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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

#1

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

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    #2

    He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

    He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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    #3

    Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth

    Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth

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    Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

    "As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

    Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

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    #4

    Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

    Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids are going to have quite a story to tell when they get home.

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    #5

    This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

    This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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    Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

    "Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

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    #6

    Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

    Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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    #7

    Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

    Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature's acupuncturist. Look how relaxed he looks :D

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    And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

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    "It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

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    These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

    #8

    Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket

    Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket

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    #9

    Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

    Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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    #10

    Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

    Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to do it on purpose once again :)

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    #11

    My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

    My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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    #12

    Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago

    Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago

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    #13

    Oh No

    Oh No

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    Chris Hardtke
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually a minor plot in an episode of Scrubs.

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    #14

    I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

    I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

    Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he was okay afterwards. Poor little guy

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    #15

    Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

    Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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    #16

    Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

    Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

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    #17

    The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

    The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shoulda been the name it came with

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    #18

    When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You

    When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You

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    #19

    My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

    My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

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    #20

    So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

    So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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    #21

    Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

    Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

    Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise it would be hard to tell it's a problem

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    #22

    When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

    When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

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    #23

    Poor Megan

    Poor Megan

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    #24

    Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

    Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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    #25

    Siberian Summer

    Siberian Summer

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    #26

    I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

    I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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    #27

    I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

    I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

    I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty cool your apartment has a room for bathing dogs

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    #28

    In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

    In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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    #29

    A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

    A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone up there really didn't want them to grill

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    #30

    Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

    Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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    #31

    A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

    A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have easily been visible without a crash.

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    #32

    So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

    So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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    #33

    A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

    A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor engine. He did nothing wrong. RIP

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as she didn't pull the engine neck up to a complete stop, can be cleaned, it's an endless job probably unworthy for the car but not necessarily a write off.

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    Tahani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like peanut butter...

    JP
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure it wasn't guacamole?

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy hell. She's going to be a legend around that auto shop for being the most brain dead customer of all time.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday, their grandchildren will still be talking about it.

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    Shireen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to know how much it costs to get that fixed... OMG!

    Gabriel Sbárbaro
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should not be alowed to drive a vehicle...

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately see ice cream.

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you should ask questions or read the instructions if you don't know something.

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Although it's possible that the oil-pressure light had come on in her instrument cluster, and she interpreted it to be washer fluid, looked for the cap with the matching graphic and filled her up! That's not an excuse, but it makes a better story than outright stupidity.

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    Carol Emory
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've been the blonde that was looking for the 710 k**b..."OIL"

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gives women everywhere a bad name. Take away her vehicle and give her a bus pass.

    Uchman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, she only gives herself a bad name

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    JessG
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who mistakes blue water for OIL?!?!

    Char Char
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she mistook where the blue water goes, not what it is.

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    Chyppa Homer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ? Certainly looks lubricated :D

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How f'n stupid can you be? Welp, we women just lost a few points...

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost put diesel in my tank the other day. Close call!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O. M. G. Anyone there qualified to give it last rites?

    Fernando Tamayo Hurtado
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the engine got clean with that, right? Right?

    G13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me cringe so bad

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at? How does that good form?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The churning of the oil within the crankcase created an emulsion between the oil and the water. It's just like how mayonnaise is an emulsion. Except the lack of lubrication has probably destroyed the bearing surfaces in the engine.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t, that would be an expensive mistake to fix.

    Paulette Kingery
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    6 years ago

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one mucked up engine.

    Thomas Ewing
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it didn't void the warranty!

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like two kinds of poo you get from eating Taco Bell

    Amy Gannon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gives women a bad name. Damn

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That engine is gone, dead and gone.

    Mark Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So can anyone explain how wiper fluid becomes forbidden ice cream?

    Mark Adams
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone care to explain how wiper fluid becomes forbidden ice cream?

    Tim Huvane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the engine ever do to you huh?

    jevais
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband did the same thing. Unfortunately he never listen to me, told him let me do it, but I'm just a woman. In college I took 1 year of car mechanics and still thinks he knows best!

    Jamie Bamford
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure you need classes to properly add wiper fluid without destroying the drivability of your car.

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    Norma Williamson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than putting diesel in a petrol engine, I did once..

    Ruth King
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. People should read more...

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid to ask, did she put oil in the windshield washer receptacle?

    Barbara Vandewalle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a co worker who put trans mission fluid in the window washer tank

    Shellia Ventura
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, now that's what you call stupid!

    M O'Connell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Disgustang only had Raccoon poop and mold, this is much more terminal.

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    Jason Doakes
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let me get this straight, she managed to churn windshieldwasher-butter with her engine? There's fat in windshield washer?

