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Article created by: Eligijus Sinkunas

Church signs are a staple of small-community life. They’re one of the first things you see when you drive through a cute town center and often give you an idea of what kind of neighborhood you’ve just entered.

But most of the time, they’re more than a way for religious institutions to reach out to people, share the gospel, and resonate with their town’s sense of community. These roadside signs can be a valuable and unexpected source of… entertainment. You know what we’re talking about. Those short, extra clever, and sometimes quite ambiguous church sign sayings you can’t help but look at, hoping to find a rib-tickling pun or joke. 

After all, you know what they say: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if your church has also got a funny bone, consider yourself lucky — making people laugh is an art form.

Now, thanks to the internet’s insatiable appetite for all things strange and humorous, we can look at some of the most hilarious church signs from around the country! Can you imagine the days before the internet when you couldn’t just search for clever church sign ideas for your church’s outdoor panel? Crazy how they could come up with them with no help.

These funny church signs will have you cracking up, whether it’s a clever play on words or a pun-tastic double meaning. Only one thing is sure — these people knew exactly what they were doing!

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An Incontrovertible Truth On My Church’s Sign Today

Church sign at Brockton Assembly of God stating racism is sin, showcasing clever and impactful church signs.

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    Terms & Conditions

    Church sign at St. Mark’s Anglican Church with a clever and funny message about Adam and Eve and apple terms.

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    Let God Sort 'Em Out

    Church sign in Good Hope, GA, with a clever and funny message about love and sorting people later from God.

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    Refugee Jesus

    Church sign at Clackamas United Church of Christ with a clever and fun message about Jesus as a brown skinned refugee.

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    The Best Version Of Yourself

    Church sign at Wesley Chapel with a clever and funny message about being the person your pet thinks you are.

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    Noah And Mosquitoes

    Church sign outdoors with a clever and fun message about Noah and mosquitoes on a lawn at sunset.

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    This Church That Doesn't Want To Lie To Your Friends And Family At Your Funeral

    Humorous church sign at St. John's United Methodist Church encouraging people to live well with clever message.

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    Fruit vs. Nuts

    Church sign at Riverside Baptist Church with clever and funny message about spiritual fruit versus religious nuts.

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    This Too Shall Pass

    Church sign at Destiny Family Center humorously stating this too shall pass like a kidney stone, featuring clever church signs.

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    The Preferences Of God

    Church sign at Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church sharing a clever and fun message about kindness and faith.

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    Details Inside

    Church sign humor reading "Too hot to keep changing sign sin bad Jesus good details inside" outdoors with greenery.

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    Yolo

    Church sign at Knox Presbyterian with a humorous message using modern acronyms referencing Jesus.

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    Christian Puns

    Funny church sign with a clever pun about Jesus using lettuce and relish, showcasing creative and hilarious church signs.

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    This Church Needs You To Stop Praying For More Snow

    Church sign at Calverton Baptist Church with a humorous message about praying for snow during winter season.

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    Fear Not!

    Funny church sign with a clever Noah ark pun about rain, showcasing one of the most hilarious church signs outdoors near a road.

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    This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew

    Clever church sign outdoors with humorous message “Thou shalt not try me Mom 24:7” on sidewalk.

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    Dad Joke Marquee

    Humorous church sign at the first Baptist Church in America displaying a clever and fun joke.

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    This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye

    Church sign at Twin Oaks Christian Church humorously stating God loves you more than Kanye loves Kanye at night.

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    Go Canucks!

    Church sign at Trinity Presbyterian with a clever, funny message about favoritism and sports teams.

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    No Parking

    First United Methodist Church sign displaying no parking message with damaged brick base in front, showing clever church signs.

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    This Church That Embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke

    Church sign at Lutheran Church humorously advertising pumpkin spice communion as a clever and fun church sign.

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    This Church Has Straight Up Given Up On Their Sign

    Church sign with humorous message saying "Blah blah blah just go to church" surrounded by greenery on a sunny day.

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