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Although chickens are often considered as really silly animals, hens are actually really friendly and quite smart (for example, they can recognize and distinguish more than 100 faces, both animal and human). But some of these farm birds give up laying eggs and go rogue. It turns out they are quite good at bringing havoc to quiet farm life - from attacking little children and cats to trashing the house once inside, hens and roosters can get really cocky. To teach them a lesson, owners of these funny chickens are doing some public shaming their animals after catching them red clawed, and we love it. Bored Panda has collected some of the best cases of funny birds against the world, and the overwhelming evidence will ruffle your feathers. Scroll down to check out the chicken shaming series and upvote your favorite entries!

P.S. These chickens aren't the only criminals deserving some animal shaming. Check out asshole dogs and cats as well!

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the_science_chick Report

Hans
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfair gender perception: now in poultry!

Jay Raman
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Break that glass coop girl!

MadamButterfly
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's adorable,and sometimes it's good to be bossy.

Trace Feige
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do your humans help you spell? ag·gres·sive /əˈɡresiv/ adjective ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression. "he's very uncooperative and aggressive" synonyms: hostile, belligerent, bellicose, antagonistic, truculent

peril-clay
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmmm even chicken suffer from sexism

Reid Hughes
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sexist! Though not really. Hens who are bossy and mean are often the leaders of the flock when there isn't a rooster. Here's some chicken mythbusting! #1. Chickens are stupid. They're very smart. A recent study has shown that chickens are intelligent and emotional animals, and are able to "demonstrate thinking skills = to mammals and primates". #2: White hens lay white eggs, and brown hens lay brown eggs. Untrue. It is the breed that determines egg color, and you can tell by looking at a hen's earlobes. Red ears:brown eggs. White: white. #3: You need a rooster for a hen to lay eggs. Do you need a guy to have your period? #4. Eggs are dead baby chicks Yeah, nope. ONLY if you have a rooster will eggs have the potential to grow baby chicks inside, (NOT storebought eggs.) To even grow a baby, the egg must be kept @96 d F or more. For 3 weeks. So...there is no chance you will be eating babies. Learn more, peeps!

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    power_farms Report

    Greg T
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll do chicken.... that'll do....

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats would jump anytime my house rooster would stretch his wings or start “talking” to me/seeking my attention ( he liked to sit in my lap and be petted)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's amazing! I love this chicken.

    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird fights back!.....probably learned it from the cat anyway..

    PauloWade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a naught chicken! I guess scaredy cat is a better roast than chicken... 😂

    Alicia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this chicken is smarter than me

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    johnmjames78 Report

    Carol Cipollo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was tired of you stealing all her unborns! Lol

    Reid Hughes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is untrue. Eggs are not 'unborn chicks" Only if you have a rooster, and keep the eggs at a temp of over 96 degrees F continually for 3 weeks will a chick hatch. :)

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    Martha Meyer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, no more stealing my eggs, she thought and disappeared to hatch them away from thieving humans.

    Cookie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it takes 3 weeks to hatch an egg.

    KismetTheFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she laid them a week before dissapearing

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    Shannon Maple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you get for stealing my babies all this time

    Sarmite Kraukle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 2 weeks she could come only with foster babies. Chicken need 3 weeks to be hatched.

    Trace Feige
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the secret this little fowl has. 11 chicks in 2 weeks is a birthing miracle and could solve the economic woes of the poultry industry.

    KismetTheFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I have said, probably a week before the time.

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    jessicae2239 Report

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that chicken--it's absolutely gorgeous.

    Eyeball
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA Man that is rough waking up to the song of their people after a long night of drinking! At least he is handsome...

    Hannah Ingram
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in a scottish accent for some reason

    Anon Y. Mous
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did too. Now I'm testing other accents, like Australian.

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    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Silver Polish rooster... and would love to take a rain-check on your people's song please.

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    Flisey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tina Turner of the chicken world!

    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that answers every question I've had about why do some birds sing on and on and cats will start a conversation with you and you are tempted to answer back.

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a silver polish... & how about singing the song just before twilight instead?

    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice chicken, looks cool and probably sings most annoyingly

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    #5

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    badviking71 Report

    Leta Rivas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's what you call friendship! Or is it partners in crime??

