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“The Best And Worst Of Twitter”: 50 Of The Most Surprising Takes On Pretty Much Everything (New Pics)
Twitter is a platform that people either love or hate. Some believe the micro-blogging website is excellent for real-time engagement, others, however, say it's "a highly opinionated cesspit" that's just winding everyone up.
You may have realized just how polarizing it can be from our publication on the Facebook group 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2' as well.
But if you need more convincing (or simply want to enjoy more chaotic personal takes), you're in luck. Since we released the piece, the group has ballooned by about 45K members and now unites about 220K of them. Naturally, such rapid growth along with activity from the old timers brought about plenty of new material.
So we at Bored Panda think it's about time we collect their latest posts and release Part 2!
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#1
Jennifer Norton 3 years ago
Yeah this needs to be in more media! Native American culture is beautiful and needs to be celebrated!!!!
Juliette Deroulede 3 years ago
Visited it last summer!! It's gorgeous... A beautiful tribute to the Native American, women, and the West all in one!
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
I didn’t give two craps about the Royals until I saw this interview. I can still hear her voice saying this. A good person. (I still don’t give a c**p about the royals but I have a lot of respect for Diana.)
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Lou Cam 3 years ago
I don't think either Diana or the Queen had actually quoted such an encounter. Sounds like one of these things whispered around that becomes a factoid. I'm not a Royalist or into celeb worship culture in general but the amount of c**p that's written about Diana and the Royal family (good and bad for both) is ridiculous because none of us were actually there and we didn't hear if from the people themselves so therefore it's just gossip tabloid fodder.
Eastendbird 3 years ago
Princess Margaret, the queen's sister, visited AIDS patients at the same time as Diana. She just did it without telling anyone.
ChickyChicky 3 years ago
In this case the publicity made a difference. Diana hugging a Black boy with AIDS was huge, absolutely huge. Remember how people used to think you could get it from a toilet seat? That you had to have a full hazmat suit to treat them in hospital? Diana, a princess, wasn't afraid to get cheek to cheek with that boy. It really did help.
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TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Yea, i believe She was good friend with Freddy Mercury, that may explain a bit i assume.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago (edited)
Sadly a film based on a true story about Diana being snuck out to a gay club by Freddie and Elton got cancelled due to the pandemic.
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Vicki Cunningham 3 years ago
Yes, bless you Diana. And now because Harry and Meghan want to do something different, the whole country is vilifying them. Why was it OK for Diana and not for Harry?
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago (edited)
It wasn't OK for Diana. She was also heavily vilified in the press, especially when she started dating an Arab. The press, by the way, do not represent the country, just a mindless right-wing fraction of it.
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Just like the first time, we contacted the person behind the group, comedian Trevor Lewis, to hear his latest thoughts on both Twitter and the Facebook community he created. And, just like the first time, he agreed!
First off, the proposed acquisition of Twitter by Elon Musk and then his withdrawal from the deal. "I am conflicted about this," Trevor told Bored Panda. "On the one hand, I think it would be very funny and good if Musk was forced to follow through on such a bold claim."
"Proclaiming to the world that you intend to buy a company has huge implications on things like stock value, so he needs to be shown that his actions have consequences."
#3
Anthonio Pettit 3 years ago
A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the rich use public transportation. ― Gustavo Petro.
Robert T 3 years ago
Was just about to say. Think it says Hillerød, so the station is probably København. Used to catch the train into the city and there was a carriage with cycle racks in it.
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Eric Mac Fadden 3 years ago
I've never ever had a car, I even don't know how to drive! I live on a huge city in Brazil
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Moosy Girl 3 years ago (edited)
This person has a page on gogetfunding called Accidental Catdad, detailing how he fell in love with the kittens and decided to raise them (and their mom), it’s a heartwarming story. (And he got £7000-something out of it ;)
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
That is exactly what I was hoping :D sometimes life really is good
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TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Its funny because he thinks he can choose his overlord and not the other way around, the cat probably Saw him and thought " now there's a suitabe slave for me and my offsprings to rulle " lol, ( i say this because mines do the exact same thing to me, i'm just an " organic can opener " to them lol.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago (edited)
Has anyone else ever experienced love at 1st sight or just me, just now upon seeing this cat hero !
But having said that, Trevor enjoys Twitter more than any other social media app and would hate to see Elon damage it. "Musk has a long history of buying his way into companies and then running them badly," he pointed out.
"If you scroll through Twitter on a given day, it's not unlikely you will come across a video of a Tesla catching on fire. This is both a regular, literal occurrence and an apt metaphor for Musk's involvement in a company."
#6
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Have to admit, my second was pretty long, LOL
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Not an expert in math, but singular of "Seven" will be "One", right? 🙃
#7
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
They just have another way of picking your nose and licking your finger afterward
Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
Ohhhhh, I want to love and nurture this cutie pie. Me and his momma can co-parent, right!?!
Solidhog 3 years ago
Actually.....wouldn't that be more like a baby sucking it's nose? A bogey straw!
#8
Lea Panthera 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah don't bother me about eating my ribs. I do whatever I want.
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Mmmm like when they melt in your mouth with a perfect sauce….aaa
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Kate Jones 3 years ago
Someone once said 'show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who is tired of having sex with her.' And it's true. You can be everything and do everything they claim they want and they still end up unhappy. And it works both ways. It's about maintenance. You've gotta put in the work to keep things fresh. But you can't do it alone. And even then...sometimes people cheat. So you might as well do the things that make you happy and make sure you're with someone who enjoys those things, too.
tara 3 years ago
Sometimes I just sit and wonder....who cheats on Beyonce? Like who thinks they can do better then BEYONCE??
Jo Jones 3 years ago
No woman will ever be good enough for a man that’s insecure, narcissistic or simply not done fu*king around . Being Beyoncé or Reese or Jennifer doesn’t automatically protect you from infidelity
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tw 72 3 years ago
You can't keep a man by giving him more of what he no longer wants. Cut him loose. Try to find a true adult next time.
vicaabroo 3 years ago
great thanks ill diffidently do that when im madly in love with someone
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InfectedVoiceBox 3 years ago (edited)
I would rather bang Camberley Kate than Kim Kardashian, seriously, and also life is too short to not eat some of what you want. Ribs are a top 10 food for real.
Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
Someone who is kind to animals and a side order of brisket? Who wouldn't see perfection there
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#9
Wood Carver 3 years ago
I want all restaurants designed like a Japanese single person ramen bar
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Good lord, a bit of warning comes in handy! I'd have hated that. I don't like but at the same time don't mind making a phone call. A video call is a whole different matter.
