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A baby for some is the epitome of joy, the centre of the universe and the very meaning of life itself. For others however, a baby is simply something that makes a lot of noise and frequently poops itself while expecting you to clean it up. Whatever camp you belong to though, one thing we can all agree on: babies always give us something to laugh about.

Take a look at these funny baby tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to make you smile regardless of whether you're a fan of the little critters or not.

#1

Funny Tweet About Babies

mommyshorts Report

Vanessa
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

was worth a try if you ask me...

Tom McNamara
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9 years ago

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Sure hope you don't have kids..

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Carli Flannagan
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, a lot of people on here don't do sarcasm or general humor well O.o

Julie Bradley
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do humour. It's funny. And as a parent I totally relate! :D

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Julie Bradley
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I'd totally want to switch seats :D

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't get this. You're not allowed to sit next to your own baby if it cries?

Pemberton
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, she tried to run away from her crying baby but it wasn't allowed to do so.

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    #2

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    OhNoSheTwitnt Report

    Khoa Le
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choose a puppy or kitten over a human baby any times :))

    Clever Fool
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, a terrier puppy isn't all that much quieter. Especially if it sees a bird.

    Tom McNamara
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Responsibility? Nope? Ok. Too bad for the baby then..

    #3

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    CrazyExhaustion Report

    Tabitha Strock
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol.... this was me with my last 2

    Olga Ailaroudi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish somebody had told me that a while ago... now it's too late..ah.

    #4

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    tinatbh Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious. I never understood why people don't use the actual age past 12 months. Makes it easier for the rest of us.

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best answer is that we just don't want them NOT to be itty babies anymore. Weeks old sounds less than months old. 18 months sounds younger than a year and a half. But that's just me. I'm a gramma trying to keep them as young as possible for as long as possible.

    Ayushi Sharma
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst., they just want you to do your math.

    Becky Ann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    34 weeks isn't past 12 months...

    Melissa Jones
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In medicine, children are aged developmentally in months up to 36mo/3yrs

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 3:20 PM... y is he still counting from midnight?

    Martyna Boszko
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    midnight=birth of new day. So if someone counts weeks since birth, she counted minutes since midnight.

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    #5

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    briangaar Report

    Pemberton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you try to name a baby with an unusual name nobody you know has then ending up with something really terrible. I came across a naming book, which has a caegory, such as "music" -- musical, opera, etc. "art" -- Gogh, Picaso, etc.

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Royden is my nephew case in point creative parents give terrible names

    Zuzanna Nie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it's not name : Blanket , Kal-El or other s**t names.

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    Ivana Bogdan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I choosing foreign names for... whatever :D

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE this! 😂😂😂😂😂

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    #6

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    #7

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    ParentNormal Report

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the parent wins on that one.

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations that's almost impossible I tried

    Margot Artner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You begin to appreciate these "major" achievements in life!

    Alberto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've tries to explain to my wife, for years, the secret of moving the baby, she just does not want to accept that the best way to not wake it up is to pick them like a burning casserole from the oven and just move them, the more you try to be extra gentle the worse chance you will have not to wake them, and No whispering to the baby, just think to yourself: dude i have to move you to the other bed

    #8

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    jdelwoo Report

    Ainsley Allred
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yess my child turned 288 months old isnt that precious?

    Daniel Rogers
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys.... 73 months divided by 12 months (12 months in a year) is only 6 years old....

    Daniel Rogers
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys... 73 divided by 12 (12 months in a year) is only 6 years old...

    Ponyo Champion
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    He's a year and 21weeks.

    Crystal Rose
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Umm use math and common sense? Don't see why this is funny.

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    #9

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    DaddyJew Report

    Ellen Anna Gaup
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the parents of the baby know how libraries work

    George See
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you know how parents work.

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    Kim Sriaran
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently not all parents know how manners work.

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    #10

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    Bo Hi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time when someone try to show me the baby photo, I just start to mention that scene from "The Guardist" movie.

    Khoa Le
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha yep thats how i usually respond to my friends's babies pictures

    #11

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    pakalupapito Report

    #12

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Pemberton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true with cats and dogs.

    Ayushi Sharma
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all. Mine just wait till we let them out once in a while, off-leash.

