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People Are Sharing Bad Stock Photos Of Their Jobs That Are So Far From Reality, It’s Hilarious (35 New Pics)
Whether we're talking about the dark side of stock photography or images you won’t be able to unsee, the Internet seems obsessed with these tasteless crimes against photography. Such lousy pictures really stand out from the crowd—over-exaggerated emotions, questionable settings, poor editing—the list goes on. Bad stock photos have that rare quality of capturing our attention, and examples of workers failing at their jobs are a source of pure comedy gold.
People all across the internet are laughing at images of librarians poking at computer screens, astronomers in lab coats looking at the sky, or marketing managers taking meetings fully dressed at the beach. Via a viral Twitter hashtag, #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob, users share absurd interpretations of their professions.
Since you can never get enough of such posts, Bored Panda has collected a variety of strange and funny pictures from this hashtag. Scroll down, upvote your favorites and make sure to check out Part 1 of this post!
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Rainyrose 4 years ago
I actually got 14 upvotes for writing " lol " ?? Lol
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A B C 4 years ago
What the f*ck is happening there, lol? I'm wondering what the patient has on screen. Is he rock-climbing? Washing the bathroom tiles? Having fun with his partner?
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Probably the latter, and the nurse is so embarrassed she's faking an interest in the wheelchair
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Milo Maruz 4 years ago
Well, it is a psychiatric ward, so that's imaginary Billy right there (in the wheelchair), and he's not well today.
Elizabeth Truss 4 years ago
Winston finally sent him over the edge and info the asylum.
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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 4 years ago
Talking to the wheelchair that it might be time for euthanasia while the patient is distracted
When it comes to photographers' perception of what people actually do at their jobs, it seems that scientists, teachers, programmers and doctors are the most wronged professionals. Just take a look at how they are depicted in this list: coding in a dark room or using a stethoscope on a tree while wearing a lab coat. And the captions people add for the photos make it even more hilarious.
To tell you a little bit more about it, a stock photo is a generic image that is often used for creative purposes and is usually taken without a specific purpose in mind. And it shows. Looking at some of the stock photos, you can't help but wonder, why are those people so happy pointing at a computer screen or why is that man with an eye-patch playing the abacus like a musical instrument. Pretty specific, right? Well, there is no product without demand.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I admit some days are a blur, but.... not from speeding with a gurney.
ZAPanda 4 years ago
"GET ME 50CCs OF PENTATHOL STAT!" - every american medical movie / tv show
RandomHumanBean 4 years ago
"GET ME 50000000000CCS OF IVERMECTIN STAT!" - antivaxxers wth covid
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Stock images are a great way to get high-quality photos for a variety of purposes. You can buy a license for a specific image and use it across many different channels. Most people and brands do this in order to save some money on hiring professionals to create original content. In short, stock bank users get the photos they need and photographers earn some easy money in return.
Usually, a person who is browsing through a stock photography site already has an idea of what they are looking for. The thing is, people uploading the images need to anticipate the demand before the search actually happens. It seems that this year, the most popular trends are vintage lifestyle photos, cultural diversity, authentic living, and even modern aging.
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El muerto 4 years ago (edited)
looks like a mechanic, "is good for another 500km. but keep an eye on the oil"
DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
Stock photo for "what all male teenagers think life as a gyno is like"
Tami 4 years ago
A lady friend of my mom's, who often lamented over her lack of a sex life, once draped fake cobwebs with a little plastic spider over her crotch before the doc came in. She said the guy just about fell off his exam stool laughing.
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JewelLapoole 4 years ago
Yeah, you need 'em so you don't get spaced out! /j
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
It reminds me of big bang theory's Raj presenting that PowerPoint including the photo of him as a kid discovering the moon
However, not all photographers follow what's in right now. As we have discussed, some stock pictures have a pretty bad reputation for being corny and fake. Know Your Meme even has a page for stock photo clichés. The first curation of awkward stock images started with the blog called Awkward Stock Photos in 2010. You probably remember the widely known images of women laughing alone with a salad or business people doing yoga. Pictures like these were just so absurd, they quickly went viral.