Kate Jones 3 years ago
oh hell no! I would literally throw my phone/laptop just as a knee jerk reaction. The reason we're ordering online and not calling you directly is because we don't want to talk to you. If you require speaking to someone, just put your contact number. I don't want some sneaky video opening when I'm naked thank you.
Musk's unpredictability on Twitter has been all over the headlines. Minutes after the company's shareholders voted on Tuesday to approve his $44 billion buyout deal, the Tesla chief took to the platform to revamp his user profile.
As the battle over the $44 billion bid intensifies, Musk has become 'Naughtius Maximus' on Twitter. The world's richest man did not only change his username but also uploaded a new profile picture and bio.
#10
Chris Cristo 3 years ago
The cat is like, "WTF is this? Did you set me up with these whatever you call them?"
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
I took in a cat family once they had this pattern! I kept one kitten and momma cat but momma cat moved to a neighbors house, then I got a dog with the same pattern
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
Pic 2 is the ancient version of “cat walking on computer keyboard “😂
Pavlovs Cat 3 years ago
If you go to the natural history museum in Oxford, UK and look up on the ceiling as you walk upstairs, you will see a similar kitten paw print there too!
#13
Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
That face!!! Cows are such lovies! They're both the most adorable and squeezable pups and the cuddly moo-moos for a perfect picture... I need to be in this heap. Immediately!
InfectedVoiceBox 3 years ago
I get it's nice but I would very nervous with any of my dogs surrounded by animals that can spook easily and love to stampede without mercy, lovely pic though.
Craig Staley 3 years ago
Dogs only have sweat glands on the pads of their feet, and rarely sweat. So that's not it. Cows do nuzzle like this. They honestly might be doing it because they like the dog.
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The 51-year-old decided to revamp his Twitter profile after the vote came as his legal team is in court, battling to get the businessman out of the deal.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
My last cat Turkey was a stray, I named him Turkey because he adopted me just after Christmas - he barged in and ate all my leftover Turkey and wouldn’t leave even when I tried to chase him out. My autocorrect still capitalizes the T in Turkey because of him. Miss my Turkey boy, he was the best.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
I had a cat barge into my house the day before thanksgiving ! I named him Turkey 😂
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troufaki13 3 years ago
"What kind of dog do you have?" "Oh I have a Beagle, he has a pedigree" "What kind of cat do you have?" "Black" 😊
Detroit Citizen 3 years ago
My cat Atti (Ms Attitude) came from a small liter. Her father was feral. It was down to two. Someone backed out of taking Atti. Im glad they did. My cat can be rather mean and not very cat like. I dont think she would have lasted anywhere else. She was way too mean when she was young to have around kids. I have the scars to prove it. But she is the most loyal cat i have ever had. She is fierce in her protection of me and it makes me sick to my stomach thinking what another owner wouldve done to her due to her temperament. With cats, they choose their human, we dont chose them.
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
My cats names are " Alfredo " for the male and " Lurdes " for the female, but i think i never called them by their correct name lol, i end up calling them " banco " ( baby talk for white ) and " petinha " ( baby talk for little black ) and yes the male is white the female is black.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago (edited)
Our cat was named "Mule" (pronounced Moo-lai because we're German). No title, nothing. She was just as happy to eat the food and put up with us and the dog as she would have been being named Queen Whatever of Whateveristan. Also - a Golden Retriever named Champ will definitely jump into the dirtiest mud-puddle available because he doesn't give a damn about his pedigree, either. He'll also chase that cute little mutt when she's in heat, bark at the mailman and happily take a treat while burglars carry out the entertainment-center. Same as the cat. They're not that dissimilar - and neither are the owners. The amount of money some people pay for a cat is INSANE! (edit: same as for dogs, btw)
Nitka Tsar 3 years ago
Please don't be offended, this is not meant in a mean way. I'm just confused: By "we're German" you mean that you are US American with German ancestors, right? I'm asking because I am German. Living in Germany. I don't know anyone who would pronounce "Mule" like Moo-lai. It would be rather Moo-le (the le sounds like your letter "L" but backwards. Can't think of a good example)
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Cats can be the most lovely creatures ever. I hate the bad rap they get. Just like there are cats that are arseholes, there are dogs who are as well. My cat, who died at the age of 14 was amazing. Anytime someone was sick he'd go lie down with them, either on the bed or on the floor by the bed. When I had dengue fever in 2011, the first 5 days were awful, very high fever, weakness, and Johnny (my cat) just would stay either on the floor next to my head or laying by my feet on the bed. Every day during these worst days. Gosh, I miss him. 💕
Show thyself 3 years ago
My little ones do the same, every time I'm sick or - so I've been told - every time I have a seizure at home (while & after) they're cuddling up trying to comfort me. It's cute and nice, but they're a little overprotective and want to be as near as possible - so they cuddle up to my face and throat 😅 sometimes breathing can become be a little bit difficult...
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Coolwhip 3 years ago
Lol right, he whispered "scary b***h" in the dogs ear before he fell asleep.
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Justin 3 years ago
Most members of the species are decent people. Its just that the muck tends to rise to the top.
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Smutná_elfka 3 years ago
This plaque is under the statue of St John Nepomucene on Charles Bridge in Prague and legend says that if you pet the dog, you get to see Prague again.
Andy Frobig 3 years ago
Yeah, but there's a huge bronze Botero nude in NYC with the shiniest phallus in the world, too
Claus Knudsen 3 years ago
There's a statue in Denmark of a nude man with a nicely polished member.
Susan Henning 2 years ago
The Good Boy was always golden. His soul poured through the engraving to shine.
#17
Tired Disaster 3 years ago
I'm going to be honest, it took me a few seconds to realize something in that sentence was wrong-
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Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
A few people are definitely going to find themselves having to swerve partway through the anthem. "God save our gracious kwing"
Lou Cam 3 years ago (edited)
All the news readers have been making such errors all week. "Queen Charles", "Her Majesty the King" etc....one poor presenter guy said combination of both three times over and just gave up and said it will take some getting used to. I prefer the title bestowed by the Astralian dude who called the new king "Chezza" and got a fist pump from him. We should all just say Chezza now.
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
I mean i want to make a joke, but right now i'm just way to " dumb struck " to even think about One.....
But while the future of the platform remains hazy, Trevor's Facebook group isn't slowing down. And he puts plenty of effort into maintaining it as a pleasant place to visit.
"I am the only person managing the group," he said. "This is mainly because running a community on Facebook requires an intimate knowledge of its Community Standards system. Part of that is reading their descriptions on the company website. The other part, however, can only be learned through experience. In order for a group to survive, you have to know all the kinds of content that might jeopardize it."
#18
Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
He does look quite proud doesn’t he?
