Humans might make all the rules in this world, but that doesn't mean animals have to follow them, and as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, some animals seem to enjoy deliberately breaking every damn rule they can find. From disobedient ducks and rebellious rabbits to lizards that laugh in your face and dogs that simply don't give AF, the animals below refuse to be confined by your stupid human laws. Which one do you find the most unruly? Let us know in the comments below and don't forget to vote for your favorite!
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F*ck The System
Bunnies can be pretty darn smart! I used to babysit a rabbit. One day, he kept thumping the bottom of his cage. We went to see what he was upset about, we discovered that our rats' cage door was open, and the cat was eyeing them! The bunny was warning us!
Load More Replies...This Squid Knows What's Up
This tumblr post is wrong, the squid is actually USUALLY transparent, but can turn opaque.
Correction - while there are squids who do as I said, I believe that this one is a type of glass squid and is just ALWAYS transparent and doesn't change colour.
Load More Replies...Squid is smart. Squid is not an average animal. Squid will find a wayyyyy!
Cat Teaches Kitten To Break The Rules
The way she encourages the kitten and then comforts it at the end ... awwww <3
That's not even a rule, because cats like to climb on things. They see it more like a toy.
"Great job, I'm so proud of you, you might be the best criminal of your age!"
The funny thing is that the mama is teaching the kitten.. how to break the rules!
Can't Cage The Fluff
YOUR FILTHY OLD FENCE CANNOT CONTAIN THE INCREDIBLE POWERS OF FLOOF!!!!!!
The way the gif is in fast motion look so funny!!! The dogs feet look cute!
I Sent My Dog Outside As Punishment For Standing On The Dining Room Table. This Was His Response
he want to look deep in your eyes...this a very judgemental dog...be aware of that...and after that he doesn't give a f**k about your opinion...Who's a good boy now?
Load More Replies...Another serial downvoter downvoted your comment... so once again I had to vote it back up
Load More Replies...Build him a play area with a high shelf and a ramp up to the top so he can see above 18". I'll bet it will improve his behavior.
I've done this and it actually works. They are just like nosy little kids and they want to be able to see what's going on. (Or they're just being little sh*ts.)
Load More Replies...Money Well Spent
I've never heard of a bird repellent! Why and where would you need such a thing?
Where I live there are certain kinds of birds that will invade shopping centers or movie theaters in large numbers and build their nests above entrances. Then they either poop on shoppers or dive bomb people as they walk in and out. As you can imagine it's not good for business, so they install all kinds of deterrents including sounds to keep the birds away.
Load More Replies...I think this is more of a "Win" if anything. - I bet this bird figured out that it would be a safe place to build a nest as this alarm keeps other predators & birds away. Also being so close to the source of the Alarm *Probably* means that the high frequency noises aren't as noticeable/ noisy (AKA; the nest is probably sheltered from the noise too)
My Cat Is A Rebel
Cat:What you in for? Dog: Licking my butt in front of company. Cat: You need a better lawyer, man.
This Hamster Is Not Taking Any Of It
I'll Use Whichever Door I Damn Well Please
Is that what that latch does?......No big deal, I'll take the easy way from now on.
Life is an open dooooooooooooor ♬♪ (yes, I'm cruel mwhahahahha)
Load More Replies...Funny how he opens the door and then use the latch... just to show how pointless it is.
Saying "No" Repeatedly Didn't Help, Did It?
That is how my cat looks at me ALL THE TIME!!! Especially when I'm telling him "no"
Mwahahaha cats are pure evil. And so adorable whilst destroying everything you like 😁
The video is even better, because the owner speaks in a high pitched voice with some kind of cute (French?) accent :-D
F*ck The System
"Frank, please, not the rebellion phase again."
Load More Replies...Clearly that bird wants help *rollllllls eyes* ..... c'mon ....
Load More Replies...'Kevin, what're you doing?' 'I'm a bat!!' ''Kevin you're not a bat. Your Father and I are concerned about you.'
Two birds looking down "Billy do you HAVE to always make a scene?" Bird upside down "I LIKE TURTLES"
This Cat Doesn't Care What Society Thinks
Well, it is a job of each black cat to mark white clothes with black fur!
screw you humans and your white supremacy, I will pee on your laundry
This One
Reminds me of that a*****e at chess that won't take his hand of his bishop. GODDAMMIT FRANK! it can only go on diagonals!
Pub pool and snooker rules! Your shot isn't breaking the rules as long as one foot is still touching the floor (barstool in this case!)
