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Word spacing and kerning might seem like small details, heck, most of the time you probably don't even pay attention to them, but they play an important role in creating easy-to-read texts. Because if you mess these things up, believe me, the meaning of the message can change dramatically.

To show you that even grammatically correct phrases might not reach their readers, Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the funniest typography fails ever. We're talking landlords reaching agreements with ten ants, bull tit anuses, and much more exciting stuff. So continue scrolling and enjoy.

#1

I'm Glad Kids Are Learning An Excitement For Animals At Such A Young Age

I'm Glad Kids Are Learning An Excitement For Animals At Such A Young Age

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Hand lettering artist, graphic designer, and pun enthusiast Joshua Harris — aka The A Board Dude — told Bored Panda that proper spacing and kerning can be the difference between "click here" and "dick here" so it's pretty important. "This is of course a rare (and hilarious) instance of kerning gone wrong, but in day-to-day use, it's as critical as good vocabulary," Harris said.

"If you want to create optically and aesthetically pleasing logos or posters designs, each character and ligature needs to be balanced harmoniously," he explained. "Each font is pre-programmed with its own kerning which is based on the old-school method of wooden letterset printing presses with each letter sitting on its own individual block. Essentially, each digitized character has an invisible block surrounding it — that's where the issues start."

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    Good News!

    Good News!

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    According to Harris, the tricky letters to pay attention to are A, K, V, W, Y, and F, L, T. "When paired or combined with other letters you have to ensure the negative (white) space is approximately uniform between each letter. A good rule of thumb is to imagine the gaps being filled with water — you want each 'pocket' to have the same amount to create a balanced word," he said, adding another guideline to follow when looking at lowercases, "Two straight letters (lowercase L and I, for example) need the most space; straight and round letter combinations need a bit less, and two round letters need even less than that."

    "Another useful trick if there's still something off with your word — flip it upside down and review the spacing again." 

    Harris acknowledged that kerning your words and phrases can quickly become a tedious and laborious job, so it's important to have fun with it. Otherwise the whole process might become a bit of a drag. "With hand lettering, you can be looser with your designs but when it comes to professional logos and products it's wise to have these skills in your toolkit."

    #3

    Nice

    Nice

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    #4

    God Is Nowhere

    God Is Nowhere

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    #5

    When You Eat Too Much Curry For Lunch...

    When You Eat Too Much Curry For Lunch...

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know what this is meant to say.

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    #6

    The Pupper Level Sounds Way More Fun To Be Honest.

    The Pupper Level Sounds Way More Fun To Be Honest.

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole garage full of parked pups? Show me the way. I’ll bring treats and pats for all the good doggos.

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    #7

    A Trophy

    A Trophy

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    I need to see the rapist

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    #8

    Brilliant Deliberate Keming

    Brilliant Deliberate Keming

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mhm that was pretty f*****g deliberate

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    #9

    My Hat Has An Awkward Space In It That Makes People Question If I Hate Figs Lol

    My Hat Has An Awkward Space In It That Makes People Question If I Hate Figs Lol

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    #10

    Howto Piss Off Your Designer

    Howto Piss Off Your Designer

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon Review: ★★★★★ (5 stars) Stacey: "It 100% works!"

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    #11

    The D Could Have Gone On Either Side.

    The D Could Have Gone On Either Side.

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    Wripolsi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like petrol or diesel, or hand sanitizer?

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    #12

    Bull Titan U.S.

    Bull Titan U.S.

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bull Titan Us. I think this spacing was intentional

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    #13

    Hit There

    Hit There

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the one time you probably shouldn't follow instructions.

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    #14

    Really Smart Keming For A Local Hospital

    Really Smart Keming For A Local Hospital

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    #16

    Good Luck On Anals!

    Good Luck On Anals!

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    #17

    How Did They Get A Cow Into That Vending Machine!

    How Did They Get A Cow Into That Vending Machine!

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    #18

    You Had Meat. "Hello"

    You Had Meat. "Hello"

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cmon, u had meat. why did u have to give it up.

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    #20

    W I Semen Still Seek Him

    W I Semen Still Seek Him

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    Kinga Złotkowska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does all church graphic designers trained their skills in one awkward school?

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    #21

    You Want Me To Do What?

    You Want Me To Do What?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clippy! This is a family website. Put the mouse in the house! (To paraphrase Gunther.)

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    #22

    Inside The Booklet That Came With My Polaroid Sunglasses

    Inside The Booklet That Came With My Polaroid Sunglasses

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    #23

    Bum Gel

    Bum Gel

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    #24

    The Final Countdown.