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Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
Looks so regal! His posture is unbelievable! And don't even get me started on that beautiful goddamned bowtie... I'm just barely holding it together... *eye's welling*
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tara 3 years ago
Aww that's so sweet. I hope they were understanding of him, it must be so confusing for an animal who can't understand things, to go blind :(
InfectedVoiceBox 3 years ago
Dogs will generally just get on with it, one of mine went blind before she died a while after and she was fine just the odd bump into the furniture and wall. I suspect this sweet little old man has lived a privileged life and just prefers to howl rather than work it out, which is perfectly acceptable at his time of life.
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Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
Best ever. Charleston Chew's mama raised him right! Hope it's calmed down Charleston and you're used to the layout now and genuinely enjoying naps in the warm sunlight.
#20
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
I'm now appropriating Rosie Maplemoth as my drag name..
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Deborah Harris 3 years ago
and now i can't unsee the fluffy butt cheeks lol
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April Caron 3 years ago
Yup! It’s a strawberry banana moth… aka a rosy maple moth.
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Your Favorite Buzz Boi 3 years ago
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, THROW A NET BALL!!!!
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#21
Maiju Niemistö 3 years ago
At 16 I was an exchange student in Iowa and someone I was visiting had a sign on toilet that said "No s**t!" I got confused, and just to be sure, I did not poop there. :D
Sandy Parker 3 years ago
Mine is "SAVE WATER, SHOWER TOGETHER" which my husband and I do at least 6 times a week if not 7
idrow1 3 years ago
Even for the kitchen this is gross. It's why my husband stopped eating my mom's gravy, he saw her lick the spatula and then stir it again. That was 15 years ago and he still won't eat it.
Ki Li 3 years ago
It's not gross. What your mom did is gross. Licking the bowl or spatula after making cake or whatever is fine since you're not going to reuse the leftover stuff.
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Jay Krissy 3 years ago
Ma'am, please contain your outburst or I will gold you in contempt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Load More Replies..."The other layer to this is that Facebook holds any action taken by an admin or moderator against the group itself," he continued. "So, if a moderator violates Facebook Community Standards, the platform doesn't just punish their account. It results in a strike against the group.
"Because I have been running large groups for several years now, I am able to navigate this system in a way that most people are not."
"Luckily, Facebook has started to provide group admins with automated features known as Admin Assist," Trevor added. "This allows us to set criteria to automatically prevent spam and conflict from occurring. It is not perfect, but it is extremely helpful. I would not be able to run the group on my own without it."
#22
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
The hawk's expression is like "Uh, excuse me?" (Or better yet, exqueeze me?) Lol
Someone Somewhere 3 years ago
That hawk is like I am experiencing the worst day of my life and you are filming me!!!
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GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Reminds me of a (very) old kids tv show in the UK called Mary, Mungo & Midge.
Ki Li 3 years ago
I just ran to google because I read this is Mary, Mungo, and Minge. Bit shocked at first lol.
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glowworm2 3 years ago (edited)
Thanks, I've never heard of this bird before but I love them!
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Tamra 3 years ago
I love nightjars...until they open their mouths. Those unusually large mouths have a bit of a creepy factor. But they are beautiful, too.
glowworm2 3 years ago
You know those weird a*s looking frog mouth and potoo birds? Nightjars are related to them. Hence the big mouths.
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Science has determined in recent years that birds are in fact tiny dragons
Apart from the moderation, the comedian also curates the vast majority of content on 'The Best and Worst Of Twitter 2,' making it half an online magazine of sorts.
"I try to schedule a new post to go up every 40 minutes or so, even on weekends and holidays. There are rarely any breaks. A group needs consistent, high-quality content to remain visible within the algorithm. When selecting Tweets, I will use a combination of my personal taste as well as the numbers attached to it."
#26
Lea Panthera 3 years ago
"I'm making myself look good in the headlines. Might as well diss Fido while I'm at it."
Helen Downey 3 years ago
Betcha said cat caused fire in order to look good. Cats are SMRT like that
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I think it was a dog instead. The quotation marks placement makes it look a tad sarcastic lol
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Well, to be fair - his job was to GUARD. Firefighting has been outsourced to the cat ;-)
#27
Helen Downey 3 years ago
Ah whist. Her Maj would love the joke in the circs. She grew up (ish) with Garfield
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Charles Whitaker 3 years ago
Perfect timing. How long have they been waiting, picture ready? This jokes day finally arrived. All Hail the King!
Autistic McWolferson the Third 3 years ago (edited)
Well in response to Kristy Van Pixie, the TRUE issue here is that people still openly think FONDLY of ANY monarchy ANYWHERE. The fact that people are so upset about this happening to a British Monarch when the British Monarchy has caused virtually nothing but suffering through 99.9% of it's history shows just how short-sighted our memory and general priorities are. Someone has to say it... so I'll say it. F the Queen. Go ahead. Call the cops. Maybe the BPanda Police will put me in Pandajail for speaking out against a monarch that lived her whole life in comfort thanks to all those taxes and wealth that was milked from overseas and her own people; btw anyone who downvotes any anti-queen post in this thread is not only abusing the downvote system here, but are also supporting centuries upon centuries of oppression. Feel bad for anyone of Indian decent (who I'm sure remember the TRUE RELEVANT history of the British monarchy) who posts in here because it's a guaranteed set of downvotes and downvotes = ban in BPanda but I had to be the freedom fighter and say it.
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Allison B 3 years ago
What kind of dog is that? I've never seen one with such a long nose before! 😱
DC 3 years ago
When I first saw an Afghan ... the dog breed known as "Afghane" in german, how're these called elsewhere? ... anyway, some kind of streamlined-running-hound ... I was truly impressed about how loooooooooong their snouts are. I mean ... really long. In comparison, horses look like they've been being compressed.
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Daaaaaaaaaaa 3 years ago
Anyone else just Google, 'pregnant squirrel' to see more pictures of pregnant squirrels?
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
I've seen a lot of pregnant squirrels and none of them looked like that. Might be something else going on. Hopefully I'm wrong and somebody correct me.
AxleMunshine001 3 years ago (edited)
She's probably thinking:"If I catch that good for nutin' nutfu**er!"
Deborah Harris 3 years ago (edited)
im so offended, stop laughing at this mamma lol its adorable :P
Load More Replies... "I will particularly focus on the number of retweets, as this can usually translate to shares on the Facebook platform," Trevor explained. "This is the highest level of engagement a user can grant content, which means that if they are sharing something, they are also more likely to react and comment. All of this engagement results in the kinds of posts that go viral and help a group grow."
He noticed that most of the group's members are from the U.S., but there are tens of thousands that belong to countries from all around the world, including the Philippines, the U.K., South Africa, and Bangladesh.