Dogs Allowed
Yep, & , beautiful King Charles Spaniel says post this picture
Load More Replies...The Cat Is An Asshole
My one cat is partly blind, has arthritis, and her hearing is also going..... She is no longer being an a*****e....
Load More Replies...There are no more glasses to push away from the table. Wonder what else falls down?
A True Rebel
Never seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, did you? ;)
Load More Replies...A snapping turtle does what it pleases. It can snap a broom handle apart with it's powerful beak. Do not let the snapping turtle help with the house cleaning.
Any other parents of small children reminded of the episode of Peppa Pig where the tortoise keeps climbing trees?
I hang around my little sister alot, so I see you!
Load More Replies...THE TURTLE OF BADASKERRY. (AND YES I SAID ASK ON PURPOSE. I DON'T USE VULGARITIES.)
This Bird Gets It
You're Quite The Rebel, You Know That?
There's a stray cat that hangs out on our back patio at my work, and one day we get an email telling us we're not allowed to feed it. Precisely the next day, there was a dead pigeon and feathers all over the patio. Haven't seen the cat since. Msg rcvd.
I named him harambe and he has the most beautiful green eyes. Nabbing him the next time I see him. Will post pics
Load More Replies...You can tell it is a Canadian beaver. He is politely ignoring the sign.
Lost Dog
Maybe the dog put the sign up himself because he's having an existential crisis...
Goats Are Jerks
goat is not stupid, the sign is! why cant I climb on some rocks?! who the hell made this absurd sign?
The problem is that animals can´t read, or if they can they eventually don´t speak/understand English LOL!!!
If you really think you can tell a goat what to do, you don't know goats. They're stubborn little things.
F*ck The System
This Dog Understands
Because Bears Are Rebels
I believe that sign is meant to tell you to close the garbage lid so bears don't get into it
Load More Replies...Do they keep bears as pets in that place, or do they have bear schools that teach them signs?
This Duck Sucks
I doesn't suck! I would LOVE to have such a 'souvenir' on my deck hehe
Those duck pads are gonna suck for walking when the concrete dries... karma
Anarchy Pigeon
It should've said: 'Wanted. Suspect steals breadcrumbs. $15 bounty for information'
London train stations (this is Waterloo) without pigeons is like America without racist bigots...... it's better but just not the same
We Adopted Barry And This Was What He Did On His First Walk
Your mind works in mysterious ways .... mind-bogglingly odd, yet mysterious ways.
Load More Replies...Rebellious Seagull
The one female in the group who turns her back to the warmth... hey, it's just science.
Clearly Breaking The Rules
I had to look again and sleepy puss does have extra toes on the back feet. A "Hemingway Cat". Can't tell about the cute curled up frontsies.
Load More Replies...If this is some sort of a museum, how did the cat get there? It's clearly domesticated, since it's wearing a collar, but there's no leash. Also, are cats allowed in such places? They really love to destroy things!
I've read somewhere that the British Museum (once) hosted many cats, to prevent mice invasions (a reference in their blog, here: http://blog.britishmuseum.org/the-purrrplexing-story-of-the-british-museum-cats/ ). This may be another museum-adopted cat, or maybe, if it's some sort of palace, just the house cat tending to guests.
Load More Replies...This Elephant Laughs At Your Rules
in the eyes of an elephant that hardly classifies as an obstacle hahaha
Load More Replies...elephants should never be used this way. they should be free not used for entertainment.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Elephants do not have padded feet, and so cannot jump. Why would you expect them to? Smh, at least do your research before setting up a whole damn arena!
Wow. Some people get crueler and dumber as the years go on. Especially when it has to do with animals.
There's a little bonus ticker that appears next to the timer when he knocks the bars away, I think he was supposed to do that, lol
My Dogs Are Not Allowed In The Kitchen When I Cook. The Kitchen Starts At The White Tiles
My border collie mix used to do the same thing with the bedroom doorway. The ex was allergic so the bedroom was a no animal zone. The dog kept the cat out, then would put one paw over the threshold. When I'd ask "what are you doing" he'd pull his paw back, then roll over on his back like "nothing mama!"
I guess you kept the dog and got rid of the ex <3 kudos! =D
Load More Replies...Our Border Collie taught the puppies and grandkids that the kitchen was off limits when we were cooking. She would lay in the doorway and prevent entry. Awesome dog!!!