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't be surprised. Dogs are gross. I love them, but they're gross x'D Once had a dog that did everything he could to eat my rabbits poop if he saw it so this does not surprise me one bit haha.

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    Tem Witbols
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If chicken poops in room, no sees it, then dog eats it, was there ever really a problem?

    Tracy Broomfield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LoL,this one kinda takes care of itself, if it weren't for this post we would never have known

    PauloWade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so gross. Butttt adorable at the same time!

    Anon Y. Mous
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that joke intended? Butt instead of but?

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    Sebastian Melmoth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, looks just like my house rooster, Jarvis Cocker-a-doodle-doer (yes, after the singer from Pulp😁)...he was a small breed and followed me everywhere, got too big to perch on my shoulder when I would go for walks,though.

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to be higher because of the dog.

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    #6

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    Aberhallo Report

    Sergio Antonio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kanye West would say it is the Chicken’s choice to be a slacker.

    PauloWade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

    Ava Carberry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try paying her instead of expecting your eggs for free! Same for the cow!

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or its because there are too many males around...

    Sydney Helget
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That human is just a hypocrite. I don't see them laying eggs! It's hard work.

    Eleanor Ragsdale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of a chicken as freeloading.

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    contentinacottagerosemarybeck Report

    Hewwo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the tiny human!!!

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he doesn't look at all sorry about it

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get him to wear the sign??

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great-grandparents used to have a huge rooster. With shiny green tail. I was probably around four. And positively tiny. And I loved shiny green stuff. I'll let you guys imagine how that ended.

    peril-clay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had similar experiences with roosters... and last week I got attacked by a killdeer...

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    PauloWade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? A: She was no spring chicken.

    layne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some ask me why - it's simple young kids annoy me & i'm a grumpy old rooster.

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    urbanfarmscapes Report

    Norma
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Easter Chicken!

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, if only they produced vividly coloured eggs...save one a lot of time hiding them for easter. 😊

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    Hewwo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill place one here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here!

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my ducks, mainly the Pekin and Rouen breeds...the khaki campbells and mallards dropped them in one spot; sometimes with the chicken eggs. 😁

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Easter was a month ago!!!!

    PauloWade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man runs to the psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The psychiatrist asks, “How long has she had this condition?” “Two years,” says the man. “Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the psychiatrist. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.” NUMBER EIGHT:

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you let your chickens enrol in Easter Bunny 101!

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same with mine--every day is an egg hunt, not just easter! brown & shades of blue/green eggs make it seem like it though

    Sharvari .N
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need, just wait for them to hatch.

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    #9

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    geowoman Report

    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She. Roosters have a larger comb (the red unfeathered bits) on their heads. But yes, hungry chicken!

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but but... you're putting out food? What did you expect?

    Missy Finley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in all fairness, that pumpkin is pretty horrifying to see...

    PauloWade
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A librarian was very sad and alone in the library one day as there was no one around for her to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door with no books screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian once again jumped up and gave each chicken 15 books this time. The chickens leave satisfied once again. Then for the third time the chickens returned screeching “bouk bouk”, but this time being suspicious the librarian gave each chicken only one book and explained that they could only borrow more books once that had returned the others.

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be "Peck" your holiday decorations!

    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like pumpkin, too. Maybe just not in pie.

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    #10

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    therealjoesimon Report

    Nancy Seton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed too hard at this. Poor frog.

    Casandra Nițescu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whuuuut? I didn't know chickens could do that xD

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The farm next door have hens that kill mice, they usaly only eat the brain and leave the body.

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    Randy Inbred
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're meant to kiss it. Not eat it!

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's rooster after all... why on earth would he go around kissing frogs?

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about a chicken who has a frog in her throat!

    kaylyn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do u even do this 0-0

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played sir, well played

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigger chickens will sometime eat live mice with relish - I mean the enjoyment sort of relish, not the saucy kind! Please be warned though - it's not something to go searching the interweb for if you're faint of heart, or of stomach.

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    kaleidoscopemeadows Report

    Mary Hekimian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but annoying at the same time. LOL

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a blind rooster like this, he actually snores when we cuddle him, so cute but he yells so loudly!

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my rooster would jump kick the back of your knee unless you picked him up. at least she just yells

    Barn Owl Hedwig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hold her if i could.

    Clavelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, chickens like to be held? That's cute!

    Amaranthim Talon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww- poor little Piper- come cuddle chickie

    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww. She doesn't wanna sleep alone:P

    Sunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even chickens know that tantrums are effective...

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    #12

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    mrreilly_and_friends Report

    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my cats rule the family pit bulls. Go figure.

    Samu Marian
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    7 years ago

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    Even pussies are scared of big c***s

    Reid Hughes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, shame on you. Second of all, it's a hen.

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 i know a couple og kitties who'd deserve this

    Barn Owl Hedwig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cat deserves that, unless they do the same thing to the chickens.

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    mrreilly_and_friends Report

    Norma
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...said every chicken mommy ever...

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what if they only know one rooster?

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    Sebastian Melmoth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely knew who my chick’s daddies were...heck, on occasion, I didn’t know who the mother was since 2 of them would switch nests and brood each other’s eggs.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an issue that isn’t stopping, though it should.

    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful colour she has.

    Denis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And I will attack you for no reason if you come close to them

    Rory Law
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lollll....my chicken rn be the same as u girl

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    #14

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oo, oo, oo! Speaking of chicken fakers, have a look at what this girl does to deflect the advances of a hopeful rooster: https://www.facebook.com/garytvcom/videos/1560513210670588/

    Çalıkuşu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was me when the boy I flirt platonically flirts me back. (I don't know if there's a thing in English like ''platonically flirting'', sorry for my bad English)

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    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says only kids figure where lollipops come from.

    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like teenagers to go home

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    whereistortuga Report

    Val
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're damn right chick! Nose rings are so 90s

    MadamButterfly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats one fashion conscious chick.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wears a nose ring anymore?

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that it was a fly - I swear!

    Tara Nolte
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats more of the humans fault.

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    supermommentor Report

    Felicity McDonald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like we haven't all been in that situation before : )

    Nardo218 x
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this post is making me really scared of chickens and less guilty for eating them deep fried with mustard sauce

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    geowoman Report

    Erika Kauffmann
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the oter chickens are mean to her? I read about it, it's a thing,they go hide because they are scared.

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Def a true thing. They don't like outsiders very much either.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be that the coop is a bit low, or that the highest real estate inside is crowded with the other hens. Chickens like to get as high as possible to sleep, and if you have Hamburgs or similar breeds they'll often end up 30 or 40 feet or more in a tree!

    Heather Kong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha my grandparents' chicken do just that, perching on trees like they are just ordinary birds...

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dare to get my eggs!"

    Kerserz the scientist
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that count as tree-son or is it a coop-spiracy?

    Gay Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proven that other chickens can be bullies in the coop st night so it’s probably sleeping in the tree for self preservation.. chickens can be really mean

    Loretta Westlake
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Bantam rooster used to do that...until an owl got him...:(

    MN Free Spirit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One of these chicken is doing her own thing, one of these hens just aren't the same"

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    mrreilly_and_friends Report

    Lina S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The group of friends: the nice one, the slightly annoying one, and the REALLY annoying one

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the first chicken's "shaming" plaque is actually positive.

    Breezy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, sweetie, you don't wanna be on the dinner plate. There's SOME chickens out there who have parents who put them on the dinner plate on purpose!!!

    Jill
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the first sign as "imperfect in every way" the first time and thought.."you go chicken!"

    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like fortnite squads; the pro, the noob and the mindless idiot

    Mary Tonningsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - Love those fluffy feet!! :)

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I'm Perfect' is going for her neighbor's toes.

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    losttexan Report

    C.Marrero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister could relate to this

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lot of complete chickens, then

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said by all babies and toddlers

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could get a job on Outfox and Friends!

    Cee Viloria
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be printed in a shirt.😂

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a LOT of people like that...

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    #20

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    wbdairy Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just made the cement awesome!

    John L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever tried to finish that cement walk needs all the help he can get. LOL!

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    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you left those little feet, their unique

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we can see the correct path

    peril-clay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the thing in Hollywood with the stars

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like chicken prints on my driveway.

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our cement, you can still see the footprints...

    jevais
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an original pattern It's unique. Luck u

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    #21

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    birdladyamy Report

    Norma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of shame...