"I'm proud that the content I curate is enjoyed by so many people. Even though the group name includes 'Best' and 'Worst,' I notice people generally respond more to content from the 'Best' category. They want to laugh and feel good while they scroll, and I'm happy to provide that," Trevor said.
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TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
He his só cute, however here's a warning for cat owners, do not out colars on them with those little bells i'v seen a few veterinarians warning about that, cats ears are more " powerfull " than a dog's ears, só having those little bells becomes stressfull for them not to mention that they also have Predator instincts, and they are stealth hunters and that Bell ruins that stealth instinct they have, fell free to check with your vetrinarians if you want to.
Not Your Business 3 years ago
Ahhh, that ear/stressful thing is pretty much complete nonsense. Besides which the bit about being stealth hunters is the point of having the bell. Cats do tremendous damage to wildlife which is why having a bell is at least some help. Mind you the best help of all is to permanently keep your cat inside. It also has the added advantage of prolonging their life expectancy by 10% and the bell no longer being needed.
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TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago (edited)
Veterinarian here. Honestly, meh🤷♀️ Truly isn't any more distracting to them than all of the everyday sounds they have to deal with. If your cat doesn't like it, they will let you know. Cats are kinda cool like that. Also, with a black cat, a collar might be beneficial as they are like ghosts when the lights are out. If you have a cat that needs to hunt to survive, by all means, take the collar off, but most cats have us humans trained to feed them, making hunting for food unnecessary. If they are out hunting for sport, it may be helpful to keep a collar on to warn the birds & squirrels that catzilla is on the loose. Most of this is common sense/ make the best choice for your personal situation.
Helen Downey 3 years ago
My cat (one of them) hated collar. He would go under fences to snag them and pull them off
Desert Rose 3 years ago
My housemate's cat silenced her bell very quickly. The bell got squashed somehow. Mittens 1 / Bell on collar 0
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Psycho Cat 3 years ago
In Serbian, "bro" is brate or tebra, and I also mocked a few people who said tebraaaa way to often and guess who says tebraaaa at least 30 times a day.
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago (edited)
Yea.... I'm a 44 year old 1.85m tall, that weighs 120kg, shaved head full beard man that systematicly uses the word " mano " which literally translates to " bro " or " brother ". Só yes i feel your pain. ( Hironicaly when Im talking English i'm a " dude " guy.... )
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tara 3 years ago
I used to eat shortening as a kid. I also remember hiding behind the couch and trying to eat my moms butterscotch scented taper candles.
TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
Well.... My sister use to like to eat dirt ( no i'm no kidding ) web She was very very young ( 3 or 4 years old ) later She upgraded to green olives ( which granted are amazing ) but ended up giving up on them after the day She got sick of eating to many, i meanwille was mor conventional lol, i eated sugar with a table spoon.....
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
I recently discovered that my cat steals and eats butter. Beware new cat owners 😂
Helen Davies 3 years ago
Butter butter butter butter butter butter butter. Don't judge. Butter.
Pam Akers 3 years ago
When cooking or eating never be shy with the butter. 😁
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nancy simms 2 years ago
My small son was accused of smashing chocolate cake in a neighbors screen "Naaa,I didn't, ,wasn't cake ", slipped out on interrogation.....
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Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
They can climb I saw one one on the top of an abandoned building the only way he could have got up there was climbing the trees next to the building (which is how it got down).
Iva Kazalova 3 years ago
They are surprisingly ninja, i’ve seen them scale my fence multiple times
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Lea Panthera 3 years ago
It looks like a group project: one friend's doing all the lifting while the others are just standing there.
RedBadgerCan'tSwim 3 years ago
I think my favorite part is that he took his shoes off to make it easier on his friend.
hi myself, bi weirdo🇺🇦️ 3 years ago
Bruh the guard with the smile is my new sleep paralysis demon.
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Freddy M. (He/Him) 3 years ago
I have a cat who, for some reason, will insist on having her front paws crossed when she's laying down sometimes. She looks like she's in a business meeting, especially since she's a tuxedo cat
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Xottel 3 years ago
Yes. Imagine your boss giving you unpaid homework. "work? In my free time? Big nope. I'm gonna play spot-the-puddle with my dog til the sun goes down. See you on Monday, sucker!"
Dayton Moore-Monge 3 years ago
Don’t know what spot the puddle is but yes 👍
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I'm gonna disagree here. Homeworks allow to see if, when trying independently, the subject is understood. But it shouldn't be too much homeworks but some is necessary.
Shayda 3 years ago
Yeah, I respect your opinion but I had too many countless nights crying over my math homework because it was hard to understand and my notes taken in class didn't always help. Homework should be an easy refresher not a challenge. So yeah I agree with you there.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 3 years ago
I never give homework. I don't believe in it. If, as a teacher, you can't get your curriculum done in class, change stuff. Of course, in some cases that may be harder (I have 20+ years experience and set my own curriculum as long as the students reach the correct finish level, but still. If the students work in class, they have no work to do at home.
The Mom 3 years ago
Yes. When my middle child was in 2nd grade his teacher was always giving homework. Fed up with it I sent her a note saying that I don't bring my work home and he will no longer be doing school work at home. She didn't like it but he continued making good grades.
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Black Pearl 3 years ago
Whoever this is, I love you. Please tell this to my school because when I say we get a ridiculous amount of homework I mean it. I'll get 14 page assignments due the next day just from my government class.
Ben Cor 3 years ago
I guess there's a lot of people in school in this thread. Doing your homework lets you practice the content of the course. If I didn't have homework when doing my IT courses, I wouldn't have been able to pass my exams at the end of the year. I'm giving courses to adults in the IT domain, and I give them exercises to do after the course. It let's them practice stuff. It's important I think.
BoredPip 3 years ago
It depends on the homework- some homework is helpful, necessary even, but then there's just pointless busywork, which doesn't benefit anyone.
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How many schools are 7-8 hours per day? Where I live, school is about 6 hours, and that includes breaks, so it's really just 5 hours of work. Sure, a long day for little kids, but not much work for older kids.
Aubrey Theo 3 years ago (edited)
As someone in an American highschool I get ready and go to and from school for about 8 hours, then have 1-2 hours of homework and sometimes have to study for even more. This leaves me with around 9-12 hours of work on average and i usually get around 6 hours of sleep
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Monica Michelle 3 years ago
Btw my kid goes to Montessori high school ( academy of thought and industry) two classes taught a day after class the teacher and students do homework together. My baby is so psyched about CHEMISTRY!!!
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InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
..... do they mean the fans of their shows, or Netflix specifically? Because the latter would be like... being a fan of your gas provider. Sure, I like that it exists, but it's not like I have an emotional attachment to the service itself...
Rhonda Price 3 years ago
They mean that DiCaprio doesn't date anyone over 25.