    Manish Lakhani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many years did it take to see the window of car? :D

    Stephen Mansfield
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridley Scott wants her to work on his next Alien instalment

    Geri Stevens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece drove for days with the oil light on. After the car broke down on the highway and had to be towed to the wrecking yard I asked her why she didn't pay attention to the warning light and she said she should have heard "a voice " telling her it was time to top up--so it wasn't her fault. Say what?

    Lou Herout
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if insurance covers that

    Sue Sanders
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alien invasion in the engine!! Warning, warning!!

    Jennifer Brown
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell kind of moron was she??? Should not have a driver license

    Judy Nguyen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like guacamole to me. I don’t know anything about cars.

    Daniele Giuffrida
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you got some pistache ice cream in there 👌

    Yvonne Torburn-Clark
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you get water in your oil. But a whole 1 1/2 gallons of windsheild washer! That's Real Bad.

    Michka Shoitan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the kind of s**t that makes people think women are dumb ugh.

    Louise Stange-Wahl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes my stomach turn just looking at it--and I didn't even see how much it cost to fix it...if it would be!

    LSR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely one of the STUPID ones...

    rick hctep (Rick45)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing what a length of rope with a noose on the end would not cure.

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    #34

    Life Must Be Hard For Him

    Life Must Be Hard For Him

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    sakora
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you give them to the court for giving false information? ;)

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    #35

    Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

    Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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    #36

    The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

    The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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    #37

    My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

    My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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    Ale_Vidal23
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

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    #38

    I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

    I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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    #39

    My Roof Caved In Last Night

    My Roof Caved In Last Night

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

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    #40

    Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

    Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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    Shawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then you should have a shirt on

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    #41

    ATM Shut Down With My Card In It

    ATM Shut Down With My Card In It

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    #42

    Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

    Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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    #43

    Damn

    Damn

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    BC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

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    #44

    Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

    Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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    ravina nimje
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its perfectly balanced number, better than what you have hoped for.

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    #45

    Instagram vs. Reality

    Instagram vs. Reality

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    #46

    "Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

    "Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

    Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."

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    Troux
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good outcome for a guy who thought it would be funny to troll taxpayer resources.

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    #47

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

    The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

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    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this will happen when you heat/nuke ghost pepper oil. Now, you will have to put bowls of REALLY hot boiling water with lemon and baking soda in it and let it sit for atleast 20 minutes and repeat this process many many times and steam the ghost out of it before you can safely use it again.

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    #48

    Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

    Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

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    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean this actually looks pretty cool and mysterious

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    #49

    When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

    When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

    ethan_kahn Report

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should try putting an ice pack on this.

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    #50

    My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

    My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

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    #51

    New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

    New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

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    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does not look like a 'sealing' problem. This looks like a driving over a 'still curing road' problem. Perhaps the road blocks were not yet in place.

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    #52

    Can I Get My Money Back

    Can I Get My Money Back

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperation can be expensive...hope you did get the money back tho

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    #53

    Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

    Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

    hunterxhunter9229 Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like something that would happen on a Monday

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    #54

    Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

    Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

    CloudVFX Report

    #55

    My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

    My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

    Xiushook Report

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    #56

    Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

    Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

    Camplaysgames Report

    #57

    Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

    Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

    kevinkjohn Report

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's such a mean thing to do, leaving banana peels around like that

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    #58

    I Lost My ****

    I Lost My ****

    ...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!

    IhaveGoodAids Report

    #59

    The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

    The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

    RxTechMetanoia Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in his defense, he did a good job on the cable

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    #60

    Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

    Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

    yungjoj Report

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's such a rare event that the poor thing got confused.

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    #61

    Women's Pockets Suck

    Women's Pockets Suck

    amush13 Report

    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why femme fatale pull stuff out of their cleavages in movie. Not only is it sexy, it is practical.

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    #62

    Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

    Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

    -NoCoolName- Report

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your best friend looks happy to know you.

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    #63

    How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

    How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

    jpjCthulhu Report

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have just rang the doorbell. I hope you managed to get a refund.

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    #64

    First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

    First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

    IllvisFreshly Report

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when we had new windows installed. Biggest window in the house (2mx2.5m or thereabouts), triple glazed and they dropped it putting it on the truck. Made a new one, brought it around, installed it. The installer then noticed a tiny scratch in it. He made the glass company make a third one. Of all the windows in the house, it must have cost them a fortune to make it 3 times.

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    #65

    My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

    My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

    Tharp_exe Report

    sakora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, this malicious flamingo did not burn the whole house!