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. Who HASN'T done this??!

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really vomiting. But they can "throw up" things from their crop.

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of over indulgence...

    Lja Hoegel Carjeniz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm sorry, i didn't really get what happened with this guy...

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the chicken's fault.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad it wasn't a bed. Preferably yours.

    Lyra Sis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol He really looks ashamed for purging and binging

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    #22

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    geowoman Report

    Val
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has been chicknapped

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, it's not my fault Jasmine sucks at following directions."

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are on a field trip you must count beaks before returning home.

    Morgan Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No school bus for these daredevils!

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they do say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...

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    #23

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    howtobeadomesticdisgrace Report

    Leah Curtis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, the grin on that chickens face!

    Loretta Westlake
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That look says "...and I'd do it again!"

    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most unrepentant face I have ever seen! She looks like my hen Buttercup.

    Dog Lover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart chicken. Wrote it on an Etch A Sketch.

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    #24

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    feznix Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Foxy and me had a deal. That one annoying old cluck just had to go!"

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be on the lookout for packages from Acme Co.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fox killed all 7 of my hens. And then only took one off to eat. I hate foxes.

    Mike Chin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens are guard dogs now?

    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are chickens supposed to do that?

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that rooster typically do...but what do I know? I only know stereotypes..and now memes.

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    Danielle Renee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably didn't want to give away her location...the eat hens, you know

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did a little kid write that?

    Johanna Kidd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staying safe by staying still, smart chook!

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    #25

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    buoycall Report

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one reads less like shaming and more like a picket line....

    Nancy Seton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only fair to demand some quality pay for the work you deliver. ;-)

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do we want? PEANUTS! When do we want them? NOW!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like these guys work for peanuts.

    Sebastian Melmoth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy mine those really expensive mealworms.

    Carol Cipollo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that how we get peanutbutter easter eggs?

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a hopeless advertising statement

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay peanuts. Get monkeys. Or eggs.

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do chickens even have labor unions? "Chickens Unite!"???

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    #26

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    thesecretlifeofchickens Report

    jevais
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a strange looking chick. Sweet though.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This variety is known as a frizzle, and this young hen has a rather spectacular crest so I suspect that it might be crossed with a Polish (which is actually a Dutch breed...).

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    Leta Rivas
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That handwriting is better than my computer's font list

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that my ex wife in disguise?

    Ava Carberry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a few politicians I'd like to introduce you to ... and I "love" them!!

    Michelle Swank
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful. I love these chickens. Can’t wait to get one

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be why they have that blanket.

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    #27

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    blh9901 Report

    A S Koziol
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations! You have been trained by a chicken! :)

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rooster's name is Pavlov and he's keeping copious notes...

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like me and my cats!

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yummy fat chicken in the pot at the neighbors as soon as the weight is just right.

    Molly Morrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems if mommy stopped bringing snacks, she would stop screaming at the back door eventually.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs a corn broom. It's what I use to break up cat fights at 4 AM.

    #28

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    losttexan Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One wonders how the human's face ended up under the hen's butt!

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANd if you give me half a chance, I'll do it again!

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and apparently the chicken has no fu@ks to give about it!

    Lyra Sis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face says "And I will do it again"

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They *papercliped* a piece of paper to a chicken?!? Who thinks of these things?

    Ava Carberry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even want to know why the human under a chicken!!

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    #29

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    psychedelic.bohemian_chic Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with doing the chicken dance!

    Susan Canon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he "dances" for you, he is courting and wooing you.

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like most Brazilians

    Yezid Puerto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it's the way he/she reliefs the stress of taking big decisions like those: to cuddle or not tu cuddle,..., to attack or not to attack......

    Kerserz the scientist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Choreographer for Israel's Eurovision performance 2018!

    Hewwo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buck buck buuck, buck buck buck buck!

    The Frog
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she's a chicken, she doesn't know how to spell yet

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    adoracat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...damn ear worm... (look up the chicken dance on YouTube)

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    #30

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    daveyfamilychickens Report

    Lou Wow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her expression is like " Well, she DESERVES it. Huh."

    Alessandra Ricotta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a gorgeous chicken! I love it's feathers

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a methionine deficiency. Whether it is or not, once the habit's started it's hard to break. You may have to keep them separate until Milly's pin feathers unfurl.