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Freddy M. (He/Him) 3 years ago
I can't really tell how big he is, could you maybe add a banana, for scale?
John Blauvelt 3 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you ; )
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Orange Is Aging 3 years ago
“Oh hey” IM DEAD HELPPP JUST TAKE MY UPVOTE 💀😭😭
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Giles McArdell 3 years ago
"what you doing all the way out here, you should be at home" - says the cat.
Marek Čtrnáct 3 years ago
Sometimes, I meet my cats outside and I have a feeling that they don't want people to know we're acquainted.
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Jane March 3 years ago
I had the biggest crush on him in 1997 when I was 10 years old. Unfortunately I'm much too old for him now...
Rodney Brown 3 years ago
What do you mean, moving into? Dude’s been creepy for a good minute.
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thepinkrobot 3 years ago
First of all, I didn't even know he was still alive *devon sawa* second of all, hilarious.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 3 years ago
Neither did I til I saw him in Chucky last year!
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago (edited)
Wait, I don't get it 😅 Edit: just got it and it's brutal and absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Jack in Titanic is played by Leonardo Dicaprio who famously prefers younger women and tends to keep his girlfriends under 25 years old despite being in his mid 40s himself.
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Mama Penguin 3 years ago (edited)
But he would've dumped her in the ocean instead and taken that door for himself.
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SCP-3998 3 years ago
Yes, it's cute, but it's a literal genetic defect, so PLEASE dont anyone purposely breed these. Please for the love of all the gods
Sven Bokhorst 3 years ago
Most modern breeds have become four-legged genetic defects through endless inbreeding. There's nothing cute about suffering.
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wist_the_goblin (they/he) 3 years ago
as cute as he is, pls don't breed him. dwarfism can be very detrimental to an animal's health
Local foodie 3 years ago
Shelter doggos deserve all the love in the world ❤️
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Ada Hunter 3 years ago
ok i have this picture like a million times on my phone but i can’t help but save it….
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago
Ah. Yeah, see - that is the problem. It is a totally adorable dog but "wanting one" because of the cuteness is the reason for so many disfigured dog-breeds. Huge eyes and no-nose of pugs and Co - same reason. The suffering is real, and while I totally agree that this is cute, I would not specifically look for something like it, or pay extra for it (meanwhile encouraging ruthless people to breed for this size and cause more suffering) or breed it on purpose myself. There's soooo many unique, adorable, cute dogs out in the world who need a new home. There's probably the perfect one for you out there, too. Give them a chance :-)
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Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
They are? I'm a native english speaker and had no idea they were different?
Buren 3 years ago
I am no native English speaker but I can tell you that it's quite okay to butt dial your family members but you don't booty call them
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Glen Ellyn 3 years ago
A couple of days ago I took a "pocket video" while grocery shopping. Let me tell you, the video was gripping! 🤭 Actually, I accidently turned on the video camera when I put my phone in my pocket. I didn't realize what I'd done until I got to the checkout and took out my phone to pay. 🤦🏻♀️🙄
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Buren 3 years ago
It seems like cats love fresh, crisp, water or toilet water. Nothing in between
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Mine get fresh bowl water twice a day plus one of those little fountain water things and they still aren’t pleased. They line up at the toilet and stare at me while I’m doing my morning thing , they want to have their own morning hydration ritual. It makes me uncomfortable Ngl.
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Cecilie Hammershøy 3 years ago
My dogs love fresh shower water. They always go out in the shower cabin when we're done showering and drinking the water there's left.
January Tempis 3 years ago
I have water bowls and fountains all f**k over my house. I am a joyful servant to my littles.
Dorothy Stovall 3 years ago
My cats drink slightly soapy hot bath water - while I'm in it. And I mean drink for like five minutes. It's not like they don't have fresh cool water in their bowl.
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Sebastián Alvarez 3 years ago
As Paulie from Soprano’s show said: Cats are snake with fur, lol.
Isabelle Drinkwater 3 years ago
They are witches and this is a disguise for who they really are and what they are really doing… (pagan myself so I would know)
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
The ritual is almost complete. They just need a 6 foot lader and some catnip.
whatscookin 3 years ago
My cat would've killed that snake ngl... he just loves hunting a little too much even though he's a very gentle cat most of the time.
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tara 3 years ago
I don't know how handsome he was before the pills, but they sure seem to be working!
Shelley DuVal 3 years ago
My dog too, apparently allergic to everything in the air, which is vet speak for they don't know exactly what, but it floats around in the air.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
My cat begging while I cut up garlic and onions and chili peppers and other things they definitely can’t have
TheElderNom 3 years ago
This! Though one cat eats a lot of weird stuff, paprika, ruccola, potato peels etc. So the other cat seems to believe I'm giving him good treats while giving her trash.
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Mary Ballard-Johansson 3 years ago
I always show them what I am cooking so they can decide for themselves if they want the raw onion or not.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
He got Good Handsome Boy Energy 🥰 I’m gonna kiss him and he’s gonna hate it
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He can read, it’s just that the sign obviously refers to another cat. :p
Honu 3 years ago
Clearly. That cat is nowhere near as magnificent. Obviously it was intended for an inferior cat.
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TheAquarius1978 3 years ago
And even if he could.... We all know he wouldn't give a flying f..... About it.
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PunkRock*Bottom* 3 years ago
Can someone explain to my slow brained a*s why it’s not “Celebrate ‘HER’” ? Like…it’s right there..
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Right? Hershey's is like: object pronouns, what object pronouns? If I could, I'd upvote your comment twice.
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Andi 3 years ago
never mind the campaign - its Hershey's ... vile tasting, waxy slab of blatch!!
Graham Chapman 3 years ago
It'll never beat UK Chocolate- Hershey's taste like sick......!
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Corporate America: Contributing to the murder of the English language one ad campaign at a time.
Vietnamispretty 3 years ago
There are some where HE is blue. I used these a million years ago baby announcement/gender reveal without burning down a forest.
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ravn 3 years ago
Absolutely! I shoulda been a welder, but I'm a data analyst.
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Why aren't we teaching trades in high school? I could've learned electrical wiring instead of taking religion classes that benefit no one.
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
erm... nah. I don't have much control over my limbs, and I'd rather not die.
thepinkrobot 3 years ago
we are in desperate need of tradesmen - for when we have to rebuild society
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whatscookin 3 years ago
Ugh, reminded me of my cat. She's a little devil who always tries to chase the broom while I was sleeping, or trying to tear open plastic filled with cat poop while I was trying to tie it up... other than that, she's definitely an angel.
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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago (edited)
I'm loving Catherine Zeta-Jones and Luis Guzman being cast as Morticia and Gomez Addams in the new, "Wednesday" series!
