ADVERTISEMENT

Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

#2

Cringe

Cringe

neilhimself Report

Add photo comments
POST
jodiflatt avatar
hemlocktea avatar
hedwards avatar
H Edwards
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine my surprise and annoyance (I am a former English teacher) when right-wing idiots started complaining about 'they/them/their' as gender neutral pronouns. We have literally used these pronouns in the singular form for *centuries*. It's beyond stupid.

smarshall8 avatar
Wat Tyler's Revenge
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I must've missed when Romeo told the Capulets to call him "They". And Juliet told the Montagues to call her "Xyr".

Load More Replies...
laurencaswell4 avatar
Lauren Caswell
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They didn't think that one through, that's on Them and Their choices 😁

snewlands2 avatar
markymarkandthefunkybunch avatar
catyme avatar
Octavi
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MRS mom I go to a CHRISTIAN school and even there my English teacher uses they them cuz its respect and just normal

jadebirdsong avatar
Jade Birdsong
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww c'mon now. You made homeschoolers everywhere look 😞 bad

mioarafox-dumbrava avatar
Bisexual_idiot
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cant believe that people would say such a thing. why cant she respect pronouns?!

skyrender avatar
Sky Render
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's a choice between "unlearn 18 years' worth of awful parenting and become a decent human being" and "grab another beer with your equally awful buds and reinforce that awful parenting", most are going to pick option B.

Load More Replies...
julian-mallett avatar
Downunderdude
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hooray! I'm afraid it's going to take me a long time to accept noun/pronoun disagreements like this to replace 'him or her' or 'his or her'. I understand why it's happening and I understand that one of the strengths of English is its ability to evolve. But every time I see an example, it just grates.

karenjohnston avatar
Louloubelle
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It bugged me at first, especially when I didn't know what was happening. My son had a gender fluid friend, and said them, and I thought he was talking about more than one person, so I'd say "Who?", and he'd say "Spencer", then refer to Spencer as "them". I finally asked my son to explain, which he did. Now, Spencer is my son's best friend, who I love like my own. I didn't completely understand, but wanted to respect this kid who I loved, so I used the pronouns, then set out to educate myself, because I love this person. And it helped me understand other kids like him (and he now uses him).

Load More Replies...
hopelu avatar
Hope Lu
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly she hasn't learned the singular they and descriptivism

lunanik avatar
Nikki Sevven
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pro Tip: Replace "any English teacher" with "anyone," and it becomes obvious that it's singular.

brendaspagnola avatar
Brenda Spagnola
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They/Them/Their have always been used to denote both singular and plural. 19th century tended to use them more as a singular pronoun in speech and as a plural when writing (as it was considered more formal). Using both became standard in the 20th century as more people were educated and our culture became less rigid and more relaxed. And remember that English is THE most difficult language to master because we have an exception for every rule, as this shows. And being an idiot isn't limited to the Right-wing or the Left-wing: they're both pretty equal in that department. In fact, most politicians qualify in my opinion.

evelyn_haskins_7 avatar
Evelyn Haskins
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS though is common usage, It WOULD be considered wrong the say "should lose its teaching license."

kjdunn3 avatar
Kristi Jean
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that Neil Gaiman was the one to point this out. I love him. Lol.

danipop86_1 avatar
daniel280456
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a carrot-kin, and my only pronoun is: crunch-crunch. It's not crunch, it's crunch-crunch. Get it right, or you'll be canceled !

lynnnoyes avatar
elfin
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you should always refer to a person of unknown gender as "he?" Why? Women do exist, you know, so a plural pronoun for them makes as much sense, or more, than an inaccurate pronoun.

loramad avatar
plain bOrEd not panda
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thought that the polite way and proper grammar is to talk in they/their when you generalize something about people who could be of any sex, instead of just using the male form and it made sense to me. It was some 20+ years ago. What is all that crap about it all of a sudden?