    Lottie_and_Nora
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they lose their feathers they grow back a bit like a leaf - so to begin with they're all curled up tight like a bud.

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    Ashiah Rainwing
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they aren't saying is that Milly is lowest in the pecking order and this one is just above her, she is reinforcing that Milly deserves the abuse. On the farm my grandmother felt so bad for the ones on the bottom of the PO that she'd take the ones that were hardest on her and we'd have chicken and dumplings.

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do chickens even have "tails" or more like butts?

    Anon Y. Mous
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitely have tails. Then there are those weird ones with really long crazy tails.

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    Roos Dillema
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's Milly? The dog? The cat? Goat? Cow?

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Blucote or laundry bluing on Millie's butt and pin feathers will help disguise the tempting pink of her skin. Worth a try. Wear rubber gloves...

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just hate when that happens?

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    #31

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    2chookchooks Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they need more roughage in their diet... (course/coarse - ah, never mind!). ;-)

    Anon Y. Mous
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the pers- I mean chicken... Write 'that' twice?

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my mom's goat actually ate her homework, and her teacher didn't believe her.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind a picture of the chickens. I want to see the teacher's face!

    ForkNBeans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's ok, those notes were chicken scratch anyway."

    Sue Donim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the chicken scratch read "eat me and go to wonderland ".

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    Faith Condiff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew had to go to his teacher and ask for the day previous day homework! Why!?! Because his baby brother ate it! Did the teacher believe him!?! Nope! Had to call my sister-in-law to make sure! Yep! Baby ate it! 😂

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    #32

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    abinkley86 Report

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    #33

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    melis2121 Report

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not-so-subtle chicken commentary on first-worlders growing consumable food for decoration?

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. Chickens have no time for the Martha Stewart country veranda look - they're pragmatic to the last morsel left lying around.

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    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you grows it, I eats it. That's what I do.

    I love panda's
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See it as a compliment, they love your pumpkins!

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    #34

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    persephone_house_chicken Report

    Inna Stepchenkova
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. It's a chicken. What did you expect?

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think chickens can smell, so what would *she* care?

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like perfume ...... Eau de Cat C**p

    Lottie_and_Nora
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha. Guess it's a good thing chickens find warm water soothing 🤔

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This chicken is adorable though!

    #35

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    tiffanymcnutt Report

    Lynn Korbel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a bad chicken. I can see why she doesn't cull you though. I wouldn't either.

    Karen Klinck
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    7 years ago

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    Heh. Stewed chicken on Sunday.

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    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They named the chicken "Side Piece"...as in "She's my Side Piece" kinda of thing? As in the person you call for booty calls cuz ur other half won't put out?

    Jenny Jozwiak
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill. The world is "kill"...as in murder.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, cull means to kill but specifically to slaughter by selection.

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a good girl Side Piecs

    Lea Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T KILL HER TF?

    Johanna Kidd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure the golf balls appreciate the attempt to warm them

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side Piece!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #36

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    geowoman Report

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was normal for chickens to eat unviable eggs so that they could regain those proteins and such?

    Mads Sly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes hens will develop the compulsive habit of breaking their own eggs, regardless of viability. They can be trained out of it, but it takes a long time and some people think it's not worth the initial loss of the eggs.

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    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her diet is low in calcium. She needs that to make the shells.

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one becomes dinner. that behaviour spreads

    annisa pramita siwi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then-hen (already cooked as not-crispy chicken rendang) did it all the time..but she was also n*mpho so we keep her a lil' while cz it produce a lot of eggs..we just had too be fast to find the eggs before she ate them..

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens lay eggs without a rooster. She's a stong egg layer. Has nothing to do with "nympho."

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    Aengus Ball
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hens do that if you don't take them away smh

    Lyra Sis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannibalism at it's finest

    Ava Carberry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How egg-sasperating! Clearly she needs more protein in her diet.

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    #37

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    mrreilly_and_friends Report

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two things for breakfast- take it or leave it- tomorrow- you may be on the menu...

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So eat bugs. That'll make you grateful for room service!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S/he's lucky not to BE a breakfast choice!