Damon 3 years ago
then you’ll love Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas IRL
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Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks practically invented that vibe, lol! Married for 41 years when she died in 2005, I've never seen a picture of the two of them where they weren't grinning like goofy schoolkids. Magical. anne-bancr...2c16bc.jpg 
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
My cat loves it when I make the bed. Sometimes I make it twice a day just because of how happy he gets 🙂
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Megan Watson 3 years ago
Those aren't the Le Creuset ones, although they are gorgeous - those are from Staub and are on Amazon.
Kirsten Kerkhof 3 years ago
Thank you, I needed to save up and now my resolve is properly shot. *sigh*
Eastendbird 3 years ago
I looked it up. It just means a casserole dish. Unless you go to urban dictionary...
Bethany Heller 3 years ago
This is probably just a casserole dish. What we usually call a Dutch oven (at least in my area) is a big cast iron pot and lid. They're for cooking while camping.
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Kate 3 years ago
Mine likes pulling himself around the yard on his belly. We call it boot camp.
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Giles McArdell 3 years ago
It would very likely ferment and become a bit alcoholic, probably taste foul. You'd have to distil it to get moonshine.
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XenoMurph 3 years ago
Well, we will just wait until 1970 comes around again and we will all have 2 homes. Thanks for the tip.
Dan Herrell 3 years ago
It can be done now. The place where I work are desperate for electricians. They pay $40 an hour.
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Just Another Girl 3 years ago
The point is to encourage your CHILDREN to go into the trades….instead of focusing on a four year degree. It’s too late for some of us, but you can teach the next generation. Trades are dying off because we were pushed so hard into getting accounting degrees. Now the tradesmen(and women) are paid REALLY well because they are in such high demand. Boo to all the downvotes and whiners in the comments. This point is more than valid…yes in today’s world …not just 1970.
Ines Olabarria-Smith 3 years ago
And also not everyone is college material.
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SCP-3998 3 years ago
For those calling this person a boomer, look into what tradesmen make in your area before bïtching, you will find that this actually does track. Tradesmen of all kinds(electricians, plumbers, carpenters, etc) have a few things most jobs dont; job security, usually benefits(as their jobs are often hazardous), and excellent pay. So yes, this post is right.
Dan Herrell 3 years ago
I'm 43 years old. I'm an electrician and E&I tech for a paper company. 2 year degree in electrical engineering. I made $117k last year and on pace to make more this year. The trades have treated me well and have opened up a lot of opportunities. I encourage more people to try that career path over being saddled with student debt for a low paying job.
iseefractals 3 years ago
The point here is that being an electrician, welder, contractor, carpenter, mason, plumber, working in sanitation, factory worker or any of the other 7 million + SKILLED labor jobs that h1ave been unfilled for decades can give all the people in unskilled jobs the quality of life and wages they've been so loudly demanding. Most skilled labor jobs pay you while you train, start at $21+/hr and have a wage cap of $100,000+ My best friend from high school who02 barely graduated, got at water + power company at 23 in 2004, making $10/hr, after responding to an "entry level" ad in the paper, by the time he was 27 he was making $120,000/yr working 48/hrs 4 days on 4 days off, with full benefits and owned his own home after using his experience and training at W+P to get a job at akzo nobel. There are other options between college and unskilled drone.
ravn 3 years ago
See my previous...it's awful that (in the USA at least) we seem to put down the trades and favor university degrees.
ravn 3 years ago
On the other hand, it would be nice if our education system could produce a well-rounded critical thinker after 12 years...
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tw 72 3 years ago
With my cat, I could do it ONCE - and then I would have to call the paramedics
Load More Replies... TheAquarius1978 3 years ago (edited)
Lmao that is frikking terrifying. But not as terrifying as NOT owning any lets, going to bed at 10:30pm, Turn off the lights and sudently 2 Bright green " lights " show up any the feet of your bed. Lmao ( my 2nd floor neigbour had a black car, very friendly and She would just enter everyones house, my 3rd floor neigbour a 68 year old Lady lived Alone and forgot her front door Open for a few minutes ) i heard her screams ( i live in the ground floor ) we though the woman was in danger but instead She had just gotten an imidiate encounter with " miss panther "
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Arwen 3 years ago
I moved in with my BF after 4 months. Still going strong over five years later. A cute gift at seven months is… just a cute gift.
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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
If you're thinking of spending that much money, you need to re-evaluate why your priorities. Do you want to, get married? Or do you want to, be married? Because getting married, is just one day. Being married, is every day after that.
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Right? If you have the money, of course, do whatever you want, but don't start married life in debt because of a party, for heaven's sake. Throw something small and have a fabulous honeymoon somewhere instead!
FabulousMari 3 years ago
I always wonder, do people know they can just throw an expensive party at any point if it's that important? As long as there's cake, I'll show up to just about anything. I don't care who you're in a relationship with, I just like to party!
Kady LaHaie 3 years ago
I made everything for my wedding and I MADE $4000 on it. I spent under 1000 total (for a 250 person wedding) and the cards were over $5k.
the next chapter 3 years ago
Do you want to be married or do you want a flashy wedding? Both are damn near impossible
The Cute Cat 3 years ago
My wedding cost around 500 USD.. While normally people in my place spend up to 10K USD.. Happily choose to be debt free on our first journey.. That is the best option we both ever choose..
Kriss Ambers 3 years ago
If I get married, I'd prefer a cheaper wedding and a more elaborate honeymoon.
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago (edited)
Not only that, but we can barely support ourselves, let alone another human being for 18 years! Give me at least the financial resources to do that and I'll promise to at least think about it. Edit: stupid auto-correct
SCP-3998 3 years ago
I'm almost 40 and have fücking roomates. 60 years ago or less, most people had almost payed off their mortgage by my age and were getting ready to retire in the next 10 years. Why in the world would I wanna bring a child into this world when we're busy destroying the earth and economy? Wheres the incentive for me to absolutely destroy my body for someone elses profit?
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
I’m 30 and can barely afford me - not having kids in this economy
Black Pearl 3 years ago
That's why when I'm an adult I'm not giving birth to children. If I even do have kids (still on the ropes about that one), I'll be adopting.
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
Just as if not more expensive than having biological children. Just a tip.
Load More Replies... Seedy Vine 3 years ago (edited)
I guess we can either have a bunch of human beings, or a planet, and we need to start picking just one.
devotedtodreams 3 years ago
Eh, I never wanted to have children anyway. But the argument of the Earth becoming inhabitable is a sound argument besides the financial aspect. (And me, I just love being free.)
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
Kids aren't for everyone. Glad you know what you want instead of regretting it later.
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FabulousMari 3 years ago
Spoiler alert: I gave up long before 19. Can't fail if you don't try!