    The Final Countdown.

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    Kinga Złotkowska
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the famous Europe hit will never sound the same anymore :/

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    #25

    T U E S D A Y S

    T U E S D A Y S

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind T u e s d a y s, what's with all the horse funeral options?

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    #26

    Today, I'ts Doudy

    Today, I'ts Doudy

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    #27

    [intentionally Bad] My Friend Is A Creative Director And Bought These For To Give To His Team When They Earn It

    [intentionally Bad] My Friend Is A Creative Director And Bought These For To Give To His Team When They Earn It

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    #29

    I Just Stumbled Upon This Subreddit Which Is Crazy Because I Discovered And Showed All My Friends This Yesterday.

    I Just Stumbled Upon This Subreddit Which Is Crazy Because I Discovered And Showed All My Friends This Yesterday.

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    #30

    Not Sure If I'd Want To Consume It That Way

    Not Sure If I'd Want To Consume It That Way

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    #31

    This Clock Includes A The Rmometer

    This Clock Includes A The Rmometer

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    #32

    Gmng

    Gmng

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we start a replies thread of what gmng could stand for

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    #34

    Fox News Not Thinking Things Through

    Fox News Not Thinking Things Through

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Fox News. The slogan works for them.

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    #35

    Progressive Thinks Highly Of Their Agents

    Progressive Thinks Highly Of Their Agents

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be a bad company if they only have a few d***s. ( BP replaced ick with *** ...)

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    #37

    Saw This On My English Homework

    Saw This On My English Homework

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    FurryManiac
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click=d**k seems to be a common one

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    #38

    Nearly Had A Hemorrhage Trying To Read This

    Nearly Had A Hemorrhage Trying To Read This

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    #39

    Vicious Incest 2015

    Vicious Incest 2015

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    #40

    Dagram Not Accuately Davn

    Dagram Not Accuately Davn

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    #41

    Attack Of The Killer "Tomados"

    Attack Of The Killer "Tomados"

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    #42

    My Favourite Sports Brand, Cidickis

    My Favourite Sports Brand, Cidickis

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    #43

    Skip Ass

    Skip Ass

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    #44

    Interesting Kind Of Flag

    Interesting Kind Of Flag

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    #45

    Clothing Store Called Scamm

    Clothing Store Called Scamm

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    #46

    Hope They Kept The Receipt...

    Hope They Kept The Receipt...

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used by all the pedo’s when running from the cops.

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    #47

    Absolutely Noink In This Area

    Absolutely Noink In This Area

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    #48

    The Apps On My Daughter's New Toy Phone

    The Apps On My Daughter's New Toy Phone

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    #49

    Ay Nonstop! These Signs Are All Over Burbank Airport

    Ay Nonstop! These Signs Are All Over Burbank Airport

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    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the entire three hour flight: “ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay” at the top of my lungs

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    #50

    Room Key Card From A Luxury Hotel In Israel...

    Room Key Card From A Luxury Hotel In Israel...

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    #51

    Artis Anal Cheese

    Artis Anal Cheese

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    #52

    I'm Sorry Next Button

    I'm Sorry Next Button

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    Cange Tth Efuckout Ofmyhous E

    Cange Tth Efuckout Ofmyhous E

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    #54

    Don’t Even Think About It

    Don’t Even Think About It

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    #55

    These Condoms Will Help Me Get... Doser?

    These Condoms Will Help Me Get... Doser?

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doser from the Matrix? Shouldn't he give some consent first? :P

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    #56

    “Kkk” Boxing

    “Kkk” Boxing

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    #57

    Urb An Outfitters

    Urb An Outfitters

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    #58

    Depre What

    Depre What

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    itz kimora
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me trying to get to the 2-page requirement on my assessments be like

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    #59

    Walmart Doesn't Seem To Be Too Far Away...

    Walmart Doesn't Seem To Be Too Far Away...

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    #60

    Nutin But... Hiv?

    Nutin But... Hiv?

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    #61

    This Guy.

    This Guy.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something. K (like thousand) and erning (like earning). What is wrong with it?

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    #62

    Silently Jud Ging U

    Silently Jud Ging U

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    #63

    Don’t Forget To Get Dicked.

    Don’t Forget To Get Dicked.

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just 'drop your keys'. We'll do the rest

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    #64

    The Horrific Microwave In My Dorm

    The Horrific Microwave In My Dorm

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they did something with the clock screen. Best result you could get there. Stop b itching.

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