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    #38

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    whittany_a Report

    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hook him up with the Chick who likes feet... May be a love connection!

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect that he was raised by humans and has imprinted on his owner's footwear for lurve purposes.

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    #39

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    urbanfarmscapes Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many chicken varieties like to sleep high in order to escape predators. It's such an ingrained ancestral chicken thing to do that even the more placid breeds will still fight for the highest perch in the coop.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always known chickens to look for high perched.

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more wild than your chicken.

    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got the "do" of a wild bird...she's a wild bird.

    #40

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    smelzell89 Report

    Outatime
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's brooding lol Should be titled "when city people get chickens"

    Sunni Tenhor
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the owner not know her hen had gone broody?

    Teri Tripp-Lanciault
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's broody....mark some eggs and let her set. You will have babies in 21 days! <3

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is comfy!

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause she's broody and wants to be a mom!

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's broody. Lock her out of the nest box. Cage her with NO bedding material, and make sure there is air flexible beneath her.

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...spell checker...should have been "air FLOW"

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    Johanna Kidd
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably less interaction with the rest of the cluckers, right? Introverts of the world unite, seperatly!

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    #41

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    donna_._b Report

    Deadpool
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those polished foil balls!!,!! 🤭

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a part of a chicken's job description?!

    annisa pramita siwi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happen to me..my neighbour chicken though...

    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are these shiny things? They're so pretty.

    Heidi Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then she lays golden eggs! She's a keeper. :)

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet she sits on all those gloriously big 'eggs', too.

    Denis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was redecorating it

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my little chick-a-dee, what a great stew you'd make!

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    #42

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    losttexan Report

    Llews Art
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She heard they were delicious from the chick that ate the kids pet frog :'D

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine tried to eat a crow...

    Lou Wow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was just honouring her T-Rex ancestors. 😀

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, chickens will eat bugs, worms, frogs, lizards, rodents, and even small snakes.

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She heard frogs taste like.... oh...

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonzo was training her to take kermit out!

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with chickens and frogs tho?

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It moved. That's the definition of chicken food in the garden.

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    #43

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    falconry75 Report

    Orsolya
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe your owners should not leave them around. Shame on them, not on you.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe people throw them into the yard. We had problems with that.

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    Lina S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's really bad for her tho...

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe if they weren't laying on the ground?? I would suspect that cig butts may not be healthy for chickens.

    LoneWolfie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really unhealthy. The owners shouldn't let that happen.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hint your owners should quit doing stupid things

    Swarf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That chicken accidentally cares more about your life than you do.

    Kerserz the scientist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives another meaning to BBQ Chicken wings...

    Katerina Sunshine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure these are just cigarettes? Looks pretty stoned to me

    KrisandBrandie Kaz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, lit cigarette in the trash? Let's blame the chicken. Moron people

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    #44

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    chelschickens Report

    Barn Owl Hedwig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was probably trying to eat the flies!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You saw a strip of snack flies, but the sticky paper tangled my feathers.

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure that it wan't your human trying to catch some sort of a photo for Bored Panda?

    #45

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    run_renae_run Report

    Elizabeth Zimmerman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After he taught us how to eat homework...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wuss. My dog would make himself a chicken-dinner with that kind of behavior.

    Neb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I love those black lined feathers!

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do it with the cats too

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the dog fights back, *she* gets yelled at for chasing *us*. We've got it made.

    Ildiko Okido
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that dog isn’t a rottweiler or something like that.

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    #46

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    howtobeadomesticdisgrace Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as with the trashed garden, that's a part of the job description...

    annisa pramita siwi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to tend the yard..bio-grass-cutting machine..

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't shame them for that! eating greens helps make the egg yolk a beautiful orange instead of that ugly, pale yellow you get with store-bought eggs!

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owww I can maybe hire their services pls ??

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    #47

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    that_one_animator Report

    Rama Llama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she poops on the floor often, salt is toxic for chickens. Or the owner is British and gives her unsalted fries.

    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's lying to get chips...she plans to poop on the floor anyway.

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    #48

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    rulethechickens Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lookit those drumsticks! lol

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, who among us hasn't....wait...never mind.

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the foot fetish isn't exclusive to humans 🤤

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look like a fighting rooster. suspicious....