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DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago (edited)
Stock photo for when "You've left the graduation ceremony, after spending 5 years on a PhD, to go look for a reason to live"
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Also watch out for the creepy guy with a camera on the next aisle. He is stalking you.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
It was thoughtful of the university to provide a guide to jobs in the fast food industry
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Olive 4 years ago
On a pirate ship. You may recognize them from such films as "Pirates of the Caribbean" or "Goonies"
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Amy Watson 4 years ago
Reminds me of the old Monty Python sketch of pirates on the Accountancy
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
The first and last time I saw an abacus in use was in a Soviet era Russian department store. Poor Yuri - once the fastest cashier at GUM, now reduced to performance art
Natalie Cavendish 4 years ago
Today in live action Sesame Street The Count's lesser known cousin of the Black Pearl
People actually don't dislike stock photos so much as they don't take them seriously. The common appreciation of these pictures is usually based on irony, especially among millennials. It may seem like common sense, but you should not use them for your website or any other channels since "bad stock images aren't friendly and inviting."
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Rowlie 4 years ago
I used to work in customer service and finger poking the exact location was often necessary
Deja Katz 4 years ago
Agree. In this age of technology, computer-screen poking can be an integral part to any number of jobs. We just need to zhuzh it up a bit, like with little poking stick perhaps?
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TheNewJenBrady 4 years ago
My mom once signed her name for an online document on the actual computer screen with an actual ink pen. 5 years later, my parents still use the same PC and the signature is still visible. This has nothing really to do with the post, but it's a funny story that someone should know about
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I have worked reception booking appointments and cannot tell you how many times customers were trying to poke my screen and say " i can see an available appointment here put me!!" Do not touch that m**********r it's a touch screen!!!!!
Sue User 4 years ago
Did this to a colleague once. Unbeknownst to me he was using his own computer , with touch. Oops.
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Jessica Moore 4 years ago
I am a librarian and this is very accurate. Many that use library computers don’t have a ton of experience so we are always walking them through. The pandemic made this really hard with social distancing. We tried laser pointers and long antenna like pointers.
Robert Thompson 4 years ago
I wish my High School Librarians knew that 40 years ago. Life would have been different for me.
DREW JONES 4 years ago
Mine is a touch screen and I know a librarian who is free to poke all she wants.
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DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
This is some sort of advert for a kinky medical fetish...or something. Lol
Cactus McCoy 4 years ago
Well....I know a LOT of people I#d like to hammer-smash right in the flap. Maybe Doc is living the dream?
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Laura MG 4 years ago
This reminds me of the group Improv Everywhere which organizes "Black Tie Beach" events (check them out on You Tube)
Portraying professionals completely inaccurately and sometimes even inappropriately can seem absolutely pointless. Yet, some people make a living out of it. The Independent spoke to two people who have been involved in stock image photography, Jim Murtagh from New York and Andi Dean from North Carolina.
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DC 4 years ago
... I'm fine with that...! I'm NOT fine with mindlessly handing it out to everyone and their Grandma, neither fine with restricting people who feel better with it due to pain being among the worst demotivators of them all - like a depression, but easier to get rid of - but, it seems, it either is "ThE bAd OpIoIdEs, No!" or "ThRoW'eM iN lIkE sMaRtIeS111" ... and the useful inbetween often are the ones paying the price, while the stupid abuse and bribery-prescribery ruin the name of the chemical as well as therapeutical options for those in need - politicians don't know how to make access different, they only know "hard" or "easy" and therefore, make silly and dumb law regarding narcotics, and not these alone, but pretty much everything.
Steve Fischer 4 years ago
Yet our government keeps this from being given to people in pain. They'd rather you took over the counter drugs that wreck your liver and kidneys
Misty Pendergrast 4 years ago
Hooray for oxycodone! It's helped me immensely the last week, after getting a chunk cut out of the bottom of one of my toes.
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Kelli Lindsay Boone 4 years ago (edited)
Who played the serial killer Ted Bundy, interestingly enough
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Timothy Skoglund 4 years ago
If they have been accepted to law school they develop *attitude*.
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Robert T 4 years ago (edited)
This guy is obviously a bit of a "player", though he also seems to have some square piece substrings. :D
Dre Mosley 4 years ago
So you can write the code and have the code review in realtime if others are in the room.
third molar 4 years ago
No programer will ever love to project their code while coding. Very vulnerable!!