Vanessa Panerosa 3 years ago
She wrote an even better novel that was published 3 years earlier when she was 16! **cries**
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Isabelle Drinkwater 3 years ago
We are all an embarrassment!!! (A group of pandas is an embarrassment)
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
How lovely! Vultures are called a committee, crows a murder. When I see a group of vultures my mind immediately goes to politicians.
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august is mentally unstable 3 years ago
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tara 3 years ago
Mine is named Ruckus, and he comes in my cat door and tries to take the cat dish with him when he leaves. Pretty sure he's been coming for 4 seasons so far!
Wren Hard 3 years ago
When you say 4 seasons, do you just mean 1 year, or do they only come seasonally?
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Totally happy Panda 3 years ago
Awww.. same.. I want one too.. but them it would be lonely. I think I want atleast one family of raccoon
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago
Nowhere in the rhyme does it say he's an egg. Lewis Carroll came up with that bit.
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SCP-3998 3 years ago
Lost both my cats within a month of each other and now my partner has been diagnosed with serious health issues. My brain doesnt need the fücking help right now
Black Pearl 3 years ago
I'm so sorry you're going through all that. If I could hug you, I would.
Load More Replies... 3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Me, with my new toolbox of coping skills: come at me bro 💪 I’m ready for a good snooze
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
*waiting for me to stop using my phone and try to sleep (at least in my case it's way more accurate lol)
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Ha, I'm 30 and I feel like I need a copy of his list I don't know more than half of them
Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
I’m much older and don’t need one which I think is worse, especially since I don’t know anyone who uses these words. Time to put the phone down I think.
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
They're like a biblically accurate angel. "Be not afraid, doo waaaa."
oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
at summer camp I helped start a cult based around my friend's long furby named Long John
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FabulousMari 3 years ago
I hate those carb-free diets. I would like an exclusive carb filled diet please.
DC 3 years ago
Seriously - Cola is a major part of my diet. 3 Liters a day is standard (about a gallon, for those who count in ancient units), and as Cola is full of sugar, it helps me staying above 62 kg, which is the tipping point below which I fell miserable all the time and don't get stuff done due to being underweight. Fat, stuff having a lot of it - the more liquid, the worse, the more solid, the better - is a bit of an issue due to having my gallbladder removed ... so, just letting some energy flow into the system is crucial to bot being effed up all the time ... at least, if I'm messed up, I wanna earn it by doing something actually worth it, not just by not eating enough. That's boring.
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Autistic apricot 3 years ago
When I’m older I want to adopt but I’m so mentally unstable ( I think) that it would be unsafe. It is sad tho
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Bob Bobbs 3 years ago
I hate texting. Takes hours when a phone call would do the same in 3 min. Having to stop what I'm doing to check and answer is so much more stressful for me. My stupid ADHD brain hates and it sucks. Sorry.
Abnus 3 years ago
I understand your reasoning and respect your opinion, but I like texting more because if someone told me something on a call, I might forget it later in the day. Another reason I like texting more is that I if I forget something, I can just bring up the text and «poof» there is the information I need, and I can ask for more information in a short amount of time if needed.
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Alright,, so I loathe talking on the phone as much as anyone but seriously,, sometimes it's too long for a text
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Minath 3 years ago
We could have an entire article made up with only tweets about Leonardo Dicaprio's dating choices.
indiecognition 3 years ago
Yeah, but at this point the joke is getting old too
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Ines Olabarria-Smith 3 years ago
Used to do this to my poodle. Perfect to see if there was something in between the paws.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Recently went camping and forgot the tinder. Guess who had 300 Walmart receipts just laying around waiting to save the day 💅
SoozeeQ 3 years ago
For a moment I forgot that tinder has a meaning other than a social media app!
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Upstaged75 3 years ago
I think someone's been looking through my car windows! You never know when I might need those bottles....
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tara 3 years ago
I think they already did that with 'Clamato' juice. Clams and Tomato juice...together again.
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
You’d be surprised how many people love Clamato (edit I should mention I’m Canadian, it’s big up here, idk about the rest of the world)
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Rob Chapman 3 years ago
Now now...Coca Cola Starlight tasted like outer space. And outer space tastes like cotton candy.
FabulousMari 3 years ago
Funny enough, astrophysicists say the color of space is "cosmic mocha" which sounds interesting and tasty.
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Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
Ok, this one was kinda funny. But can it please be the last one?
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Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
Same here. Because where's my spouse? Never existed, thats where.
Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago (edited)
Yes this one! When will these girls learn IT’S YOUR MAN’S FAULT, NOT HERS! I promise she doesn’t know you exist or believes your his “crazy ex”
tw 72 3 years ago
Or "We're getting a divorce" - "We're only together for the kids" - "She doesn't understand me like you do" and on and on and on
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Neither have I, even if I secretly wanted to once or twice in my life lol
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DuchessDegu 3 years ago
I LOVE that scene, the guard wasn't supposed to laugh, and Michael Palin just went with it. Brilliant movie!
Lea Panthera 3 years ago
"No cream, but like five spoons of sugar. Got it, Hexicus?" "Y-yes, Boss." "Good.You better get my coffee right. You know the consequences, don't you?"
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FabulousMari 3 years ago
Don't be foolish. Of course we know it's not a documentary. It doesn't have Sir David Attenborough in it.
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Jill Rhodry 3 years ago
A whole new generation can 'eewww' at Charles seggsy speak about feminine hygiene products🤣🤣😂🤣
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
The lady in I Care A Lot also carries around a bottle of milk, because she has to put her tooth in it, and Homelander from the Boys is obsessed with milk due to his mommy issues. I wonder what part of our zeitgeist has decided villains drink milk. Are we like, 'they're milk drinkers', as in childish? As in, they failed to develop emotional maturity? Is the sensuality and 'neediness' of milk disgusting when put into the context of a villain? Or am I looking too far into it?
TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲 3 years ago
An artistic dichotomy between good (milk is considered "wholesome") and evil
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potato 3 years ago
i want a podcast that’s its two people they scoop off the streets, one likes, for example, flowers the other HATES flowers. one person states all the reasons they like or dislike flowers, the other states all their reasons then at the end, they put them in a room and let them argue which ones “right”.
FabulousMari 3 years ago
I think that was Deus & Mero and also what let to the end of said podcast.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
I’ve been threatening my childhood friends to teach their children their tricks lmoo
tw 72 3 years ago
And pay be cash to NOT tell their kids about the stuff they did.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 3 years ago
My best friend from college is now a doctor. I could never take her seriously as a medical professional knowing some of the things we did back then. :)
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Nene Miu Miu 3 years ago
Omgoodnesss that is turrible can't stop laughing
Load More Replies... BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
Wow Louie needs a sit down with his parents. No one should speak to their mother like that.