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    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Malfunctioning alarm clocks that go off every few hours at night, every five minutes during the day AND poop...

    bok2012
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true. 7:30 every morning.

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    #14

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    VancityReynolds Report

    Julie Bradley
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom is a Vulcan. They don't get the subtle nuances of human humour

    Pieter Markey
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually made my day! (I don't need much)

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    Zuzanna Nie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tom McNamara is a troll and a moron

    Tom McNamara
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Too bad for your kids that you don' t love them as they are..

    stoox006
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be fun at parties... Oh, you don't go to parties? Well, that's a surprise

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    #15

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    SatansTongue Report

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I would say.

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is just paraphrasing a comedian from years ago I believe Dana carvy (garth from wanes world)

    Pemberton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't remember the time when I shat in my pants.

    #16

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Timmy Carey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until she learns that cats don't come out of humans...

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    Louise Cheurlin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny, I was just thinking about that this evening. Like, if I could birth a cat, I think I would.

    stoox006
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it would be caught dipping a hot dog into the babies forehead

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    #17

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Michelle quehl
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Year jerkingly hilarious. Lmfao x 100000

    Jim Kang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Dakota Zayat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like a cat licking its baby?...

    Amanda Amanat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I'm laughing so hard right now

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    #18

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    Book_Krazy Report

    DarkLumiya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people are getting out their way to get offended, you offer them a compliment and they still complain?

    #19

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Mari Louw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30% having to listen to people lecturing you about your baby (without you asking) and clearly having no experience with your child (who is a limited edition and has its own manuel in some space language).

    #20

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    meladoodle Report

    Iris Doeven
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you know who do need pockets? Girls do. Clothing industry, it's time for a change.

    Laura Rouyer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    puke, lint, crumbs, cute little boogers

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    #21

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    sageboggs Report

    Laura Rouyer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's no hormonal urge to make a salad

    Khoa Le
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it takes more effort to make a salad than a baby. Nobody ever accidentally makes a salad

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More fun to do the activity to make a baby

    jevais
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people are still having so many childred, we are too many already on this poor Planet.

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    #25

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Allyriane Caudillo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just turn it off though. Right? Isn't there an off button on baby monitors?

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it (there is one). I bet the company wants you not to sleep while listening to the sound of your baby cry so you know how they feel.

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    brandon sat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's also a volume control on them.

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    #30

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    marinhubka Report

    Celia McDaniel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my bro when he is at Chipotle! Haha!!!

    Dakota Zayat
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who downvoted this comment?! like srsly ppl... (i upvoted it for you ;) )

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    Margot Artner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh dear, that reminds me: I was afraid of let my newborn jump to the floor - as did my cats until then! :)

    #31

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    TheCiscoKidder Report

    Valarie Brodt
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I read this as we pull up to dunkin and the kids ask for bagels lmao

    Cara Fulton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing you weren't driving. Never boredpanda behind the wheel people! LOL.

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    #32

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    Katie Mizell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baby boss has no concept of object permanence. I wish baby boss was my boss

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    #33

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    TheCatWhisprer Report

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    #35

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    ParentNormal Report

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a guy at my work who looked like a baby because he had no hair and had food on his face a lot.

    #36

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    #40

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    #42

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    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Pamela Law
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right. That's what I call a joint, too. A tiny, tiny burrito.

    Cara Fulton
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devils lettuce swaddled burrito coming up!

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    #43

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    #45

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    #49

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    #50

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    LoriFradkin Report

    Lindsey Schwarte
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How anyone had kids before Google is beyond me

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    #51

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    christinefriar Report

    #53

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    Dani_Feld Report

    Mari Louw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the cheesecake is going to make you want to escape to a happy place more than 20 hours a day for a few years... Then yes, it's almost the same.

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    #56

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    Home_Halfway Report

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    #58

    Funny Tweet About Babies

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    #60

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    DadandBuried Report

    #61

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    JordyPizza Report

    Mari Louw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed my mother when pooping, maybe next time I'll get lucky with dad

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    #62

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    Shanehasabeard Report

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    #63

    Funny Tweet About Babies

    TheMichaelRock Report

    Carrot dude
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, why isn't this in the negatives?

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