So We Bought This Cat Tower For Our Cat
Why do people find it so difficult to understand. ALL. ANIMALS. LIKE. VANTAGE. SPOTS. ALLLLLLLL OF THEM
Get With The Program, Fred
and without even a trace of irony from the master of cliches ...
Load More Replies...This Duck... Gave Zero F*cks
Rebel
F*ck You I'm A Cat
If you had that human sized you'd try it this way and think: Cat was right!
Load More Replies...Mine did the exact same thing on his new "hut" bed bought last month.
Anarcats
This requires a bit of background. The location is where the railway station used to be in Attard, Malta (a few hundred metres from where I live). It was bombed during the war (even though the railway had ceased operations 10 years earlier) and lay derelict for decades until it was turned into a garden. People dump their cats there, and there's a lady that feeds them. The sign was really intended against dumping cats, but badly worded. It's since been replaced by a clearer sign. The colours are faded because of the intense sunlight.
definitely, when i found place like this flooded with cat, I'll play with them everyday, especially in the park / garden. would be nice to me, lol
Load More Replies...Maltese is a hybrid language, influenced by everyone who invaded the islands (which is quite a few). The basic grammar is semitic, and the closest would be classic Arabic. But there has been a lot of influence from Sicilian, Italian and English. It's the only semitic language written in the Latin alphabet, and the only official semitic language of the European Union.
Load More Replies...In Istanbul the cemeteries are fenced to keep out vandals, etc. But cats slip easily between the iron slats, enjoy the human-free zone.
I think the cat originally had a red circle and strike through, like the other pics on the right, but the red paint has worn off/faded/washed away.
Load More Replies...Funny thing I just wished I was there but I have 13 cats myself... Well, there's no such thing as too many cats
Wow that's one more than I can find on this picture. 13??? I only have 1! 13 would be a blast!
Load More Replies...Falcon
Will get a sparrow for his lunch with such approach.
Load More Replies...Definitely not an Eagle, but that wasn't the point here, this Hawk wants to be an Eagle, apparently. :P
Load More Replies...Rebel Peacock At The Zoo
Every US zoo I've visited has free-roaming pea fowl. They go wherever they want. Once a pea hen snatched the cheese off of my daughter's pizza. She talked about that for years.
IS THIS AT TARONGA ZOO IN SYDNEY?! Because it's basically infested with peacocks there
Theres always at least one of those around the zoo. Let's just hope they dont combine to make an army
I Don't Play By Your Rules
What, you only know how to throw it, human? Can't fetch it, can ya, huh, human?
F*ck Your Couch
Boxes work really well if you want to train a desk kitty to sit close to you , but not on the keyboard. [[[[ tested on an entire 3 cats ]]]]] ;p
Load More Replies..."I couldn't decide which bed I wanted to sit in, so I compromised."
My cat didn't like one of these either. Or a box. Or a basket. He wants to be on ouch, chair and bed. Period lol
It's like Goldie Locks! A. is to deep, C.is to lumpy, but C. is just right! Lmao
Found Something Attached To My Dog's Collar When I Got Home Today. She's Not Allowed On The Couch
Rebel Without A Cause
Rebellious Birb Protests Anti Birb Spikes
Pigeons are very interesting. They can sense the earths magnetic field, orientate themselves by watching the sun, or by memorising prominent features of a landscape. They often follow roads to find home and have even been recorded following roundabouts and taking the right exit 😀
Load More Replies...This bird looks like he/she is sitting on eggs. I hope the squabs don't hurt themselves of the spikes! I have a dove who is almost always nesting.
UGH the ones in our garden do that. We put spikes above the trellis, and they literally pushed them off and sat in the spaces.
Try going down to your local hair salon in getting some used hair as gross as it sounds the smell of humans that the hair has will keep animals out of your garden it's not a permanent fix the smell will dissipate but it will help
Load More Replies...I can understand if they put spikes on historucal buildings. Bird s**t is very aciding and will destroy stones like sandstone.
Load More Replies...The spikes will not impale the birds. The birds are smart enough no to land on the spikes, if they try they move on. They also do not land with enough force to impale themselves
Load More Replies...I currently have a pigeon nesting between similar bird spikes--and this is her second nesting this summer. Nothing fazes her.
The miracle of life right in frint of your window :)
Load More Replies...This Cat Gets It
While sit-standing! Multi tasking at its finest...
Load More Replies...When you're up, you're up. When you're down, you're down. But when you're only halfway up, you're neither up nor down.
F*ck Your Circle And Its Magic
A SQUARE YOU DIMWITS...A SQUARE. Hoomans-can't get anything right.