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    #66

    Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

    Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

    TheTrueTekno Report

    Kezia I.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when I was a student, our university had this regulation that if you are late for more 15 minutes, you will be counted as absent and you can only be absent for 2 sessions for the whole semester or you will fail the course. I already missed 2 sessions that semester when I woke up 15 minutes before class. I skipped my morning shower, brushed my teeth and washed my face, had to pay more for Uber (I usually rode the bus which is a lot cheaper). I ran through campus with my greasy hair, rushed up the stairs because there was a looooong queue for the elevator (my class was on the 9th floor). I came about 10-12 minutes late, "I made it", I thought. I walked to the class while wiping my sweat off, only to find my classmates exiting the classroom because the lecturer said that she couldn't make it.

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    #67

    Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

    Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the teacher found it funny, at least.

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    #68

    Pricey Chew Toy

    Pricey Chew Toy

    vo_xv Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the Nintendo Fetch?

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    #69

    The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

    The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

    Electrik_Acid Report

    #70

    When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

    When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

    fabricator123 Report

    #71

    My Minesweeper Game

    My Minesweeper Game

    TheTruFinster Report

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    #72

    Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight

    Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight

    Shouldaville Report

    #73

    My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

    My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

    chantillylace9 Report

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.. he's got some shoveling to do now.. Good way to work out all the frustration he may have from his divorce :)

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    #74

    Don't You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses

    Don't You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses

    CatSuyac Report

    #75

    Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

    Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

    scrane122 Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know what’s worse, going to a motel with a pool and being full of dirt and grass or a pool that is completely empty on a school camping trip.

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    #76

    A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

    A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

    JustFrankss Report

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While that's a mess, is that grass not dead anyway?

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    #77

    Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

    Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

    sirfluffyington Report

    #78

    Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

    Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

    Report

    #79

    Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

    Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

    happyeggplant_ Report

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    #80

    Not Cleaning My *** With This

    Not Cleaning My *** With This

    DrbananaMetrics Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a quick pull and the spider should just drop through the hole onto the floor and then scurry away. Looks like a harmless huntsman to me.

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    #81

    Car Crashed Into My Living Room

    Car Crashed Into My Living Room

    Camoron Report

    #82

    My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

    My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

    Ddoge_YT Report

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    #84

    How My Pizza Arrived

    How My Pizza Arrived

    hy11ahr Report

    #85

    I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

    I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

    star_fjord Report

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can re-build it, we have the technology...

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    #86

    Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

    Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

    Brandanaquits Report

    #87

    How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

    How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

    silvurbullet Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You left the keys in the car and the dog is the dumbass?

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    #88

    I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

    I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

    sorenanker Report

    #89

    Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

    Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

    dev27 Report

    #90

    Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

    Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

    kingshmiley Report

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where a giant magnet would come in handy.

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    #91

    The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

    The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

    Achetarin Report

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a bag of bread on the ground?

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    #92

    My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

    My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

    jonas5577 Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel their pain. Was once on a cross-country flight, and my screen was the only one not working.

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    #93

    Best Vacation Ever

    Best Vacation Ever

    Gemini421 Report

    #94

    Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

    Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

    Jorarl Report

    #95

    Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

    Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

    skaroids Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better give those dogs a flea bath...and have a little talk with your sister

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    #96

    The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

    The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

    Gambion Report

    Caridina Japonica
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please post a picture taken by this camera? Should be an interesing effect

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    #97

    This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

    This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

    I_ForgotMyOldAccount Report

    #98

    My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

    My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

    belizardbeth Report

    #99

    Found A Worm In My Lunch

    Found A Worm In My Lunch

    lalalazz Report

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, today is a good day to start a diet...

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    #100

    Playing Truth Or Dare

    Playing Truth Or Dare

    fentynipple Report

    #101

    Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

    Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

    sambones718 Report

    Sami
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn't tell it was foggy while you were climbing?

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    #102

    At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

    At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

    sweetbabygreen Report

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoul've just gone door to door and gave ice-cream out for free

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    #103

    Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

    Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

    heytherebud420 Report

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mua-ha-ha. I have no pity for these guys, only the GPUs.

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    #104

    And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time

    And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time

    jarzbent Report

    #105

    When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

    When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

    Jules3113 Report

    DaVo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know the Citroën 2CV has it's wobbly suspension because it was sepcifically designed to transport eggs on s****y French roads?

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    #106

    Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

    Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

    misanthropickorowa Report

    Shelley Jennings
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is an Apple. Would have died an hour into the trip anyway...

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    #107

    **** Happens

    **** Happens

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    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you rolled it back in after you took the picture

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    #108

    Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

    Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

    Rug_Fish Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with these TVs being delivered broken?!

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    #109

    Tried To Make Brownies

    Tried To Make Brownies

    Faradei Report

    Lauri foss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use parchment paper when making brownies

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    #110

    After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

    After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

    Krzyygamin Report

    Moriarty2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, we had our TV wall mounted before we turned it on and saw it was cracked...now we always check first...

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    #112

    He Doesn't Know It Yet. Sorry, Bro

    He Doesn't Know It Yet. Sorry, Bro

    sleepinghiatus Report