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Article created by: Gabija Palšytė

If you think real-life’s scary enough as it is, just you wait till you take a peek at some of these cakes, Pandas. The stuff of nightmares, these baked goods look so cursed, you might want to consider washing your screen with holy water afterward.

Today, we’re featuring the one-and-only ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras’ Twitter page, a social media project that’s as frightening as it is delicious(ly evil). The page features photos of cakes that range from the comically bizarre to the downright demonic. We’ve never seen icing used so maliciously before!

You might want to arm yourselves with a thermos full of coffee and a cup full of Unsee-Juice™, dear Pandas. Ready to dive headfirst into the land of cursed sweetness? Don’t worry, we’re here for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. Don’t forget to upvote the pics of cakes that scared you the most. Oh, and if for some reason you’re still hungry after this list, you can always find more where that came from: here’s Bored Panda’s earlier article about the online phenomenon that is ‘Cakes With Threatening Auras.’ 

Pie artist Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, the author of 'Pies Are Awesome,' enlightened us about what makes cakes different from other forms of delicious pastry and shared her thoughts about food aesthetics.

"Remembering that you are working with food—food that people you know are going to have to actually eat —is critical. Sure the seven-foot-tall dragon cake you just spent a week painstakingly crafting may be gorgeous, but is it really a success if the cake inside is dry and stale and nasty? Deliciousness must always come before aesthetics when you are creating food art—otherwise, you might as well save yourself a lot of trouble and just sculpt your art with clay!" Jessica told Bored Panda. Read on for the baking expert's great insights.

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Cursed cake of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with four Ghostbusters figurines surrounding it holding proton packs.

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    Heart-shaped cursed cake with red icing text saying I know you're having an affair, decorated with red sprinkles.

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    Cake shaped like a gun with pink frosting and cherries, displayed on a wooden stand, showcasing cursed cakes artwork.

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    Cake with pink and white icing spelling out a cry for help message, part of cursed cakes with threatening auras.

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    Cursed cake with white frosting and red icing text reading "Elmo has had enough" topped with a small Elmo figure.

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    Green character cake with large ears and candles on top, featuring a cursed cake design with a threatening aura.

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    Cursed cake with white frosting, colorful sprinkles, and pink icing text reading Do Better with a sad face emoji.

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    Chocolate cake with purple flowers and the word No written, one of the cursed cakes with threatening auras

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    Round cursed cake with white frosting and red and black text reading its a nothing, with a negative pregnancy test on top.

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    Clown-faced cursed cake with red frosting hair and a big red nose, surrounded by white whipped cream swirls.

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    Cursed cake with a lit number one candle and sarcastic message written in chocolate icing on white frosting.

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    Round cursed cake with white frosting, colorful letter candies, and red icing reading COMA in the center

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    Cursed Christmas-themed cake shaped like a bear wearing a Santa suit with detailed frosting decorations in a kitchen setting.

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    Cake with photo of an elderly man and a humorous social media post, part of cursed cakes with threatening auras series.

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    Blue frosted cursed cake with a face, red mouth, and colorful candy decorations on a yellow tray.

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    Heart-shaped pink and orange cursed cake with the chilling message nobody loves you, from cakes with threatening auras.

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    Two green cursed cakes with threatening auras, each shaped and decorated to resemble distorted faces.

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    Round cake with pink frosting and white icing text saying Happy Monday with a smiley face, a cursed cake from threatening auras series

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    Two 3D cakes resembling a famous green alien character, showcasing unusual and eerie designs with detailed facial features.

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    Yellow cursed cake with ice cream cones on its edges and text saying OMG It’s Finally Over surrounded by sprinkles

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    Open book cake with a poorly drawn person and the phrase "and so the lion fell in love with the lamb," a cursed cake example.

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