him all your candy to tell mom he hit himself. Seven times😉

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paradoxical multitasking. Sounds like a syndrome.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The medieval one was bigger. They don't make them like they used to

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Study hard and get good grades. Then get a good job. The Goth lifestyle is expensive!"

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a possessed parrot...."

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT THIS TOILET PAPER HOLDER BADLY LOL

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm missing the classical painting here...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young Leonardo di Caprio heroically prevents the murder of young Tom Hiddlestone

    Ola Pe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s good Issac’s hit the gym before dad tried to sacrifice him

    JitkaBlitka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a crucifix in the sky? Wasn't that story part of old testament, before jesus? Also love the boy's face, he's like "wtf dad, we don't have all day to this, will you already stab me?"

    Ruby
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There would often be references to other bible stories and Jesus in old religious paintings, usually with a meaning behind them. This is probably done because it's a story where a man is asked to sacrifice his son (which is being stopped by an angel, it was a test of loyalty), and the crucifix being a reference God doing the same thing later with his son (sorry for the long text I like art history)

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best of both Testaments I guess.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a crucified Jesus in the background? and kid is like "are we doing this or not. I've got s**t to do"

    Mtownmick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DId this happen in Norway? They look Scandinavian.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k is going on here, besides the obvious?

    yeciye
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she bought a saw, wanted to test it right away and that was the only thing she had at hand…

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! I wanted to ask what I wasn't getting, but couldn't bring myself to do it.

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    Hadesdaughter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol people listening to punk rock in the mosh in hell

    InfectedVoice
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devils horns are more associated with heavy metal, just to be a fussy bugger, Ronnie Dio was the first dude to throw them up back in the 70's even though Geezer Butler claimed he did it first, Ronnie got it from his Italian grandmother who used the sign to ward off evil spirits.

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    Tom Hanlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no more bills! You get to soak in the tub all day, over your head in water! You're working on understanding the language of the dolphins.

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the old Far Side cartoon: Wife: "Enough with this "Alexander the Pretty Good!"

    Sharon Heim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Alexander the Not so OK.

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was smoking a bit too much of the weird stuff?

    Art
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus saves us from our sins which saves us from hell and if you don't believe this then I feel sorry for you.

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    Anapv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all religions have the concept of hell, so he might be fine

    Art
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only God's perception of hell matters and Jesus told us what that perception is.

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guest: "Read the small print, Mary!"

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    Miss Cris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He uses Leo Di Caprio face to do that!

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb me, I kept looking at this, wondering why God looked so familiar. Back to bed for moi...

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't take pleasure in our pain, but He knows that sometimes we need to be hurt to grow. Like a parent teaching their kid to ride a bike. They're gonna fall over, it's not a big deal. It's part of life.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are acting smart in front of the squad but the horse knows your dumb ass has been taking its Ivermectin...

    Pepper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're acting out in public and your mum gives you the look...

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wish he wouldn't stroke his massive oaken staff in public," thought Lady Caroline as her husband embarrassed her yet again

    Scarlett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh the wizard’s staff has a k**b on the end...”

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in a relationship since over 20 years and I can confirm this is 100% true 😂😂😂

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    Clipps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know what to feel right now

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably indignation; atheists are technically the only ones who can take God's name in vain, since they don't believe in God in the first place. But also...why use the name of someone you don't think exists when denoting something serious? Why is it "I swear to God" and not "I swear to the Tooth Fairy!" Someone help me, my fevered brain is stuck.

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    Shelley DuVal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, yes! yes!! yesssssssss!!!

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    Kimu but she’s inactive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont see anything wrong here. This is a masterpiece.

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    Sabrina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is his daughter, but wait can a priest get married. 🤔

    Queen Strawberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In public????? What about in private...?

    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows not to lie in Church....

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beethoven, Einstein, Newton, Da Vinci, Franklin, ... Keanu?? Nothing against Mr. Reeves, but "one of these things is not like the others".

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beethoven, he's the odd one out, he's all about music. The others have contributed to the advancement of human kind.

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    Janet McG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Keanu's the only one still alive.

    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when is it any of the teachers business what kind of hair the students have?

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corinthian...only because of Ricardo Montalban.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, dork for sure. Doric. I meant doric.

    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously Ionic, I'd never even date someone who'd go otherwise. Doric in uncultured barbarian, Corinthian is roccocco and Composite is just a confused bunny.

    Nicole Weymann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do check out that recent real estate post and tell me about the white castle 😂

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    Edwin Quantrall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people think I'm just a big Doric...

    Hans YAN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i personally like the doric

    Rockstar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corinthian made of copper, bronze and gold

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    Hadesdaughter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guy on the far right is just SO done

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    yeciye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting tall men is like wanting slim women; your call, but you might miss a better match this way.

    lizzie lixx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preaching to the choir. I'm 6' 0" ft tall. My husband is 5' 7". I couldn't be happier.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Convinced that his girlfriend would return if he was a widower, Maurice watched tensely as his wife began to cross the street. He had to pay the cab driver a small fortune but it would look like a tragic accident

    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Niiiice! Seriously Julia, this is the second really good story seed i saw from you, do consider actually writing the stories.

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    Jonnathan Poirier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that ignores text all the time no f***s given

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coke Zero - the very definition

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't know the background: This is a photo of Stalin with his important comrades --- which he later had executed one after the other with his increasing paranoia ('the purges'). So official photos had to be routinely doctored, with originals often only available in the anticommunist West. This starts with Nikolai Antipov, Stalin, Sergei Kirov and Nikolai Shvernik in Leningrad, 1926... I only knew the last one, not the two intermediate ones! More examples e.g. https://www.history.com/news/josef-stalin-great-purge-photo-retouching

    SykesDaMan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalin the original Photoshop client... I can't remember which comedian had that bit. It might be Trevor Noah.

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    Zena Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just offer her a glass of wine instead.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's too tense for success in this endeavour... it's a cooperation not a quest to send him on.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it would be more productive if she showed him where it is.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isabella was brought up in a culture that celebrated adultery, deceit, violence and tragic death. God, she loved opera

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    readingthequibbler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Katherine had slipped up once more and is quick to cover her tracks. Her mother can never know she went to see the Seer. All she wanted was to know her soul mate but she walked out with her death date.

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    Martha Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stupid phrase needs to die so hard.

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the day before, and the day before, and the day before ...

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    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is unfair! I don't wanna be the pervert that say "uhh that's deep"

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    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was dating them long enough to absorb their music library

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    Harri Ellis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, if he is poor, a Sweet n' Low Daddy

    Kelli Pike
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet 'n Low is also the term for a gay little person.

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago

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    They are identically dressed, tho. And NOT sl*tty... you can do better, BP.

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't from Bored Panda, it's from the person who created the meme. Click on the name down on the bottom left corner of the page and you'll see the original.

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    Diana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme is directed towards those girls that want to know the birth/zodiac chart of a person they like to see if they are compatible for a relationship

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