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Keep Calm and Carry On. We’ve all heard this WW2 motivational phrase, right? Well, it seems that the British have never truly forgotten it and it shows, especially with the global coronavirus pandemic continuing to spread and the quarantine in full effect.

It looks like nothing, not even Covid-19, can dampen Brits’ sense of humor. Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious tweets to show you that Brits are hilarious no matter how bad the situation really is. So enjoy and remember to upvote your faves, dear Pandas!

The UK is currently in its fourth week of quarantine and Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been discharged from intensive care on Sunday. There might be some good news this Thursday, too because the government will review whether the situation is sufficiently under control to relax social distancing measures a bit.

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Amelia Tiernan
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I read this, I screamed for all the kid bitsXDXDXDXDXD

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see the daleks back. I will be upstairs if anyone needs me.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Londoners appreciate some peace and quiet and respect other people's need for peace and quiet by not starting a singalong

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    It might seem peculiar that people are laughing and having fun while the coronavirus has killed more than 10,000 people in the UK. However, it’s incredibly important to maintain your sense of humor during a crisis. For example, British comedian and writer David Baddiel told The Atlantic’s Tom McTague that people always turn to comedy during difficult times. Even if that means poking fun at the coronavirus which some people can find offensive or insensitive.

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    El Dee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Queen, a woman born into inherited wealth and power, who has f*cked off to her castle in the country where she will LITERALLY raise the drawbridge against the infected hordes comes on TV to tell us 'we're all in it together' Lol!

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAhahaHAHAaHahAHaha!! Oh dear... :-P

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommmm....Camilla witch is beating me blue with her broomstick...

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    Well, I Tried
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look incredibly professional, exactly like Jamie Olivers

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    “People want jokes,” Baddiel explained. “Partly because jokes are a relief, and they take the edge off danger; partly because they are a way of processing the experience; and yes, partly because this is a massive shared experience. We can't really do much about these things, but we can laugh in the face of them. In a godless society, it's the one eternal victory we have.”

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    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Postmen appreciate a clean pair of knockers

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    Meanwhile, British Australian comedian Tim Minchin told McTague that he agrees with Baddiel’s conclusions. “We don’t laugh at scary things because we don’t understand their seriousness. We laugh because they’re serious. Making jokes gives us a sense of power over the threat.”

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    Carrie de Luka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you picked it up and gave her the apple back???

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    Carrie de Luka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They love a good party. Been rapping in the streets too!

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    Ruth Mayfly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're definitely going to want to defrost those first.

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    Both comedians think that joking about serious things is not inappropriate. In their opinion, the people who talk about jokes being inappropriate are dealing with the situation by trying to control things in a different way.

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    “Their weapon is signaling their moral purity,” Minchin said before adding, “Both the clowns and the virtuous can at times be bores or boors or bullies.” In other words, both comedians and “serious” individuals have their pros and cons and neither is better than the other. But one thing’s for certain—not even 2020 will make Brits lose their sense of humor.

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also he wasn't alive during the blitz so maybe don't compare the current situation to stuff you haven't even experienced

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    Nea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, all i think nowadays is why dont we hav smart utensils that cook, clean and sort by themsleves. Why dont i hav a sepf cleaning house...why did we have to go to moon instead?

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it....I'm starting my own podcast...sod off, Nicola!

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    Carrie de Luka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the sheep in the playgrounds and on the children's roundabouts.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am unusually nervous when i am on a video call, professional or ptherwise. I always lock myself in a room for such calls. If this happened with me, i would be very very disturbed for as long as i am going to see those people on call.

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    Tiggy Darling
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to keep your distance in a busy park like that is just pointillist.

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    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one that has seen this at least 70 times in different posts?

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    Jayne Lister
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New Zealand, our Prime Minister announced that both the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are classified as Essential Workers providing Essential Services. Go Jacinda Arden!

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    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    covering comments i cant see unles si press something

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is, because people rub it for a living abnd thereby fear their financial downfall.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bar okay? Does the entrance still work? Was any alcohol damaged?

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get this message!! Gutted I missed vital news.

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    European other
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can go anywhere after quarantine and get that I would say !

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am with her 100%. The children missing school seem so odd to me, bless them. School must be a thousand times better than it was when I went. I lived on a farm in the a**e end of nowhere and didn't see friends during holidays so social isolation was natural. I had to play with my siblings!!! Yikes.

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take the UK one any day over celebrities singing Imagine in their mansions

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    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Tesco delivery guy told me... groceries and up to date news bulletins. What service!

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    Rūta Pranaite
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    5 years ago

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    Lol this is sooo true, I actually threw a mini lame party last weekz... only my friends showdop who are my 3 cats, 2 dogs and 6 people

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    Wottermehlon Doge
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    5 years ago

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    am i the only one confused on why KENTUCKY fried chicken is in Britain?

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make banana bread, I would have to leave the house and go to the store to buy bananas. Also, I hate bananas and banana bread.

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    Sel Bonda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotcha! You, pole dancer! ;-)

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    Suzanne Clark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could read it, anyone know what it says?

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    Little Wonder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord, the whole point of this tweet is lost when you blur it. It says "You are hores"

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    similarly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to put it in the tub, I had to wash it, thereby contaminating my hands, but it was okay, because I washed my hands. Unfortunately, when I touched the taps to turn them on, I contaminated them, and after washing my hands, I contaminated my hands again when I touched the taps to turn them off. Oh, and everything in my house is contaminated and I've been unknowingly infected for weeks, because COVID-19 is like GLITTER!

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    Chris Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you are an elitist snob who assumes you can't catch what the plebs get. I wish the nurses who cared for him had been the ones wearing the bin bags (but safe) instead of proper protective clothing but he will have had the best of everything and not seen the doctors, nurses and other hospital staff who are struggling.

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    Phi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she trained you. And I'm sure, as every great teacher, her greatest accomplish is for you to be even better ;)

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    Sel Bonda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You trying to steel something inside that bottle! Why that odd look?!

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    Sel Bonda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, you all could download Ver 2.20 later this year. You all got lot of space vacated by deleting ver1.19

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    Carrie de Luka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone do the clap for kids? Even the parents in my close WITH little kids didn't.

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