Jim did stock photos a few years back when he was involved in the comedy scene and thought this would be good for publicity. "I’m not sure exactly how many photos were taken but the whole shoot lasted about an hour and I was paid absolutely no money to do it," he said. "At first, I just had to stand near a window and smile to get some generic ‘nice boy’ shots but then they had me sit at a computer and make several different expressions to go with different headlines they would use me for."
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Πολλοί θα το διαβάσουν λίγοι θα το καταλάβουν! Έπρεπε να πεις rabbit goes to drink water 😅😅😅😅
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Marek Yanchurak 4 years ago
Yeah, this one particularly tickled me. I literally guffawed.
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Scott Fleckenstein 4 years ago
If not they'll be missing both eyes. Either way the parents will know something important.
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MikeMaxis 4 years ago
Tweezers are called Forceps int he professional world.
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Paula Marowsky 4 years ago
Wait! Doas DNA look different?? (Sarcastic tone)
Load More Replies... Katy McMouse 4 years ago
Bottom right's not even tweezers. They're the cheap nail scissors that came with the tweezers/nail clipper combo from the Dollar Store. And they thought they could just slip this in without notice ...
ZAPanda 4 years ago
well that's because they are splicing the gene sequence so they first cut out a section duh.
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Paula Marowsky 4 years ago
Beacuse this is not a tree of course. It is Groot geting checked! Duh
Zena Marsh 4 years ago
"Good news, you'll live for maybe another two hundred years. Bad news, you've got some bugs on you....."
Callie Dryer 4 years ago
Here, we see Steve has been inhaling pesticides again. Steve…that’s not how we check the sap, Steve….
Even though the photographers were nice, they did not provide any of the clothes or props. "I agreed that the images could be used for any article – I do not have any veto power on what they use it for," he continued. Over the years, his face has been featured on pieces about any man or alt-right troll screaming at women but it’s so over the top that it makes him laugh.
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Charles Bosse 4 years ago
I mean, you won't sound good, but breaking your hand?
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Jesse Taylor 4 years ago
I had an old Russian piano teacher who would hit me whenever I hit the wrong note. One day she was in a nasty mood and hit me hard. (I told my neglectful mother who said I was lying.) I told her to never to hit me again or she would regret it. When she inevitably did, I punched her as hard as I could and left. I was 10 years old.
Zeke Zehkinlt 4 years ago
Top right looks like it belongs in an Anti-Sexual Harrassment presentation.
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Hermione 4 years ago
I think they mean facing outwards. It would usually have the screen facing his body.
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grey galah 4 years ago
ahhh buildings are sculptures meant to be touched like the person who thought up this pose
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ƒιѕн 4 years ago
Sometimes it helps to put the other ends into your ears.... this is not one of those times tho.
Ellie Rosser 4 years ago
Well it’s working it’s way from the cow nose, to the ferret head, to the dog shoulder, so they’ll get to a chest eventually.......!
Kate Hammond 4 years ago
Look at the dogs eyes 👀 Even he's thinking "WTF Dave, get your s**t together and get this thing off my shoulder!"
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"If you detect plastic or metal you're almost certainly dealing with a toy"
Haleigh McGill 4 years ago
The stethoscope isn't even in the vet's ears so like what exactly is he even checking...lmao
The most annoying part is that people who recognize him, constantly send him links to these articles: "I just wanna say: ‘Yeah, it was four years ago, leave me alone. We don’t talk anymore’. And my family is confused; I explained to my aunts and uncles that it is satire so the articles are fake but they still barely get it. They always tell me I should get a lawyer. They don’t understand why I’d do it willingly."
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Felice Coles 4 years ago
"... and then I go clackety-clack on the manual typewriter with no paper. Librarians love me."
Thomas E S Thomas 4 years ago
Egad! I can feel that book hurting from here. I guess she's crossing out all the truths and rewriting history for her Party.
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Zedrapazia 4 years ago
Not gonna lie, her back will hurt like hell after sitting for more than 10 minutes like that.
Eb 4 years ago
By the end of para 1 she's going to have a nice bruise on the inside of her right knee.