kimitomminello avatar
Kimi Tomminello
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol it's the conservative bible thumpers that would rather forget what they learned in basic English instead of acknowledge a gender minority. Pretty telling of A PERSON (singular) and THEIR (singular) mindset 😉

Load More Replies...
noneanon avatar
Random Anon
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that these days despite being taught differently. Why? Because gender fluidity isn't a thing when I was a wee lad.

jebediahchamberland avatar
Jebediah Chamberland
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a teacher in 2002 (I was about 7 or 8) yell about how they/them was a singular after a book she taught us from got it wrong. She had multiple degrees and was one of the smartest teachers in the entire district but chose to teach younger kids in her final years as a sort of treat after HS English.

danipop86_1 avatar
baconycakes1337 avatar
Bacony Cakes
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. But, are you one person whose gender is currently unknown? Yes. Therefore, singular they is legit.

Load More Replies...
ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah! We don't want no people that is able to talk proper! /s

suzannehaigh avatar
Tee Witt
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After reading through this as far as was reasonably possible I found it nothing but a collection of Americans having some senseless argument, to non Americans. There are other countries on BP, remember

lauralee_3 avatar
laura lee
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#3

This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

PoonSwoggle Report

Add photo comments
POST
titas-burinskas avatar
Titas Burinskas
BoredPanda Staff
Verified
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#4

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

Bushboiwilly Report

Add photo comments
POST
chinmayeekalghatgi avatar
Chinmayee Kalghatgi
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#5

But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

ParticularAd4039 Report

#7

How Does This Even Happen

How Does This Even Happen

local_parcel Report

#8

I Can Do It But You Can’t

I Can Do It But You Can’t

Grant_w1999 Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#10

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Jyaten Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#13

Twitter User Discovers Empathy

Twitter User Discovers Empathy

Goofyjeff4 , bobbyteriyaki Report

#14

Sheesh

Sheesh

frrtcht Report

Add photo comments
POST
meinespammailadresse1 avatar
A B C
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#16

What

What

The0xt0 Report

Add photo comments
POST
keith-johnson avatar
KJ
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#17

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

stathx Report

Add photo comments
POST
laurencaswell4 avatar
Lauren Caswell
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#18

Seems Legit

Seems Legit

RandyLongsocksMcgee Report

Add photo comments
POST
keith-johnson avatar
KJ
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#19

Logic Not Found

Logic Not Found

CucumberDay , twitter.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
meinespammailadresse1 avatar
A B C
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#20

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

SourTittyMilk Report

ADVERTISEMENT
#22

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

MrEuginger Report

#25

Trying To Find Logic

Trying To Find Logic

esberat Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#26

Quora Moment

Quora Moment

nughty_hobo Report

#28

What The [hell]?

What The [hell]?

Load_Disk Report

Add photo comments
POST
gantas avatar
Ganta S
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#29

Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

keemstar Report

Add photo comments
POST
carolyngerbrands avatar
Caro Caro
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#30

What The...

What The...

EdgyGuy69420 Report

Add photo comments
POST
keith-johnson avatar
KJ
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#31

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

ligmattis Report

Add photo comments
POST
lilyannclarke09 avatar
Møõn
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#33

Nice Guy Moment

Nice Guy Moment

ittvoy Report

Add photo comments
POST
namitasinghrajput735 avatar
Piku
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#34

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

THEbrent19 Report

#35

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

siempremajima Report

#36

Big Yikes

Big Yikes

AbelNB Report

Add photo comments
POST
meinespammailadresse1 avatar
A B C
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#37

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

BilingualThrowaway01 Report

#38

Sad Cringe

Sad Cringe

CheeseLoverMax Report

Add photo comments
POST
meinespammailadresse1 avatar
A B C
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#39

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

rocketship94 Report

Add photo comments
POST
keith-johnson avatar
KJ
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#40

Why Tho?

Why Tho?

Emir_t_b Report

Add photo comments
POST
mintyminameow avatar
Mewton’s Third Paw
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Note: this post originally had 53 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda