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Think of all the cringeworthy things we do. Like realizing you were walking the wrong way and having to do a complete 180 on the street. Or assuming your coursemate asked for your number because they thought you were cute and gently telling them that you're seeing someone only to understand they just wanted to work on your group project. What about waving to someone who's definitely waving to a person behind you? That's a classic.

Now multiply the embarrassment these actions have caused you by approximately 1,325 and you'll know what to expect from r/Cringetopia. As you may have learned from our previous publications on this subreddit here, here, and here, it's the place to go to when you want to confuse and disturb your mind. Which, I guess, everyone has to do every once in a while to keep themselves in check—if you find that the content below doesn't bother you at all, please contact your shrink.

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This Post Is Totes Yeets Yo

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not like the teens understand the normal language... /sarcasm

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People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

People Think That Negro Refers To The Racial Slur

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Srsly, noir was an indicator of foreign language which should’ve been picked out by others

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But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

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How Does This Even Happen

How Does This Even Happen

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I Can Do It But You Can’t

I Can Do It But You Can’t

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Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

Vegans Forgot To Read Food Chain In Schhol

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Twitter User Discovers Empathy

Twitter User Discovers Empathy

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Sheesh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all know these deeeeep sighs dogs sometimes make that sound like the weight of the whole world lay on their shoulders? I think that would be appropriate here.

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The blood is strawberry Ribena, don't tell the vampire though.

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn it now i cant stop thinking about strawberry Ribena really want one now

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Jo Davies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are one of two things dear. 1. Delusional or 2. Attention seeking

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Otter
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so glad I didn't embarass myself that way, when I was a teenage Trekkie who was no more in touch with reality than this girl! Well, maybe i was slightly more in touch with reality...

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Honu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish there was some way to purge people's teenage social media and consign it to oblivion once they reach adulthood, like sealed juvenile criminal records. I wasn't quite this cringeworthy as a teen but I am still so glad social media wasn't around for me to memorialize my teenage silliness for all time.

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Susie Elle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright, go drink your blood but don't come running to me when you get heavy stomach cramps from the giant clot your GI is trying to digest.

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Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not until I see you learn how to line the inside of your eyes young lady! Go to the black board and write "I'm no proper vampire" one million times. You've got time.

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Katinka Min
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Dear...When I was a teen noone recorded our immesne sillyness for posterity. I was SO F*CKING lucky!!

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Martha Meyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be age appropriate fantasy for a five year old. In a teenager, I think, it's asking for therapy.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kid is going to grow up and have to live with this.

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EmCWolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone know her TikTok handle? I'm curious to see what else she's posted

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Yy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feel sad for the teacher who kindly offered a pad and got thot of as a "dump b...."

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Lola
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you she’d pee her pants if I dressed up like a vampire and met her in a dark alley.

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K J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cant even spell dumb right a blood break is the least of her worries.. *facepalm*

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aubergine10003
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool is going to be so embarrassed by this when she gets older

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ZAPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of this: https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/51ai0t/south-park-douchey-little-vampire-kids

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Kitty Jordan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I bet her parents are enjoying the years of teasing they're going to get out of this phase.

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James016
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope no one actually indulges her in this lunacy.

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man she got bulbous eyes. That blood must be good for her sight.....🙄🙄😶

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XRaine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why do their eyes look so big?? like damn bitvh what drugs u on

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Stephanie Raymond
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vampires aren't real and they aren't day people. You can sit through class like the rest of us. Also, good on teacher to have a pad.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever. Find some other place to amuse yourself besides school.

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Amaranthim Talon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Normally I find mental illness a sad thing that needs to be addressed- in this case, I'll just laugh my a$$ off

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Droopsnoot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not this girl again! She makes all supernatural beings look stupid

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cryssH
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, you'll have to wait until lunch period like the rest of your classmates.

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JD Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn’t appear to be the mortals that are oblivious here. In 5 years I hope she understands why this is cringy… better make that 15 years, perhaps.

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Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she is an immortal vampire why does she need to go to school?

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Dark Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few things: How has this child been raised, if at all? How did the teacher think 'blood break' meant needing period products? Where did this child get any blood from? Is anybody supervising this child and making sure this doesn't happen? Is this what happens when parents/guardians let their children's inane fantasies spiral?

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my family we call this one for the wedding speech.

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Bex
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof. I'm so glad I didn't have social media when I was a teenager! Lol

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BusLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She thinks she doesn't get periods because she hasn't had one in 27 days.