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago (edited)
Although she was a best-selling erotic novelist, Audrey's first love would always be the cello
Naomi Pollock 4 years ago
I could not stop laughing now because I am a writer and if I looked like that while writing, my daughter would have me locked up as certifiably insane! Priceless!
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Cecily Holland 4 years ago
Yet another dodgy Wacom Bamboo Tablet conks out a month after purchase. That’s what he’s sad about
Pena Perkele 4 years ago
If hair can be put up on a bun, then it can be put up on a bun. Or will you ask all women why they have woman buns?
Load More Replies...It was quite different for Andi. She was quite an active stock model and was able to earn some money from the shoots. "Each shoot lasted about four to five hours and around 2000-3000 photos were taken. About 400-500 of those made the final cut. But since I’ve done a few, there are still probably over 2500 pictures of me out there for people to download," she said.
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
If you actually held a soldering iron like that, you'd be screaming whilst the skin burned and fell from your fingers.
Peter Kelly 4 years ago
I see these and wonder if there are so many people have never seen a soldering iron in use. You don't have to use one yourself, but simply not live your entire life with your head in a hole! I've never removed an appendix, or replaced a heart valve, but I think I could hold a scalpel properly!!
Robert T 4 years ago
Bottom right looks more like an insulated screwdriver than a soldering iron.
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
And that hard drive... once opened outside of a clean room, it would be toast!
Callie Dryer 4 years ago
One of these things, just doesn’t belong here. One of these things isn’t quite the same….🤣🤣🤣
"At the beginning of each shoot, I’d sign a waiver stating I’d give up all rights to the photos," she explained. "I can see how this would bother some people, but for whatever reason, it doesn’t bother me. The photos I take are completely wholesome, with many bright colors and cute props. I don’t see how they could be used in an inappropriate way."
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GaeFrog 4 years ago
What? It's simple! You just tap the hoof three times and a forest elf will bring you a gallon of milk!
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Zedrapazia 4 years ago
Of course, the cows heart is in its head. Why would anyone ever think it could be in the chest? Ridiculous!
8Yorkies-and-63cats 4 years ago (edited)
"Breathe!" "Mooo" *takes off stethoscope very concerned* "According to my veterinary scientific expertise, this animal is a cow. "
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A B C 4 years ago (edited)
"If only we add a little blood, that little critter will come back to life for sure!"
Paula Marowsky 4 years ago
Muahahaha!! Next we only need it been hit by a thunder! Bwahahaha
Load More Replies... Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
Just keep her indoors for a few days, make sure she has plenty of liquids and she'll be fine
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El muerto 4 years ago (edited)
is technic of medical divination...the pills have much hidden knowledge...the doctor thus understand the will of the spirits of medicin...modern science is awesome
Lisette McCown 4 years ago
They're like runes. Each pill has the stamped letters/numbers. You just have to know how to interpret them, and it's not always just by reading! For example, an Adderall breaking when dropped on the floor means that the patient is selling their medication to friends
Load More Replies... 8Yorkies-and-63cats 4 years ago
I think they are spread over a glass surface and we are- for some reason- under the glass looking at him from below.
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Sam Chilton 4 years ago
Also used by techs when installing white/clean panels without getting them dirty. I prefer non disposable for environmental reasons.
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Otter 4 years ago
It takes a diamond scientist to tell a real diamond from a $5 piece of glass!
Ristina Nielsen 4 years ago
And if s/he really is an expert, s/he can do it wearing scratched foggy lab goggles!
Load More Replies... ZAPanda 4 years ago
Yeah well given that it is the largest diamond known to humanity, at about 3x the size of the cullinan, which is merely valued at about 500mn GBP, this diamond, worth probably 1,5 bn gbp, definitely was photographed by a random stock photo photographer who totally got permission and did not get surrounded by a platoon of SAS guys.
Kate Hammond 4 years ago
YOU MUST BE SO CATEFUL!! That diamond will jump out of your hand and attack your eyeballs, thank Gawd she has on her safety glasses!!!
third molar 4 years ago
Photo to be used to showcase stones found in cafeteria while serving !!
Brian bell 4 years ago
Let alone the fact that it looks like she has at least one super long arm.
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Katherine Heasley 4 years ago
"Female clergy with perms" is a pretty niche market, when one thinks about it.
Tommy Olsen 4 years ago
Does this photo display how the clergy refill themselves with hot air?