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3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago (edited)
I laughed too, i’m female but I usually look like the silhouette on the left.
PurpleDoople 3 years ago
I’m male and constantly look like the one on the right
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LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
Yes, but because he called it "Scrubs" instead of "No Scrubs" like a tool.
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Maybe he had to endure 3 years of being quarantined with you, and he just needs some time for himself lol
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
I don't think he is packing those clothes. And this would be post trip. The airline tags are on the suitcase. So he is super "happy" to have you home and is "celebrating" with your clothes.
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Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
I will sit on the floor if all my dogs are comfortable on the couch
Laugh or not 3 years ago
I will twist around my cat if she is on the couch or bed.
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago (edited)
Edit: thought it was cute at 1st cos I read them v quickly and it's almost 6 am and I still haven't slept, so my brain is tired and I didn't notice the passive-aggressive aura to the whole message
Nancy Edwards 3 years ago
Yes, I feel you. It's 3am And I missed that entirely
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Like I get what he's trying to say but the passive-agressiveness of the second message really got me
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LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
Homie, if someone is trying to force you, remind them "no means no", then run away.
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RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I think the real annoying people are those that judge people as "annoying" simply for their music taste. I know plenty of fans of both these artists that are far from annoying.
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Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
So I had to Google this and omg what she went through sounds terrifying, dehumanizing and just all around horrifying. Parents, if you’re putting your kids into acting, PROTECT THEM!!!!
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
Or even better, DON'T put your kids into acting. It's like throwing them to the wolves.
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BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
He leaves a tiny titanic replica in their bathroom sink and leaves with the door.
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kirara2516 3 years ago
Well, according to their confusing book, he's only ruled for 6,000 years, yet the Earth is 4.5 billion years. 6k =/= forever.
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
So? Nothing wrong with that. Why do you all hate Christianity so much? I don't see you going after Islam or Kabbalah or Scientology. If you have legit questions about Christianity I would be happy to help. Unfortunately on BP ya'll will probably just downvote me into being banned again. You have a right to choose your religion or lack thereof. But bashing others is unacceptable.
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thatonelesbiangorwl 3 years ago
me but when my screen time runs out right whne im in the middle of RAGING MY A*S OFF
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SCP-3998 3 years ago
I hope this person lives alone and will have to deal with this mess themselves. Cause this is büllshit
Smutná_elfka 3 years ago
I think they dropped it on accident and then realized it's an opportunity for funny photo. Or I hope?
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BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
Hopefully they know better than to create the onion volcano. Someone please buy this person a griddle! And some stovetop cleaner!
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LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
"And the best part is the hotel was rigged for demolition! They'll never find him! Well... not enough of him..."
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Beck 3 years ago
So once, when I had a bad snotty head cold, my husband made tgis awful frozen orange chicken bullcrap. I love orange chicken. But this stuff was pathetic. It stunk up the whole house but I took a bite and I threw up. It was snotty. I ended up throwing the actual pan away just to get rid of the smell and the rest of the days I was sick I felt like I had orange chicken snot. Awful.
thepinkrobot 3 years ago
Beck, you're so wholesome, but I don't think that's what they meant by edible
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Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
For anyone who dosen't know: https://studentaid.gov/understand-aid/types/grants/pell
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
For those who, like me, didn't know, https://studentaid.gov/understand-aid/types/grants/pell says, among other things, "...Federal Pell Grants usually are awarded only to *undergraduate students who display exceptional financial need* and have not earned a bachelor's, graduate, or professional degree...". So lucky!
Anne Reid 3 years ago (edited)
I got Pell grants in college. Because my mother died when I was four (bonus points b/c she worked prior to getting married in 1968), and my Pop was older when I was born, so he was a senior citizen when I started college. Also, he was a veteran and disabled due to a work accident. My older brother didn’t qualify, so I’m guessing the fact that I’m a woman factored in. Basically, you have to have a whole lot of terrible things happen to be “lucky” enough to get one.
Deeelite 3 years ago
I got one because my mom didn't graduate high school beyond the 10th grade and NO ONE in my family ever went to college. Also, I was a 25 yr old woman living alone with my 4 yr old son who is half hispanic so he countes as a minority.
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Persephone hates Pomegranate 3 years ago
https://studentaid.gov/understand-aid/types/grants/pell
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Seedy Vine 3 years ago (edited)
In college I had a dance teacher that kept hollering "Suck in your stomach!" to me. So after crash dieting for six months I just finally dropped his class. Much later, I found out that I didn't have a fat belly after all. I just had a back injury that was preventing my ab muscles from working correctly. Would've loved to find this out without being fat-shamed lol.
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
I am so sorry you had to go through that. Hope your back is better! Glad they found the injury before you got hurt more.
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JelliTate 3 years ago
Translation: Princess Diana would have been resplendent wearing this to the Queen’s funeral.
Wren Hard 3 years ago
She (Princess Dianna) would have ate (slang for doing a good job) wearing this to the fune (funeral, queen elizabeths Im guessing)
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Poultry Geist 3 years ago
Hahaha I never thought about the irony of that song in that movie with him ! I think that’s considered irony ! Right ? Lots of smart people here someone knows !
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LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
There's a difference between "Berry" and "Bailey" , you stupid merchant bankers.
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BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
Does... does this have to do with... fluids and blacklight? If so, EW!
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Are people really that interested in Leonardo di Caprio's dating habits?
Seán Hannan 3 years ago
Interested? No. Willing to laugh at a well-crafted burn? Absolutely!
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Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
I find it very depressing and unkind, and also extremely poor taste, to share things that pit two dead - and beloved by many - women against each other, when one isn't yet buried, and of course neither can defend themselves from accusations of bad behaviour. Because they're gone. 😥 The Queen respected and honoured Diana. Diana also respected and honoured the Queen. Stop the gossip about two special ladies. It says more about those gossiping than it does about the subjects of the gossip, and it isn't positive. Shameful. 🥺
Valdemar 3 years ago
You'll figure it out someday when you're all grown up.
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Are people really that interested in Leonardo di Caprio's dating habits?
Seán Hannan 3 years ago
Interested? No. Willing to laugh at a well-crafted burn? Absolutely!
Load More Replies... Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
I find it very depressing and unkind, and also extremely poor taste, to share things that pit two dead - and beloved by many - women against each other, when one isn't yet buried, and of course neither can defend themselves from accusations of bad behaviour. Because they're gone. 😥 The Queen respected and honoured Diana. Diana also respected and honoured the Queen. Stop the gossip about two special ladies. It says more about those gossiping than it does about the subjects of the gossip, and it isn't positive. Shameful. 🥺
Valdemar 3 years ago
You'll figure it out someday when you're all grown up.
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