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Micah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope someone saves that post and brings it back up if this person ever runs for public office.

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Jude Corrigan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How was she at school during the day if she is a vampire? Think avoiding daylight is the first thing a vampire learns.

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Bacony Cakes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, wind back the goth please. don't want rome to fall again.

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XSpooky_Mint
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one girl who tries to be emo bc she thinks it's "trendy"

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there something more cringe than people trying too hard to be cool, interesting and edgy? Probably there is, but still...

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CrisMind
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD when I was in Navy A School, we had serval "vampires" including a couple that were "energy vampires". Not surprisingly, most of them either dropped out or were kicked out after getting in trouble

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Marco Hub-Dub
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t a phase, an expression of personality or a style. At this point, it’s the start of a dissociative disorder (if she honestly has convinced herself to the point of “needing” blood) or a personality disorder (if she needs to separate herself to the point she believes she can convince people she’s a mythological creature).

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Oopsydaisy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope that gets lost in the ether before she's old enough to cringe over it.

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Davis the Un-Greatest
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve seen this girl before. She legitimately believes she is a vampire.

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Terry Tobias
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The teacher should tell her to wait until lunch like everyone else

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Don't Look
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d love to see the wannabes of the world actually meet a vampire. I think it would blow their mind

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Psychopathic Shark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something this one will regret in 30 years and will probably post it on here as daft fads done in her youth.

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are some people like this? It's a bit odd especially when something like this is said.

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Kevin Donegan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were the teacher I would have said, "Yeah, take a blood break and before you come back to the classroom, check in with the social worker in room 101."

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This kind of s**t is what happens when you stop letting bullies enforce social norms on kids. "Zero tolerance" is why we have so many furries.

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RedMarbles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wide scale bullying to keep furries and the occasional fake vampire from existing seems like a terrible tradeoff.

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Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

Imagine Being That Angry About Someone’s Happiness

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare he live his life for himself 😡 how selfish, what about meeeeeee

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Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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KJ
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally happened just like this kid said, honest. Shame they had a stroke towards the end of the paragraph.

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Logic Not Found

Logic Not Found

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm feeling reminded of this ultra-manly lumberjack-style dude, massive body, massive beard, wearing flanel shirts - and ordering his appletini "EXTRA FRUITY" because he doesn't give a fúck. Can I send these two on a blind date, please? That'd be fun.

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Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

Instagram Thot Uses Her Dads Funeral And Coffin As A Backdrop For Her Latest Photoshoot

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The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

The Baby From Nirvana’s Nevermind Cover Is Suing The Band For Exploitation. This Is Why.

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Trying To Find Logic

Trying To Find Logic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2020s: If it wasn't staged for Instagram it did not properly happen.

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Quora Moment

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What The [hell]?

What The [hell]?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They all say that, don't they? Mediums who are ripping people off money and giving families false hope, always say that there's forest, body of water or road close by, like that's too vague and you can't really find anywhere without at least one of those things.

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Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

Good Ole Fashion Keemstar

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those beauties wouldn't date Keem either. They look waaaay too nice and intelligent. They know an assh0le when they see one.

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What The...

What The...

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor person hasn't figured out why everyone is always standing upwind of them.

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#31

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

A "Class Clown" Threw A F**ing Trash Bin To The Teacher And Think He's Funny

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please people... never do anything stupid like this, it's not funny.

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Nice Guy Moment

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol .My shy nice guy turned out to be abusive because he used to feel insecure.

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My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

My Wife Had A Surprise Party Last Night And Her Friend Parked Around The Corner. In The Morning She Woke Up To This Letter On Her Car…

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My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

My Iq Isn't High Enough To Find The Humor

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Big Yikes

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live achievement for a lot of single men from now on: grow over 30 so this weirdo leaves them be.

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Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

Having A Mental Breakdown Because You Got A Samsung Instead Of An iPhone

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Sad Cringe

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain what's happening here? I mean, it appears to be a VR wedding. That in and of itself is rather sad. But what is she handing him? Why does it look like a díldo hidden in a flower bouquet? Is it ice cream? Is that some wedding tradition I have never heard about?

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Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

Apparently You Can't Eat Food By Yourself?

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having no food to eat in the first place seems much more upsetting.

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Why Tho?

Why Tho?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So? Let people eat their nasty food. Nobody says anything about the sick shít some of the people judging eat. You’re not cool for having an opinion about steak.

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