Julia Atkinson 4 years ago
"Banish the demons of frizziness with the Pifco 666, as used by 7 out of 10 ladies of the cloth"
Demetrius Cherry 4 years ago
Ah yes. The priestess from the Church of the Drying Follicle. I heard her sermon on conditioning was so good she had to rinse and repeat.
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A B C 4 years ago
My computer has Paint3D, but it came without the paintbrush. Should that have been included, can I sue Microsoft for it?
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Callie Dryer 4 years ago
Cintiq’s are dead now, just use an old paintbrush and acrylics and there you go. You definitely won’t ruin your pc
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Izzy Curer 4 years ago (edited)
This reminds me of that zillow commercial where the woman is having a conference with all the different versions of herself. She tries to ask 'Stressed Me' what she thinks, and Stressed Me just smiles and slowly breaks a lap top in half. I know I'm getting old because I laughed.
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Annamagelic 4 years ago
This is clearly a microbiologist. We frequently look at our slides by squinting at a tiny toy microscope.
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A B C 4 years ago (edited)
I read "space-time" for a second and wondered how that's supposed to work out :D
Load More Replies... Eric Mac Fadden 4 years ago
At some factories they're using AR with Google Glass or something like that to check data. An AGCO (Massey Ferguson) factory here in Brazil uses all the time
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Callie Dryer 4 years ago
We all feel attacked. If I’m jumping it’s an artistic meltdown hopefully followed by creative genius and not depression
Charles Bosse 4 years ago
She's in the air because she just sprinted back to the canvas after breaking up some three year olds biting each other again. Seems right to me.
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Ola Pe 4 years ago
It’s because she doesn’t have a third hand to remove the cap with😀
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Wow. If you midx Blue Gatorade with Yellow Gatorade.... You get Gatorade.
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Anapv 4 years ago
I also like that she's using an 80" long paper sheet in that old typewriter while there are A4 paper sheets flying through the air
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Locked In The Cellar 4 years ago
I was surprised to learn that cats actually have bone in their ears...
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Felice Coles 4 years ago
"Good thing I have some funny symbols on a chalkboard to distract them!"
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
'A book that appears to be an entirely different subject than what you're supposedly teaching.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Yeah... Math teachers looooove reading Gérald Tenenbaum's "l'affinité des traces"... We all know that..
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Cecily Holland 4 years ago
I had to laugh when my cousin told me about a client that was shocked he flew the charter in a hoodie and board shorts. Where’s your outfit. lol
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RedstonewolfX 4 years ago (edited)
The bottom right photo has such a perfect line going through it that it took (*me) a solid 10-15 seconds to process that it was a single picture
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RedstonewolfX 4 years ago (edited)
The solution to all cases: give one side a good * s m a c k * and tada, no more opposing side = no more dispute :D [disclaimer: This message is not legal advice. Do not solve legal disputes by causing skull fractures. :P]
Vasana Phong 4 years ago
I think in mind set, they use certain items associated with that field to give you an idea
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Felice Coles 4 years ago
The day before the final exam and students want extra credit and they don't understand what they did wrong on their last test and they found their old homework from ten days ago and...and...and...
Paula Marowsky 4 years ago
Holly cow! I thougt it was a teacher-parents meeting. Sorry. My bad
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Scagsy 4 years ago
Am I the only one who is a little bit scared by the way this man is looking at me?
A B C 4 years ago
Eh, if he is as clueless as both he and his surroundings look/s, you'll be fine.
Load More Replies... Evie Grove 4 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks the bunny is freaked out and knows how many animals die from animal testing.
Evie Grove 4 years ago
I know how many animals die from animal testing not the bunny.
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Pena Perkele 4 years ago
Some people just don't take a no for an answer, reporters can be very annoying with things like this. Once a reporter wanted a picture of me so that my tent and the campfire were in the frame, but those things were very far away from each other, and oh, I was all alone in the woods, which was kinda the point of the whole interview. Also, a simple "no" should be enough no matter what the situation is. No means no. "that's not how this works" also means no. "I don't feel like it" = no. "I don't want to" = no. There's many more ways to decline things. We have to start taking it more seriously instead of demanding that people should say "no" more strongly.