    Peggy Penguin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one turned on by those drumsticks??

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    #49

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    poultryilluminati Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chick is looking for a tight, cosy corner to hide in. Usually it would be under mum, but any port in a storm.

    Morgan Stewart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she/he LIKES eating poop and feathers!!!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So soft and fluffy! I would spoil her terribly.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something straight out of 'The Egg And I'. (A great book, BTW.)

    Maggie Grover Bacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why their feeders only have tiny holes instead of open bowls

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    #50

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    cornucopia_chickens Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "steal our eggs" - which explains the behaviour...

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves them right for stealing their eggs!

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have roosters, there may be a reason

    Katie Jamberri Nails
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens don't know whether or not their eggs are fertilized. They treat them all the same.

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    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken and dumplings; is really IS delicious.

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    #51

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    sawdust_and_sage Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they didn't lay them there their owner would steal them!

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so maybe fix it so they can't get under there...?

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh...skunk bait! I love skunks. :-)

    #52

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    ddrosche Report

    #53

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    ihavepurplehair Report

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put an upside down funnel on top, of your waterer. If you are using an open container, purchase a weighted funnel inside the bowl, making SURE that a 2" right of water remains open around the funnel.

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    #54

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    rebeccamcclinton Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hen is a frizzle, and she's moulting - hence her lack of eggs.

    Mark Erwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken seems stressed. Maybe that's why.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't chickens stop laying eggs in winter time?

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends on the climate & if you adjust for it or not. in FL, i get eggs year-round; people in NH might have to add light & heat to their coop to get any. the longer the days, the more eggs you get; molting is another reason they stop laying for a while.

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sabbatical

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    #55

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    mrreilly_and_friends Report

    Norma
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little thing just starvin' to death! hahahah

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens aren’t very large, but their stomachs are black holes

    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't realize he's fattening himself.

    moeless
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To grow those spectacular foot feathers! Damn!

    Amanda Ferraz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved the need of food to take the pic. My dog was like this, only way to ensure he was in pictures or looking at the camera was with food baits

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    #56

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    rustic.coop.homestead Report

    Theodora Graybill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rofl love that the sign is pecked as well... he couldn't wait until even the photo was taken

    Nini Meow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You even peacked out the "I"..

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, someone read this sign to her so that she can join in on the shaming.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was close enough to eat. I tried!

    #57

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    canoblane Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they're moulting and don't have internal sufficient resources to grow new feathers and keep warm AND lay eggs for those freeloading humans, all at the same time.

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they'very been frightened by....you name it...a new dog, wildlife, kids...

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    Reid Hughes
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such beautiful Dominiques. I have two, named Salt and Pepper.

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    #58

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    daveyfamilychickens Report

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plumber on the roof, the not so successful sequel to fiddler on the roof.

    Paddi Avalon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get scared if the plumber was on the roof as well lol!

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a chicken joke? A plumber on the roof?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH, that's a "p"! (it's not. You've already gotten MOST of the way, I'm sure you can complete it.)

    Pasca Mouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are all the chickens called milly?

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    #59

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    pichingi12 Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a chicken. It should be outside. They aren't potty trainable.

    Casandra Nițescu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they are, actually. Chickens are very trainable. I've even seen chicken agility!

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    Ananda Luz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens can't control their bowls, it's something their body does automatically. Yet u can train their brain for other things.

    Cora Fields
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some spurs he has got going on his feet. Hate to get scratched by those.

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o.O why would you have a chicken inside first of all?

    Reid Hughes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a hen with a sprained leg live inside with me for a week. Lovely little girl.

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    #60

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    twomillionblooms Report

    Nadine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. There are tiny glasses for chickens for that they calm down and don't peck at each other. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_eyeglasses

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    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicely decorated pins! (Like horse blinders...to keep the bird from pecking / plucking flockmates.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's funny af, i don't care who ya are!

    Ashiah Rainwing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Props for the creativity and artistry used for the mask.

    Doubanji
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you rather the chickens pulled each others feathers out and plucked each others eyes out?! These aren't stupid novelty items they are genuine medical devices. The ones above help to calm overwrought chickens, say if they had to be examined by the vet etc. There are also ones with clear lenses that allow them to see each other but remove the ability to permanently damage each other.

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