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Memes and cats are the real fuel of the internet. Think of what a bland place it’d be if we didn’t get a daily fix of hilarious feline pics gift-wrapped in mysterious cat logic. Think of how many memes wouldn’t have even been born without these pictures. Grumpy Cat, Cat Jam, Smudge the Cat, Coughing Cat… anyone?!

So when combining these two of people’s favorite things, you get the most powerful cattitude memes that explain all that words cannot explain. Like all those weird, goofy, and plain ‘seriously?!’ feline behaviors.

Why do cats eat like they've got 2 secs to finish the bowl, only to puke in the middle of the carpet a minute later? And how do they decide that wreaking havoc on the house at 3 am is an excellent idea? Those cucumbers, what’s up with them?

We may never find the answers, but with the help of cat-approved meme language, we at least can get a glimpse into the weird and wonderful world of felines. It’s where everything you think you know is wrong, and everything you know to be wrong is also wrong. Power cat memes compiled by Bored Panda, the stage is yours.

It’s no secret that cats sometimes, or rather most often, do things that make no sense to humans. To help to decipher the internet-famous and genuinely odd feline behavior, Bored Panda reached out to Molly DeVoss, a certified feline training and behavior specialist who runs Cat Behavior Solutions agency.

Molly said that each cat’s motivation to act weird is a very individual thing. “Some cats do silly things to get our attention; we run and get our cameras, cooing and paying attention to them.” This attention that we shower our felines with is precisely what reinforces their seemingly odd behavior.

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Meanwhile, “other cats are bored and are trying to find outlets for pent-up energy,” Molly said. Being both prey and predator animals, most cats’ instincts are still pretty powerful. As your house is their new jungle, you see the behavior that makes them jumpy, goofy, silly, yet absolutely adorable.

In fact, this precise feature that we don’t really know what to expect from them is what makes our felines perfect material for the internet. “Whatever the motivation for the strange behaviors, it’s always good to pay attention to your cat and tell it how much you appreciate the laugh,” Molly concluded.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...Momma, ooooh, ooooh. Didn't mean to make you retch, If the bed's not clean this time tomorrow, Scurry on , scurry on, I'll find one that really splatters!"

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that would be me. My husband too, though he’ll never admit it. It’s why we now have four cats and a dog—-all rescues, out of a barn, off the street, dumped in our yard or the neighbor’s (when she was out of town for an extended period and my husband was doing a regular check on her house for her). Yeah. Big softies.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking that its hind legs are wedged in between the arm rest and the back of the chair.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ruler: "Paint me a powerful warrior, taming a fearsome lion in scale armour!" Artist: "Say no more, my lord!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cats will puke anywhere. Every surface has an equal opportunity of being hurled upon.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, soft surfaces are definitely preferred here! And should carpet or couch be somehow unavailable at the moment, at least throw up under some piece of furniture where it is more difficult to mop up than simply on the kitchen floor. And do not forget the disgusted look when backing away from the crime scene: "Eeew, look at the floor, what a mess! Doesn't anybody ever clean here?!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat barfed all over the radiator grill. I still get an anxiety attack every time my cat opens it mouth while sitting on a window sill.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! We only have carpet on the stairs and landing but the cats will always either be sick there or on a rug. Why?????

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine gets on the bed and throws up right on the edge so the bedding AND the carpet need attention. Will still keep her, but might refer to her as a little S#!tbag while cleaning...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my cats case, its "made it under the really heavy ass bed that their owner has to move every damn time"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true! And not only the carpet... What about the bed?

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always preferred "erp", the word "p*ke" makes me feel like I need to erp.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my family owned a cat, it puked in every room in the house... Carpet or not

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roommate's cat once ran to my external hdd to puke. I am absolutely sure he did it on purpose.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat, Teaser, prefers to puke in the middle of the night somewhere along the path from my bed to the bathroom so I'll be sure to step in it. She also enjoys gracing the bed with a large pile of it within 3 minutes after I've just changed the sheets. She is such a delight.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. Why can't my little dear puke on the kitchen floor when it's right next to the carpet she puked on?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My late cat Kitten would woof down her food as fast as she could and immediately barf it back up in the bowl. Good Kitten. R.I.P.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't dirty the floor, you can't put the floor in the washer, hooman!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why? WHY??? My home is full of wooden floors but she still pukes on the rugs...Yes, I praise her when she pukes on the wooden floors 🤦🏻‍♀️

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The once piece of carpet is always found...or paperwork...ugh!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can totally understand. When my daughter was six months old we were in a pricy furniture shop and she started to puke. Fortunately I could manage to hold her above a 4.000 € Couch before she started spitting. I literally stretched my arms to get her there and not above the floor. Don’t ask me why. The couch was really pretty (disregarding that little flaw) so we ended up buying it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the opposite with me. I'm awake at 3am, and the cats are telling me to tone it down.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that all the time, not because of spiders but because she meows non stop as she wants to sniff the ceiling for some reason

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were you late for a meeting with your cat? It's gorgeous, by the way.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The medieval cat paintings are hilarious. I want prints of them on my wall.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. I just had this problem last week. I was enemy number one.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one of the reason ancient Egytians worshipped cats. They make short work of a serpent.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kitten likes to play fetch with her little toy mouse. I throw it and she brings it back to me. I don't see this ending well.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relatable. Mine literally meows sooo freaking loud and then runs away and you don’t see him for a day. 🤦‍♀️

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🎵Spider-cat, spider-cat. Physics don't apply to a spider-cat. Loves a box. Any size. Claims you out of your demise. Look out! Here comes the spider-cat🎵

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a face that says, "I'm allergic to cats and these furballs know it."

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Yes, they have a schedule. They've just been cleverer than us in not abiding to it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine runs away when i even try this during day, but in the morning and the evening comes looking for me...

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Everything that we do furthers the idea in the cat's mind that it is the owner and we are the pet..

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A family Christmas (a few years ago). Everyone is sat chatting about their respective dogs, and my daughter said "what are the names or our two cats?" Stoney silence from the family. We've had them 15 years!

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