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Scagsy 4 years ago
Please do not mock this person. Pictureheaditis is a very real and serious condition where a subject's head slowly turns into a framed picture. Galleries are the only real sanctuary for the afflicted where they can feel some sense of 'normality'. Before you say anything like 'You've been framed' spare a thought for the plight of the afflicted. Thank-you.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Work gloves. LOL. Work gloves. (Raised on farm. Also, I never cut hay with a chainsaw in my life, so.... Yeah. No. )
Libby Tailor 4 years ago
Neither I, but some acquaintance use to cut silage bales with chainsaw.
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Brian bell 4 years ago
Actually that was a gopro shot mounted on the front of a high speed train.
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
Keep doing those genetic experiments. I am sure the fourth limb will grow anytime now.
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YoyoSthlm 4 years ago
Sorry but what is wrong with picture 2 and 3? In the first one that thing is obviously a bike stand (there's another bike there) and in the third one: if you need to go down stairs with your bike why would you take your helmet off? Or am I'm not getting this??
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RedstonewolfX 4 years ago
You have to borrow the headset from the stock photo; they'll be in the scene
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Peter Kelly 4 years ago
That's not biotechnology, that's the wicked witch manufacturing 'Snow White' apples...
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I used to do this in the army. Put laxatives in fresh oranges with a syringe to see my least liked colleague having to rush to the latrines every 5 minutes. We were bored (and I never ater at the officer's mess)
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Šimon Špaček 4 years ago
Sometimes I wish we would have gloves on help desk. You wouldn't believe how osome computers look when we get them back
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A B C 4 years ago
Maybe she's far-sighted, so she doesn't need the glasses when drawing?
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Chich 4 years ago
Apparantly as a firefighter I am ripped!! And can work fires with-my-jacket-OPEN! Who knew?
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
You also need a baby animal I believe, in order to fight the fire more efficiently
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
Being able to hear and speak to you can only be done holding the headset, and we all have a big, s**t-eating grin while listening to you rage and curse. 360_F_1710...21ba5d.jpg 
Seabeast 4 years ago (edited)
I went looking for stock photos of my former occupation (drafting) and was surprised to find that apparently I was supposed to be drawing on blueprints. Not vellum or mylar originals, not with CAD on a computer, not diazo prints, but actual *blueprints*, which passed out of common use about 10 years before I even started work in the 70s. I've never even seen one up close.
Johnnie 4 years ago
They were still used in construction in the 90's. If you were a real drafter you would know this, and that you draft on vellum. Blueprints are copies.
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Lady Fos-Boss 4 years ago
Apparently, as a cellist, I c afford a silk dress, and very expensive looking make up, but not a cello bigger than a 1/8 size.
Kristen Bellefeuille 4 years ago
Apparently as a Paralegal I am super happy to be in the file room holding a huge file. With a super tight bun. (No for many reasons, A- if I am in the physical files someone Fed up and I have to fix it. B- we do not look that put together ever.)
Chich 4 years ago
Apparantly as a firefighter I am ripped!! And can work fires with-my-jacket-OPEN! Who knew?
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
You also need a baby animal I believe, in order to fight the fire more efficiently
Load More Replies... MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
Being able to hear and speak to you can only be done holding the headset, and we all have a big, s**t-eating grin while listening to you rage and curse. 360_F_1710...21ba5d.jpg
Seabeast 4 years ago (edited)
I went looking for stock photos of my former occupation (drafting) and was surprised to find that apparently I was supposed to be drawing on blueprints. Not vellum or mylar originals, not with CAD on a computer, not diazo prints, but actual *blueprints*, which passed out of common use about 10 years before I even started work in the 70s. I've never even seen one up close.
Johnnie 4 years ago
They were still used in construction in the 90's. If you were a real drafter you would know this, and that you draft on vellum. Blueprints are copies.
Load More Replies... Lady Fos-Boss 4 years ago
Apparently, as a cellist, I c afford a silk dress, and very expensive looking make up, but not a cello bigger than a 1/8 size.
Kristen Bellefeuille 4 years ago
Apparently as a Paralegal I am super happy to be in the file room holding a huge file. With a super tight bun. (No for many reasons, A- if I am in the physical files someone Fed up and I have to fix it. B- we do not look that put together ever.)
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