Seal Doesn't Care What Your Sign Reads
No Signs No Problems
Great job, german shepherd. I do hope there are more dog rebels of this type in my city, because here it's forbidden to walk your dog off-leash almost everywhere, yet there are almost no dog parks. Of course, this led to the point when most people just don't give a damn and walk their dogs early in the mornings and late in the evenings. And I'm one of them, to be honest.
That sounds like an awful city. Dogs in public belong on leashes.
Load More Replies...I love how everyone assumes the dogs a German Shepard like "WHAT if it's a Belgian teverian (?) Shepard?!" I have one and trust me they look the same tbh
I Do What I Want
Two stars on BirdAdvisor: "I didn't appreciate this year's improvement of the sloping bed. I don't think I'll come back."
That's actually a hawk's nest. She's away while waiting for her food dispenser to refill itself.
Woof
You Go Little Pigeon
Breaking The Rules
What's the point of having grass if all you do is LOOK at it? Gotta enjoy it, friends and neighbors!
Chickens Nest?! I Don’t Give A F*ck
Rule Breaking Dog - Parents Go On Vacation With One Rule. "Don't Sleep On Dad's Pillow." Two Hours Later...
More "Technically I'm Sitting, Not Swimming." - Rebellious Hound
No, No, No Sign Here
Ducks Give No Fucks
When a mommy duck and a daddy duck love each other very much, they have baby ducks who give no f***s.
Load More Replies...Found This Doggo While Walking Home
You Don't Need To Have Fur To Disobey
"When one touches the glass, the glass also touches you." ~Some Chinese proverb, maybe.
These Two Freedom Loving Birds
One's standing and the other is lying, they're not sitting. So they are safe.
Rules Don't Confine Me
This Dog Gets It
What A Little Rebel
No Diving
These Turtles Knew Exactly What They Were Doing
Look at the turtle in the back. Look at that sassy leg. This turtle answers to no master.
Omg that sassy leg! Thank you that made me laugh so hard ;)
Load More Replies...Equality For All
Hey this is Maddie! Her dad takes her all over the country and takes pictures of her in these really amazing places.
Thanks! Such wonderful pictures (http://maddieonthings.com).
Load More Replies...Breaking The Rules
If a bird is comfortable enough to make a nest on it, it must have been sitting there for months!
Given that the handle to open the door is where it is, making the door unable to be opened with the sign there, I would assume this is a display outside a factory or museum.
Load More Replies...The tires look squeaky clean. My guess is this is a display of some kind and not an actual working vehicle.
We've Got Ourselfs A True Anarchist
I think he's trying to read the sign..... Oops, sorry didn't see the sign.
He Got Triple Dog Dared
Clinic Cat Doesn’t Care About The New Sign
Rules Are Made To Be Broken
No Ball Game
Saw This F*cking Champion While On Holidays
I so love native Aussie animals. They're grumpy, cute, deadly and don't give a f**k about rules lol.
The System Is Not Defeating These Dogs
"W...weeeee thought... Yeah, we though that 'large' referred to 'park', y'know... Eheheh.... Eeeh...."
Haven't met a little dog yet that didn't think it was a much bigger dog!
She Ran Up Ahead, This Is What I Saw When I Caught Up
F**k Em, I'm Going In Anyway
that sign is a liar! it says there aren't any dogs but there quite clearly is. maybe they just restocked and didn't take down the sign yet
He looks kind of sad that he's not welcome! Are we sure he can't read?
Fluff The Rules
exactly, corgis are family, not pets! :D
Load More Replies...No Diving
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Load More Replies...I APOLOGIZE I JUST GLANCED AT THE "NAME", SORRY FOR THE MSAKE! BUT YOU ARE STILL RIGHT!
Actually, from the looks of it that's going to turn out as more of a belly flop than a dive anyway.
I Do What I Want
He Is Such A Rebel
My Cat Doesn't Care
Is kind of looks like they just put that sign there so they could post something on her. Is it just me??
So? It's funny. The cat's face is perfect, why do people have to be so lame about jokes?
Load More Replies...Rebel Squirrel Doesn't Listen To Authority
Welcome To Scotland, Where The Highland Cows Don't Give A F*ck
I don't know. Cows are pretty solid, it might beat the train.
Load More Replies...My Proud Anarchist
Do Not Tap On Glass
That's actually a really sad picture... Poor guy wants some attention <3 🐈
there are so many many lovley cats around. when will they finally stop breeding them :/
My Girlfriend's Cat Gets It
Absolute Rebel
Rebel
Rebels Without A Cause
Maybe they will help and clean up the mess when they finish resting..
