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Imagine a place where a goose could kill you, a moose could run through you, where winter lasts forever, and everyone runs on Tim Hortons and puts maple syrup on everything. Also, knows all of their neighbors, is incredibly polite, and befriends beavers. Sounds like something out of science fiction? Well, here is the news - this place is real, and it is called Canada - the country on top of the US.
Of course, you’ve noticed that all of the things we’ve mentioned previously are merely a bunch of funny Canadian stereotypes - nothing less and nothing more. However, stereotypes do not just happen by themselves, and if you stick around to read these funny Canadian tweets we’ve rounded up, you’ll see that they are absolutely true and on point, albeit a little bit hyperbolized. Yup, these Canadian tweets merely confirm that nobody would say boo to a goose up there, but a goose would surely say boo to you in a blink of an eye. Furthermore, winters do last forever there, and bears are a real issue. But, all in all, these tweets about Canada from Canadians themselves also prove how beautiful and truly wonderful this country is!
Right, ready to learn more about life in Canada first hand a.k.a. from a selection of hilariously funny tweets? In a stereotypical Canadian manner, we won’t tell you to scroll down below but rather ask you kindly to please proceed to scroll until you reach the submissions. Once you’re done reading them, give the best tweets your vote if you should wish to, and share this article with your friends if you think that would be an appropriate thing to do!
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
As one of their downstairs neighbors, I hope the fumes don't bother you too much
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Sorry neighbor but I hate those flying asshøles. You need to take them back and stop letting them in our yard because they wreak havoc and shīt everywhere
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Hill Branda 2 years ago
That is such an amazingly Canadian response. Makes me wish I lived there.
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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 2 years ago (edited)
As a Canadian, I often have this feeling of having a sometimes great, sometimes unhinged neighbour who's difficult to predict and mostly ignores that I exist!
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Ok I must be dumb or uninformed as I never knew Ryan Reynolds was Canadian
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Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
Yea! We light up red and white fireworks? The blue is just representing the lakes y’all have
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
As an Atlantan (Atlanta not Atlantis) 60 Fahrenheit is considered winter
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I love my golden retriever 2 years ago
Seems a little extreme but relatively accurate. In my Canadian town we do indoor recess at -18 or colder
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Everyone should just dress as yetis and change Halloween into Yeti Day. You must offer candy to keep the yeti at bay or suffer a snowball attack
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
That's my kind of party. Not too late, little to no alcohol because of next morning... or you know what? I'll just stay at home, alone
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Carter Maggard 2 years ago
He tripped on bluffs, attempted to steal a fire truck, then got arrested... I gotta do this! (minus the arrested part)
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Ok I leave the broom, can I take the car instead? Or rather, that would be a snow plow in Canada
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Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
it’s ice coffee now! ( get it, instead of iced coffee it’s ICE coffee?? anyone? no? ok…)
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I love my golden retriever 2 years ago
always wondered how would I as the driver know when they are pulling me over? Does the horse have a little siren and light on it?
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
It's always good to have some extra chicken 🐓🐓🐓. Good if you want things pecked and screeched at
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
And it was said they were asking each other about how it's going until the end of time
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
The sad yet funny thing is at this point, saying a place is like Florida seems to be globally understood for the most part.
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Valerie G. 2 years ago
Speaking of poutine - why oh why did Michelina's stop making Poutine? It was my favourite. Hubby used to go and get me like 50 of them when they were on sale.
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mooshoflove 2 years ago
OMG IT'S LITERALLY A BAG OF MILK?!?? O_O ... Do other beverages come in bags?
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Disturbing the rest of the deceased is a crime where I'm from. But Canada might be more relaxed for all I know
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tater.gonna.tot 2 years ago (edited)
Agreed! I want clearer stereotype against my people 😆
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Agreed! I want clearer stereotype against my people 😆
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