Rebels
Birds can't read and clearly the picture shows a crawl stroke. They're only doing the birdy paddle.
Zero F*cks Given
"Excuse me, but I've been waiting here for 20 minutes, and I'm still not a dog. I demand to speak to a manager."
The Anarchist
Dogs love the sofas, even if they have a beautiful bunch of poofy beds of their own, all over the place.
Sorry Not Sorry
This Bird Gets It
There is a car rental place in Australia - that's their catchphrase - another way of saying you'll get no unwanted surprises!!!
Load More Replies...Dog Did It Anyways
I bet we are not the only one, but my family and I joke that our corgi is allowed on some places if they have a "No dogs" sign with a silhouette of a labrador, lets say. But this pooch here... It's like they made this sign specially for him!
Cats Are Natural Rebels
If you want your cat to claim something as it's own personal trophy(a new bed) then tell him it's a special suprise for the doggy.
My Dog Is One Of Us
Max Is Only Allowed On The Couch If He Stays On The Blanket. He's A Rebel
Dogs Don't Need Your Human Laws
Has anyone seen my dog-horse bicycle motor vehicle? I lost it somewhere.
I've not had the privilege of owning a dog-horse but I think they are supposed to be called Great Danes
Rebel Cat
"Well you're the one who installed the buttwarmer. Why are you getting mad if I use it?"
Spanish Cat Has No Time For Your Rules
F*ck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me
I didn't read that, I sang it just like Rage! 😜
Load More Replies...Ruthless Seagull
This seagull had to fly who-knows-how many miles to get here. From where? A big a*s body of water. Just so it could spread its gullness to more bodies of water. #seagulsaredicks
Do Not Sit On Fence
clearly he flew up and is now standing. therefore not breaking any rules
Dog Blanket Anarchy
Breaking All The Rules, 'Cause She Thinks She's People
This Dog Gets It
if there was a sign banning you, you´d be pretty sad too!
Load More Replies...Rebellious Dog
The Birds Have Had Enough
Rebel Pigeon Doesn't Give A Flying F*ck
My Cat Is A First World Anarchist
Have you ever seen a cat who doesn't sit in every box in the house?
Load More Replies..."Excuse me, I only sit in boxes that formerly had cat things that I can now ignore."
Boxes, boxes everywhere. Silly cardboard -- I want a 4-poster bed with an organza topper and curtains tied to the posts, and a gilded bird cage with a yellow canary and a red finch hanging in the corner. Next to my bed, I want an automatic feeder, and a continuous-drip water fountain. On the other side, I want an bowl of cat nip, refreshed every week, and a TV showing the Audubon society video of "Songbirds" on a continuous loop. Oh, and fresh fish every Friday morning, milk on Tuesdays, and surprise me with something really scrumptious on Thursdays.
My Dog Gets It
Samson The Rebel
maybe a flat-coated retriever or a belgian sheepdog. if not a mix.
Load More Replies...The Smile Of A Rebel
Anarchist Dog
My Dog Gets It
FYI, in cities, sometimes this little patch may hold the only tree for several blocks and it needs its toxic-free space, too. Trash can be cleaned away (and fines are given if it isn't), but dog urine kills trees and flowers. Letting dogs in those fenced off areas is disrespectful and completely inconsiderate of one's neighbors and environment.
Load More Replies...You put your dog there? You know that dog waste kills trees. Dog isn't the problem -- dog owner is a jerk
What's the world coming to when even animals don't care for signs and regulations any more?
I always prefer animals over human beings. At least they are truthful and honest, unlike humans.
I LOVED the cat and the glass and ohh how proud mama was was when jr climbed the gate
I like this rabbit that facks the system, the cats that teaches kitten to break rulesor, I think, to miss problems but my favourite is number 10!
Let's not forget the deer who don't abide by their own 'Deer Crossing ' signs and cross anyplace they want. you'd think they can't read!
What's the world coming to when even animals don't care for signs and regulations any more?
I always prefer animals over human beings. At least they are truthful and honest, unlike humans.
I LOVED the cat and the glass and ohh how proud mama was was when jr climbed the gate
I like this rabbit that facks the system, the cats that teaches kitten to break rulesor, I think, to miss problems but my favourite is number 10!
Let's not forget the deer who don't abide by their own 'Deer Crossing ' signs and cross anyplace they want. you'd think they can't read!
